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2012-12-13 02:35:05 PM  
who the fark thinks this stuff is funny
 
2012-12-13 02:54:21 PM  

Jackson Herring: who the fark thinks this stuff is funny


People who read SbB.
 
2012-12-13 03:28:36 PM  

Jackson Herring: who the fark thinks this stuff is funny



Got me. But that game was an abortion. If anyone thinks Houston fans are reeling from that loss, think again. Fans of *any* Houston sport team have been conditioned to such losses.

/After the 4th Patriots TD, I changed the channel to American Dad...
 
2012-12-13 03:37:38 PM  

UberDave:
/After the 4th Patriots TD, I changed the channel to American Dad...


Hahaha so did I!
 
2012-12-13 04:10:02 PM  
What did Tom Brady text Matt Schaub after that Monday night beatdown?

"don't get your jock in a bündchen"?

/knows little about football
//except 28 points is pretty damned bad
 
2012-12-13 04:43:09 PM  
Why did I just click on that?
 
2012-12-13 04:47:13 PM  

UberDave:

Got me. But that game was an abortion. If anyone thinks Houston fans are reeling from that loss, think again. Fans of *any* Houston sport team have been conditioned to such losses.


Hell, the bar I was in everyone was buying shots for each other and laughing before Yates took the field. Yea, it sucks they keep letting us down but life goes on.

/ I don't think anything will ever be as heartbreaking as Rosencopter was.
// Or the Jacksonville volleyball knock down.
/// Hell, let's just amend that to all the 4th QTR meltdowns from the 2010 season.
 
2012-12-13 05:13:47 PM  

kronicfeld: Jackson Herring: who the fark thinks this stuff is funny

People who read SbB.


People read SbB?
 
2012-12-13 05:18:58 PM  
I want that 30 seconds back...
 
2012-12-13 05:27:25 PM  
ksaz.images.worldnow.com
 
2012-12-13 05:47:18 PM  
"Fark them biatches."
 
2012-12-13 06:16:44 PM  
Umad bro?
 
2012-12-13 06:16:51 PM  
That was indeed silly.
 
2012-12-13 06:38:00 PM  
I don't read SbB, but (Breath Spray Spritz) made me chuckle.
 
2012-12-13 06:48:07 PM  
Poor Texans. Spent too much time on their letterman jackets, not enough time on practice.
 
2012-12-13 06:53:37 PM  

Jackson Herring: who the fark thinks this stuff is funny


No, you've gotta wait for the weekly SBEmail to do that in the Boobies.
 
2012-12-13 07:03:05 PM  
lol what a clever artical
 
2012-12-13 07:14:07 PM  
That looks like the kind of douchebag comedy someone from Boston would enjoy.
 
2012-12-13 07:22:08 PM  
Patriot fans having never resided in New England would probably enjoy that, but Brady is a little smoother than that with his trash talking.
 
2012-12-13 07:32:37 PM  

alwaysjaded: UberDave:

Got me. But that game was an abortion. If anyone thinks Houston fans are reeling from that loss, think again. Fans of *any* Houston sport team have been conditioned to such losses.

Hell, the bar I was in everyone was buying shots for each other and laughing before Yates took the field. Yea, it sucks they keep letting us down but life goes on.

/ I don't think anything will ever be as heartbreaking as Rosencopter was.
// Or the Jacksonville volleyball knock down.
/// Hell, let's just amend that to all the 4th QTR meltdowns from the 2010 season.


The 93 Oilers and 86 Astros would like to have a word with you

/there's a reason Houston is Choke City
//hell, the 2 championships we do have come from when Jordan played baseball
///cynical slashies come in threes
 
2012-12-13 07:45:24 PM  
"Say hi to your mother for me!"
 
2012-12-13 07:56:15 PM  
please stop with these. They are not funny.
 
2012-12-13 08:07:00 PM  

ATRDCI: alwaysjaded: UberDave:

Got me. But that game was an abortion. If anyone thinks Houston fans are reeling from that loss, think again. Fans of *any* Houston sport team have been conditioned to such losses.

Hell, the bar I was in everyone was buying shots for each other and laughing before Yates took the field. Yea, it sucks they keep letting us down but life goes on.

/ I don't think anything will ever be as heartbreaking as Rosencopter was.
// Or the Jacksonville volleyball knock down.
/// Hell, let's just amend that to all the 4th QTR meltdowns from the 2010 season.

The 93 Oilers and 86 Astros would like to have a word with you

/there's a reason Houston is Choke City
//hell, the 2 championships we do have come from when Jordan played baseball
///cynical slashies come in threes


I was in the mezzanine at the dome for Game 6 in 86. That was insane but I was also at the Astros vs Dodgers game in August of that same year which turned out to be one of the best baseball games I ever seen. The wave went around the dome over 20 times and they had to stop the game until Jose Cruz came out of the dugout to raise his hat.

I watched the 93 Oilers game from my parents house. I was off in the service at a base 250 miles north and came home to watch the game with family. I still remember all the screaming at the television like it was yesterday.
 
2012-12-13 08:23:23 PM  
Oh look funny trash talk. I want to be like them
 
2012-12-13 08:26:36 PM  
are these sponsored links?
 
2012-12-13 08:52:55 PM  
This is Fark-worthy? This should have been a photoshop contest instead
 
2012-12-13 09:05:17 PM  

UberDave: I watched the 93 Oilers game from my parents house.


