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(WLKY Louisville)   Man beats victim with frying pan until handle breaks. At least they can't blame this one on pot   (wlky.com) divider line 47
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2012-12-13 01:49:23 PM  
I guess that was his brain on drugs.
 
2012-12-13 01:49:25 PM  
DON'T FEED THE 'BOS!
 
2012-12-13 01:50:16 PM  
He was high on pots.
 
2012-12-13 01:50:37 PM  
I guess that kind of like breaking your foot off in someones ass
 
2012-12-13 01:52:39 PM  
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2012-12-13 01:54:23 PM  
Frying pan. Wooden spoon. I deserved it all.
 
2012-12-13 01:55:16 PM  
Not too many headlines make me cringe anymore

/This one?
//Farking ow
 
2012-12-13 01:55:59 PM  

Police said the victim fell to the floor and pretended to be dead.

Helm then took a flat screen TV and threatened to shoot the victim if he moved, the warrant said.


That's some nice pretending there, Lou.


The victim suffered serious head injuries which needed five stitches and five staples.


That was easy.
 
2012-12-13 01:56:30 PM  
To be fair, he was having a "Tom & Jerry" relapse.
 
2012-12-13 01:57:04 PM  
Until Handel breaks?

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-13 01:58:29 PM  
This is a great example of a time you should use cast iron.
 
2012-12-13 02:01:32 PM  

TXEric: This is a great example of a time you should use cast iron.


You beat me to the punchline
 
2012-12-13 02:02:02 PM  
Insert obligatory Eating Raoul reference here.
 
2012-12-13 02:02:39 PM  
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2012-12-13 02:03:36 PM  
When does a pan become a pot?
 
2012-12-13 02:07:29 PM  

Buggar: When does a pan become a pot?


When it's broke! Heyoo!
 
2012-12-13 02:09:49 PM  
See? Pot wrecked his brain!
 
2012-12-13 02:09:58 PM  
Either of them fried on baking salts?
 
2012-12-13 02:10:52 PM  

Buggar


When does a pan become a pot?


When the depth is greater than the radius.
 
2012-12-13 02:11:11 PM  
Helm was charged with first-degree robbery in this incident. He also faces second-degree robbery, third-degree criminal mischief, fraudulent use of a credit card and another first-degree robbery charge in two previous incidents in October and November

Why was he out on the street?
 
2012-12-13 02:12:17 PM  
Helm was charged with first-degree robbery in this incident. He also faces second-degree robbery, third-degree criminal mischief, fraudulent use of a credit card and another first-degree robbery charge in two previous incidents in October and November.

No assault/battery charges?
 
2012-12-13 02:13:53 PM  
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2012-12-13 02:14:29 PM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-13 02:14:50 PM  

arcas: Helm was charged with first-degree robbery in this incident. He also faces second-degree robbery, third-degree criminal mischief, fraudulent use of a credit card and another first-degree robbery charge in two previous incidents in October and November.

No assault/battery charges?


Based on what the victim said I would go with attempted murder.
 
2012-12-13 02:15:26 PM  
"It's hard to think clearly when it's 38 degrees.
Desperate people have been known to render desperate deeds."
 
2012-12-13 02:16:54 PM  
See! I told you "cast-iron" was the way to go. They don't break in the middle of a beating.
 
2012-12-13 02:17:29 PM  
"Dear Consumerist: The handle on my new frying pan broke off after only a few minutes of use..."
 
2012-12-13 02:18:30 PM  

Odd Bird: [image.hotbikeweb.com image 640x480]


took half a moment
then i grinned

well done
 
2012-12-13 02:34:35 PM  
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2012-12-13 02:39:41 PM  
Has the same problem:
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2012-12-13 02:49:17 PM  
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"All she told the police was that he was boring," says David as he and Nate look over Hanley's corpse. "The sick part is, I understand it," Nate says.
 
2012-12-13 02:58:43 PM  
Sounds like he... flew off the handle.
 
2012-12-13 02:59:09 PM  
Good thing for the homeowner that he didn't have cast iron cookware.
 
2012-12-13 03:02:51 PM  
Should've used a vodka bottle.
 
2012-12-13 03:12:26 PM  
YOU LIED TO ME

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-13 03:23:43 PM  
I guess it depends on the pan. I`ve had really heavy pans that could kill someone with one hit and also had cheap pans that you could hit someone over the head until it fell apart and they would only need maybe a couple of stitches where the sharp edge of the broken pan caught them.

Sounds like the victim was save by his cheap ass pan...
 
2012-12-13 03:33:14 PM  
Headbanging to metal...you're doing it wrong.
 
2012-12-13 03:38:35 PM  

HighZoolander: I guess that was his brain on drugs.


...and we're done. Last one out get the lights.
 
2012-12-13 03:40:20 PM  
ftfa: Helm was charged with first-degree robbery in this incident.

He would have been charged with battery too, but the pan was clean.

/but seriously, why no assault charge?
 
2012-12-13 03:42:05 PM  

HighZoolander: I guess that was his brain on drugs.


Well, he did get cracked up.
 
2012-12-13 04:17:31 PM  
how do we know it wasn't just a crappy pan? I bought a bread knife that looked decent. And it broke literally on the first use cutting french bread.

Those stories about "so violent the blade of the knife broke off" don't mean much. Except for the stabby part, that sucks
 
2012-12-13 04:29:12 PM  
Kettle, however, seen fleeing belize penniless..
 
2012-12-13 04:30:47 PM  
Ban frying pans!
 
2012-12-13 05:53:44 PM  
Brock keeps finding new uses for that thing.
 
2012-12-13 06:00:03 PM  
Tis the season for kettle rage.
 
2012-12-13 07:23:54 PM  
And he's not dead?
Musta been one of those cheap-ass aluminum pans from WalMart.
 
2012-12-13 08:01:49 PM  
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