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(SFGate)   The Most Alluring Women in Film - 2012 Edition. Finally, something we can all agree on   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 82
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2012-12-13 01:07:36 PM  
You mean that Subby clearly should have used edition, not addition?
 
2012-12-13 01:13:09 PM  
That's the

Millennium: You mean that Subby clearly should have used edition, not addition?


That's the joke.



/Not really
//Dumbmitter
 
2012-12-13 01:14:02 PM  
Dorothy Dandridge made a movie in 2012?

For that matter, did Christina Hendricks?
 
2012-12-13 01:26:04 PM  
From the number of pics from women there I'd say list fails as it must have included any woman that happen to have had a screen shot
 
2012-12-13 01:39:48 PM  
Love Elizabeth Banks. I think she's got a bright future. Definitely on my list of women I'd go hetero for.
 
2012-12-13 01:56:50 PM  
Glad to see they did not include Kristen Stewart. She's such a vapid looking thing - only seems to have one expression.

The whole cast of those Twilight films are a bunch of vapid looking things.
 
2012-12-13 01:59:08 PM  
Sophia Loren was in a flick this year?
 
2012-12-13 02:05:39 PM  
Where's the Most Alluring Men in Film list? Or was it just photo after photo of Ryan Gosling? Again? Maybe with a few stray shots of Channing Tatum thrown in for variety?
 
2012-12-13 02:16:02 PM  

hoots_toot_ochaye: Glad to see they did not include Kristen Stewart. She's such a vapid looking thing - only seems to have one expression.


That's okay, I'm more than happen to entertain her while you sit and pull your pud.


FishyFred: Where's the Most Alluring Men in Film list? Or was it just photo after photo of Ryan Gosling? Again? Maybe with a few stray shots of Channing Tatum thrown in for variety?


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2012-12-13 02:49:41 PM  
I came in here to bet subby that he was wrong, there is never agreement on these kind of things. Then I bothered to stop and go through the slideshow. I was right, slideshow fails for having at least two dozen actresses less alluring than Marisa Tomei, yet not having her at all.

www.biography.com
 
2012-12-13 02:54:59 PM  
And no Anne Bancroft

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2012-12-13 03:21:00 PM  
I expected Scarlett Johantits but how in the world they left off Olivia Wilde, I'll never know (unless I totally missed it)

Good for including Chinese/Malasian actresses Gong Li, Michelle Yeoh, and Maggie Cheung (all around 50 and still hot as hell). But Ziyi Zhang is alluring?...I guess. Her acting range is "pissed off" or "sad" (which is one more emotion than Kristen Steward I suppose.
 
2012-12-13 03:39:47 PM  
I don't know, (insert random actress) isn't that great looking. I don't see what the big deal is about her. I guess I'd hit it, if I had to. She's definitely not as hot as (insert random actress)
 
2012-12-13 03:40:15 PM  
I'm pretty sure I know of at least one Tfer who would complain bitterly about the lack of Raquel Welch on that list.
 
2012-12-13 03:46:18 PM  
Needs to be on that list:

dameelizabethtaylor.com
 
2012-12-13 03:58:08 PM  
www.thatsyogarbage.com

WHAR IS SHE?
 
2012-12-13 04:01:14 PM  
What...no Lillian Gish?

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

I'm pretty sure was is a vampire
 
2012-12-13 04:05:53 PM  
www.agileproductdesign.com

A few are alluring, some are cute, some are scary as hell.
Subby fails on multiple level.
 
2012-12-13 04:16:02 PM  
Elizabeth Banks is delicious. That is all.
 
2012-12-13 04:17:51 PM  

cman: [www.thatsyogarbage.com image 850x680]

WHAR IS SHE?


Is she in a movie?! 'cause if she is I'll watch it!

mmmm Jennifer Connelly

img22.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-13 04:20:00 PM  

UberDave: I expected Scarlett Johantits but how in the world they left off Olivia Wilde, I'll never know (unless I totally missed it)

Good for including Chinese/Malasian actresses Gong Li, Michelle Yeoh, and Maggie Cheung (all around 50 and still hot as hell). But Ziyi Zhang is alluring?...I guess. Her acting range is "pissed off" or "sad" (which is one more emotion than Kristen Steward I suppose.


I don't even know what to say to someone who doesn't think Zhang Zi Yi is hot.
 
2012-12-13 04:22:35 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I don't even know what to say to someone who doesn't think Zhang Zi Yi is hot.


You say, if you ever see her call me...

img822.imageshack.us
img441.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-13 04:27:54 PM  
That list sucks. Not a single lady on that list was from the film section normally found behind a curtain.
 
2012-12-13 04:55:42 PM  
Marissa Tomei, Jennifer Connelly and Yvonne Strzechowski.

Oh jeez,i just all over this thread.

/drooool
 
2012-12-13 05:04:52 PM  
auteursnotebook.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-12-13 05:33:23 PM  
Jenna Haze curiously absent from the list.
 
2012-12-13 05:35:43 PM  
Wow, looks like a collection of sharp knees, if you ask me.
 
2012-12-13 05:42:13 PM  
Glad to see my local paper is still focused on hard-hitting news.
 
2012-12-13 05:43:48 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: UberDave: I expected Scarlett Johantits but how in the world they left off Olivia Wilde, I'll never know (unless I totally missed it)

Good for including Chinese/Malasian actresses Gong Li, Michelle Yeoh, and Maggie Cheung (all around 50 and still hot as hell). But Ziyi Zhang is alluring?...I guess. Her acting range is "pissed off" or "sad" (which is one more emotion than Kristen Steward I suppose.

