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(WTOP)   Over the speed limit, speed camera gets you. Under the speed limit, speed camera gets you. Fark: Stopped at the light and you can clearly see brake lights and cross traffic moving in the photo, speed camera gets you   (wtop.com) divider line 21
    More: Fail, Baltimore, speed cameras, at-grade intersection, speed limits, cam  
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2012-12-13 01:43:30 PM  
9 votes:
Sounds like the photos needed some circles and arrows.
2012-12-13 05:38:38 PM  
5 votes:

Godscrack:
Plate flipper + pull down your sun visor.
Difficulty: You have to remember to when to do it

For the nerds:
i.imgur.com
Nice drop table command - which would be awesome if it really worked. lol 

/you get the idea
2012-12-13 05:49:48 PM  
4 votes:

Farklee: The resolution in your cameras will never catch me:
[s10.postimage.org image 599x802]


imgs.xkcd.com
2012-12-13 05:57:58 PM  
2 votes:
When our idiot mayor put the camera's up, I wanted to find out what his license plate number was, make a dummy plate and go out and run a shiatload of red lights.
2012-12-13 05:51:33 PM  
2 votes:

Fast Moon: Farklee: The resolution in your cameras will never catch me:
[s10.postimage.org image 599x802]

[imgs.xkcd.com image 484x297]


Reminds me of his crypto-nerd comic.
imgs.xkcd.com
2012-12-13 05:46:08 PM  
2 votes:
The resolution in your cameras will never catch me:
s10.postimage.org
2012-12-13 02:21:04 PM  
2 votes:

beantowndog: Sounds like the photos needed some circles and arrows.


And a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was.
2012-12-13 02:06:50 PM  
2 votes:
Trying to read article about speed camera, autoplay video gets you.
2012-12-13 01:43:52 PM  
2 votes:
$afety fir$t.
2012-12-14 07:34:30 AM  
1 votes:

xenophon10k: Well, you know, it'$ ju$t ea$ier when you hard-code a value in the "$peed" field.


That's bad programming practice, and too easy to spot. What you do is randomize the speed variable, and put a lower bound on it.
2012-12-13 11:58:03 PM  
1 votes:
site.backcountryracks.com

Problem solved.
2012-12-13 08:28:02 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: WASHINGTON - When Daniel Doty got a $40 speeding ticket for driving 38 miles per hour in a 25-mph zone, he was outraged because he wasn't speeding.

In fact, his Mazda 5 was stopped.

Two photos issued with the citation as evidence show Doty's car was stopped at a red light with its brake lights on, reports The Baltimore Sun. The car is shown motionless as traffic passes by on a cross street.



Hmm... Maybe he was overly motionless?  Exceeding the stop limit?
2012-12-13 07:19:04 PM  
1 votes:

lake_huron: special20: Godscrack:
Plate flipper + pull down your sun visor.
Difficulty: You have to remember to when to do it
For the nerds:

Nice drop table command - which would be awesome if it really worked. lol 

/you get the idea

Clearly owned by little Bobby Tables?

/Can't post a third XKCD to the thread, I'm at work.


I can do that.
/WFH
//LOL
2012-12-13 06:19:02 PM  
1 votes:

vodka: FlashBlock


yeah, i know, but i am debugging UI discrepencies in IE and was too lazy to open FF or O. But Still !! who even writes these auto sites ? i cant wait to sit at a bar and order a beer and ask the person next to me, hey what do you do ? oh, you are in marketing and designed an auto play / pop up / ani gif site and fireced someone to code it ? then i would break my beer across their nose.
2012-12-13 05:43:46 PM  
1 votes:
The only thing stopping the US government from spying on you is your boring life.
2012-12-13 05:36:32 PM  
1 votes:

trivial use of my dark powers: Can we stop pretending these cameras are for "safety" now?


Shut up and pay your fine taxes. It's the patriotic thing to do. If you don't like government, roads and schools you can always move to Somalia.
2012-12-13 05:35:39 PM  
1 votes:

Godscrack: Plate flipper + pull down your sun visor.

Difficulty: You have to remember to when to do it


I take it when you're in your motorcycle and tailgating the car in front of you, you have a sign up front that says "I'm a duech bag"
2012-12-13 04:50:00 PM  
1 votes:
www.newlaunches.com

Plate flipper + pull down your sun visor.

Difficulty: You have to remember to when to do it
2012-12-13 02:55:36 PM  
1 votes:
In the photo, the car clearly is parked beyond the white stop line - which is technically a failure to stop.

theinfosphere.org
2012-12-13 01:58:36 PM  
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: $afety fir$t.


Back home in Vegas, police were told a few years ago to "find a reason" to ticket anyone they stop, since it's revenue for the city. It seems that while some policemen are honest, a whole lot of people use law enforcement as a way to legally bully people.

Who knew?
2012-12-13 01:56:56 PM  
1 votes:
Well, you know, it'$ ju$t ea$ier when you hard-code a value in the "$peed" field.
 
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