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2012-12-13 07:01:36 AM
Matt's a Bobcat. He will sign your bong on request.
 
2012-12-13 07:27:58 AM
Anyone who doesn't think that the wardrobe malfunction was a publicity stunt really underestimates Hollywood.
 
2012-12-13 07:29:45 AM
Pretty well played Matt.
 
2012-12-13 08:11:18 AM

Bontesla: Anyone who doesn't think that the wardrobe malfunction was a publicity stunt really underestimates Hollywood.


i'm not so sure. she seems mortified by it.
 
2012-12-13 08:18:06 AM

Weaver95: she seems mortified by it.


ACTING!

/Lovitz
 
2012-12-13 08:19:11 AM

Weaver95: i'm not so sure. she seems mortified by it.


Look, if you don't want anyone to see your hoo hah, especially if you are a celebrity and as such likely to be extensively photographed in any public appearance, WEAR SOME GOTDAMN UNDERWEAR!
 
2012-12-13 08:21:27 AM

nekom: Weaver95: i'm not so sure. she seems mortified by it.

Look, if you don't want anyone to see your hoo hah, especially if you are a celebrity and as such likely to be extensively photographed in any public appearance, WEAR SOME GOTDAMN UNDERWEAR!


I'm just saying that I don't think this was a planned event.
 
2012-12-13 08:23:57 AM
planned or, I think we all can agree Matt Lauer is pretty damn annoying.
 
2012-12-13 08:26:56 AM
I'm not going to look up this picture out of respect for Anne Hathaway and a general distaste for vaginas but if anyone could describe it for me I would really appreciate it...
 
2012-12-13 08:27:46 AM
Meh, it's not like she hasn't been naked in some of her movies. Are you really so hard up you have to capture her crotch shots too?
 
2012-12-13 08:31:22 AM
I'm gonna stick with my first reaction reading this -

Dick move, Lauer.
 
2012-12-13 08:33:40 AM
Aaaaand, I'm spent.
 
2012-12-13 08:43:25 AM
None of the pics I have seen show the full clam, only a little neatly trimmed pubes. Disappointing.
 
2012-12-13 08:49:02 AM

swaniefrmreddeer: None of the pics I have seen show the full clam, only a little neatly trimmed pubes. Disappointing.


I'm just impressed she has some fur.
 
2012-12-13 08:50:30 AM

swaniefrmreddeer: None of the pics I have seen show the full clam, only a little neatly trimmed pubes. Disappointing.


Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is. She has a Hitler's mustache down there, ok. It does seem rather staged, right down to her speech, tying it in with her character in Les Miserables.
 
2012-12-13 08:54:34 AM
what were those black knee brace things she was wearing on her legs?

25.media.tumblr.com

was she on her way to a basketball game?
 
2012-12-13 09:23:41 AM

fnliii: I'm gonna stick with my first reaction reading this -

Dick move, Lauer.



Think of it though. After all this time, does anyone really expect Lauer to rise to a level of something better than a bottom feeder tv-news talking head? The fact he can string a few coherent words together without an insult to somebody these days is amazing enough.

I guess when you can dupe an entire network to pay you $30 million a year to be an arse on a daily basis, it speaks to the fact you have gone full PT Barnum. Babbling on like a high schooler aint no big thang.
 
2012-12-13 09:24:41 AM

SlothB77: what were those black knee brace things she was wearing on her legs?

[25.media.tumblr.com image 330x397]

was she on her way to a basketball game?


If she runs, she probably screwed up her knee running. Or she did something stupid. I know I'm probably going to need knee surgery in 20 years thanks to sledding into a parked car last year.
 
2012-12-13 09:45:46 AM
Who are these photographers who get down in the gutters just to try and get upskirt shots of women get out of cars. Shouldn't that be illegal?
 
2012-12-13 10:10:02 AM

nekom: Weaver95: i'm not so sure. she seems mortified by it.

Look, if you don't want anyone to see your hoo hah, especially if you are a celebrity and as such likely to be extensively photographed in any public appearance, WEAR SOME GOTDAMN UNDERWEAR!


Evening gowns don't mix with visible panty lines. Plus, I'd totally go commando at some fancy party.

But you think by now, women who don't want papparzzi pix of their precious pink pussies would either block the shot with their free hand or pocketbook.
 
2012-12-13 10:34:45 AM
OMG a woman with a vagina.

shocking.
 
2012-12-13 11:04:39 AM

Weaver95: Bontesla: Anyone who doesn't think that the wardrobe malfunction was a publicity stunt really underestimates Hollywood.

i'm not so sure. she seems mortified by it.


She's done incredibly exposed sex scenes before so nudity for money or success doesn't appear to be an issue. It's a fairly common Hollywood stunt to drum up publicity. And she's an insanely talented actress.

Other than her reaction, there's no evidence to suggest this was all an accident.

It just doesn't seem likely.
 