I remember that game. I was out at the bar and saw the score and thought, good, no more Bills this year.

Then later that night we were at a beach party (was visiting Vero at the time) and someone rolled up and said Houston lost. I was convinced they were bsing us until I got home.
 
2012-12-13 09:08:57 PM  
that was so unbelievably farking stupid im just at a loss for words.
i know the writer is reading these comments... so please dude.... just stop. you suck.
 
2012-12-13 09:35:14 PM  
U MAD BRO?
 
2012-12-13 09:55:12 PM  

Jackson Herring: who the fark thinks this stuff is funny


SurfaceTension: Why did I just click on that?


buckeyebrain: People read SbB?


ShadowLAnCeR: I want that 30 seconds back...


frtmn7: please stop with these. They are not funny.


uofacats2004: that was so unbelievably farking stupid im just at a loss for words.
i know the writer is reading these comments... so please dude.... just stop. you suck.


Just because they ALL needed to be repeated.
 
2012-12-13 10:29:23 PM  
This was a poor imitation of those QB facebook things...think about that for a moment and then go kill yourself.
 
2012-12-13 10:51:50 PM  
Jeez. Relax. It wasn't that bad.
 
2012-12-13 11:19:25 PM  

John Buck 41: Jeez. Relax. It wasn't that bad.


J'accuse!!!
 
2012-12-13 11:34:43 PM  

ATRDCI: alwaysjaded: UberDave:

Got me. But that game was an abortion. If anyone thinks Houston fans are reeling from that loss, think again. Fans of *any* Houston sport team have been conditioned to such losses.

Hell, the bar I was in everyone was buying shots for each other and laughing before Yates took the field. Yea, it sucks they keep letting us down but life goes on.

/ I don't think anything will ever be as heartbreaking as Rosencopter was.
// Or the Jacksonville volleyball knock down.
/// Hell, let's just amend that to all the 4th QTR meltdowns from the 2010 season.

The 93 Oilers and 86 Astros would like to have a word with you

/there's a reason Houston is Choke City
//hell, the 2 championships we do have come from when Jordan played baseball
///cynical slashies come in threes


Oh, I remember the comeback intently. I was 14 and it pissed me off so bad, I didn't watch football the following year. I was trying to keep the heartache limited to one team.

/ *sob*
// jerk
 
2012-12-13 11:57:56 PM  
This wasn't that good. But I do like the Facebook qb's

Especially Wilson
 
2012-12-14 02:35:14 AM  
PFM makes me look back nostalgically at FarkTV.
 
2012-12-14 05:10:40 AM  

jaylectricity: Patriot fans having never resided in New England would probably enjoy that, but Brady is a little smoother than that with his trash talking.


Tell it to the Red Sawks Bro nation
 
2012-12-14 06:50:24 AM  

Jackson Herring: who the fark thinks this stuff is funny


It may have had a chance if it was just a short exchangewith a funny conclusion. But, like those dumb Fauxbook posts, it's just tediously long with no payoff.
 
2012-12-14 08:11:15 AM  

HellRaisingHoosier: That looks like the kind of douchebag comedy someone from Boston would enjoy.


No.
 
2012-12-14 08:15:01 AM  

Jackson Herring: who the fark thinks this stuff is funny


I do

Do we have a problem here bro?
 
2012-12-14 08:45:13 AM  

HellRaisingHoosier: That looks like the kind of douchebag comedy someone from Boston would enjoy.


jaylectricity: Patriot fans having never resided in New England would probably enjoy that, but Brady is a little smoother than that with his trash talking.


who do i believe?!?!?
 
2012-12-14 09:59:00 AM  
That was the worst thing I ever read.
 
2012-12-14 10:18:31 AM  

Jackson Herring: who the fark thinks this stuff is funny


I thought the first one or two were pretty funny with all the QBs talking shiat, but they are getting really bad now.
 
2012-12-14 11:07:05 AM  

Dogfacedgod: That was the worst thing I ever read.


Clearly you are new here. Might I direct your attention to the Politics tab. You won't thank me, but your herp a derp will.
 
2012-12-14 11:19:08 AM  
Late to this party. Is the "Ass." in Schaub's response of "Told you. Ass." referring to Brady or Schaub's wife?
 
2012-12-14 11:20:57 AM  

roc6783: t was the worst thing I ever read.


Been here for a decade...I know better than to farks with the politics tab.
 
2012-12-14 11:29:09 AM  

Dogfacedgod: roc6783: t was the worst thing I ever read.

Been here for a decade...I know better than to farks with the politics tab.


A. The age of your account was the joke.
B. If you have been here a decade and never read anything worse than that, I gotta ask, are you illiterate?
 
2012-12-14 12:16:17 PM  
These are on the same level as all those Sports Climax "BCS Week __, What We Learned" articles that all got instagreened last year and totes weren't sponsored
 
2012-12-14 12:21:15 PM  

bloatboy: I don't read SbB, but (Breath Spray Spritz) made me chuckle.


Most definitely the best part of it.
/I dislike that site.
 
2012-12-14 12:23:33 PM  

skinink: Poor Texans. Spent too much tim


Not really. The patriots fumbled twice and recovered both (one for a TD) and schaub made one bad read and threw a pick.

Also, there was a long stretch where the patriots couldn't move the ball on offense. The texans dared them to throw deep and it must have taken about 10 chances to finally connect once with stallowrth...

That game could have been very different.
 
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