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(WYFF 4 Greenville)   It's a funny prank - until you get caught and your picture is in the news next to this headline   (wyff4.com) divider line 52
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2012-12-13 11:17:22 AM
And then picked up by Fark ....
 
2012-12-13 12:17:37 PM
That's not a man, that's Frodo Baggins!
 
2012-12-13 12:50:13 PM
www.wpclipart.com

"Tell me about it."
 
2012-12-13 01:34:56 PM
When did shoplifting become a funny prank? I thought it was a crime.
 
2012-12-13 01:35:17 PM
When you click the provided "view large" button the image displayed is not any larger.
 
2012-12-13 01:35:22 PM
Is that picture of the thief or the doll?
 
2012-12-13 01:35:25 PM

DjangoStonereaver: [www.wpclipart.com image 247x353]

"Tell me about it."


I swear to god that looks like a DI I had the displeasure of meeting.
 
2012-12-13 01:35:32 PM
 
2012-12-13 01:40:08 PM
A Blow Mylie doll?? hahahahaha
 
2012-12-13 01:40:52 PM
And by "prank" he means having sex with a blow up toy/.
 
2012-12-13 01:42:10 PM
I'm sorry - was the child born without any hands? No access to lotion?
 
2012-12-13 01:44:40 PM
Dude, the song is " Dick in the Box."
 
2012-12-13 01:45:04 PM
Stolen item is question:

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-13 01:46:38 PM

TheOther: Is that picture of the thief or the doll?


Snert.

The real crime was getting caught.
 
2012-12-13 01:47:42 PM
That guy's gonna be passed around like a joint at a Grateful Dead concert.
 
2012-12-13 01:47:44 PM
Is it secret? Is it safe?
 
2012-12-13 01:52:12 PM
www.wyff4.com

If he's 22, next year should be his 5th high school reunion. Wonder if he'll show.
 
2012-12-13 01:52:55 PM
The employee said Greene passed all points of sale without trying to pay for it.

It was a Spencer's. So they mean he passed all one of the points of sale?
 
2012-12-13 01:55:14 PM
Such a pretty girl.
 
2012-12-13 01:55:27 PM
Was it for Billy Ray?
 
2012-12-13 01:56:25 PM
Is that James O'Keefe's little brother?
 
2012-12-13 01:57:40 PM
Now available, the life-like Blow Miley doll with realistic camel toe.
Order while supplies last!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-13 01:58:29 PM
img.allvoices.com
 
2012-12-13 01:58:37 PM

FlippityFlap: A Blow Mylie doll?? hahahahaha


Yep. 

lipsofshame.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-13 02:04:58 PM

CruiserTwelve: When did shoplifting become a funny prank? I thought it was a crime.


THIS. No prank, just theft.

P.S. How much anyone want to bet that the kid stole the doll more because he was embarrassed to want one, rather than inability/unwillingness to pay.
 
2012-12-13 02:06:56 PM

DjangoStonereaver: midgetpornguy.jpg Tell me about it."


heh heh...it's been a long time since that pic was shown here.

+1
 
2012-12-13 02:08:31 PM
It would have been funnier if he had been shot like that dude shoplifting vodka in Colorado...
 
2012-12-13 02:11:52 PM

ReapTheChaos: FlippityFlap: A Blow Mylie doll?? hahahahaha

Yep. 

[lipsofshame.files.wordpress.com image 579x750]


I find that disgusting. I mean, come on, no Oxford comma. Are we animals?
 
2012-12-13 02:13:38 PM
Funny prank?! Did you just say funny prank? He was gonna fark it!
 
2012-12-13 02:14:13 PM
Is it just me or does that guy look like the star of the 80's movie "Soul Man"?
 
2012-12-13 02:15:45 PM

blatz514: [img.allvoices.com image 609x480]


I keep thinking the pink star at her elbow is them trying to emphasis some exotic new entry point.
 
2012-12-13 02:26:01 PM

ObscureNameHere: Is it just me or does that guy look like the star of the 80's movie "Soul Man"?


And I was thinking Frodo.....
 