2012-12-13 11:33:19 AM

thismomentinblackhistory: I'm not going to look up this picture out of respect for Anne Hathaway and a general distaste for vaginas but if anyone could describe it for me I would really appreciate it...


Like an Arby's beef-n-cheddar sandwich that had been left out for three months.

Don't they make some sort of clam cover for ladies who want to avoid both panty lines and having their hoo-hahs photographed?
 
2012-12-13 11:34:47 AM
Check your privilege, Matt.
 
2012-12-13 11:38:56 AM

Bontesla: Anyone who doesn't think that the wardrobe malfunction was a publicity stunt really underestimates Hollywood.


That stunt was indeed cunning.
 
2012-12-13 11:39:34 AM

Weaver95: nekom: Weaver95: i'm not so sure. she seems mortified by it.

Look, if you don't want anyone to see your hoo hah, especially if you are a celebrity and as such likely to be extensively photographed in any public appearance, WEAR SOME GOTDAMN UNDERWEAR!

I'm just saying that I don't think this was a planned event.


No! Everything is a planned event! All that you see and hear is viral marketing! Nothing is real and everything is done for publicity!

Or you know, maybe sometimes sh*t just f*cking happens.
 
2012-12-13 11:39:41 AM
Wouldn't be the first time she has abandoned knickers (of any type) while at a premiere.

Don't believe me? Check out what she wore to the School Of Rock premiere so many years ago...you can find it on Google.
 
2012-12-13 11:44:00 AM
How come her guts don't slide out?
 
2012-12-13 11:46:48 AM
Anne's next project will feature:

snarkerati.com
 
2012-12-13 11:48:25 AM

thismomentinblackhistory: I'm not going to look up this picture out of respect for Anne Hathaway and a general distaste for vaginas but if anyone could describe it for me I would really appreciate it...


The vagina is an elastic, muscular tube starting from the cervix and ending at the vulva.[1] It is about 6 to 7.5 cm (2.5 to 3 in) wide, and 9 cm (3.5 in) long.[2] The vagina is reddish pink in color, though colors may vary.
 
2012-12-13 11:48:55 AM

Weaver95: Bontesla: Anyone who doesn't think that the wardrobe malfunction was a publicity stunt really underestimates Hollywood.

i'm not so sure. she seems mortified by it.


Do keep in mind she acts for a living, and she's good at it.

By the time a woman is as old as she is she certainly knows full well that she has to be very careful when wearing a short dress and no undies. She's too smart not to know she was giving a little peak, I think. It's possible it wasn't planned, but less likely I think.
 
2012-12-13 11:49:14 AM
All the pics I've seen have her vag censored. Will someone please link the real, filthy pics? Thanks.
 
2012-12-13 11:49:25 AM
Matt Lauer has a sensitive, compassionate interview with Anne Hathaway after her embarrassing wardrobe malfunction publicity stunt.
 
2012-12-13 11:52:41 AM

Ebenator: All the pics I've seen have her vag censored. Will someone please link the real, filthy pics? Thanks.


NSFW Link

/not missing much
 
2012-12-13 11:52:51 AM

Ebenator: All the pics I've seen have her vag censored. Will someone please link the real, filthy pics? Thanks.


scratch 'n' sniff or just a Jpeg?
 
2012-12-13 11:53:24 AM
Matt Lauer has always been an idiot.
 
2012-12-13 11:54:44 AM
The lack of underwear was nothing compared to those godawful boots...
 
2012-12-13 11:55:16 AM
She was asking for it. Look how she was dressed!
 
2012-12-13 11:56:48 AM
Today's "accidental" flash is courtesy of Elizabeth Reaser.


Daily Mail link, SFW
 
2012-12-13 11:57:59 AM
Are panties passe in Hollywoodland?
 
2012-12-13 11:58:12 AM

abhorrent1: Matt Lauer has a sensitive, compassionate interview with Anne Hathaway after her embarrassing wardrobe malfunction publicity stunt.

pubicity stunt.
 
2012-12-13 11:58:42 AM

LewDux: thismomentinblackhistory: I'm not going to look up this picture out of respect for Anne Hathaway and a general distaste for vaginas but if anyone could describe it for me I would really appreciate it...

The vagina is an elastic, muscular tube starting from the cervix and ending at the vulva.[1] It is about 6 to 7.5 cm (2.5 to 3 in) wide, and 9 cm (3.5 in) long.[2] The vagina is reddish pink in color, though colors may vary.


But that's not important right now...
 
2012-12-13 11:59:00 AM

thismomentinblackhistory: I'm not going to look up this picture out of respect for Anne Hathaway and a general distaste for vaginas but if anyone could describe it for me I would really appreciate it...


Shaved, with w thin strip up the middle.
 
2012-12-13 12:00:57 PM

abhorrent1: Matt Lauer has a sensitive, compassionate interview with Anne Hathaway after her embarrassing wardrobe malfunction publicity stunt.


I think you are confusing her with Lindsay Lohan. Hathaway does not remotely need to flash her mop n glow for publicity.
 
