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topcon		2012-12-13 04:37:45 PM

I guarantee more "weird" news stories happen in California and New York (individually, not combined) than in Florida.

StoPPeRmobile		2012-12-13 04:38:34 PM

Millennium: obamadidcoke: Ya know, I can't see how an anus tattoo isn't going to get really badly infected.

On the one hand, I'd imagine that if you followed the hygiene guidelines for new tattoos like your life depended on following them to the letter in every detail, that might keep it from getting infected.

On the other hand, this strikes me as someone who uses the word "YOLO" on a regular basis: not the type to follow hygiene guidelines, or anything else, to THAT exacting a degree.

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Day_Old_Dutchie		2012-12-13 04:41:15 PM

Long Pig: obamadidcoke: Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him

Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?

A brown eye?

"don't it make my brown eye blue?"

flynn80		2012-12-13 04:42:19 PM

#38 is pretty awesome

eltejon		2012-12-13 04:44:45 PM

browneye: I don't know....most of those seemed kinda meh.

Give the guy a break. He has a quota, a deadline, want's to get more pages up for his hit count, and alot of Fark to hoover for more ideas.

Private_Citizen		2012-12-13 04:45:38 PM

I went into that thinking the Florida thing gets exaggerated. As I read, I kept thinking "That was in Florida too?"

Screw it, they Earned their tag.

DMDmarty		2012-12-13 04:50:32 PM

I know it's pretty tame by Floriduh standards but the couple arrested for the orgy fight were customers of mine for a few years.
Nice people, new she liked to party but sure didn't know they were like that and definitely didn't know she was my age.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-12-13 04:59:04 PM

topcon: I guarantee more "weird" news stories happen in California and New York (individually, not combined) than in Florida.

Especially if you count all the dumbass NY transplants in Florida.

Clint_Torres		2012-12-13 05:00:50 PM

Capt. Sparkles: Keep raising that bar, Florida.

On the job.
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tortilla burger		2012-12-13 05:03:04 PM

topcon: I guarantee more "weird" news stories happen in California and New York (individually, not combined) than in Florida.

Maybe in total numbers, but that's largely due to their large population. Florida must have the highest weird stuff per capita in the US.

Tumunga		2012-12-13 06:41:03 PM

abhorrent1: Tumunga: abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.

That looks fun. Now, if they had the tiger's tail through the fence instead of the rope...

It would probably pee on you

I watched a lady lion blast a kid one day at the Indianapolis Zoo. Good thing there was plexiglass between it and the kid. Scared the piss out of the kid's parents. No plexiglass there.

puppetmaster745		2012-12-13 08:15:14 PM

obamadidcoke: Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him

Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?

funkyfactor.com

Fark Me To Tears		2012-12-13 08:57:28 PM

FTFA: 39. Some dude adopted his girlfriend.

Hey... he had a father-daughter incest fetish he wanted to play out. Leave him alone.

rocketpants		2012-12-13 09:26:54 PM

StrikitRich: FARK ran the MSNBC version of this story over the weekend. Is every Florida year-end wrap-up going to get green lit?

*checks profile*

That's what I thought.

Medic Zero		2012-12-13 11:31:13 PM

obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

Hepatitis?

themasterdebater		2012-12-13 11:55:41 PM

"I'm out of breath"

/Oh wow.. now I lost all respect for the Hulkamania.

dpaul007		2012-12-14 07:56:33 AM

DiggidyDan: Anybody else read the last "and a woman had her butthole tattooed" as a melodic "and a partridge in a pear tree" tune in their head?

No, but I did when you mentioned it.

/damn you
/new monitor please

8InchFloppy		2012-12-14 09:04:58 AM

JDAT: I never understood the Mother/Daughter thing.

Im not sure I get it, but I sure as hell googled it.

I need help.

uttertosh		2012-12-14 09:13:09 AM

StoPPeRmobile:

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Usch.... disgusting. Shoulder and knuckle tats, huge hole in ear, seriously hard looking silicon implants. Bet she's bald down there, too... *shudder*

I can't fap to that.... she's buttfugly'd herself to hell.

jaedreth		2012-12-14 01:41:57 PM

Oh come on, worse things happen all over the south. The only reason FARK has a Florida Tag is because Florida news outfits think this crap is newsworthy (excepting those having to do with breaking the law, which everyone thinks is newsworthy).