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(Talking Points Memo)   Christie: I'm not too heavy to run for President. Just look at Taft, he got stuck in the goddamn bathtub, I'll just use the shower   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 87
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2012-12-13 08:44:51 AM
i2.listal.com

/oblig
 
2012-12-13 09:03:14 AM
Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...
 
2012-12-13 09:09:36 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...


If you and I are ever out walking, and you get hurt and need to go to the hospital, and I'm the only person for miles around who has a phone to call for help, I'lll use my phone to order a pizza.
 
2012-12-13 09:11:02 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...


Go on...
 
2012-12-13 09:27:53 AM
Its a problem, but not in the way people are properly thinking about it. Do we really need a President where we worry about that high of a chance of a heart attack? That high stress plus weight is all but guaranteed.
 
2012-12-13 09:41:04 AM

GAT_00: Its a problem, but not in the way people are properly thinking about it. Do we really need a President where we worry about that high of a chance of a heart attack? That high stress plus weight is all but guaranteed.


Precisely. His weight doesn't disqualify him in terms of the duties. But it may very well disqualify him in terms of the life.
 
2012-12-13 10:05:59 AM
 
2012-12-13 10:13:47 AM

FloydA: FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...

If you and I are ever out walking, and you get hurt and need to go to the hospital, and I'm the only person for miles around who has a phone to call for help, I'lll use my phone to order a pizza.


Jesus, dude. I've always liked you but that was harsh as all hell.

/stealing it
 
2012-12-13 10:16:18 AM

Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...

Go on...


Fark is not your personal elephant erotica site.
 
2012-12-13 10:16:33 AM

dickfreckle: FloydA: FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...

If you and I are ever out walking, and you get hurt and need to go to the hospital, and I'm the only person for miles around who has a phone to call for help, I'lll use my phone to order a pizza.

Jesus, dude. I've always liked you but that was harsh as all hell.

/stealing it


I've always been partial to "I wouldn't piss in your mouth if your tongue was on fire"
 
2012-12-13 10:16:47 AM

GAT_00: Its a problem, but not in the way people are properly thinking about it. Do we really need a President where we worry about that high of a chance of a heart attack? That high stress plus weight is all but guaranteed.


Most heartily agree.
The VP pick would be heavily scrutinized then. It would be McCain all over again with weight supplanting age. The question is whether Christie/the GOP will have learned enough from the Palin debacle to not let history repeat.
 
2012-12-13 10:17:28 AM

ManateeGag: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...

Go on...

Fark is not your personal elephant erotica site.


You've never been in a Michael Moore thread, I see.
 
2012-12-13 10:18:36 AM

ManateeGag: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...

Go on...

Fark is not your personal elephant erotica site.


What about Manatees?
 
2012-12-13 10:22:36 AM

GAT_00: Its a problem, but not in the way people are properly thinking about it. Do we really need a President where we worry about that high of a chance of a heart attack? That high stress plus weight is all but guaranteed.


Just look at Obama - he was reasonably fit and youthful-looking when he got into office, and he's aged tremendously.

Christie needs to lose weight. It would do wonders for his image.
 
2012-12-13 10:23:39 AM
He can't court the base anyhow. Unless GOP politics makes a radical shift in the next couple of years, he's stuck in Jersey.
 
2012-12-13 10:24:15 AM
i123.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-13 10:24:45 AM

GAT_00: Its a problem, but not in the way people are properly thinking about it. Do we really need a President where we worry about that high of a chance of a heart attack? That high stress plus weight is all but guaranteed.


This. The before-and-after pictures of modern Presidents are striking.
 
2012-12-13 10:27:23 AM
Eh, whatever...

Is Fat Boy going to run as a Republican?

Then there's no way in hell he's getting a vote from regardless of how healthy he is.

No one associated with the GOP in anyway will get a vote from me for the foreseeable future.
 
2012-12-13 10:29:08 AM
Former fattie's opinion here:

Christie is definitely a stress-eater. Most presidents just age quickly with the stress of the office (Reagan being the exception since he didn't always know he was in office), but Christie would just hit the waffles until he explodes.
 
2012-12-13 10:31:11 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...


i78.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-13 10:31:19 AM
You just know that President Christie would bring back Twinkies.
 
2012-12-13 10:37:40 AM
I'd vote for Christie, but I'm against big government.
 
2012-12-13 10:37:56 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...


The world's first and only Presidental bear fantasy.
 