2012-12-13 12:03:59 PM

quickdraw: OMG a woman with a vagina.

shocking.


www.atlanticcitytickets.com

"Well...when you've seen one woman's vagina...you pretty much wanna see them all."
 
2012-12-13 12:06:52 PM

Bukharin: thismomentinblackhistory: I'm not going to look up this picture out of respect for Anne Hathaway and a general distaste for vaginas but if anyone could describe it for me I would really appreciate it...

Shaved, with w thin strip up the middle.


I'm sure that in a short time there will be a brazilian copies all over the internets.
 
2012-12-13 12:08:36 PM

PreMortem: I think you are confusing her with Lindsay Lohan. Hathaway does not remotely need to flash her mop n glow for publicity.


I'm going to a premier where I know there will be a thousand paparazzi taking picture of every inch of every star, from ever possible angle that comes through. Hmm lets see. I'm gonna where this tight dress, slit all the way up to my crotch, and not where anything underneath. What could possible go wrong?

These types of pictures get taken all the time. You can tell me they aren't aware of them. I'm sorry, it wasn't an accident.
 
2012-12-13 12:14:02 PM

vudukungfu: How come her guts don't slide out?


Thank you for making me laugh on a bad day.
 
2012-12-13 12:15:49 PM
I'd gladly punch you all in the throat for a chance to thoroughly disappoint the lovely Mrs. Hathaway.

Mrs. Z would also join in.
 
2012-12-13 12:16:02 PM
Matt Lauer is the human equivalent of a snake. I wonder if his social circle includes anyone he doesn't have on payroll.
 
2012-12-13 12:22:20 PM

Generation_D: planned or, I think we all can agree Matt Lauer is pretty damn annoying.


I do not know of any "man" doing any morning show that is not. The target audience is mostly women and pandering to that crowd's interest's requires the attributes of a douche bag.
 
2012-12-13 12:24:26 PM
What, Ann Hathaway has a vagina and it pretty much looks like every other vagina?

The hell you say!
 
mjg
2012-12-13 12:24:34 PM
images.starpulse.com

Matt Lauer
 
2012-12-13 12:30:00 PM
I did like her reaction.

"Yep. My vagina. On display. Because some jackass wants to make a name for himself as a jackass photographer, rather than express some basic farking humanity and realize that his right to photograph and print should not trump my right to display my vazheen at times and to people of my choosing."

// I also like her attitude
// I also like her vag, but not just because now I know how it's adorned
 
2012-12-13 12:32:02 PM
I figured it was just an accident up until I saw that she has an interview and instantly tied it back to her character in Les Mis.

She's been practicing that response.
 
2012-12-13 12:33:19 PM
Really? I mean you couldn't even see anything but a bit of fuzz. Not like it was a Penthouse spread eagle shot of her uterus.

Other things:

a. The knee brace thing was her custom made fake leather (she's vegan) shoes...I want to kill myself for knowing that

b. Publicity stunt? Maybe, she's a pretty classy woman though, we're not talking about Lohan or Spears here. Plus does that movie really need the little but extra publicity that's going to come from seeing her crotch fur?

It's a huge movie, widely advertised. I don't know how much effect seeing Hathaway's landing strip is going to have on the box office. Certainly no
more than if she made up a story about making out with a chick once or talked about a sex tape, and those don't involve pictures of the top of her crotch being available on the Internet forever.

c. Why not wear panties if you're so mortified by the possibility someone might see your goods in a dress with a slit (heh) like that in it? Panty lines? Isn't that what thongs are for? My wife tells me they even make non-thing undies that are supposed to eliminate panty lines if she doesn't like thongs. Doesn't mean she staged it, maybe she is just a dirty girl who gets off on being out in public with the warm air caressing the...and I'm spent.
 
2012-12-13 12:34:15 PM
Ah, the wisdom of Fark. You're either biatching because some woman won't show you her hoo-haa, or you're biatching because she did show her hoo-haa, and you're pissed because you think it was a publicity stunt, and not the creepy voyeuristic stalker shot that you hoped for.

I can only conclude that a lot of you spend time peeking into teenage girl's windows.
 
2012-12-13 12:37:18 PM
A brazilian people are gonna see that movie now.
 
2012-12-13 12:45:51 PM

carrion_luggage: What, Ann Hathaway has a vagina and it pretty much looks like every other vagina?

The hell you say!


No way, hers is nice and neat, and I bet it smells like a birthday cake Yankee Candle.
 
2012-12-13 12:47:07 PM
Le Miz? More like Le Jizz! Am I right, people?
 
2012-12-13 12:47:47 PM

bulldg4life: I figured it was just an accident up until I saw that she has an interview and instantly tied it back to her character in Les Mis.

She's been practicing that response.


