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2012-12-13 02:07:13 PM
And yes, the lion thing is rather tame (haha).

Especially when you consider you take gator wrestling classes or do zip lines over gators at Gatorland.
 
2012-12-13 02:07:26 PM
Florida, Florida, oh how I miss thee.
 
2012-12-13 02:09:37 PM

david_gaithersburg: Florida, Florida, oh how I miss thee.


psst...update your profile
 
2012-12-13 02:09:50 PM

obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?


"wow mom"

Only two letters - cartwheeling required.
 
2012-12-13 02:09:58 PM
Good luck with that!
 
2012-12-13 02:10:31 PM

Odd Bird: Hell, we could probably pull 40 better stories from the HOTY entries.

uttertosh: The mother/daughter tag team. Wow, just wow.
/in ma bunk

I think that made Fark within the last 3 weeks. Pretty funny/sad reading how they avoid breaking incest laws.


Link please.
 
2012-12-13 02:11:46 PM
26. These giant Gambian pouched rats infiltrated the Florida Keys.
s3-ec.buzzfed.com 


I'm not sure but I think something may be wrong with the image caption. I just need a couple more minutes to find it out.
 
2012-12-13 02:12:28 PM
FTA: 12. These women got in a violent fight over taco sauce.

...except the one on the left is a man, as identified by the headline in the photo.
 
2012-12-13 02:12:38 PM

obamadidcoke: Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him

Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?


A brown eye?
 
2012-12-13 02:12:41 PM
Tug of War with a tiger is the sort of thing which would be fine anywhere else. In Florida you'd expect someone to put his penis through the hole, or some horrifying act of weirdness defying any kind of logic or common sense.
 
2012-12-13 02:12:59 PM
Sounds like an average Thursday in The Sunshine State.
 
2012-12-13 02:14:14 PM

Micanope: Tug of War with a tiger is the sort of thing which would be fine anywhere else. In Florida you'd expect someone to put his penis through the hole, or some horrifying act of weirdness defying any kind of logic or common sense.


Busch gardens, here I come....
 
2012-12-13 02:14:58 PM
http://www.riograndesun.com/articles/2012/12/13/cops_courts/doc50c8ae5 a70cf3110487968.txt
 
2012-12-13 02:15:30 PM

obamadidcoke: Ya know, I can't see how an anus tattoo isn't going to get really badly infected.


Two words: Ass funnel
 
2012-12-13 02:15:33 PM

Long Pig: obamadidcoke: Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him

Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?

A brown eye?


sneakers.pair.com
 
2012-12-13 02:16:32 PM

meat0918: UseUrHeadFred: Only 40? That's the tip of the iceberg.

Came to make sure this was articulated, leaving satisfied.


They had to narrow it down to 40 because there's only so much bandwidth on the internet.
 
2012-12-13 02:16:44 PM
I never understood the Mother/Daughter thing.
 
2012-12-13 02:18:48 PM
Is it the heat? Does heat make people stupid and crazy? Texas and Arizona also come to mind here.

Name one great advancement for mankind that ever came from where it is hot. Name a hot place where people are not crazy.

The Spanish knew Florida made people crazy too, they had a special (unflattering) word for Florida, I can't remember it though.
 
2012-12-13 02:19:15 PM

obamadidcoke: Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him

Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?


www.galleryoftattoosnow.com

Obviously, given that it's on this guy foot, a tattoo of a sarlacc doesn't need an anus, but I'm sure it helps.
 
2012-12-13 02:19:30 PM

JDAT: I never understood the Mother/Daughter thing.


Well, JDAT, when a Mother and a Daughter really love each other...
 
2012-12-13 02:19:40 PM

JDAT: I never understood the Mother/Daughter thing.


They're whores who are in it for money.
 
2012-12-13 02:20:40 PM

abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.


That looks fun. Now, if they had the tiger's tail through the fence instead of the rope...
 
2012-12-13 02:22:09 PM

Karac: Odd Bird: Hell, we could probably pull 40 better stories from the HOTY entries.
uttertosh: The mother/daughter tag team. Wow, just wow.
/in ma bunk
I think that made Fark within the last 3 weeks. Pretty funny/sad reading how they avoid breaking incest laws.

Link please.


To the mother-daughter thing? I don't have it linked and I'm not positive it made it here. Try the search feature at the top.
 
2012-12-13 02:26:02 PM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com


MEANWHILE...


s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2012-12-13 02:26:04 PM

obamadidcoke: Ya know, I can't see how an anus tattoo isn't going to get really badly infected.


I've thought the same thing ever since I heard of that woman.
 
2012-12-13 02:28:25 PM
Anybody else read the last "and a woman had her butthole tattooed" as a melodic "and a partridge in a pear tree" tune in their head?
 
2012-12-13 02:34:05 PM

JDAT: I never understood the Mother/Daughter thing.


Me either. Incest doesn't do it for me.
 
2012-12-13 02:40:14 PM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Simpsons did it first.

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-13 02:43:02 PM

JDAT: I never understood the Mother/Daughter thing.


