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(Mercury News)   Berkeley High School teacher charged with DUI and having really good breath that turned into tiny garden gnomes singing Alice's Restaurant   (mercurynews.com) divider line 33
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2012-12-13 12:00:18 PM
Was LSD somehow involved?

*checks article*

/smiles smugly, walks away slowly
 
2012-12-13 12:04:06 PM
I think this is a requirement for any promotions at that school.
 
2012-12-13 12:07:00 PM
Was he apprehended by Officer Obie?
 
2012-12-13 12:08:21 PM
FTA: Breath tests recorded blood-alcohol readings of .13 percent and .12 percent, above the .08 percent legal limit for driving, police said. He told police he had just left the Terrapin Crossroads restaurant and bar on Yacht Club Drive, said police spokeswoman Margo Rohrbacher. 

Driving on acid? Who does that?

coolalbumreview.com
 
2012-12-13 12:09:10 PM
I want you to go and sit down on that bench that says "Group W."

NOW, KID!
 
2012-12-13 12:11:43 PM
I mean can you imagine, 50 gnomes a day, I said 50 gnomes a day walking in singing a bar of Alice's Restaurant, and walkin out? Friends, they may think it's a druggie's fresh breath. And that's what it is.


/always falls for that reference
//Low hanging fruit is still nice
 
2012-12-13 12:12:51 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: FTA: Breath tests recorded blood-alcohol readings of .13 percent and .12 percent, above the .08 percent legal limit for driving, police said. He told police he had just left the Terrapin Crossroads restaurant and bar on Yacht Club Drive, said police spokeswoman Margo Rohrbacher. 

Driving on acid? Who does that?

[coolalbumreview.com image 375x378]



He was probably tripping balls, the alcohol was acting as a dampening rod for the acid.
OMG, the road is melting, better have another beer!!!
 
2012-12-13 12:13:40 PM
A teacher in Berkeley busted for having LSD?

Is that a thread they really want to pull?
 
2012-12-13 12:15:25 PM
Dammit... I've already been earworming Arlo all day... now this headline comes along....

/don't touch my bags if you please, mr. customs man....
 
2012-12-13 12:16:59 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: FTA: Breath tests recorded blood-alcohol readings of .13 percent and .12 percent, above the .08 percent legal limit for driving, police said. He told police he had just left the Terrapin Crossroads restaurant and bar on Yacht Club Drive, said police spokeswoman Margo Rohrbacher. 

Driving on acid? Who does that?

[coolalbumreview.com image 375x378]


Leave the hippies alone!
 
2012-12-13 12:17:44 PM
Now those are two drugs I would never combine. I don't even want to imagine encountering a person completely blasted (hopefully not angry) and dosed out of his mind.
 
2012-12-13 12:18:55 PM
So they brought him into the jail, booked him on the DUI (a misdemeanor), then after searching his shiat, booked him AGAIN for two felonies - "(1) having LSD (2) in the jailhouse"?

Anyone else see the gratuitousness of that? The single misdemeanor isn't enough, and neither is the felony possession charge; they need 2 felonies (one that he was arguably forced into)?

// he probably wanted to be drunk in a bar, whereupon someone threw him into public
 
2012-12-13 12:19:59 PM
It is pretty common out here in the Bay area that if you are caught at a Sobriety Checkpoint with drugs or over the limit, they give you Raiders tickets. It has cut down second offenses.
 
2012-12-13 12:20:24 PM

Grapple: Dammit... I've already been earworming Arlo all day... now this headline comes along....

/don't touch my bags if you please, mr. customs man....


/I don't want a pickle
 
2012-12-13 12:23:35 PM
After all these years. The "Man" is still harshing their buzz.
 
2012-12-13 12:28:06 PM
Dude's last name is Haight (as in Haight Ashbury), had a vile of LSD, and was leaving Terrapin Crossroads???

I wonder when Mr. Garcia will decide to return to the spirit world, and get back to being Grateful again...
 
2012-12-13 12:36:17 PM
Haighters gonna Haight.
 