She's been practicing for years (NSFW/NSFF)

imokaywiththis.jpg
 
2012-12-13 12:51:42 PM

Bontesla: Weaver95: Bontesla: Anyone who doesn't think that the wardrobe malfunction was a publicity stunt really underestimates Hollywood.

i'm not so sure. she seems mortified by it.

She's done incredibly exposed sex scenes before so nudity for money or success doesn't appear to be an issue. It's a fairly common Hollywood stunt to drum up publicity. And she's an insanely talented actress.

Other than her reaction, there's no evidence to suggest this was all an accident.

It just doesn't seem likely.


abhorrent1: PreMortem: I think you are confusing her with Lindsay Lohan. Hathaway does not remotely need to flash her mop n glow for publicity.

I'm going to a premier where I know there will be a thousand paparazzi taking picture of every inch of every star, from ever possible angle that comes through. Hmm lets see. I'm gonna where this tight dress, slit all the way up to my crotch, and not where anything underneath. What could possible go wrong?

These types of pictures get taken all the time. You can tell me they aren't aware of them. I'm sorry, it wasn't an accident.


These are two remarkably stupid comments. I'm sorry. You folks seem otherwise smart, but your heads are kind of up your asses on this issue..

She's not reality TV trash. She's an A-list actress with two blockbusters this year alone. Why does she need "crotch shot" publicity again?
 
2012-12-13 12:53:10 PM

cryinoutloud: Ah, the wisdom of Fark. You're either biatching because some woman won't show you her hoo-haa, or you're biatching because she did show her hoo-haa, and you're pissed because you think it was a publicity stunt, and not the creepy voyeuristic stalker shot that you hoped for.

I can only conclude that a lot of you spend time peeking into teenage girl's windows.


Don't be like that. Look, if you ask nicely and leave out some milk and cookies I'm sure one of us would be happy to bite the bullet and peek in your window so you can feel young again, OK?

As for Ms. Hathaway... just because I think it was a publicity thing doesn't mean I'm biatching about it. The more she wants to show off the better, IMHO, and I am not picky as to why she's showing it. She's incredibly gorgeous.
 
2012-12-13 12:53:40 PM

bulldg4life: I figured it was just an accident up until I saw that she has an interview and instantly tied it back to her character in Les Mis.

She's been practicing that response.


Yeah, I would too if I'd been humiliated and wanted to smooth it out as much as possible. Or do you think these interviews are all done on the fly?
 
2012-12-13 12:58:03 PM
That is one impeccably-manicured vagina.
 
2012-12-13 12:58:24 PM
I see the FARK Misogyny Brigade got up early today.
 
2012-12-13 01:01:40 PM
A lot of derp in this thread. I agree with Hathaway, it is embarrassing that this crap is even mentioned on a freaking national morning show. The Today show is only just a thinly veiled US magazine in TV form. This farking dbag Lauer has a captive guest in Hathaway. She is there on his stupid show to promote her movie, which her contract most likely makes her do, and this farking guy is talking about a shot of some pubes that could only be captured by the photographer flashing 100 pictures in 2 seconds with a huge flash. Fark this guy, fark you derpers, fark Lauer and fark the popo.
 
2012-12-13 01:06:38 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: I'm not going to look up this picture out of respect for Anne Hathaway and a general distaste for vaginas but if anyone could describe it for me I would really appreciate it...


Think of a hatchet wound, with a bit of curly hairs framing the edges.
 
2012-12-13 01:07:50 PM

Mugato: swaniefrmreddeer: None of the pics I have seen show the full clam, only a little neatly trimmed pubes. Disappointing.

She has a Hitler's mustache down there, .


The Clitler
 
2012-12-13 01:10:24 PM

Roook: Who are these photographers who get down in the gutters just to try and get upskirt shots of women get out of cars. Shouldn't that be illegal?


Probably. If she were my sister or my daughter, I would warn her to be more careful next time and then I would be tempted to curb-stomp the paparazzi.

I know that people have been arrested in the past for taking up-skirt shots in public places.
 
2012-12-13 01:15:45 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-13 01:19:02 PM
All women should just get used to the idea that, at any time, they could appear naked online.

Men want to see. Just accept it.
 
2012-12-13 01:19:58 PM
After finally watching the interview, he didn't blindside her by bringing up the topic. She actually chuckled a bit, and had a prepared response. Behind the scenes, it was like this -- his people talked to her people, said there is "this issue" out there and we just can't sweep it under the rug. (should I say carpet?). We'll get it out of the way with a softball question, Anne can state her prepared response, and then we'll get onto the business of promoting the movie. The Today Show isn't 60 Minutes, they can make arrangements like this to keep guests happy. And keeping guests happy keeps them in the infotainment business.

I'm not a big Lauer fan, but he brought up what everybody was thinking and tipped her off ahead of time.
 
2012-12-13 01:21:41 PM
Seriously though, if you are going to wear a skirt or dress or baggy shorts (yes, this applies to men too) then wear some damn underwear.
 