Neither did I until I dated a girl whose mom was a 40-something milf with a huge rack.
 
2012-12-13 02:48:42 PM

rocketpants: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x313]


MEANWHILE...


[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 528x314]


If it's crazy, you know urine Florida.
 
2012-12-13 02:56:30 PM

Donkey Hodie: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 456x251]

Simpsons did it first.

[i48.tinypic.com image 320x240]


Norm does it hardcore.

Link

got a squirrel on a treadmill where my heart should be.
i3.ytimg.com
 
2012-12-13 02:56:43 PM

obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?


Rock Wood. Her (now ex) boyfriend's name. At the time she said even if they broke up it would still make sense because she "rocks wood" in her ass.
 
2012-12-13 02:58:24 PM
The 100 mph god woman was in my town. I saw the police hauling ass by in front of my office. 2 others happened about 20 minutes up the road in vero.

My town is also known for the chicken mcnugget assault lady. Im so proud.
 
2012-12-13 02:59:07 PM

apachevoyeur: I'll see you and raise you...

[t2.gstatic.com image 270x186]


Florida's Lord Governor Voldemort laughs at his shenanigans.
 
2012-12-13 03:06:04 PM

Tumunga: abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.

That looks fun. Now, if they had the tiger's tail through the fence instead of the rope...


It would probably pee on you
 
2012-12-13 03:12:57 PM

thecpt: #30, my dad (cop in PA) had to detain a guy who drunkenly knocked on our door looking for crown jewels. The guy crapped his pants while he got his ass kicked. It was pretty funny seeing my dad keep the guy pinned to the ground waiting for one of his officer friend to assist. His face had the expression of sure torture while he tried not to smell/laugh.


Wait, so, you're saying that your dad beat up a drunk until the drunk shiat his pants? And then pinned the drunk pants-shiatter to the ground while he waited for "backup"? What a farking hero. Did your dad get a medal?
 
2012-12-13 03:12:58 PM

Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him


Seriously, how do you keep something like that from getting infected? Ugh! Gawd.
 
2012-12-13 03:19:18 PM

Long Pig: obamadidcoke: Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him

Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?

A brown eye?


A target
 
2012-12-13 03:19:43 PM

Donkey Hodie: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 456x251]

Simpsons did it first.

[i48.tinypic.com image 320x240]


Better than being arrested with a chicken in your pants
 
2012-12-13 03:34:57 PM
I'm still thinking there's room for a Kansas tag. No evolution and university football players trying to climb into the drive-thru window because they ran out of Chalupas? Anything?

/nope, FL still wins
 
2012-12-13 03:36:49 PM

apachevoyeur: I'll see you and raise you...

[t2.gstatic.com image 270x186]


Dude, he was one of the more credible presidential candidates. It ain't even close:

img2.allvoices.com

Call us when someone worse than Lex-Luthor-on-meth is elected governor of Texas.
 
2012-12-13 03:45:05 PM
No. 26, the Gambian rats, isn't correct. They were eradicated two years ago by -- I kid you not -- baiting traps with peanut butter and canteloupe.
 
2012-12-13 03:46:18 PM

olapbill: Donkey Hodie: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 456x251]

Simpsons did it first.

[i48.tinypic.com image 320x240]

Norm does it hardcore.

Link

got a squirrel on a treadmill where my heart should be.
[i3.ytimg.com image 320x180]


fc02.deviantart.net

Candace has better moves.
 
2012-12-13 03:53:44 PM

OldRod: I want to know more about the giant eyeball that washed up...

I admit it, I'm intrigued...


It's probably the eye of a whale that was playing with a Red Ryder BB gun.
 
2012-12-13 03:57:00 PM
In all fairness, "DUI on a lawnmower" and "drinking hand sanitizer" have also happened multiple times in other states.

Other than that, yeah, crazy stuff happens here. You're welcome.
 
2012-12-13 03:57:42 PM
I'm pretty sure Jackmeoff Mudd is Robert Downey, Jr.
 
2012-12-13 04:09:56 PM

Cold_Sassy: Long Pig: obamadidcoke: Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him

Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?

A brown eye?

A target


A Black Hole?
i536.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-13 04:21:15 PM

obamadidcoke: Ya know, I can't see how an anus tattoo isn't going to get really badly infected.


On the one hand, I'd imagine that if you followed the hygiene guidelines for new tattoos like your life depended on following them to the letter in every detail, that might keep it from getting infected.

On the other hand, this strikes me as someone who uses the word "YOLO" on a regular basis: not the type to follow hygiene guidelines, or anything else, to THAT exacting a degree.
 
2012-12-13 04:23:32 PM
I have lived in Hawaii, California, Texas, Colorado, New Mexico, Idaho, as well as Japan - I have never experienced anything quite like Floriduh.

Still, after 3 years, I'll be damned if I don't really love it here. I even found an amazing Florida girl to mate with.
 
2012-12-13 04:32:38 PM
FARK ran the MSNBC version of this story over the weekend. Is every Florida year-end wrap-up going to get green lit?
 
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