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2012-12-13 01:34:33 PM
Four dead in O-hi-o
 
2012-12-13 01:34:45 PM
Only 40? That's the tip of the iceberg.
 
2012-12-13 01:35:46 PM
Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.
 
2012-12-13 01:37:46 PM
#18 is my fave
 
2012-12-13 01:38:41 PM

abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.


liger what??
 
2012-12-13 01:40:23 PM
OK Florida. You can stop now. You WIN!
 
2012-12-13 01:40:25 PM
I'd suggest that swingers' orgies usually go horribly wrong. Well, actually, they usually start horribly wrong, given the attractiveness of most swingers.

And I would also participate in a tug of war with a tiger. That's really one of Florida's least retarded ideas.
 
2012-12-13 01:40:38 PM

abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.


Would be better if they skipped the fence
 
2012-12-13 01:41:35 PM
cartoonsparajovenes.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-13 01:41:47 PM
I want to know more about the giant eyeball that washed up...

I admit it, I'm intrigued...
 
2012-12-13 01:42:11 PM

UseUrHeadFred: Only 40? That's the tip of the iceberg.


Came to make sure this was articulated, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-12-13 01:42:25 PM

abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.


Yah that is surprisingly awesome coming from FL, and it entertains the tiger.
 
2012-12-13 01:42:48 PM
Nobody beats Florida in this game.
 
2012-12-13 01:43:49 PM
Florida, but Texas is moving up the list. With a bullet.
 
2012-12-13 01:44:06 PM

OldRod: I want to know more about the giant eyeball that washed up...

I admit it, I'm intrigued...



It was from a sailfish. Non-exciting. Sorry.
 
2012-12-13 01:44:20 PM
3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!
 
2012-12-13 01:45:43 PM
#30, my dad (cop in PA) had to detain a guy who drunkenly knocked on our door looking for crown jewels. The guy crapped his pants while he got his ass kicked. It was pretty funny seeing my dad keep the guy pinned to the ground waiting for one of his officer friend to assist. His face had the expression of sure torture while he tried not to smell/laugh.
 
2012-12-13 01:46:15 PM
Keep raising that bar, Florida.
 
2012-12-13 01:46:18 PM

Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!


Yeah, but what'd she get?
 
2012-12-13 01:47:34 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.

liger what??


I wouldn't mess with a liger after seeing a documentary about what they are bred for.
 
2012-12-13 01:48:06 PM

obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?


Who cares? Someone stuck an ink-laden needle repeatedly into her starfish! That's brilliant!
 
2012-12-13 01:48:16 PM
Ha! Did Jackmeoff Mudd make Fark? I don't remember that one.

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2012-12-13 01:48:27 PM
They forgot the donkey-farker!
 
2012-12-13 01:48:34 PM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com 

Yer durn tootin'!
 
2012-12-13 01:49:11 PM

blatz514: Ha! Did Jackmeoff Mudd make Fark? I don't remember that one.

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x428]


Fark is 95% jackoffs.
 
2012-12-13 01:49:21 PM
I'm watching a Criminal Minds rerun right now, and it had a line which is somewhat relevant:

"We've got a bad one"
"How bad?"
"Florida"
 
2012-12-13 01:50:32 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I'd suggest that swingers' orgies usually go horribly wrong. Well, actually, they usually start horribly wrong, given the attractiveness of most swingers.

And I would also participate in a tug of war with a tiger. That's really one of Florida's least retarded ideas.


Ummm honey, it looks like you're enjoying that a little too much....honey, can you scale it back a bit? Wow, that guy is sporting a baby arm holding an apple.
 
2012-12-13 01:50:52 PM
I don't know....most of those seemed kinda meh.
 
2012-12-13 01:50:59 PM
A man attacked 3 women with a sword and a sandwich.

g
 
2012-12-13 01:51:08 PM
that's a metric assload of crazy right there.
 
2012-12-13 01:51:21 PM
You win, Florida. You win.

This headline makes me laugh every time i read it: Man arrested in DUI case also had squirrel inside his shirt.
 
2012-12-13 01:51:21 PM

TheGogmagog: Jon iz teh kewl: abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.

liger what??

I wouldn't mess with a liger after seeing a documentary about what they are bred for.


