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(Talking Points Memo)   Christie: I'm not too heavy to run for President. Just look at Taft, he got stuck in the goddamn bathtub, I'll just use the shower   ( divider line
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2012-12-13 11:02:07 AM  
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Tommy Moo: I've said it before and I'll say it again: Christie is the only Republican I'm afraid of in 2016. The GOP would be very smart to nominate him.

I can see it now, clip after clip of Christie being an asshole to constituents being looped on MSNBC.
2012-12-13 10:55:59 AM  
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djkutch: I'd vote for Christie, but I'm against big government.

Can't stop giggling
2012-12-13 10:27:23 AM  
1 vote:
Eh, whatever...

Is Fat Boy going to run as a Republican?

Then there's no way in hell he's getting a vote from regardless of how healthy he is.

No one associated with the GOP in anyway will get a vote from me for the foreseeable future.
2012-12-13 09:09:36 AM  
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FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...

If you and I are ever out walking, and you get hurt and need to go to the hospital, and I'm the only person for miles around who has a phone to call for help, I'lll use my phone to order a pizza.
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