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(Talking Points Memo)   Christie: I'm not too heavy to run for President. Just look at Taft, he got stuck in the goddamn bathtub, I'll just use the shower   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 87
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2012-12-13 08:44:51 AM
i2.listal.com

/oblig
 
2012-12-13 09:03:14 AM
Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...
 
2012-12-13 09:09:36 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...


If you and I are ever out walking, and you get hurt and need to go to the hospital, and I'm the only person for miles around who has a phone to call for help, I'lll use my phone to order a pizza.
 
2012-12-13 09:11:02 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...


Go on...
 
2012-12-13 09:27:53 AM
Its a problem, but not in the way people are properly thinking about it. Do we really need a President where we worry about that high of a chance of a heart attack? That high stress plus weight is all but guaranteed.
 
2012-12-13 09:41:04 AM

GAT_00: Its a problem, but not in the way people are properly thinking about it. Do we really need a President where we worry about that high of a chance of a heart attack? That high stress plus weight is all but guaranteed.


Precisely. His weight doesn't disqualify him in terms of the duties. But it may very well disqualify him in terms of the life.
 
2012-12-13 10:05:59 AM
 
2012-12-13 10:13:47 AM

FloydA: FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...

If you and I are ever out walking, and you get hurt and need to go to the hospital, and I'm the only person for miles around who has a phone to call for help, I'lll use my phone to order a pizza.


Jesus, dude. I've always liked you but that was harsh as all hell.

/stealing it
 
2012-12-13 10:16:18 AM

Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...

Go on...


Fark is not your personal elephant erotica site.
 
2012-12-13 10:16:33 AM

dickfreckle: FloydA: FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...

If you and I are ever out walking, and you get hurt and need to go to the hospital, and I'm the only person for miles around who has a phone to call for help, I'lll use my phone to order a pizza.

Jesus, dude. I've always liked you but that was harsh as all hell.

/stealing it


I've always been partial to "I wouldn't piss in your mouth if your tongue was on fire"
 
2012-12-13 10:16:47 AM

GAT_00: Its a problem, but not in the way people are properly thinking about it. Do we really need a President where we worry about that high of a chance of a heart attack? That high stress plus weight is all but guaranteed.


Most heartily agree.
The VP pick would be heavily scrutinized then. It would be McCain all over again with weight supplanting age. The question is whether Christie/the GOP will have learned enough from the Palin debacle to not let history repeat.
 
2012-12-13 10:17:28 AM

ManateeGag: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...

Go on...

Fark is not your personal elephant erotica site.


You've never been in a Michael Moore thread, I see.
 
2012-12-13 10:18:36 AM

ManateeGag: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...

Go on...

Fark is not your personal elephant erotica site.


What about Manatees?
 
2012-12-13 10:22:36 AM

GAT_00: Its a problem, but not in the way people are properly thinking about it. Do we really need a President where we worry about that high of a chance of a heart attack? That high stress plus weight is all but guaranteed.


Just look at Obama - he was reasonably fit and youthful-looking when he got into office, and he's aged tremendously.

Christie needs to lose weight. It would do wonders for his image.
 
2012-12-13 10:23:39 AM
He can't court the base anyhow. Unless GOP politics makes a radical shift in the next couple of years, he's stuck in Jersey.
 
2012-12-13 10:24:15 AM
i123.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-13 10:24:45 AM

GAT_00: Its a problem, but not in the way people are properly thinking about it. Do we really need a President where we worry about that high of a chance of a heart attack? That high stress plus weight is all but guaranteed.


This. The before-and-after pictures of modern Presidents are striking.
 
2012-12-13 10:27:23 AM
Eh, whatever...

Is Fat Boy going to run as a Republican?

Then there's no way in hell he's getting a vote from regardless of how healthy he is.

No one associated with the GOP in anyway will get a vote from me for the foreseeable future.
 
2012-12-13 10:29:08 AM
Former fattie's opinion here:

Christie is definitely a stress-eater. Most presidents just age quickly with the stress of the office (Reagan being the exception since he didn't always know he was in office), but Christie would just hit the waffles until he explodes.
 
2012-12-13 10:31:11 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...


i78.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-13 10:31:19 AM
You just know that President Christie would bring back Twinkies.
 
2012-12-13 10:37:40 AM
I'd vote for Christie, but I'm against big government.
 
2012-12-13 10:37:56 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...


The world's first and only Presidental bear fantasy.
 
2012-12-13 10:39:22 AM

verbaltoxin: FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...

The world's first and only Presidental bear fantasy.


No Teddy Roosevelt/Ulysses S Grant fantasy?
 
2012-12-13 10:42:59 AM
He ain't heavy, he's the gov'nor. Link
 
2012-12-13 10:46:00 AM

djkutch: I'd vote for Christie, but I'm against big government.


Nice.
i29.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-13 10:48:14 AM

djkutch: I'd vote for Christie, but I'm against big government.


This bears repeating.
 
2012-12-13 10:51:01 AM

ManateeGag: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...

Go on...

Fark is not your personal elephant erotica site.


Don't ruin my fun.
 
2012-12-13 10:53:03 AM

MrPenny: djkutch: I'd vote for Christie, but I'm against big government.

This bears repeating.


Whale, I liked it too.
 
2012-12-13 10:55:59 AM

djkutch: I'd vote for Christie, but I'm against big government.