Liger, please.
 
2012-12-13 01:52:09 PM

Gunny Highway: A man attacked 3 women with a sword and a sandwich.


farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-13 01:52:24 PM
I'm sooo glad I moved outta there I'm so glad I left so glad I left so glad I left so glad I left oh man...fark you Florida
 
2012-12-13 01:53:13 PM
Well done, Florida. Once again, we can only sit back and admire the work of a true master. You have our gratitude.

/slow clap
 
2012-12-13 01:53:29 PM
The mother/daughter tag team. Wow, just wow.

/in ma bunk
 
2012-12-13 01:53:45 PM

UseUrHeadFred: Only 40? That's the tip of the iceberg.

Just

the tip?

/Bad joke of the day. You're welcome world.

//In other news, Icebergs still exist.
 
2012-12-13 01:55:02 PM

obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?


15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him
 
2012-12-13 01:57:13 PM
I am sometimes caught off-guard when clicking on, say, and "obvious" submission, or find myself shocked at what the "ironic" tag leads me to...but nothing, absolutely nothing, shocks me when clicking a Florida link.
 
2012-12-13 01:58:04 PM

abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.


That's exactly what I thought.
 
2012-12-13 01:58:22 PM

obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?



If I remember it was

ROCK
*
WOOD
 
2012-12-13 01:58:26 PM
I'll see you and raise you...

t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-13 01:59:15 PM
I'm pretty sure Wonderland was a code name for Florida.
 
2012-12-13 01:59:40 PM
22. A man got a DUI on his lawnmower.

This is actually a fairly common occurrence.
 
2012-12-13 02:00:15 PM

Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him


Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?
 
2012-12-13 02:02:13 PM

Ambivalence: Yah that is surprisingly awesome coming from FL, and it entertains teaches the tiger our strengths and weaknesses.

 
2012-12-13 02:03:09 PM
blatz514: Ha! Did Jackmeoff Mudd make Fark? I don't remember that one.

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x428]


He's no Gene Masseth
 
2012-12-13 02:03:46 PM

AutumnWind: You win, Florida. You win.

This headline makes me laugh every time i read it: Man arrested in DUI case also had squirrel inside his shirt.


i.ebayimg.com 

/hot
 
2012-12-13 02:03:49 PM
Ya know, I can't see how an anus tattoo isn't going to get really badly infected.
 
2012-12-13 02:04:39 PM
Hell, we could probably pull 40 better stories from the HOTY entries.

uttertosh: The mother/daughter tag team. Wow, just wow.
/in ma bunk


I think that made Fark within the last 3 weeks. Pretty funny/sad reading how they avoid breaking incest laws.
 
2012-12-13 02:07:13 PM
And yes, the lion thing is rather tame (haha).

Especially when you consider you take gator wrestling classes or do zip lines over gators at Gatorland.
 
2012-12-13 02:07:26 PM
Florida, Florida, oh how I miss thee.
 
2012-12-13 02:09:37 PM

david_gaithersburg: Florida, Florida, oh how I miss thee.


psst...update your profile
 
2012-12-13 02:09:50 PM

obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?


"wow mom"

Only two letters - cartwheeling required.
 
2012-12-13 02:09:58 PM
Good luck with that!
 
2012-12-13 02:10:31 PM

Odd Bird: Hell, we could probably pull 40 better stories from the HOTY entries.

uttertosh: The mother/daughter tag team. Wow, just wow.
/in ma bunk

I think that made Fark within the last 3 weeks. Pretty funny/sad reading how they avoid breaking incest laws.


Link please.
 
2012-12-13 02:11:46 PM
26. These giant Gambian pouched rats infiltrated the Florida Keys.
s3-ec.buzzfed.com 


I'm not sure but I think something may be wrong with the image caption. I just need a couple more minutes to find it out.
 
2012-12-13 02:12:28 PM
FTA: 12. These women got in a violent fight over taco sauce.

...except the one on the left is a man, as identified by the headline in the photo.
 
2012-12-13 02:12:38 PM

obamadidcoke: Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him

Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?


A brown eye?
 
2012-12-13 02:12:41 PM
Tug of War with a tiger is the sort of thing which would be fine anywhere else. In Florida you'd expect someone to put his penis through the hole, or some horrifying act of weirdness defying any kind of logic or common sense.
 