2012-12-13 01:27:08 PM

Wayne 985: These are two remarkably stupid comments. I'm sorry. You folks seem otherwise smart, but your heads are kind of up your asses on this issue..
She's not reality TV trash. She's an A-list actress with two blockbusters this year alone. Why does she need "crotch shot" publicity again?


We'll just have to agree to disagree. I think people like you and others in this thread are reacting exactly as she wanted you too. "Awe poorAnne. Lets go see her movie." You're a publicists dream. Why does she need "crotch shot" publicity? One word, residuals.

Plus she says this.
we live in an age when someone takes a picture of another person in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it, and do the decent thing, sells it.

She's been in Hollywood for 12 farking years. If she's still that naive and/or stupid, then maybe it was an accident. I'm not buying it though. Funny how this stuff only happens when they have a movie or book coming out. Next up, we'll hear about how she's bi-sexual.
 
2012-12-13 01:28:17 PM

fnliii: I'm gonna stick with my first reaction reading this -

Dick move, Lauer.


THIS
 
2012-12-13 01:37:59 PM

abhorrent1: We'll just have to agree to disagree. I think people like you and others in this thread are reacting exactly as she wanted you too. "Awe poorAnne. Lets go see her movie." You're a publicists dream. Why does she need "crotch shot" publicity? One word, residuals...


Why the hell would a crotch shot make people want to see a musical? One has nothing to do with another. I always wanted to see it because it looked good. I doubt many people see movies out of pity and I certainly doubt that straight men who get turned on by this will be inspired to sit through "Les Mis".

I'm not trying to be mean, but your logic is batshiat crazy.
 
2012-12-13 01:38:46 PM
Anne is not the kind of person to go attention-whoring. Maybe that's just how she normally goes. I don't know. It's not my right to know. It shouldn't have been my right to know she wasn't wearing underwear that night in the first place. What I do know is that if she's not out on business, shooting a movie or promoting it or something work-related, she's really fairly reclusive. And incidents like this are not going to make her go out in public any more often.

Did she rehearse her answer? Hell yes. I would have too. Did you want a goddamned crying jag out of her? The deed's been done. The pictures were taken, they're on the Internet, they're never coming off the Internet, and it's all thanks to some bound-and-determined lowlife sleazeball who feeds on the misery of others. There's nothing left to do but try to pick up the pieces and get back to business.

And as a side note, remember this is the same network that pre-empted a tribute to the London bombings so they could have Ryan Seacrest interview Michael Phelps. Of course they were going to ask Anne Hathaway about her hoo-ha.
 
2012-12-13 01:44:02 PM
NOT a publicity stunt. I'm sure she's worried it will damage her image and perhaps cost her the Golden Globe and Oscar.

She was attending a premiere of a movie she's probably watched 5 times already in the past week. To alleviate the boredom of yet another viewing, she didn't wear panties hoping that maybe she and her husband might be able to engage in a litte surreptitious finger-banging during the film. It was a secret between her and her husband to heighten the excitement of the event. Unfortunately for her, the whole world found out.
 
2012-12-13 01:45:07 PM

Gosling: It shouldn't have been my right to know she wasn't wearing underwear that night in the first place.


Are celebrities incapable of wearing underwear like the rest of us?
 
2012-12-13 01:45:10 PM

Wayne 985: Why the hell would a crotch shot make people want to see a musical?


You seem to have no idea how publicity works.
Every radio show, entertainment or news program, morning talk show etc. is talking about it. Millions of people that didn't even know the film version existed two days ago, now know. It works the same way any other type of advertisement works.
 
2012-12-13 01:45:48 PM

ChrisDe: After finally watching the interview, he didn't blindside her by bringing up the topic. She actually chuckled a bit, and had a prepared response. Behind the scenes, it was like this -- his people talked to her people, said there is "this issue" out there and we just can't sweep it under the rug. (should I say carpet?). We'll get it out of the way with a softball question, Anne can state her prepared response, and then we'll get onto the business of promoting the movie. The Today Show isn't 60 Minutes, they can make arrangements like this to keep guests happy. And keeping guests happy keeps them in the infotainment business.

I'm not a big Lauer fan, but he brought up what everybody was thinking and tipped her off ahead of time.


Of course you can sweep it under the rug. All you have to do is NOT BRING IT UP. Nobody put a gun to Matt's head and forced him to ask Anne about her vagina.
 
2012-12-13 01:47:49 PM

CarnySaur: Thank you for making me laugh on a bad day.


It's what I'm here for.
You're welcome.
 
2012-12-13 01:59:11 PM

vudukungfu: How come her guts don't slide out?


Outstanding. Now greened as "clit sluice'" Thank you.
 
2012-12-13 02:02:59 PM

Roook: Who are these photographers who get down in the gutters just to try and get upskirt shots of women get out of cars. Shouldn't that be illegal?


