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2012-12-13 08:52:47 AM
i.livescience.com

Hawt. 
 
2012-12-13 09:30:05 AM
"Male gay sex turns females on"? Yaoi kazowee!
 
2012-12-13 09:36:53 AM
rodonline.typepad.com
 
2012-12-13 09:38:15 AM

Snarfangel: "Male gay sex turns females on"? Yaoi kazowee!


I once casually dated a girl who wanted me to go gay in front of her. Not a MMF threesome, but full-on ghey.

Difficulty: I'm not gay.

I suppose that women are just as attracted to gay male scenes as most men are to lesbians (the lipstick variety, anyway). Nothing wrong with it. I'm just not a fan of man-ass. Yet women begrudgingly going gay for their men seems far more common then men doing the same. Probably the last vestigial remains of male domination in heterosexual relationships. I personally find it creepy.
 
2012-12-13 09:56:53 AM

dickfreckle: Snarfangel: "Male gay sex turns females on"? Yaoi kazowee!

I once casually dated a girl who wanted me to go gay in front of her. Not a MMF threesome, but full-on ghey.

Difficulty: I'm not gay.

I suppose that women are just as attracted to gay male scenes as most men are to lesbians (the lipstick variety, anyway). Nothing wrong with it. I'm just not a fan of man-ass. Yet women begrudgingly going gay for their men seems far more common then men doing the same. Probably the last vestigial remains of male domination in heterosexual relationships. I personally find it creepy.


I don't know, just looking back on conversations with men and women I know, I'd say that the proportion of women who are turned on by male-on-male sex is miniscule compared to the proportion of men who are turned on by female-on-female sex. I'm sure there are some studies on the subject, but I'm not willing to Google it.

I'm sure we'll have definitive results by the end of this thread though.
 
2012-12-13 09:57:51 AM
static.tvfanatic.com

"I thought you said he was dead"
"no, I said he sleeps with the fishies...."

jaylectricity: [rodonline.typepad.com image 370x256]


Is that a "simpsons did it" moment?
 
2012-12-13 10:00:35 AM

dickfreckle: Snarfangel: "Male gay sex turns females on"? Yaoi kazowee!

I once casually dated a girl who wanted me to go gay in front of her. Not a MMF threesome, but full-on ghey.


I had a girlfriend try to impress me by making out with another girl at a party once. Didn't really work. I unno, most of the things I like to watch in porn aren't that exciting in real life, with people you care about.
 
2012-12-13 10:00:37 AM

BigSnatch: dickfreckle: Snarfangel: "Male gay sex turns females on"? Yaoi kazowee!

I once casually dated a girl who wanted me to go gay in front of her. Not a MMF threesome, but full-on ghey.

Difficulty: I'm not gay.

I suppose that women are just as attracted to gay male scenes as most men are to lesbians (the lipstick variety, anyway). Nothing wrong with it. I'm just not a fan of man-ass. Yet women begrudgingly going gay for their men seems far more common then men doing the same. Probably the last vestigial remains of male domination in heterosexual relationships. I personally find it creepy.

I don't know, just looking back on conversations with men and women I know, I'd say that the proportion of women who are turned on by male-on-male sex is miniscule compared to the proportion of men who are turned on by female-on-female sex. I'm sure there are some studies on the subject, but I'm not willing to Google it.

I'm sure we'll have definitive results by the end of this thread though.


It has been my experience that the number of women turned on by male-on-male sexual encounters is much lower than the number of men turned on by female-on-female sex.
 
2012-12-13 10:04:51 AM

Cythraul: It has been my experience that the number of women turned on by male-on-male sexual encounters is much lower than the number of men turned on by female-on-female sex.


I've met more lesbians than not who say they like to watch gay male porn. I don't get that...
 
2012-12-13 10:05:08 AM

serial_crusher: Is that a "simpsons did it" moment?


It's Kanye West...he likes fish dicks.
 
2012-12-13 10:10:53 AM

serial_crusher: "no, I said he sleeps with the fishies...."


Came for Troy McClure. I remember him from episodes of the Simpsons.