2012-12-13 12:37:58 PM
Smoky Dragon Dish: FTA: Breath tests recorded blood-alcohol readings of .13 percent and .12 percent, above the .08 percent legal limit for driving, police said. He told police he had just left the Terrapin Crossroads restaurant and bar on Yacht Club Drive, said police spokeswoman Margo Rohrbacher. 

Driving on acid? Who does that?

[coolalbumreview.com image 375x378]


Terrapin Crossroads is owned by Phil.
 
2012-12-13 12:45:29 PM

calm like a bomb: Grapple: Dammit... I've already been earworming Arlo all day... now this headline comes along....

/don't touch my bags if you please, mr. customs man....

/I don't want a pickle


I just wanna ride my motorcicle
 
2012-12-13 12:45:48 PM

calm like a bomb: Grapple: Dammit... I've already been earworming Arlo all day... now this headline comes along....

/don't touch my bags if you please, mr. customs man....

/I don't want a pickle


Since he was caught in San Rafael, I'm thinking Shel not Arlo...Link
 
2012-12-13 12:50:16 PM

Nothing To See Here: Haighters gonna Haight.




THIS.



/beat me to it
//shakes tiny fist
///didn't realize my fist was SOOOOOOOOO tiny!
 
2012-12-13 12:56:12 PM
The compass always points to Terrapin
 
2012-12-13 12:59:56 PM

ComicBookGuy: Smoky Dragon Dish: FTA: Breath tests recorded blood-alcohol readings of .13 percent and .12 percent, above the .08 percent legal limit for driving, police said. He told police he had just left the Terrapin Crossroads restaurant and bar on Yacht Club Drive, said police spokeswoman Margo Rohrbacher. 

Driving on acid? Who does that?

[coolalbumreview.com image 375x378]

Terrapin Crossroads is owned by Phil.


This is what I knew FTA: 1) Dudue was tripping 2) Returning from someplace called "Terrapin Crossroads" 3) This was in Cali. Somebody from The Grateful Dead was involved. Hence, the .gif I posted even before going to the restaurant website.

Saw them at MSG in 2011.

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2012-12-13 01:05:39 PM

ozman: calm like a bomb: Grapple: Dammit... I've already been earworming Arlo all day... now this headline comes along....

/don't touch my bags if you please, mr. customs man....

/I don't want a pickle

Since he was caught in San Rafael, I'm thinking Shel not Arlo...Link


threadwinner 

/nothing is obscure
 
2012-12-13 01:20:39 PM
Who else thinks the cop used the 'breath freshener' and figured out it wasn't just breath freshener?

I sure hope that happened.
 
2012-12-13 01:30:22 PM
"Woke up this morning with my head in my hands..."
 
2012-12-13 05:02:31 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish:
Driving on acid? Who does that?


Yeah, it's a bad idea
You're just gonna have to take my word on that mmmkay?
 
2012-12-13 05:17:17 PM
When police booked him at the county jail, Haight turned in his belongings for storage, including a bottle of breath mint that was in his pants pocket. A jail deputy suspected it might contain drugs, and the liquid tested positive for the hallucinogen LSD, police said.

I'm curious as to how a bottle of breath mint that presumably looks like every other bottle of breath mint in existence constitutes probable cause.
 
2012-12-13 07:31:17 PM
Bet they took his belt away. Obie don't want any hangings.
 
2012-12-13 09:41:14 PM
I call BS. 25 years ago I could get LSD any day of the week and mescaline too. I haven't heard of one person doing either drug in at least 20 years. LSD is too labor intensive and complicated to manufacture on any scale unless you're a chem phd. Side note if someone knows this dude's LSD conection hit me up on trippinballs.gmail.com
 
2012-12-14 01:27:35 AM
lsd is the last drug that should be illegal
jesus christ it should be mandatory

weed out the idiots.

that being said, mipro is still better
more spiritual, sexy and less annoying.
 
2012-12-14 03:11:04 AM
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Oh the hazy memories.
 
2012-12-14 12:07:56 PM

Crazy Lee: "Woke up this morning with my head in my hands..."


come on... let's do it again!
 
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