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2012-12-13 11:53:21 AM  
I got home last night and my wife tells me that we've been Elf'd. I had no idea wtf she was talking about until she explained it. She heard a knock on the door and when she went to see who it was, there was a poinsettia, a plastic candy cane filled with M&M's and no one in sight. With the gifts was a note stating that we had been Elf'd. Neat idea and one I had not heard of before. Any one else play this game in their neighborhood?
 
2012-12-13 12:03:47 PM  
She was trying to tell you she had a threesome with two midgets, but you looked so full of Christmas joy that she had to spin some story about a poinsettia.
 
2012-12-13 12:10:27 PM  
Clearly, you must retaliate.

With fire.
 
2012-12-13 12:11:16 PM  
Yeah that was my first thought too, at least she could have recorded it so I could put it up and made some ad revenue off of it.
 
2012-12-13 12:17:30 PM  

Shafty: Any one else play this game in their neighborhood?


Yeah. We got hit last night. Now there's a cheesy stocking hanging off our lamp post in the front yard.

Are we supposed to leave it up?
Do we have to do it to someone else?

We got "booed" at Halloween, too. The instructions were more clearer for that, though.
 
2012-12-13 12:26:10 PM  

Shostie: Clearly, you must retaliate.

With fire.


Whoa...

/exercise a little elf control
 
2012-12-13 12:30:17 PM  

rotsky:

Yeah. We got hit last night. Now there's a cheesy stocking hanging off our lamp post in the front yard.

Are we supposed to leave it up?
Do we have to do it to someone else?

We got "booed" at Halloween, too. The instructions were more clearer for that, though.


From what I understand you leave up the stocking or note in my case the I got Elf'd, then go Elf two of your neighbors and leave a note/stocking indicating it.
 
2012-12-13 12:42:23 PM  

Shafty: From what I understand you leave up the stocking or note in my case the I got Elf'd, then go Elf two of your neighbors and leave a note/stocking indicating it.


In other words, someone "gave" us some tasks to take care of.
 
2012-12-13 12:51:08 PM  
This is what happens when you Elf a stranger...
 
2012-12-13 12:54:36 PM  
Hmm, I assumed being elf'd was what happens when someone shoots eggnog all over your back.

Who knew?
 
2012-12-13 12:58:11 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Shostie: Clearly, you must retaliate.

With fire.

Whoa...

/exercise a little elf control


maybe he should get an elf help book on the subject. or maybe just go inside and participate in some elf abuse, to help him calm down.
 
2012-12-13 01:02:03 PM  

ManateeGag: maybe he should get an elf help book on the subject. or maybe just go inside and participate in some elf abuse, to help him calm down.


Oh, elf you.
 
2012-12-13 01:07:21 PM  
The printer ink conspiracy has begun.
 
2012-12-13 01:07:34 PM  
What do you do if you're elf employed?

/go elf yourself?
 
2012-12-13 02:00:56 PM  
I always thought being Elf'd meant that you passed out a party and people drew on your face with sharpies.
 
2012-12-13 02:03:12 PM  

Shafty: I got home last night and my wife tells me that we've been Elf'd. I had no idea wtf she was talking about until she explained it. She heard a knock on the door and when she went to see who it was, there was a poinsettia, a plastic candy cane filled with M&M's and no one in sight. With the gifts was a note stating that we had been Elf'd. Neat idea and one I had not heard of before. Any one else play this game in their neighborhood?


People do something similar with Halloween around here... haven't seen the Elfing yet.
 
2012-12-13 02:52:55 PM  
War on Christmas VII: The Elf Offensive 

/it is important to retaliate with nativity scenes, don't skimp on the wise men, less than three does not count.
 
2012-12-13 02:56:52 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: What do you do if you're elf employed?

/go elf yourself?


DILLIGAE?

Do I Look Like I Give An Elf?
 
2012-12-13 03:02:36 PM  
this has happened to us a few times, most notably at Easter, when just one Easter basket was left (there's more than one kid in the house, folks, and the neighbors know it). Which kid do I disappoint? Spring for enough for everybody or leave us alone.

so, while appreciated, please know your target. and i don't have the time/energy/money to do this to someone else, either. (unless, of course, the "elf" leaves a babysitting coupon, too.)

the neighbors gel "elfed," too, but they call it getting t.p.'d.
 
2012-12-13 03:10:26 PM  
My lysdexia kicked in....thought you wrote "Ef'd by one of my neighbors"

....left disapoinTed.
 
2012-12-13 03:16:17 PM  
If you smash your finger while nailing up the stocking, is it a elf inflicted wound?

/sorry... I just can't elf myself
 
2012-12-13 04:39:33 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: If you smash your finger while nailing up the stocking, is it a elf inflicted wound?


That's elfed up.
 
2012-12-13 05:57:23 PM  
I never heard of this before. I may have to do this to the neighbors. They have the two nicest kids I've ever met. This Easter they snuck into our yard and set up an Easter egg hunt for my 2 1/2 yo.
 
2012-12-14 09:22:57 AM  
Sounds like it is time to move, Subby.

One interesting thing...while I was on the page you link to I saw a link to this book:


It didn't look like it would be very good until I read the title backwards.
 
2012-12-14 09:24:12 AM  
Hmmm....imgur not working today?

Book title is "Dick Wolf: The Intercept"
 
2012-12-14 05:06:26 PM  
Just as long as you don't get Elf'd in the A...
 
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