/leaving satisfied
 
2012-12-13 10:49:32 AM

thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: It has been my experience that the number of women turned on by male-on-male sexual encounters is much lower than the number of men turned on by female-on-female sex.

I've met more lesbians than not who say they like to watch gay male porn. I don't get that...


That would confuse me as well.
 
2012-12-13 11:01:40 AM

serial_crusher: dickfreckle: Snarfangel: "Male gay sex turns females on"? Yaoi kazowee!

I once casually dated a girl who wanted me to go gay in front of her. Not a MMF threesome, but full-on ghey.

I had a girlfriend try to impress me by making out with another girl at a party once. Didn't really work. I unno, most of the things I like to watch in porn aren't that exciting in real life, with people you care about.



I had a girlfriend do that once, but it wasn't at a party.

Then they let me join in.


I LIKED IT!!!!!
 
2012-12-13 11:21:55 AM

Cythraul: thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: It has been my experience that the number of women turned on by male-on-male sexual encounters is much lower than the number of men turned on by female-on-female sex.

I've met more lesbians than not who say they like to watch gay male porn. I don't get that...

That would confuse me as well.


I never got why lesbians would use those realistic looking flesh colored dildos. Admittedly, I've only seen them using those in porn though, so it might be a nonissue.
 
2012-12-13 11:42:28 AM

serial_crusher: Cythraul: thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: It has been my experience that the number of women turned on by male-on-male sexual encounters is much lower than the number of men turned on by female-on-female sex.

I've met more lesbians than not who say they like to watch gay male porn. I don't get that...

That would confuse me as well.

I never got why lesbians would use those realistic looking flesh colored dildos. Admittedly, I've only seen them using those in porn though, so it might be a nonissue.


Yeah. You'd think they'd use sex devices shaped like two fingers (well manicured, with painted nails), or maybe a tongue.
 
2012-12-13 12:28:31 PM

jaylectricity:


Yup, first thought was this
 
2012-12-13 12:29:16 PM

Cythraul: It has been my experience that the number of women turned on by _______________ is much lower than the number of men turned on by __________________.


Pretty much true for any comparable items you fill the blanks with.
 
2012-12-13 12:34:47 PM
Some female animals are known to show a preference for mating with males they had observed coupling with other females in a phenomenon known as "mate choice copying".

Oh ok that's what this sounded like. Sensational headline, but it's just an unusual extension of well-known behavior.
 
2012-12-13 12:36:03 PM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-13 12:37:06 PM
img585.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-13 12:37:34 PM
Cue scientifically accurate Finding Nemo Yaoi fanfiction in 3...2...1..
 
2012-12-13 12:37:40 PM

serial_crusher: I unno, most of the things I like to watch in porn aren't that exciting in real life, with people you care about.


Yeah... reality sucks sometimes. Oh well, at least we have people to care about.
 
2012-12-13 12:39:15 PM
This explains "slash" pairings in fanfiction. Also, fish and gay sex made me think of this for some reason...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-13 12:40:25 PM

serial_crusher: most of the things I like to watch in porn aren't that exciting in real life, with people you care about.


There's your problem. Gotta do it with strangers.
 
2012-12-13 12:41:00 PM

Cythraul: thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: It has been my experience that the number of women turned on by male-on-male sexual encounters is much lower than the number of men turned on by female-on-female sex.

I've met more lesbians than not who say they like to watch gay male porn. I don't get that...

That would confuse me as well.


Training purposes for when they break out the dildos? Me, I don't know.
 
2012-12-13 12:41:16 PM
It works for two of my exes, too.

And wouldn't you know, female gay sex turns men on as well!

I think we're on to something here.
 
2012-12-13 12:41:23 PM
CSB time.
When I was still married, my then wife wanted to surprise me with a porn video she had picked up. She doesn't let me look at the cover and it had already been partially watched, so I didn't see the title. The scene I'm watching has some dude that's supposed to be a vampire, getting it on with some girl in a bathroom. I'm thinking ok cool. Dude bends her over the counter in the bathroom and goes to town and another dude walks in. I'm thinking "Ok, they're going to double team the chick." Boy was I wrong... 2nd dude positions himself behind guy #1 and starts farking him while dude 1 is farking the girl. I ask wtf that shiat was and she shows me the box labeled "Vam-bi-res". So I ask why in the world she thought I'd want to watch that and she says, "Well, it gets me really hot so I figured you'd like it too." She eventually collected a number of porn vids that had male on male sex, all the while telling me it gets her hot.