2012-12-13 10:39:22 AM

verbaltoxin: FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...

The world's first and only Presidental bear fantasy.


No Teddy Roosevelt/Ulysses S Grant fantasy?
 
2012-12-13 10:42:59 AM
He ain't heavy, he's the gov'nor. Link
 
2012-12-13 10:46:00 AM

djkutch: I'd vote for Christie, but I'm against big government.


Nice.
i29.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-13 10:48:14 AM

djkutch: I'd vote for Christie, but I'm against big government.


This bears repeating.
 
2012-12-13 10:51:01 AM

ManateeGag: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...

Go on...

Fark is not your personal elephant erotica site.


Don't ruin my fun.
 
2012-12-13 10:53:03 AM

MrPenny: djkutch: I'd vote for Christie, but I'm against big government.

This bears repeating.


Whale, I liked it too.
 
2012-12-13 10:55:59 AM

djkutch: I'd vote for Christie, but I'm against big government.


Can't stop giggling
 
2012-12-13 10:56:50 AM

Wicked Chinchilla: The question is whether Christie/the GOP will have learned enough from the Palin debacle to not let history repeat.


I don't like Christie, but I have enough respect for his intelligence to know that he didn't learn anything from Palin. You can't learn something you already know.
 
2012-12-13 10:59:53 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Christie is the only Republican I'm afraid of in 2016. The GOP would be very smart to nominate him.
 
2012-12-13 11:02:07 AM

Tommy Moo: I've said it before and I'll say it again: Christie is the only Republican I'm afraid of in 2016. The GOP would be very smart to nominate him.


I can see it now, clip after clip of Christie being an asshole to constituents being looped on MSNBC.
 
2012-12-13 11:03:57 AM
I've been watching with great amusement the Republican party send up Presidential candidates that appeared to be designed to lose, if you assume that Republicans are "traditional white Christian family values" people.

OR, if you don't assume that, candidates that are designed to shout "It's not the 1950s anymore!"

Which, oddly, means putting up for the grand prize people that showcase the racial, religious, and gender equality that they themselves fought AGAINST in the 1950s.

Gov. Christie would actually be a relatively normal candidate that reflects the demographics of the most vocal part of the Republican base, being white and fat...right up to the point where he gladly accepted help if it was offered, says the GOP, which made him a RINO.
 
2012-12-13 11:04:39 AM
Only about 150 more pounds to go and he will be 2016.
 
2012-12-13 11:07:03 AM
And here we go. We all knew this was going to happen, the 'real' GOP candidates coming out at last. Christie is only the first and I really think he jumped the gun, not waiting until Jan 1st and the results of the fiscal cliff.

I'm thinking that the rest of them are still watching the fiscal cliff mess and waiting to see how it turns out and how the public reacts and whom they blame...
 
2012-12-13 11:12:51 AM

schubie: Only about 150 more pounds to go and he will be 2016.


...And then he gets to trade in a boring old bus for a sweet heavy forklift to take him from campaign stop to campaign stop.
 
2012-12-13 11:25:24 AM

keylock71: schubie: Only about 150 more pounds to go and he will be 2016.

...And then he gets to trade in a boring old bus for a sweet heavy forklift to take him from campaign stop to campaign stop.


Perhaps by the time 2016 arrives, a technology will be developed to assist in Mr. Christie's campaign travel plans:

i78.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-13 11:26:05 AM
Justice Brewer of the Supreme Court said that "Taft is the politest man in Washington; the other day he gave up his seat in a street-car to three ladies."

cdn.niketalk.com
 
2012-12-13 11:32:54 AM
Taft was a big guy for sure but you wouldn't even glance in his cart if you saw him at a grocery store today. It reminds me of The Bob Newhart Show I saw the other day from 1974 which featured Bob's weightloss support group and they were all downright svelte. None nearly semi-Christiesized.
 
2012-12-13 11:49:38 AM

Rann Xerox: FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...

[i78.photobucket.com image 320x279]



I love that album but I don't understand why it was referenced.
 
2012-12-13 11:49:41 AM

LessO2: ManateeGag: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...

Go on...

Fark is not your personal elephant erotica site.

You've never been in a Michael Moore thread, I see.


God no, I hate that fat farking idiot.
 
2012-12-13 11:53:33 AM
a.abcnews.com

"There are people that say you couldn't be president because you're so heavy."

i.dailymail.co.uk

"Da beesga coo palyeeya pityee bo tenya go kaka juju hoopa."
 