2012-12-13 02:12:59 PM
Sounds like an average Thursday in The Sunshine State.
 
2012-12-13 02:14:14 PM

Micanope: Tug of War with a tiger is the sort of thing which would be fine anywhere else. In Florida you'd expect someone to put his penis through the hole, or some horrifying act of weirdness defying any kind of logic or common sense.


Busch gardens, here I come....
 
2012-12-13 02:14:58 PM
http://www.riograndesun.com/articles/2012/12/13/cops_courts/doc50c8ae5 a70cf3110487968.txt
 
2012-12-13 02:15:30 PM

obamadidcoke: Ya know, I can't see how an anus tattoo isn't going to get really badly infected.


Two words: Ass funnel
 
2012-12-13 02:15:33 PM

Long Pig: obamadidcoke: Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him

Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?

A brown eye?


sneakers.pair.com
 
2012-12-13 02:16:32 PM

meat0918: UseUrHeadFred: Only 40? That's the tip of the iceberg.

Came to make sure this was articulated, leaving satisfied.


They had to narrow it down to 40 because there's only so much bandwidth on the internet.
 
2012-12-13 02:16:44 PM
I never understood the Mother/Daughter thing.
 
2012-12-13 02:18:48 PM
Is it the heat? Does heat make people stupid and crazy? Texas and Arizona also come to mind here.

Name one great advancement for mankind that ever came from where it is hot. Name a hot place where people are not crazy.

The Spanish knew Florida made people crazy too, they had a special (unflattering) word for Florida, I can't remember it though.
 
2012-12-13 02:19:15 PM

obamadidcoke: Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him

Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?


www.galleryoftattoosnow.com

Obviously, given that it's on this guy foot, a tattoo of a sarlacc doesn't need an anus, but I'm sure it helps.
 
2012-12-13 02:19:30 PM

JDAT: I never understood the Mother/Daughter thing.


Well, JDAT, when a Mother and a Daughter really love each other...
 
2012-12-13 02:19:40 PM

JDAT: I never understood the Mother/Daughter thing.


They're whores who are in it for money.
 
2012-12-13 02:20:40 PM

abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.


That looks fun. Now, if they had the tiger's tail through the fence instead of the rope...
 
2012-12-13 02:22:09 PM

Karac: Odd Bird: Hell, we could probably pull 40 better stories from the HOTY entries.
uttertosh: The mother/daughter tag team. Wow, just wow.
/in ma bunk
I think that made Fark within the last 3 weeks. Pretty funny/sad reading how they avoid breaking incest laws.

Link please.


To the mother-daughter thing? I don't have it linked and I'm not positive it made it here. Try the search feature at the top.
 
2012-12-13 02:26:02 PM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com


MEANWHILE...


s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2012-12-13 02:26:04 PM

obamadidcoke: Ya know, I can't see how an anus tattoo isn't going to get really badly infected.


I've thought the same thing ever since I heard of that woman.
 
2012-12-13 02:28:25 PM
Anybody else read the last "and a woman had her butthole tattooed" as a melodic "and a partridge in a pear tree" tune in their head?
 
2012-12-13 02:34:05 PM

JDAT: I never understood the Mother/Daughter thing.


Me either. Incest doesn't do it for me.
 
2012-12-13 02:40:14 PM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Simpsons did it first.

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-13 02:43:02 PM

JDAT: I never understood the Mother/Daughter thing.


Neither did I until I dated a girl whose mom was a 40-something milf with a huge rack.
 
2012-12-13 02:48:42 PM

rocketpants: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x313]


MEANWHILE...


[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 528x314]


If it's crazy, you know urine Florida.
 
2012-12-13 02:56:30 PM

Donkey Hodie: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 456x251]

Simpsons did it first.

[i48.tinypic.com image 320x240]


Norm does it hardcore.

Link

got a squirrel on a treadmill where my heart should be.
i3.ytimg.com
 
2012-12-13 02:56:43 PM

obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?


Rock Wood. Her (now ex) boyfriend's name. At the time she said even if they broke up it would still make sense because she "rocks wood" in her ass.
 
2012-12-13 02:58:24 PM
The 100 mph god woman was in my town. I saw the police hauling ass by in front of my office. 2 others happened about 20 minutes up the road in vero.