/no that wasn't one of the reasons we divorced
 
2012-12-13 12:41:35 PM
So dudes are having gay sex in fish? Damn you Obama.
 
2012-12-13 12:43:57 PM
Gotta love how news outlets keep coming up with new ways to redirect search traffic to get anyone to read their articles. I guess they're about to get some gay traffic fairly soon :)
 
2012-12-13 12:44:05 PM
I also had a girlfriend who was turned on like mad by guy-on-guy (and sometimes more guys) sex. Meh, didn't bug me at all.
 
2012-12-13 12:47:55 PM

zarberg: I also had a girlfriend who was turned on like mad by guy-on-guy (and sometimes more guys) sex. Meh, didn't bug me at all.


You've been better ending "it buggered me a bit, but I got over it".
 
2012-12-13 12:48:33 PM

serial_crusher: dickfreckle: Snarfangel: "Male gay sex turns females on"? Yaoi kazowee!

I once casually dated a girl who wanted me to go gay in front of her. Not a MMF threesome, but full-on ghey.

I had a girlfriend try to impress me by making out with another girl at a party once. Didn't really work. I unno, most of the things I like to watch in porn aren't that exciting in real life, with people you care about.


Perhaps because pleasuring your loved one isn't a spectator sport? Yeah I know a few people get off on watching, but it sort of falls under, "hey that's my job!" in the back of your mind if nothing else.
 
2012-12-13 12:50:52 PM
Cythraul: [i.livescience.com image 360x240]

Hawt.


Moist clams.
 
2012-12-13 12:51:41 PM
i102.photobucket.com 

/GIS_for_sexy_fish
 
2012-12-13 12:52:38 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: CSB time.
When I was still married, my then wife wanted to surprise me with a porn video she had picked up. She doesn't let me look at the cover and it had already been partially watched, so I didn't see the title. The scene I'm watching has some dude that's supposed to be a vampire, getting it on with some girl in a bathroom. I'm thinking ok cool. Dude bends her over the counter in the bathroom and goes to town and another dude walks in. I'm thinking "Ok, they're going to double team the chick." Boy was I wrong... 2nd dude positions himself behind guy #1 and starts farking him while dude 1 is farking the girl. I ask wtf that shiat was and she shows me the box labeled "Vam-bi-res". So I ask why in the world she thought I'd want to watch that and she says, "Well, it gets me really hot so I figured you'd like it too." She eventually collected a number of porn vids that had male on male sex, all the while telling me it gets her hot.

/no that wasn't one of the reasons we divorced


She wanted to peg you, but was afraid to ask.
 
2012-12-13 12:53:36 PM
The homosexual agenda strikes again!
 
2012-12-13 12:56:49 PM
Is this how line dancing came about?
 
2012-12-13 12:57:08 PM
My wife writes erotica (classy porn), and one of the biggest sellers right now is man on man. And not just to gay men, but lots of women too. I guess if it's too hunky studs doing it rather than a couple of big, fat, hairy truckers, it'll sell.
 
2012-12-13 12:57:43 PM
I blame David Bowie
 
2012-12-13 01:04:43 PM

LeroyBourne: Dingleberry Dickwad: CSB time.
When I was still married, my then wife wanted to surprise me with a porn video she had picked up. She doesn't let me look at the cover and it had already been partially watched, so I didn't see the title. The scene I'm watching has some dude that's supposed to be a vampire, getting it on with some girl in a bathroom. I'm thinking ok cool. Dude bends her over the counter in the bathroom and goes to town and another dude walks in. I'm thinking "Ok, they're going to double team the chick." Boy was I wrong... 2nd dude positions himself behind guy #1 and starts farking him while dude 1 is farking the girl. I ask wtf that shiat was and she shows me the box labeled "Vam-bi-res". So I ask why in the world she thought I'd want to watch that and she says, "Well, it gets me really hot so I figured you'd like it too." She eventually collected a number of porn vids that had male on male sex, all the while telling me it gets her hot.

