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(Fox News)   Today's stolen driveway comes to you from RedDick, Florida   (foxnews.com) divider line 37
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2012-12-13 11:38:07 AM
www.sawxblog.com
 
2012-12-13 12:17:21 PM
So driveways are now targets for thieves? Man, FL never ceases to amaze terrify me.
 
2012-12-13 12:26:21 PM
Who steals pavers?
 
2012-12-13 01:03:05 PM
That''s impressive weirdness even for Florida.
 
2012-12-13 01:04:23 PM

SnarfVader: Who steals pavers?


They who are doing another job that requires pavers. Easy way to save.
 
2012-12-13 01:06:17 PM

SnarfVader: Who steals pavers?


wiki.eee.uci.edu
 
2012-12-13 01:09:33 PM

SnarfVader: Who steals pavers?


PAVER MAN - and he is taking them to be put to use for his nefarious plans
 
2012-12-13 01:09:42 PM

SnarfVader: Who steals pavers?


That depends on what type they are, some of them can run upwards of $25 or more per square foot, but typically they're pretty cheap, you'll spend more time cleaning them before you can re-install them to make it hardly worth the effort.
 
2012-12-13 01:09:50 PM
Pilfer your fellows brick road
 
2012-12-13 01:10:02 PM
Can't leave anything outside unless you nail it down.
Oh wait, pavers? never mind.
 
2012-12-13 01:11:22 PM
wow! I had a red dick in Florida once too!


/the doctor gave me some ointment.
 
2012-12-13 01:11:41 PM
All thieves are scum, no matter how petty the crime.
 
2012-12-13 01:12:20 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-13 01:12:38 PM

JohnCarter: SnarfVader: Who steals pavers?

PAVER MAN - and he is taking them to be put to use for his nefarious plans


lol.. currently listening to LOVERMAN (the metallica version) getting a kick....
 
2012-12-13 01:12:42 PM
I heard Subby's Mom love's RedDick
 
2012-12-13 01:13:40 PM

SnarfVader: Who steals pavers?


The homey of someone who died stealing metal from a cell tower or power line.
 
2012-12-13 01:15:27 PM
Better yet who has a driveway made with pavers and manages to not violate any HOA statutes.
 
2012-12-13 01:15:41 PM
That's why you use polymeric sand to lock in the pavers.
 
2012-12-13 01:16:22 PM
I answered an ad on ALT com from a woman looking for red dick (I'm native american)

turned out she wanted a dog.

Dogs use the internet?

I thought only kittahs, did.
 
2012-12-13 01:19:38 PM

theresnothinglft: Better yet who has a driveway made with pavers and manages to not violate any HOA statutes.


It's Florida. There are a lot of oyster shell driveways down here. And in most places, it's open season on HOAs.
 
2012-12-13 01:26:02 PM
Next step in cunning plan: steal a garage.
 
2012-12-13 01:29:20 PM
Today's stolen driveway comes to you from RedDick, Florida
www.floridamemory.com
 
2012-12-13 01:31:34 PM
media.comicvine.com
 
2012-12-13 01:35:07 PM

theresnothinglft: Better yet who has a driveway made with pavers and manages to not violate any HOA statutes.


Many of us don't live in HOA-governed suburban hellholes.

I'd like a side-by-side driveway -- but my front yard is only 20' deep from sidewalk to the front of the porch, with eleven feet on either side of the house to the property lines. A suburban hellhole would have at least provided more space for a decent driveway. Ahh well.
 
2012-12-13 01:47:33 PM
991.com
 
2012-12-13 01:48:31 PM

SnarfVader: Who steals pavers?


This guy who got run over by a cop car. Link
 
2012-12-13 02:01:48 PM
The nickname of every nudist colony in Florida.
 
2012-12-13 02:03:06 PM
Today's stolen driveway comes to you from RedDick, Florida

You can't beat that.
 
2012-12-13 02:08:43 PM
I wish someone would steal my driveway.

But I don't think someone would want a worn out asphalt driveway.
 
2012-12-13 02:15:04 PM

C0rf: theresnothinglft: Better yet who has a driveway made with pavers and manages to not violate any HOA statutes.

Many of us don't live in HOA-governed suburban hellholes.

I'd like a side-by-side driveway -- but my front yard is only 20' deep from sidewalk to the front of the porch, with eleven feet on either side of the house to the property lines. A suburban hellhole would have at least provided more space for a decent driveway. Ahh well.


I guess if you're not in a HOA zone then yes you could have a paver driveway. I googled it and they look really nice compared to the normal asphalt you usually get. I didn't see many paver driveways where I grew up and ones that I did see were on richer looking houses.
 
2012-12-13 02:15:53 PM
that driveway really tied the yard together.
 
2012-12-13 02:48:33 PM
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"Maybe I should've stuck with just red dick"
 
2012-12-13 03:13:06 PM
cdn.walyou.com

Been there, don't have the t-shirt.
 
2012-12-13 05:14:59 PM
img15.echo.cx
 
2012-12-13 05:37:34 PM
Dudemanbro: You just beat me. All I could think about when reading the article was Ricky and Julian paving the driveway with hash. Classic.
 
2012-12-13 06:09:42 PM

jojomac: Dudemanbro: You just beat me. All I could think about when reading the article was Ricky and Julian paving the driveway with hash. Classic.


And you both beat me!

/Came for TPB
//Leaving satisfied I didn't have to hotlink
 
2012-12-13 06:49:19 PM
"Rickey, you're not smoking 'foot hash' are ya?"
 
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