2012-12-13 11:57:15 AM
See, the liberal MSM media will harp on Christie's obesity just because he's a Republican. But did you ever hear anyone in the MSM wonder whether Obama was maybe too fit to be president? That's the real question. Snobama the elitist raises his nose at obese Americans. He can't relate to their problems, which is why so many reject his agenda.

This thing won't let me link to it, but here's an article from the only publication daring enough to broach the question on its news page. Thank God for Rupert Murdoch.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121755336096303089.html
 
2012-12-13 12:00:26 PM
We don't need any more Republicans, period, and I really don't want this f*ck in the White House.
 
2012-12-13 12:21:19 PM
He confuses me because to just look at his face, he doesn't look that ridiculously huge. Fat sure, but not "holy fark."

Then I see a picture like this
nationalpostnews.files.wordpress.com 

And I am reminded of The Penguin
 
2012-12-13 12:34:24 PM

pivazena: And I am reminded of The Penguin


Or "Goodfellas."
 
2012-12-13 12:50:48 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-12-13 01:10:17 PM

pivazena: He confuses me because to just look at his face, he doesn't look that ridiculously huge. Fat sure, but not "holy fark."

Then I see a picture like this
[nationalpostnews.files.wordpress.com image 850x603] 

And I am reminded of The Penguin


The fact that he's making a gesture to shake hands with the President should be enough to end any presidential aspirations.

/at least that's what I think he's doing. Maybe concealing a whoopie buzzer?
 
2012-12-13 01:13:08 PM

pivazena: And I am reminded of The Penguin


It's the way he pulls his pants up over his belly...

Tough decision for the rotund gentleman, really. Do you let the girth hang over the belt line or tuck that shiat in?

To be honest, I don't know which option looks worse.
 
2012-12-13 01:14:50 PM
More hard-hitting questions from our retarded corporate media.
 
2012-12-13 01:15:52 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...


operagasm.com
 
2012-12-13 01:23:29 PM

Diogenes: GAT_00: Its a problem, but not in the way people are properly thinking about it. Do we really need a President where we worry about that high of a chance of a heart attack? That high stress plus weight is all but guaranteed.

Precisely. His weight doesn't disqualify him in terms of the duties. But it may very well disqualify him in terms of the life.


Bullshiat. Weight is like age, it introduces large amounts of risk, but we nominate and sometimes elect risky candidates. McCain could have just plain died of old age at any minute, for example.

No, Christie's weight problem is an image problem. This is the age of TV and the internet, and people leaning towards the candidate who looks more attractive has been true since the Kennedy/Nixon debate.

Now, this doesn't mean Christie doesn't have a chance. He just needs to lose weight. I had an assistant dean in high school that was easily as big as Christie, and he lost so much weight he was downright skinning in just a few years (though he later gained it all back). So this is definitely doable. In fact, if you see Christie slimming down significantly, I'd take it as proof that he intends to run.
 
2012-12-13 01:23:42 PM

Diogenes: GAT_00: Its a problem, but not in the way people are properly thinking about it. Do we really need a President where we worry about that high of a chance of a heart attack? That high stress plus weight is all but guaranteed.

Precisely. His weight doesn't disqualify him in terms of the duties. But it may very well disqualify him in terms of the life.


Don't worry about it, if the tragic happens the VP will take over. Maybe a half-term governor from a large and sparsely populated state that rhymes with Asalka...
 
2012-12-13 01:45:43 PM
"I'm better than Taft" is not a good thing for anyone who knows anything at all about Taft.

So...it will work out great for Christie.
 
2012-12-13 01:52:23 PM
www.classroomhelp.com
 
 
Some workmen had their photo taken in William Howard Taft's bathtub before it was installed in the White House.   The picture was published in newspapers, much to the chagrin of the White House, and First Lady Nellie Taft in particular.
 
2012-12-13 01:56:58 PM
Is Christie incapable of doing the job? No, but he would never be seriously considered as long as he is that heavy. His opponents will used words like 'Big Government' and there is an actual (yet unfortunate) stigma of being heavy. Can you imagine Christie running against someone lean and thin? People would automatically think the thin lean person is more capable due to stereotypes that exist (again - unfortunate but true).

IMO, here is how Christie COULD win and be taken seriously.

He needs to just start working out! Can you imagine if Christie suddenly began dieting / working out and dropped 100lbs plus? It would be in the news and he could then say things such as "Getting ready for a fight!" or "I'm planning to turn the US around like I'm turning myself around!"