2012-12-13 02:27:13 PM

DaCaptain19: CruiserTwelve: When did shoplifting become a funny prank? I thought it was a crime.

THIS. No prank, just theft.

P.S. How much anyone want to bet that the kid stole the doll more because he was embarrassed to want one, rather than inability/unwillingness to pay.


No kidding. Pranks are done as a joke. Shoplifting is just stealing. Not funny.
 
2012-12-13 02:30:46 PM

Nothing To See Here: Dude, the song is " Dick in the Box."


www.4ump3.com
 
2012-12-13 02:44:06 PM

bmwericus: ObscureNameHere: Is it just me or does that guy look like the star of the 80's movie "Soul Man"?

And I was thinking Frodo.....


That works too, even worse when you rip actual lines from the movies and re-arrange them...

Samwise: "Mr. Frodo?...... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Frodo: "I'm giving it to you!"
Samwise: "No, Mr. Frodo, it's all wrong!"
Frodo: "TAKE IT!"
Samwise: "Yer 'opeless!"
Frodo: "I'm glad you're with me Sam."
Samwise: "I think I'm getting the hang of this..."
 
2012-12-13 02:46:28 PM

Nothing To See Here: Dude, the song is " Dick in the Box."


"Be My Girl" by The Police
 
2012-12-13 02:46:50 PM

CruiserTwelve: When did shoplifting become a funny prank? I thought it was a crime.


When all you have is a hammer...
 
2012-12-13 03:01:00 PM

TheOther: Is that picture of the thief or the doll?


I had the same thought.
 
2012-12-13 03:03:24 PM

DaCaptain19: CruiserTwelve: When did shoplifting become a funny prank? I thought it was a crime.

THIS. No prank, just theft.

P.S. How much anyone want to bet that the kid stole the doll more because he was embarrassed to want one, rather than inability/unwillingness to pay.


Somebody should tell that kid about online shopping.
 
2012-12-13 03:17:55 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-13 03:22:35 PM
Poor Harry Potter, lost his magic and needs a fapper :(
 
2012-12-13 03:29:28 PM
How is this a prank suby?
 
2012-12-13 03:34:33 PM

corronchilejano: How is this a prank suby?


Well, when the store goes to do inventory and they realize they're off by one inflatable doll, whoa! Hahahah! Then the joke's really on them, right? Comic gold right there!
 
2012-12-13 03:42:09 PM

Fear the Clam: [www.wyff4.com image 320x180]

If he's 22, next year should be his 5th high school reunion. Wonder if he'll show.


Who the hell has a 5th year reunion?
 
2012-12-13 03:52:11 PM

Erix: corronchilejano: How is this a prank suby?

Well, when the store goes to do inventory and they realize they're off by one inflatable doll, whoa! Hahahah! Then the joke's really on them, right? Comic gold right there!


Oh wow, lololololololololol, roflcopter all the way!
 
2012-12-13 03:58:19 PM

DaCaptain19: CruiserTwelve: When did shoplifting become a funny prank? I thought it was a crime.

THIS. No prank, just theft.

P.S. How much anyone want to bet that the kid stole the doll more because he was embarrassed to want one, rather than inability/unwillingness to pay.


Too bad he hasn't heard of the internet - I hear you can buy almost anything there....
 
2012-12-13 04:03:42 PM

blatz514: [img.allvoices.com image 609x480]


Thanks for the NSFW photo, blatz.
 
2012-12-13 04:13:12 PM
Harry Potter has really fallen on hard times.
 
2012-12-13 05:06:57 PM

ReapTheChaos: FlippityFlap: A Blow Mylie doll?? hahahahaha

Yep. 

[lipsofshame.files.wordpress.com image 579x750]


A box in a box? Sweet.
 
2012-12-14 12:59:10 AM
*looks at photo*

A prank. Riiiight.
 
2012-12-14 07:02:12 AM
www.wyff4.com

imgix.8tracks.com
 
2012-12-14 08:26:11 AM

SkunkWerks: [www.wyff4.com image 320x180]

[imgix.8tracks.com image 521x521]


+1 internetz for you good sir.
 
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