/no that wasn't one of the reasons we divorced

She wanted to peg you, but was afraid to ask.


Csb time:

A while ago; a friend of a friend got married. And at the bachelor party; one of his friends let slip that his (the guy getting married) girlfriend had a strap on. I was like; oh, she likes to fark girls or something? That was not the case. It was for the guy getting married.

o_O

/ that's something you never unhear
 
2012-12-13 01:05:30 PM

Mega Steve: My wife writes erotica


I thought about doing that. She make a living?
 
2012-12-13 01:06:42 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: She eventually collected a number of porn vids that had male on male sex, all the while telling me it gets her hot.

/no that wasn't one of the reasons we divorced


Is there a problem with her collecting videos that she found arousing? I'm a little confused by what you are complaining about. Do you feel couples can only have porn they both find hot? Or she shouldn't have showed you something you didn't find hot?
 
2012-12-13 01:07:33 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: It has been my experience that the number of women turned on by male-on-male sexual encounters is much lower than the number of men turned on by female-on-female sex.

I've met more lesbians than not who say they like to watch gay male porn. I don't get that...



I must add this to my list of "Questions to ask lesbians"
 
2012-12-13 01:08:22 PM
CSB:


I'm in the process of setting up a 3some with my ex bf of 4 years with my now gf and hopefully future wife. She is busting at the seems in anticipation and given it's been about 6 years since I sucked dick, so am I.

Extra crap you probably don't care about that gives context :

There's the misconception it seems in popular culture that people are either one of two types : traditional and closed, or open and poly-all-over-the-place. For us, and this situation, it is much more in the middle. While without a doubt bi, I've dated less overall than friends of either hetero-gender type, my ex is super monogomous and rarely dates, and the gf is somewhere along that 'I like girls and enjoy there bodies but don't think I would want to live with one forever because I love dick' type flavors who is ready to settle down and be a homebody with me.

My girlfriend is mad crazy about the idea of seeing me with a guy, and while not being able to act on them would not be a deal killer, the fact that she accepts me for who I am, have done, and am inside is wonderful. We're both very protective of each other and I could never imagine a full 'swinger' life, ie: we have NO interest in personal sites, swap meets, etc. But to be able to act on fantasies while mutually getting enjoyment and giving enjoyment to each other, on occasion within a safe, trusting situation...and it turns her on? As someone mentioned there can be the mild 'hey thats my job' feeling but it's about being over that, and about her enjoying herself. Just because I'm not in her doesn't mean I can't assist ;)
 
2012-12-13 01:09:50 PM

iheartscotch: Csb time:

A while ago; a friend of a friend got married. And at the bachelor party; one of his friends let slip that his (the guy getting married) girlfriend had a strap on. I was like; oh, she likes to fark girls or something? That was not the case. It was for the guy getting married.


I once made the mistake of being the "time to start dating again" guy for a woman who'd gone through a messy divorce with an adulterer.

Yep, learned the same horrible thing, except that she hated doing it and he insisted, so she would play along. It's true. What has been heard can not be unheard.
 
2012-12-13 01:12:10 PM

vd61: CSB:


Good luck. Sounds like an ideal situation, but there's always the risk of an unexpected emotional reaction causing problems. Hope it works for you.
 
2012-12-13 01:12:24 PM
What about fish/duck lipped girls?
 
2012-12-13 01:18:23 PM

mazzz: Mega Steve: My wife writes erotica

I thought about doing that. She make a living?


God, yes, Yes, YES!!!
 
2012-12-13 01:23:16 PM
do u like fish dicks
 
2012-12-13 01:23:30 PM
Swordtail females will turn male if there are no other males in the school. It was always funny to see because the ones that are born male are smaller and thinner than the females then one day you've got this big fat male and you're like like hey where did you come from? Oh, it's Kris now. Got it. Don't hurt me.
 
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