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abhorrent1		2012-12-13 01:35:46 PM

6 votes:

Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.

Optimus Primate		2012-12-13 04:23:32 PM

3 votes:

I have lived in Hawaii, California, Texas, Colorado, New Mexico, Idaho, as well as Japan - I have never experienced anything quite like Floriduh.

Still, after 3 years, I'll be damned if I don't really love it here. I even found an amazing Florida girl to mate with.

I.P.Daily		2012-12-13 01:40:23 PM

3 votes:

OK Florida. You can stop now. You WIN!

UseUrHeadFred		2012-12-13 01:34:45 PM

2 votes:

Only 40? That's the tip of the iceberg.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-12-13 04:59:04 PM

1 votes:

topcon: I guarantee more "weird" news stories happen in California and New York (individually, not combined) than in Florida.

Especially if you count all the dumbass NY transplants in Florida.

topcon		2012-12-13 04:37:45 PM

1 votes:

I guarantee more "weird" news stories happen in California and New York (individually, not combined) than in Florida.

AssAsInAssassin		2012-12-13 03:57:42 PM

1 votes:

I'm pretty sure Jackmeoff Mudd is Robert Downey, Jr.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-12-13 02:43:02 PM

1 votes:

JDAT: I never understood the Mother/Daughter thing.

Neither did I until I dated a girl whose mom was a 40-something milf with a huge rack.

thecpt		2012-12-13 02:19:40 PM

1 votes:

JDAT: I never understood the Mother/Daughter thing.

They're whores who are in it for money.

olapbill		2012-12-13 02:15:33 PM

1 votes:

Long Pig: obamadidcoke: Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him

Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?

A brown eye?

sneakers.pair.com

bugmn99		2012-12-13 02:15:30 PM

1 votes:

obamadidcoke: Ya know, I can't see how an anus tattoo isn't going to get really badly infected.

Two words: Ass funnel

spack almighty		2012-12-13 02:09:50 PM

1 votes:

obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

"wow mom"

Only two letters - cartwheeling required.

obamadidcoke		2012-12-13 02:03:49 PM

1 votes:

Ya know, I can't see how an anus tattoo isn't going to get really badly infected.

obamadidcoke		2012-12-13 02:00:15 PM

1 votes:

Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him

Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?

Rich Cream		2012-12-13 01:58:22 PM

1 votes:

obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

If I remember it was

ROCK
*
WOOD

Dazrin		2012-12-13 01:58:04 PM

1 votes:

abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.

That's exactly what I thought.