He could do it!
 
2012-12-13 02:14:26 PM

Job Creator: state that rhymes with Asalka


Nebralka?
 
2012-12-13 02:17:24 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-13 02:20:58 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...


Dude, I'm recruiting roommates for my eventual penthouse condo in hell, trying to get in on that? Because, after the number of poor people who will never get that image out of their heads, you've earned a first class ticket.

/Calling the aisle seat.
//I hope they serve sorostitutes in hell.
 
2012-12-13 02:55:37 PM
10lbs of GOP in a 5lb sack.
 
2012-12-13 03:51:11 PM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-13 03:53:16 PM
farm4.staticflickr.com 

Temper and weight. The guy is too far out of the norm to be elected president. People might like him but they're not going to vote for him.
 
2012-12-13 03:56:45 PM
I doubt the GOP will let him have it since the Tea party/Fox News crowd who really control the Republicans hates him
 
2012-12-13 04:15:45 PM
I saw that at last night's 12/12/12 concert Christie was at the end of his row in an aisle seat. I feel sorry for everyone who had to take the long way out.
 
2012-12-13 04:18:43 PM

ItchyMcDoogle: I doubt the GOP will let him have it since the Tea party/Fox News crowd who really control the Republicans hates him


These are the same obese clowns who sit on their Medicare-provided Hoverounds, and have the nerve to call the First Lady fat.

www.examiner.com
 
2012-12-13 04:49:14 PM

freetomato: ItchyMcDoogle: I doubt the GOP will let him have it since the Tea party/Fox News crowd who really control the Republicans hates him

These are the same obese clowns who sit on their Medicare-provided Hoverounds, and have the nerve to call the First Lady fat.

[www.examiner.com image 240x320]


Fark needs a 'Fit' button. Because she be it.
 
2012-12-13 05:05:02 PM

Bathia_Mapes: [www.classroomhelp.com image 600x410]
 
 
Some workmen had their photo taken in William Howard Taft's bathtub before it was installed in the White House.   The picture was published in newspapers, much to the chagrin of the White House, and First Lady Nellie Taft in particular.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-13 05:40:18 PM

offmymeds: Bathia_Mapes: [www.classroomhelp.com image 600x410]
 
 
Some workmen had their photo taken in William Howard Taft's bathtub before it was installed in the White House.   The picture was published in newspapers, much to the chagrin of the White House, and First Lady Nellie Taft in particular.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 392x486]


Came for that meme leaving amused.
 
2012-12-13 06:42:48 PM

offmymeds: Bathia_Mapes: [www.classroomhelp.com image 600x410]
 
 
Some workmen had their photo taken in William Howard Taft's bathtub before it was installed in the White House.   The picture was published in newspapers, much to the chagrin of the White House, and First Lady Nellie Taft in particular.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 392x486]


Did not Lyndon Johnson also serve in all three branches of the federal government?
 
2012-12-13 06:54:51 PM

kg2095: offmymeds: Bathia_Mapes: [www.classroomhelp.com image 600x410]
 
 
Some workmen had their photo taken in William Howard Taft's bathtub before it was installed in the White House.   The picture was published in newspapers, much to the chagrin of the White House, and First Lady Nellie Taft in particular.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 392x486]

Did not Lyndon Johnson also serve in all three branches of the federal government?


No but he did try to bribe all three, there is that.
 
2012-12-13 07:09:33 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: kg2095: offmymeds: Bathia_Mapes: [www.classroomhelp.com image 600x410]
 
 
Some workmen had their photo taken in William Howard Taft's bathtub before it was installed in the White House.   The picture was published in newspapers, much to the chagrin of the White House, and First Lady Nellie Taft in particular.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 392x486]

Did not Lyndon Johnson also serve in all three branches of the federal government?

No but he did try to bribe all three, there is that.


I'm in the process of reading his biography. You are correct - he did get up to some dirty tricks such as vote tampering. As did all of his opponents. Not that that makes it any better.

But he also did serve as a congressman, a senator and as the President. Am I misunderstanding what is meant by all three branches of government?
 
2012-12-13 07:44:42 PM
Someone slept through 5th grade social studies.
 