From another article:

"I was getting out of the car and my dress was so tight that I didn't realize it until I saw all the photographers' flashes," she told Vanity Fair writer Ingrid Sischy

Hilarious until you realize how common this is. I saw a video of a similar incident with Yana Gupta. Someone was videoing her at some kind of event and realized she had no panties on. Now, I'm a guy and such things are Relevant To My Interests so I would have surely kept filming. But this actually started zooming right in there. Can you imagine what that would have looked like to be there and see some photographer blatantly zooming in on someone's crotch? That's a bit much.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-13 02:23:57 PM

abhorrent1: Wayne 985: Why the hell would a crotch shot make people want to see a musical?

You seem to have no idea how publicity works.
Every radio show, entertainment or news program, morning talk show etc. is talking about it. Millions of people that didn't even know the film version existed two days ago, now know. It works the same way any other type of advertisement works.


Firstly, I apologize for cursing in my previous posts. This is Fark and all, but I was still rude.

However, I maintain that you're way off base. This movie already had tremendous buzz and the people who get turned on by this sleazy stuff aren't the type who are going to leap at the chance to see a long, dramatic musical. It's like claiming "Lincoln" would've performed even better if we saw Daniel Day Lewis on a nude beach. It's just not gonna happen that way.
 
2012-12-13 02:27:25 PM
The older she gets the more Jewey she looks.
 
2012-12-13 02:27:49 PM

clownyclownzomby: Outstanding. Now greened as "clit sluice'" Thank you.


Ok, now I'm laughing, too.
Usually I get farkied as troll or something worse.
ClitSluice, that I will wear with pride.
 
2012-12-13 02:32:21 PM
Lesbian?

Next time, right? Right?

/lesbian
 
2012-12-13 02:32:37 PM

bulldg4life: I figured it was just an accident up until I saw that she has an interview and instantly tied it back to her character in Les Mis.

She's been practicing that response.


You're wrong! Morning shows are 100% improv! They didn't plan to talk about crotch shots at all!
 
2012-12-13 02:45:21 PM

Gosling: Anne is not the kind of person to go attention-whoring.


I respectfully disagree with you on that one. I'm almost positive that I've never seen a movie with her in it, but when I hear the name "Anne Hathaway" the word(s) "side-boob" pop immediately into my head. Almost every time I see her on a late night talk show, or on a red carpet, she's wearing some sleeveless dress.
 
2012-12-13 02:50:01 PM
I am going to have to agree with staged event given her comfort level with nudity based on her interviews before and after HAVOC. I think she is great and a joy to watch. I hope we are allowed to see more of her nude.
 
2012-12-13 02:50:33 PM

Sgt Otter: nekom: Weaver95: i'm not so sure. she seems mortified by it.

Look, if you don't want anyone to see your hoo hah, especially if you are a celebrity and as such likely to be extensively photographed in any public appearance, WEAR SOME GOTDAMN UNDERWEAR!

Evening gowns don't mix with visible panty lines. Plus, I'd totally go commando at some fancy party.

But you think by now, women who don't want papparzzi pix of their precious pink pussies would either block the shot with their free hand or pocketbook.


You dont have the legs to pull off a gown like that.

You would think celebrities would practice gettin out of cars so people wont get a view of the little man in the boat, or at least not take a damn SUV to an event.
 
2012-12-13 02:54:39 PM

groppet: Sgt Otter: nekom: Weaver95: i'm not so sure. she seems mortified by it.

Look, if you don't want anyone to see your hoo hah, especially if you are a celebrity and as such likely to be extensively photographed in any public appearance, WEAR SOME GOTDAMN UNDERWEAR!

Evening gowns don't mix with visible panty lines. Plus, I'd totally go commando at some fancy party.

But you think by now, women who don't want papparzzi pix of their precious pink pussies would either block the shot with their free hand or pocketbook.

You dont have the legs to pull off a gown like that.

You would think celebrities would practice gettin out of cars so people wont get a view of the little man in the boat, or at least not take a damn SUV to an event.


Joanna Lumley demonstrated how to do it when she was on the Graham Norton Show.
 
2012-12-13 03:01:39 PM
So ... she's mortified over this, but the picture that makes it look like she's blowing her ex on his yacht she's never said much about?
 
2012-12-13 03:03:32 PM

Wayne 985: Firstly, I apologize for cursing in my previous posts. This is Fark and all, but I was still rude.

However, I maintain that you're way off base. This movie already had tremendous buzz and the people who get turned on by this sleazy stuff aren't the type who are going to leap at the chance to see a long, dramatic musical. It's like claiming "Lincoln" would've performed even better if we saw Daniel Day Lewis on a nude beach. It's just not gonna happen that way.


Don't worry about it. I'm married and have a Rhino like shell. ;)

But like I said, we'll have to agree to disagree. I can tell you that I didn't know they made this into a movie or that she was in it until this happened. I don't watch TMZ or "E" or whatever though. You're correct though in that it's not gonna make me go see it. I can see plenty of women hotter then her online with a simple click and I hate musicals. But that's just me. Maybe the reason is that they're out in public more but it just seems oddly coincidental that these things only happen when someone has a movie coming out. Or maybe I'm just cynical.

