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2012-12-13 01:35:46 PM  
6 votes:
Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.
2012-12-13 04:23:32 PM  
3 votes:
I have lived in Hawaii, California, Texas, Colorado, New Mexico, Idaho, as well as Japan - I have never experienced anything quite like Floriduh.

Still, after 3 years, I'll be damned if I don't really love it here. I even found an amazing Florida girl to mate with.
2012-12-13 01:40:23 PM  
3 votes:
OK Florida. You can stop now. You WIN!
2012-12-13 01:34:45 PM  
2 votes:
Only 40? That's the tip of the iceberg.
2012-12-13 04:59:04 PM  
1 votes:

topcon: I guarantee more "weird" news stories happen in California and New York (individually, not combined) than in Florida.


Especially if you count all the dumbass NY transplants in Florida.
2012-12-13 04:37:45 PM  
1 votes:
I guarantee more "weird" news stories happen in California and New York (individually, not combined) than in Florida.
2012-12-13 03:57:42 PM  
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure Jackmeoff Mudd is Robert Downey, Jr.
2012-12-13 02:43:02 PM  
1 votes:

JDAT: I never understood the Mother/Daughter thing.


Neither did I until I dated a girl whose mom was a 40-something milf with a huge rack.
2012-12-13 02:19:40 PM  
1 votes:

JDAT: I never understood the Mother/Daughter thing.


They're whores who are in it for money.
2012-12-13 02:15:33 PM  
1 votes:

Long Pig: obamadidcoke: Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him

Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?

A brown eye?


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2012-12-13 02:15:30 PM  
1 votes:

obamadidcoke: Ya know, I can't see how an anus tattoo isn't going to get really badly infected.


Two words: Ass funnel
2012-12-13 02:09:50 PM  
1 votes:

obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?


"wow mom"

Only two letters - cartwheeling required.
2012-12-13 01:58:22 PM  
1 votes:

obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?



If I remember it was

ROCK
*
WOOD
2012-12-13 01:58:04 PM  
1 votes:

abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.


That's exactly what I thought.
2012-12-13 01:52:24 PM  
1 votes:
I'm sooo glad I moved outta there I'm so glad I left so glad I left so glad I left so glad I left oh man...fark you Florida
2012-12-13 01:44:06 PM  
1 votes:

OldRod: I want to know more about the giant eyeball that washed up...

I admit it, I'm intrigued...



It was from a sailfish. Non-exciting. Sorry.
2012-12-13 01:43:49 PM  
1 votes:
Florida, but Texas is moving up the list. With a bullet.
2012-12-13 01:42:25 PM  
1 votes:

abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.


Yah that is surprisingly awesome coming from FL, and it entertains the tiger.
 
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