2012-12-13 08:54:26 PM

kg2095: globalwarmingpraiser: kg2095: offmymeds: Bathia_Mapes: [www.classroomhelp.com image 600x410]
 
 
Some workmen had their photo taken in William Howard Taft's bathtub before it was installed in the White House.   The picture was published in newspapers, much to the chagrin of the White House, and First Lady Nellie Taft in particular.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 392x486]

Did not Lyndon Johnson also serve in all three branches of the federal government?

No but he did try to bribe all three, there is that.

I'm in the process of reading his biography. You are correct - he did get up to some dirty tricks such as vote tampering. As did all of his opponents. Not that that makes it any better.

But he also did serve as a congressman, a senator and as the President. Am I misunderstanding what is meant by all three branches of government?


Taft was on the Supreme Court as well.
 
2012-12-13 09:09:05 PM

offmymeds: Bathia_Mapes: [www.classroomhelp.com image 600x410]
 
 
Some workmen had their photo taken in William Howard Taft's bathtub before it was installed in the White House.   The picture was published in newspapers, much to the chagrin of the White House, and First Lady Nellie Taft in particular.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 392x486]



I knew about that.  I know a lot of people don't, but I do. 
 
2012-12-13 09:09:44 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-13 10:37:10 PM
He's such a big fat fark, when people see him on the street, they say "god DAMN what a BIG FAT fark!"
 
2012-12-13 10:58:58 PM

pivazena: He confuses me because to just look at his face, he doesn't look that ridiculously huge. Fat sure, but not "holy fark."

Then I see a picture like this
[nationalpostnews.files.wordpress.com image 850x603] 

And I am reminded of The Penguin


He's not fat ENOUGH to properly represent the modern Teabagger.
Where's the Hoveround, and demanding "accessibility" for his "condition"?
 
2012-12-13 11:00:36 PM

Emposter: In fact, if you see Christie slimming down significantly, I'd take it as proof that he intends to run.


He's only up to a fast waddle right now, but he intends to run. Then he'll REALLY lose weight.

/sorry couldn't resist
 
2012-12-14 12:02:24 AM
I like the guy, but I will admit that his VP choice will matter more than some others because I'm concerned about his weight and age meaning that he's a higher risk for having health issues when combined with the stress of the Presidency. He's one of the few Republicans I respect, but I do hope, for his sake, that he gets healthier.
 
2012-12-14 03:31:30 AM
Run for office? No way.

Waddle breathlessly for office? Okay, I could buy that.
 
2012-12-14 06:21:58 AM

firefly212: I like the guy, but I will admit that his VP choice will matter more than some others because I'm concerned about his weight and age meaning that he's a higher risk for having health issues when combined with the stress of the Presidency. He's one of the few Republicans I respect, but I do hope, for his sake, that he gets healthier.


You respect politicians that unilaterally deny gay people equal rights?
 
2012-12-14 06:47:08 AM
I would vote for Taft before Christie.
 
2012-12-15 02:23:10 AM

schubie: Taft was a big guy for sure but you wouldn't even glance in his cart if you saw him at a grocery store today. It reminds me of The Bob Newhart Show I saw the other day from 1974 which featured Bob's weightloss support group and they were all downright svelte. None nearly semi-Christiesized.


Remember this gem? They made fun of this kid the whole movie for being such a fatass. He's downright trim by today's standards, which makes me sad.
mommyboots.com
 
2012-12-15 11:07:58 PM

guestguy: "There are people that say you couldn't be president because you're so heavy."

i.dailymail.co.uk

"Da beesga coo palyeeya pityee Han Solo juju wookie."


Don't Troll Me Bro!: Remember this gem? They made fun of this kid the whole movie for being such a fatass. He's downright trim by today's standards, which makes me sad.
mommyboots.com


lh5.googleusercontent.com

GUESS WHO REBECCA ROMIJN GAVE UP JON STAMOS FOR -- THE FAT KID IN 'STAND BY ME'
 
2012-12-15 11:20:04 PM

urban.derelict: GUESS WHO REBECCA ROMIJN GAVE UP JON STAMOS FOR -- THE FAT KID IN 'STAND BY ME'


Dude, that was from The Goonies. That's Chunk, doin' the truffle shuffle.
 
2012-12-16 01:51:12 AM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: urban.derelict: GUESS WHO REBECCA ROMIJN GAVE UP JON STAMOS FOR -- THE FAT KID IN 'STAND BY ME'

Dude, that was from The Goonies. That's Chunk, doin' the truffle shuffle.


yes, two different stories. that's why i separated them by several line breaks.
 
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