I know If I were staring in a movie and thought getting my picture taken getting out of a limo with my wang hanging out might draw a few hundred thousand more movie goers to see it. I'd do it because $$$! 

/and I wanna see Lincoln
//probably wait for dvd though
///hate theaters
 
2012-12-13 03:06:21 PM

Burn_The_Plows: I respectfully disagree with you on that one. I'm almost positive that I've never seen a movie with her in it, but when I hear the name "Anne Hathaway" the word(s) "side-boob" pop immediately into my head. Almost every time I see her on a late night talk show, or on a red carpet, she's wearing some sleeveless dress.


Style of dress is one thing. Anne's got a very healthy body image. But I'm talking like partying every night and strutting on the beach and taking every extracirricular opportunity to get in front of a camera. That kind of thing.
 
2012-12-13 03:06:37 PM

quickdraw: OMG a woman with a vagina.

shocking.


You do realize, unless you walk the streets naked, just how incredibly stupid that comment is, right?
 
2012-12-13 03:36:42 PM
Anne Hathaway is my perfect woman.

There, I said it.

Continue ignoring me.

/slinks back to his little corner
 
2012-12-13 03:39:37 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Anne's next project will feature:

[snarkerati.com image 300x375]


i1222.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-13 03:40:59 PM

Kuroshin: Anne Hathaway is my perfect woman.

There, I said it.

Continue ignoring me.

/slinks back to his little corner


She seems to have gotten rather self-righteous and self-centered since her star rose, but other than that I dig her.
 
2012-12-13 03:49:41 PM

GreatGlavinsGhost: OtherLittleGuy: Anne's next project will feature:

[snarkerati.com image 300x375]

[i1222.photobucket.com image 300x466]


Can someone explain the origin of the Rock popping up in posts like this? I've been seeing it for a while but never been able to connect it to some particular starting event.
 
2012-12-13 03:53:23 PM

Zasteva: GreatGlavinsGhost: OtherLittleGuy: Anne's next project will feature:

[snarkerati.com image 300x375]

[i1222.photobucket.com image 300x466]

Can someone explain the origin of the Rock popping up in posts like this? I've been seeing it for a while but never been able to connect it to some particular starting event.


It's called "The Rock block"
 
2012-12-13 03:53:59 PM

GreatGlavinsGhost: Zasteva: GreatGlavinsGhost: OtherLittleGuy: Anne's next project will feature:

[snarkerati.com image 300x375]

[i1222.photobucket.com image 300x466]

Can someone explain the origin of the Rock popping up in posts like this? I've been seeing it for a while but never been able to connect it to some particular starting event.

It's called "The Rock block"


Oh, apparently it's labeled NSFW.
 
2012-12-13 03:57:13 PM
I don't think she meant to do this. She just got married and the world at large hardly knew a thing about it, so she's definitely not an attention whore. She's an A-lister and her career is absolutely not in need of a boost; she just exhibited incredibly poor judgment.
 
2012-12-13 04:02:31 PM

zarberg: Kuroshin: Anne Hathaway is my perfect woman.

There, I said it.

Continue ignoring me.

/slinks back to his little corner

She seems to have gotten rather self-righteous and self-centered since her star rose, but other than that I dig her.


From what I gather, that happens to everybody once they become popular.

/from what I gather
//*cries*
 
2012-12-13 04:06:54 PM
Wow. There are a heck of a lot of White Knights in this thread. Somebody even used the word "misogyny." I would like to remind that person that FARK wouldn't even exist if there weren't a shiaload of misogynistic folks in the world.
 
2012-12-13 04:09:14 PM
Matt Lauer is the stupidest motherfarker on morning television, and that's including Brian Kilmeade.
 
2012-12-13 04:12:40 PM
Hollywood whore shows off her twat. Doesn't this happen on a weekly basis? Put on some goddamned underwear, you stupid girl.
 
2012-12-13 04:19:00 PM

vudukungfu: How come her guts don't slide out?


I chuckled...thanks
 
2012-12-13 04:21:00 PM

robohobo: Hollywood whore shows off her twat. Doesn't this happen on a weekly basis? Put on some goddamned underwear, you stupid girl.


Despite the language, you raise a valid point: commando in a skirt? Especially one slit so high as to guarantee exposure?

It's intentional.

/*adjusts tin-foil hat*
 
Ant
2012-12-13 04:21:13 PM

Blathering Idjut: FARK wouldn't even exist if there weren't a shiaload of misogynistic folks in the world.


Bullshiat. Misogyny is not funny, it's just sad.
 
2012-12-13 04:32:58 PM

skinnycatullus: Weaver95: she seems mortified by it.

ACTING!


She acts?

