darth_badger: I keep offering "Free Candy" but few people seem interested in my offer.
Godscrack: Because Christmas is all about reminding other people how poor they really are.
athyka: with intent to render such item(s) unfit to be reissued,
Jim from Saint Paul: You know why I'll never have something that nice happen to me?Because I feel kinda jealous every time I read about someone else having something like this happen for them.:-/
The Irresponsible Captain: I wish he took this thing on tour. $100 makes a big difference for some people.
Marcus Aurelius: Next year's headline: $100k gift recipient convicted of tax fraud, sentenced to 5-10 years in Federal prison.
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