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(Yahoo)   Nature's cruel Catch-22: The hotter a girl looks and sounds to you, the more likely you are to get her pregnant if your fark her   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 15
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2012-12-13 02:53:01 PM
4 votes:
So if I drink beer it makes the broads more fertile? Is there anything this miracle elixir can't do?
2012-12-13 11:58:20 AM
3 votes:

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Too bad condoms or vasectomies were never invented.



The acid in an ovulating vagina will burn through a condom in 2 seconds. It's science.
2012-12-13 12:23:47 PM
2 votes:

James!: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Too bad condoms or vasectomies were never invented.


The acid in an ovulating vagina will burn through a condom in 2 seconds. It's science.


Ha! Ha! Jokes on them... I'm done in one!
2012-12-13 12:23:01 PM
2 votes:

James!: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Too bad condoms or vasectomies were never invented.


The acid in an ovulating vagina will burn through a condom in 2 seconds. It's science.


That's why the ONLY 100% reliable method of Birth control is to tie the woman up or otherwise and beat and manhandle her, so he r body will think it's a legitmate rape and shut things down
2012-12-13 11:38:57 AM
2 votes:
So if you're trying to have kids and it's not working, it's because your husband doesn't find you attractive. Maybe you should go to the gym more.

I'm so evil.
2012-12-13 11:15:57 PM
1 votes:
uhhh, i'm pretty sure the more attractive and hot a girl appears to me, the LESS likely it is that I'm going to get her pregnant.
2012-12-13 05:21:08 PM
1 votes:
good
breed out the ugly ones
2012-12-13 04:33:34 PM
1 votes:
It is my understanding that hot chicks have mouths and buttholes.
2012-12-13 04:19:59 PM
1 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Fark her where? There are 2 other holes...3 if you believe it's there.


She told me she'd keep an eye out for me...
2012-12-13 03:22:32 PM
1 votes:

frepnog: meanmutton: As someone in his 30s who is actually trying to have a baby, the headline makes exactly zero sense.

That said -- we live in a time where there are a bazillion different forms of birth control, from barrier to hormonal to chemical methods plus readily available abortion and easy adoption options (we're a country with such a demand for babies to adopt that people spend years and tens of thousands of dollars to adopt them from other countries). If you don't want a baby, it's rather trivially easy NOT to have one.

the issue is two fold - the ignorant face barriers to education. the educated face farked up emotions and personality changes when on birth control. so you have one group that doesn't use it because they don't know any better and one group that would use it but hates how it makes you feel.

personally, I despise the woman that my wife becomes when she is on the pill. she is a totally different person and very much not the person I fell in love with.

birth control is great, but the hormone stuff creates people that are just not themselves.

and can we all agree that condoms suck? I would rather just jerk it.


Just put it in her pooper.
2012-12-13 03:21:27 PM
1 votes:

Arkanaut: James!: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Too bad condoms or vasectomies were never invented.


The acid in an ovulating vagina will burn through a condom in 2 seconds. It's science.

You should stop trying to fark the Alien Queen.



Don't tell me who to love.
2012-12-13 03:15:57 PM
1 votes:
Note the limited number of pregnancies your mom got despite all the action she gets on Fark.
2012-12-13 02:56:12 PM
1 votes:
Not if they take it in the back door, subby.
2012-12-13 01:04:12 PM
1 votes:
Girls who will actually have sex with you look more attractive, too
2012-12-13 11:10:55 AM
1 votes:
Thank heavens for my pregnancy fetish then.
 
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