Can't stop giggling
 
2012-12-13 10:56:50 AM

Wicked Chinchilla: The question is whether Christie/the GOP will have learned enough from the Palin debacle to not let history repeat.


I don't like Christie, but I have enough respect for his intelligence to know that he didn't learn anything from Palin. You can't learn something you already know.
 
2012-12-13 10:59:53 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Christie is the only Republican I'm afraid of in 2016. The GOP would be very smart to nominate him.
 
2012-12-13 11:02:07 AM

Tommy Moo: I've said it before and I'll say it again: Christie is the only Republican I'm afraid of in 2016. The GOP would be very smart to nominate him.


I can see it now, clip after clip of Christie being an asshole to constituents being looped on MSNBC.
 
2012-12-13 11:03:57 AM
I've been watching with great amusement the Republican party send up Presidential candidates that appeared to be designed to lose, if you assume that Republicans are "traditional white Christian family values" people.

OR, if you don't assume that, candidates that are designed to shout "It's not the 1950s anymore!"

Which, oddly, means putting up for the grand prize people that showcase the racial, religious, and gender equality that they themselves fought AGAINST in the 1950s.

Gov. Christie would actually be a relatively normal candidate that reflects the demographics of the most vocal part of the Republican base, being white and fat...right up to the point where he gladly accepted help if it was offered, says the GOP, which made him a RINO.
 
2012-12-13 11:04:39 AM
Only about 150 more pounds to go and he will be 2016.
 
2012-12-13 11:07:03 AM
And here we go. We all knew this was going to happen, the 'real' GOP candidates coming out at last. Christie is only the first and I really think he jumped the gun, not waiting until Jan 1st and the results of the fiscal cliff.

I'm thinking that the rest of them are still watching the fiscal cliff mess and waiting to see how it turns out and how the public reacts and whom they blame...
 
2012-12-13 11:12:51 AM

schubie: Only about 150 more pounds to go and he will be 2016.


...And then he gets to trade in a boring old bus for a sweet heavy forklift to take him from campaign stop to campaign stop.
 
2012-12-13 11:25:24 AM

keylock71: schubie: Only about 150 more pounds to go and he will be 2016.

...And then he gets to trade in a boring old bus for a sweet heavy forklift to take him from campaign stop to campaign stop.


Perhaps by the time 2016 arrives, a technology will be developed to assist in Mr. Christie's campaign travel plans:

i78.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-13 11:26:05 AM
Justice Brewer of the Supreme Court said that "Taft is the politest man in Washington; the other day he gave up his seat in a street-car to three ladies."

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2012-12-13 11:32:54 AM
Taft was a big guy for sure but you wouldn't even glance in his cart if you saw him at a grocery store today. It reminds me of The Bob Newhart Show I saw the other day from 1974 which featured Bob's weightloss support group and they were all downright svelte. None nearly semi-Christiesized.
 
2012-12-13 11:49:38 AM

Rann Xerox: FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...

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I love that album but I don't understand why it was referenced.
 
2012-12-13 11:49:41 AM

LessO2: ManateeGag: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Now, imagine William Howard Taft and Chris Christie showering together, soaping each other up, scrubbing the folds with their rags on sticks, Taft learning just where his walrus mustache will tickle Christie in the right way...

Go on...

Fark is not your personal elephant erotica site.

You've never been in a Michael Moore thread, I see.


God no, I hate that fat farking idiot.
 
2012-12-13 11:53:33 AM
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"There are people that say you couldn't be president because you're so heavy."

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"Da beesga coo palyeeya pityee bo tenya go kaka juju hoopa."
 
2012-12-13 11:57:15 AM
See, the liberal MSM media will harp on Christie's obesity just because he's a Republican. But did you ever hear anyone in the MSM wonder whether Obama was maybe too fit to be president? That's the real question. Snobama the elitist raises his nose at obese Americans. He can't relate to their problems, which is why so many reject his agenda.

This thing won't let me link to it, but here's an article from the only publication daring enough to broach the question on its news page. Thank God for Rupert Murdoch.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121755336096303089.html
 
2012-12-13 12:00:26 PM
We don't need any more Republicans, period, and I really don't want this f*ck in the White House.
 
2012-12-13 12:21:19 PM
He confuses me because to just look at his face, he doesn't look that ridiculously huge. Fat sure, but not "holy fark."

Then I see a picture like this
nationalpostnews.files.wordpress.com 

And I am reminded of The Penguin
 
2012-12-13 12:34:24 PM

pivazena: And I am reminded of The Penguin


Or "Goodfellas."
 
2012-12-13 12:50:48 PM
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2012-12-13 01:10:17 PM

pivazena: He confuses me because to just look at his face, he doesn't look that ridiculously huge. Fat sure, but not "holy fark."

Then I see a picture like this
[nationalpostnews.files.wordpress.com image 850x603] 

And I am reminded of The Penguin


The fact that he's making a gesture to shake hands with the President should be enough to end any presidential aspirations.

/at least that's what I think he's doing. Maybe concealing a whoopie buzzer?
 
2012-12-13 01:13:08 PM

pivazena: And I am reminded of The Penguin


It's the way he pulls his pants up over his belly...

Tough decision for the rotund gentleman, really. Do you let the girth hang over the belt line or tuck that shiat in?

To be honest, I don't know which option looks worse.
 
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