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2012-12-13 01:34:33 PM  
Four dead in O-hi-o
 
2012-12-13 01:34:45 PM  
Only 40? That's the tip of the iceberg.
 
2012-12-13 01:35:46 PM  
Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.
 
2012-12-13 01:37:46 PM  
#18 is my fave
 
2012-12-13 01:38:41 PM  

abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.


liger what??
 
2012-12-13 01:40:23 PM  
OK Florida. You can stop now. You WIN!
 
2012-12-13 01:40:25 PM  
I'd suggest that swingers' orgies usually go horribly wrong. Well, actually, they usually start horribly wrong, given the attractiveness of most swingers.

And I would also participate in a tug of war with a tiger. That's really one of Florida's least retarded ideas.
 
2012-12-13 01:40:38 PM  

abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.


Would be better if they skipped the fence
 
2012-12-13 01:41:35 PM  
cartoonsparajovenes.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-13 01:41:47 PM  
I want to know more about the giant eyeball that washed up...

I admit it, I'm intrigued...
 
2012-12-13 01:42:11 PM  

UseUrHeadFred: Only 40? That's the tip of the iceberg.


Came to make sure this was articulated, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-12-13 01:42:25 PM  

abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.


Yah that is surprisingly awesome coming from FL, and it entertains the tiger.
 
2012-12-13 01:42:48 PM  
Nobody beats Florida in this game.
 
2012-12-13 01:43:49 PM  
Florida, but Texas is moving up the list. With a bullet.
 
2012-12-13 01:44:06 PM  

OldRod: I want to know more about the giant eyeball that washed up...

I admit it, I'm intrigued...



It was from a sailfish. Non-exciting. Sorry.
 
2012-12-13 01:44:20 PM  
3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!
 
2012-12-13 01:45:43 PM  
#30, my dad (cop in PA) had to detain a guy who drunkenly knocked on our door looking for crown jewels. The guy crapped his pants while he got his ass kicked. It was pretty funny seeing my dad keep the guy pinned to the ground waiting for one of his officer friend to assist. His face had the expression of sure torture while he tried not to smell/laugh.
 
2012-12-13 01:46:15 PM  
Keep raising that bar, Florida.
 
2012-12-13 01:46:18 PM  

Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!


Yeah, but what'd she get?
 
2012-12-13 01:47:34 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.

liger what??


I wouldn't mess with a liger after seeing a documentary about what they are bred for.
 
2012-12-13 01:48:06 PM  

obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?


Who cares? Someone stuck an ink-laden needle repeatedly into her starfish! That's brilliant!
 
2012-12-13 01:48:16 PM  
Ha! Did Jackmeoff Mudd make Fark? I don't remember that one.

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2012-12-13 01:48:27 PM  
They forgot the donkey-farker!
 
2012-12-13 01:48:34 PM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com 

Yer durn tootin'!
 
2012-12-13 01:49:11 PM  

blatz514: Ha! Did Jackmeoff Mudd make Fark? I don't remember that one.

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Fark is 95% jackoffs.
 
2012-12-13 01:49:21 PM  
I'm watching a Criminal Minds rerun right now, and it had a line which is somewhat relevant:

"We've got a bad one"
"How bad?"
"Florida"
 
2012-12-13 01:50:32 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I'd suggest that swingers' orgies usually go horribly wrong. Well, actually, they usually start horribly wrong, given the attractiveness of most swingers.

And I would also participate in a tug of war with a tiger. That's really one of Florida's least retarded ideas.


Ummm honey, it looks like you're enjoying that a little too much....honey, can you scale it back a bit? Wow, that guy is sporting a baby arm holding an apple.
 
2012-12-13 01:50:52 PM  
I don't know....most of those seemed kinda meh.
 
2012-12-13 01:50:59 PM  
A man attacked 3 women with a sword and a sandwich.

g
 
2012-12-13 01:51:08 PM  
that's a metric assload of crazy right there.
 
2012-12-13 01:51:21 PM  
You win, Florida. You win.

This headline makes me laugh every time i read it: Man arrested in DUI case also had squirrel inside his shirt.
 
2012-12-13 01:51:21 PM  

TheGogmagog: Jon iz teh kewl: abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.

liger what??

I wouldn't mess with a liger after seeing a documentary about what they are bred for.


Liger, please.
 
2012-12-13 01:52:09 PM  

Gunny Highway: A man attacked 3 women with a sword and a sandwich.


farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-13 01:52:24 PM  
I'm sooo glad I moved outta there I'm so glad I left so glad I left so glad I left so glad I left oh man...fark you Florida
 
2012-12-13 01:53:13 PM  
Well done, Florida. Once again, we can only sit back and admire the work of a true master. You have our gratitude.

/slow clap
 
2012-12-13 01:53:29 PM  
The mother/daughter tag team. Wow, just wow.

/in ma bunk
 
2012-12-13 01:53:45 PM  

UseUrHeadFred: Only 40? That's the tip of the iceberg.

Just

the tip?

/Bad joke of the day. You're welcome world.

//In other news, Icebergs still exist.
 
2012-12-13 01:55:02 PM  

obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?


15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him
 
2012-12-13 01:57:13 PM  
I am sometimes caught off-guard when clicking on, say, and "obvious" submission, or find myself shocked at what the "ironic" tag leads me to...but nothing, absolutely nothing, shocks me when clicking a Florida link.
 
2012-12-13 01:58:04 PM  

abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.


That's exactly what I thought.
 
2012-12-13 01:58:22 PM  

obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?



If I remember it was

ROCK
*
WOOD
 
2012-12-13 01:58:26 PM  
I'll see you and raise you...

t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-13 01:59:15 PM  
I'm pretty sure Wonderland was a code name for Florida.
 
2012-12-13 01:59:40 PM  
22. A man got a DUI on his lawnmower.

This is actually a fairly common occurrence.
 
2012-12-13 02:00:15 PM  

Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him


Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?
 
2012-12-13 02:02:13 PM  

Ambivalence: Yah that is surprisingly awesome coming from FL, and it entertains teaches the tiger our strengths and weaknesses.

 
2012-12-13 02:03:09 PM  
blatz514: Ha! Did Jackmeoff Mudd make Fark? I don't remember that one.

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He's no Gene Masseth
 
2012-12-13 02:03:46 PM  

AutumnWind: You win, Florida. You win.

This headline makes me laugh every time i read it: Man arrested in DUI case also had squirrel inside his shirt.


i.ebayimg.com 

/hot
 
2012-12-13 02:03:49 PM  
Ya know, I can't see how an anus tattoo isn't going to get really badly infected.
 
2012-12-13 02:04:39 PM  
Hell, we could probably pull 40 better stories from the HOTY entries.

uttertosh: The mother/daughter tag team. Wow, just wow.
/in ma bunk


I think that made Fark within the last 3 weeks. Pretty funny/sad reading how they avoid breaking incest laws.
 
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