My town is also known for the chicken mcnugget assault lady. Im so proud.
 
2012-12-13 02:59:07 PM

apachevoyeur: I'll see you and raise you...

[t2.gstatic.com image 270x186]


Florida's Lord Governor Voldemort laughs at his shenanigans.
 
2012-12-13 03:06:04 PM

Tumunga: abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.

That looks fun. Now, if they had the tiger's tail through the fence instead of the rope...


It would probably pee on you
 
2012-12-13 03:12:57 PM

thecpt: #30, my dad (cop in PA) had to detain a guy who drunkenly knocked on our door looking for crown jewels. The guy crapped his pants while he got his ass kicked. It was pretty funny seeing my dad keep the guy pinned to the ground waiting for one of his officer friend to assist. His face had the expression of sure torture while he tried not to smell/laugh.


Wait, so, you're saying that your dad beat up a drunk until the drunk shiat his pants? And then pinned the drunk pants-shiatter to the ground while he waited for "backup"? What a farking hero. Did your dad get a medal?
 
2012-12-13 03:12:58 PM

Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him


Seriously, how do you keep something like that from getting infected? Ugh! Gawd.
 
2012-12-13 03:19:18 PM

Long Pig: obamadidcoke: Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him

Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?

A brown eye?


A target
 
2012-12-13 03:19:43 PM

Donkey Hodie: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 456x251]

Simpsons did it first.

[i48.tinypic.com image 320x240]


Better than being arrested with a chicken in your pants
 
2012-12-13 03:34:57 PM
I'm still thinking there's room for a Kansas tag. No evolution and university football players trying to climb into the drive-thru window because they ran out of Chalupas? Anything?

/nope, FL still wins
 
2012-12-13 03:36:49 PM

apachevoyeur: I'll see you and raise you...

[t2.gstatic.com image 270x186]


Dude, he was one of the more credible presidential candidates. It ain't even close:

img2.allvoices.com

Call us when someone worse than Lex-Luthor-on-meth is elected governor of Texas.
 
2012-12-13 03:45:05 PM
No. 26, the Gambian rats, isn't correct. They were eradicated two years ago by -- I kid you not -- baiting traps with peanut butter and canteloupe.
 
2012-12-13 03:46:18 PM

olapbill: Donkey Hodie: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 456x251]

Simpsons did it first.

[i48.tinypic.com image 320x240]

Norm does it hardcore.

Link

got a squirrel on a treadmill where my heart should be.
[i3.ytimg.com image 320x180]


fc02.deviantart.net

Candace has better moves.
 
2012-12-13 03:53:44 PM

OldRod: I want to know more about the giant eyeball that washed up...

I admit it, I'm intrigued...


It's probably the eye of a whale that was playing with a Red Ryder BB gun.
 
2012-12-13 03:57:00 PM
In all fairness, "DUI on a lawnmower" and "drinking hand sanitizer" have also happened multiple times in other states.

Other than that, yeah, crazy stuff happens here. You're welcome.
 
2012-12-13 03:57:42 PM
I'm pretty sure Jackmeoff Mudd is Robert Downey, Jr.
 
2012-12-13 04:09:56 PM

Cold_Sassy: Long Pig: obamadidcoke: Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him

Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?

A brown eye?

A target


A Black Hole?
i536.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-13 04:21:15 PM

obamadidcoke: Ya know, I can't see how an anus tattoo isn't going to get really badly infected.


On the one hand, I'd imagine that if you followed the hygiene guidelines for new tattoos like your life depended on following them to the letter in every detail, that might keep it from getting infected.

On the other hand, this strikes me as someone who uses the word "YOLO" on a regular basis: not the type to follow hygiene guidelines, or anything else, to THAT exacting a degree.
 
2012-12-13 04:23:32 PM
I have lived in Hawaii, California, Texas, Colorado, New Mexico, Idaho, as well as Japan - I have never experienced anything quite like Floriduh.

Still, after 3 years, I'll be damned if I don't really love it here. I even found an amazing Florida girl to mate with.
 
2012-12-13 04:32:38 PM
FARK ran the MSNBC version of this story over the weekend. Is every Florida year-end wrap-up going to get green lit?
 
