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2012-12-13 01:49:21 PM  
7 votes:
I'm watching a Criminal Minds rerun right now, and it had a line which is somewhat relevant:

"We've got a bad one"
"How bad?"
"Florida"
2012-12-13 01:40:23 PM  
4 votes:
OK Florida. You can stop now. You WIN!
2012-12-13 02:28:25 PM  
2 votes:
Anybody else read the last "and a woman had her butthole tattooed" as a melodic "and a partridge in a pear tree" tune in their head?
2012-12-13 02:26:02 PM  
2 votes:
s3-ec.buzzfed.com


MEANWHILE...


s3-ec.buzzfed.com
2012-12-13 02:19:30 PM  
2 votes:

JDAT: I never understood the Mother/Daughter thing.


Well, JDAT, when a Mother and a Daughter really love each other...
2012-12-13 02:09:50 PM  
2 votes:

obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?


"wow mom"

Only two letters - cartwheeling required.
2012-12-13 01:44:20 PM  
2 votes:
3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!
2012-12-13 01:35:46 PM  
2 votes:
Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.
2012-12-13 04:41:15 PM  
1 votes:

Long Pig: obamadidcoke: Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him

Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?

A brown eye?


"don't it make my brown eye blue?"
2012-12-13 04:23:32 PM  
1 votes:
I have lived in Hawaii, California, Texas, Colorado, New Mexico, Idaho, as well as Japan - I have never experienced anything quite like Floriduh.

Still, after 3 years, I'll be damned if I don't really love it here. I even found an amazing Florida girl to mate with.
2012-12-13 03:57:42 PM  
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure Jackmeoff Mudd is Robert Downey, Jr.
2012-12-13 03:36:49 PM  
1 votes:

apachevoyeur: I'll see you and raise you...

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Dude, he was one of the more credible presidential candidates. It ain't even close:

img2.allvoices.com

Call us when someone worse than Lex-Luthor-on-meth is elected governor of Texas.
2012-12-13 02:58:24 PM  
1 votes:
The 100 mph god woman was in my town. I saw the police hauling ass by in front of my office. 2 others happened about 20 minutes up the road in vero.

My town is also known for the chicken mcnugget assault lady. Im so proud.
2012-12-13 02:43:02 PM  
1 votes:

JDAT: I never understood the Mother/Daughter thing.


Neither did I until I dated a girl whose mom was a 40-something milf with a huge rack.
2012-12-13 02:14:14 PM  
1 votes:

Micanope: Tug of War with a tiger is the sort of thing which would be fine anywhere else. In Florida you'd expect someone to put his penis through the hole, or some horrifying act of weirdness defying any kind of logic or common sense.


Busch gardens, here I come....
2012-12-13 02:12:41 PM  
1 votes:
Tug of War with a tiger is the sort of thing which would be fine anywhere else. In Florida you'd expect someone to put his penis through the hole, or some horrifying act of weirdness defying any kind of logic or common sense.
2012-12-13 02:12:38 PM  
1 votes:

obamadidcoke: Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him

Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?


A brown eye?
2012-12-13 02:02:13 PM  
1 votes:

Ambivalence: Yah that is surprisingly awesome coming from FL, and it entertains teaches the tiger our strengths and weaknesses.

2012-12-13 01:53:45 PM  
1 votes:

UseUrHeadFred: Only 40? That's the tip of the iceberg.

Just

the tip?

/Bad joke of the day. You're welcome world.

//In other news, Icebergs still exist.
2012-12-13 01:51:21 PM  
1 votes:

TheGogmagog: Jon iz teh kewl: abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.

liger what??

I wouldn't mess with a liger after seeing a documentary about what they are bred for.


Liger, please.
2012-12-13 01:48:06 PM  
1 votes:

obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?


Who cares? Someone stuck an ink-laden needle repeatedly into her starfish! That's brilliant!
 
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