I don't even know what to say to someone who doesn't think Zhang Zi Yi is hot.



She's a little cheerleader. There's no denying she is good looking but I don't think her "most alluring" status has much to do with how alluring she actually is. Zhao Wei is more alluring than her by orders of magnitude but you mention Zhao Wie to people and they will answer, "who?" (as she's not in many movies promoted in the US). With respect to looks, Ziyi Zhang is a younger less good looking Gong Li with no tits. And if by some magnificent twist of highly unlikely fate in a rare alternate universe where I was the prime desire of all females and I was given the choice between Ziyi Zhang and Gong Li, I would take the 15 year older Gong Li without a second thought.
 
2012-12-13 05:47:59 PM  
Let me get this straight.

This

img22.fansshare.com

isn't alluring?

/if Anne Hathaway isn't the biggest actress on earth after Les Miserables, I'm the goddamn batman.
 
2012-12-13 05:56:49 PM  

farkeruk: Let me get this straight.

This

[img22.fansshare.com image 817x539]

isn't alluring?

/if Anne Hathaway isn't the biggest actress on earth after Les Miserables, I'm the goddamn batman.


I've seen a lot of her lately.
 
2012-12-13 05:57:32 PM  
They have Eva Green listed as Kate Beckinsale

No Anne Hathaway

No Audry Hepburn



List is fail.
 
2012-12-13 05:58:31 PM  

ms_lara_croft: Needs to be on that list:

[dameelizabethtaylor.com image 360x450]


She is on the list.
 
2012-12-13 05:58:32 PM  

amindtat: I've seen a lot of her lately.


I know she gets everything out in Love and other drugs. Any others? Rachel Getting Married?
 
2012-12-13 06:01:39 PM  

amindtat: I've seen a lot of her lately.


Dickish in the original, pathetic when reproduced.
 
2012-12-13 06:02:22 PM  

debug: They have Eva Green listed as Kate Beckinsale


How is that even possible? OK maybe you got lost in the face but missing Greens *ahem* attributes is damn near impossible.
 
2012-12-13 06:06:27 PM  
Is it just me, or did they pick the least attractive picture of Olivia Wilde ever?

amindtat: farkeruk: Let me get this straight.

This

[img22.fansshare.com image 817x539]

isn't alluring?

/if Anne Hathaway isn't the biggest actress on earth after Les Miserables, I'm the goddamn batman.

I've seen a lot of her lately.


I could stand to see a lot more.

/guessing the anus is remarkable.
 
2012-12-13 06:08:57 PM  

debug: ms_lara_croft: Needs to be on that list:

[dameelizabethtaylor.com image 360x450]

She is on the list.


I looked again. That's not Elizabeth Taylor. It's Vivien Leigh, and she's not on the list. She belongs there.
 
2012-12-13 06:11:39 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Dorothy Dandridge made a movie in 2012?

For that matter, did Christina Hendricks?


Wiki says she's been in 3 this year, but nothing I've heard of. Elisha Cuthbert, on the other hand, hasn't been in a movie since 2009. And I won't get started on the ones that have been dead for years.


DownDaRiver: From the number of pics from women there I'd say list fails as it must have included any woman that happen to have had a screen shot


Yup. Basically seems to be a list of chicks the author thinks are hot, with no criteria other than that. Pretty pointless.


UberDave: I expected Scarlett Johantits but how in the world they left off Olivia Wilde, I'll never know (unless I totally missed it)


Wilde was on there, for whatever that's worth.
 
2012-12-13 06:32:24 PM  
I don't know why, but Emily Blunt just does it for me....all of them were beautiful, but just something about her...
 
2012-12-13 06:35:16 PM  
That's a list of every woman who ever had a female lead in the history of movies and then some.
 
2012-12-13 06:39:03 PM  
Hell, why not go way back...

freespace.virgin.net
 
2012-12-13 06:46:56 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: cman: [www.thatsyogarbage.com image 850x680]

WHAR IS SHE?

Is she in a movie?! 'cause if she is I'll watch it!

mmmm Jennifer Connelly

[img22.imageshack.us image 350x275]


Yvonne is in The Guilt Trip, out on Christmas Day. She's brunette and pregnant in the movie. She'll still be hotter than hell.
 
2012-12-13 06:48:01 PM  
What the hell is Christina Hendricks doing on that list? The only people she's alluring to are chubby chasers.
 
2012-12-13 06:51:57 PM  
No Hepburns included, but Gina Carano is? Carano's a no-hit wonder that has physical charisma, but absolutely no speaking charisma.
 
2012-12-13 07:23:10 PM  
Could they have used a worse picture of Ann Margaret? That woman is, was, and will eternally be simply stunning.
 
2012-12-13 07:32:32 PM  
Paulette Goddard in Modern Times
lh6.googleusercontent.com

They really picked wrong Rita Hayworth photo
lh4.googleusercontent.com

Louise Brooks
lifestylebox.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-13 07:37:03 PM  

jaytkay: Paulette Goddard in Modern Times
[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 640x478]

They really picked wrong Rita Hayworth photo
[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 529x640]

Louise Brooks
[lifestylebox.files.wordpress.com image 464x590]


findagrave.com?

Backs away slowly.....
 
2012-12-13 07:44:07 PM  
Eesh, it's more like one of those "Hottest..." lists on IMDB. Yes, your top 1500 women.
 
2012-12-13 07:46:42 PM  
Son-of-a-goddamned slideshow! This is BS, and I'm not going to take it any more.
 
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