occamswrist: And if the world doesn't end on the 21st, I have a calendar that shows Dec 31, 2012 as the last day so maybe the world will end that day instead.
nekom: hahaha oh my, that site is still up? Was it 2003 they predicted the pole shift? Trouble times indeed. I wonder what would happen if she had Time Cube guy's baby.
divgradcurl: dittybopper: vygramul: I look forward to the awkward news conference when they announce they found the asteroid that's going to hit us.Ellie?somebody get morgan freeman on the phone!!! we'll need his calming voice in the ensuing panic.
Rev. Skarekroe: starsrift: The sun will end long before the Earth does, barring a random massive meteor strike that shreds the planet.Won't the sun consume the earth when it goes red giant?
Occam's Taser: I'm not worried. I have a plan.[2.bp.blogspot.com image 648x364]
vodka: This is the same NASA that believes in Global Warming?
vygramul: I look forward to the awkward news conference when they announce they found the asteroid that's going to hit us.
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Then explain to me why I saw Buzz Aldrin with a whole CART full of Apocalypse Chow at Sam's Club yesterday!
Swoop1809: One of my coworkers said his wife believes the world is going to end on the 21st. He said she's been buying up canned food and has 50 gallon drums of water in the basement. She thinks everything is going to break down and everyone will be put in death camps or something. His words were "I am living with a nut case, but she has a gun now so I don't say anything"She is also a cat rescuer so they have 20 cats. I have no idea how he puts up with her
tommyl66: Diogenes: Reminds me of my time traveling back and forth to DC...You were time traveling to DC and never killed off Nixon or warned Lincoln not to go to the play? Thanks for nothin!
probesport: Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
WhippingBoy: some guy on the internet sent her an e-mail saying that the Mayans forgot to include leap years
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: James!: Of course they'd say that. They don't want us to panic. It's just like how the Nazis told their prisoners that they were about to get a shower. /Did he just bring Hitler into this?I... I did not think it possible to Godwin this thread.
Diogenes: Why would I listen to those government-controlled eggheads when I can listen to Nancy Lieder, who talks with aliens?
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