2012-12-13 04:37:45 PM
I guarantee more "weird" news stories happen in California and New York (individually, not combined) than in Florida.
 
2012-12-13 04:38:34 PM

Millennium: obamadidcoke: Ya know, I can't see how an anus tattoo isn't going to get really badly infected.

On the one hand, I'd imagine that if you followed the hygiene guidelines for new tattoos like your life depended on following them to the letter in every detail, that might keep it from getting infected.

On the other hand, this strikes me as someone who uses the word "YOLO" on a regular basis: not the type to follow hygiene guidelines, or anything else, to THAT exacting a degree.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-12-13 04:41:15 PM

Long Pig: obamadidcoke: Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him

Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?

A brown eye?


"don't it make my brown eye blue?"
 
2012-12-13 04:42:19 PM
#38 is pretty awesome
 
2012-12-13 04:44:45 PM

browneye: I don't know....most of those seemed kinda meh.


Give the guy a break. He has a quota, a deadline, want's to get more pages up for his hit count, and alot of Fark to hoover for more ideas.
 
2012-12-13 04:45:38 PM
I went into that thinking the Florida thing gets exaggerated. As I read, I kept thinking "That was in Florida too?"

Screw it, they Earned their tag.
 
2012-12-13 04:50:32 PM
I know it's pretty tame by Floriduh standards but the couple arrested for the orgy fight were customers of mine for a few years.
Nice people, new she liked to party but sure didn't know they were like that and definitely didn't know she was my age.
 
2012-12-13 04:59:04 PM

topcon: I guarantee more "weird" news stories happen in California and New York (individually, not combined) than in Florida.


Especially if you count all the dumbass NY transplants in Florida.
 
2012-12-13 05:00:50 PM

Capt. Sparkles: Keep raising that bar, Florida.


On the job.
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-12-13 05:03:04 PM

topcon: I guarantee more "weird" news stories happen in California and New York (individually, not combined) than in Florida.


Maybe in total numbers, but that's largely due to their large population. Florida must have the highest weird stuff per capita in the US.
 
2012-12-13 06:41:03 PM

abhorrent1: Tumunga: abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.

That looks fun. Now, if they had the tiger's tail through the fence instead of the rope...

It would probably pee on you


I watched a lady lion blast a kid one day at the Indianapolis Zoo. Good thing there was plexiglass between it and the kid. Scared the piss out of the kid's parents. No plexiglass there.
 
2012-12-13 08:15:14 PM

obamadidcoke: Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him

Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?


funkyfactor.com
 
2012-12-13 08:57:28 PM
FTFA: 39. Some dude adopted his girlfriend.

Hey... he had a father-daughter incest fetish he wanted to play out. Leave him alone.
 
2012-12-13 09:26:54 PM

StrikitRich: FARK ran the MSNBC version of this story over the weekend. Is every Florida year-end wrap-up going to get green lit?



*checks profile*

That's what I thought.
 
2012-12-13 11:31:13 PM

obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?


Hepatitis?
 
2012-12-13 11:55:41 PM
"I'm out of breath"

/Oh wow.. now I lost all respect for the Hulkamania.
 
2012-12-14 07:56:33 AM

DiggidyDan: Anybody else read the last "and a woman had her butthole tattooed" as a melodic "and a partridge in a pear tree" tune in their head?


No, but I did when you mentioned it.

/damn you
/new monitor please
 
2012-12-14 09:04:58 AM

JDAT: I never understood the Mother/Daughter thing.


Im not sure I get it, but I sure as hell googled it.

I need help.
 
2012-12-14 09:13:09 AM

StoPPeRmobile:

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Usch.... disgusting. Shoulder and knuckle tats, huge hole in ear, seriously hard looking silicon implants. Bet she's bald down there, too... *shudder*

I can't fap to that.... she's buttfugly'd herself to hell.
 
2012-12-14 01:41:57 PM
Oh come on, worse things happen all over the south. The only reason FARK has a Florida Tag is because Florida news outfits think this crap is newsworthy (excepting those having to do with breaking the law, which everyone thinks is newsworthy).
 
2012-12-14 07:53:26 PM
DiggedyDan, thank you. now i can listen to xmas carols with anticipation rather than the usual shudder.
 
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