/kidding
 
2012-12-13 04:41:41 PM

Blathering Idjut: Wow. There are a heck of a lot of White Knights in this thread. Somebody even used the word "misogyny." I would like to remind that person that FARK wouldn't even exist if there weren't a shiaload of misogynistic folks in the world.


what? no
 
2012-12-13 04:48:40 PM

Wayne 985: Bontesla: Weaver95: Bontesla: Anyone who doesn't think that the wardrobe malfunction was a publicity stunt really underestimates Hollywood.

i'm not so sure. she seems mortified by it.

She's done incredibly exposed sex scenes before so nudity for money or success doesn't appear to be an issue. It's a fairly common Hollywood stunt to drum up publicity. And she's an insanely talented actress.

Other than her reaction, there's no evidence to suggest this was all an accident.

It just doesn't seem likely.

abhorrent1: PreMortem: I think you are confusing her with Lindsay Lohan. Hathaway does not remotely need to flash her mop n glow for publicity.

I'm going to a premier where I know there will be a thousand paparazzi taking picture of every inch of every star, from ever possible angle that comes through. Hmm lets see. I'm gonna where this tight dress, slit all the way up to my crotch, and not where anything underneath. What could possible go wrong?

These types of pictures get taken all the time. You can tell me they aren't aware of them. I'm sorry, it wasn't an accident.

These are two remarkably stupid comments. I'm sorry. You folks seem otherwise smart, but your heads are kind of up your asses on this issue..

She's not reality TV trash. She's an A-list actress with two blockbusters this year alone. Why does she need "crotch shot" publicity again?


Because she's a whore, DUH!
 
2012-12-13 04:53:24 PM

Zasteva: GreatGlavinsGhost: OtherLittleGuy: Anne's next project will feature:

[snarkerati.com image 300x375]

[i1222.photobucket.com image 300x466]

Can someone explain the origin of the Rock popping up in posts like this? I've been seeing it for a while but never been able to connect it to some particular starting event.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-12-13 05:25:18 PM
Better than Stone Phillips is what I am saying.
 
2012-12-13 05:29:37 PM
You don't want pictures taken of your vagina? Cover it. Not that hard.
 
2012-12-13 06:06:13 PM

robohobo: Hollywood whore shows off her twat. Doesn't this happen on a weekly basis? Put on some goddamned underwear, you stupid girl.


She might have had her publicist not have advised her to go "commando".

No, this is pure publicity. If you think not, perhaps you underestimate the level of narcissism combined with stark fear that is the celebrity world.

/put me in the publicity stunt camp.

//especially because she can't act.
 
2012-12-13 06:14:57 PM

Zerochance: I don't think she meant to do this. She just got married and the world at large hardly knew a thing about it, so she's definitely not an attention whore. She's an A-lister and her career is absolutely not in need of a boost; she just exhibited incredibly poor judgment.


Agreed. You rarely hear about her in the entertainment "news" because she keeps a fairly low profile. She does fantastic work and seems like a class act to me (plus you guys have NO idea how ridiculously difficult it is to maneuver around in some of the insane fashions that women wear. Since this was a premier, it's probably a dress she has never worn before. I guess she knows all about that dress' hidden pitfalls now).

/you guys are mean sometimes
 
2012-12-13 06:31:42 PM
That' it????
 
2012-12-13 07:36:41 PM
I liked it

do it again, anne!
 
2012-12-13 07:42:32 PM
Hathaway gets naked for a movie, I see the picture, she's nice, but "meh"

She dresses as Cat Woman in the Batman movie, looks 10 times hotter, fully clothed. Go figure.
 
2012-12-13 09:32:32 PM

Any Pie Left: Hathaway gets naked for a movie, I see the picture, she's nice, but "meh"

She dresses as Cat Woman in the Batman movie, looks 10 times hotter, fully clothed. Go figure.


That's not an uncommon thing. Clothes, used right, can be a lot sexier than nudity.
 
2012-12-13 10:13:44 PM
From what I've heard, that's not the hole she likes to put on display.

/anyone still remember this cliche's run?
 
2012-12-13 10:31:41 PM

Bontesla: Anyone who doesn't think that the wardrobe malfunction was a publicity stunt really underestimates Hollywood.


Absolutely. Do a GIS and you'll see pics of her flashing her tits all over. This is just the next desperate attempt to salvage a career that's going in the tank.
 
2012-12-13 10:57:20 PM

SlothB77: what were those black knee brace things she was wearing on her legs?

[25.media.tumblr.com image 330x397]

was she on her way to a basketball game?


What black knee brace things?

[second look]

Ah. Looks like a support structure to keep the leather straps w/ buckles from sliding down her calf. The top portion on each side matches the leather design on the shoes, as do the buckles and rivets.
 
2012-12-14 12:53:05 AM

Rodeodoc: Bontesla: Anyone who doesn't think that the wardrobe malfunction was a publicity stunt really underestimates Hollywood.

Absolutely. Do a GIS and you'll see pics of her flashing her tits all over. This is just the next desperate attempt to salvage a career that's going in the tank.


[Insert notsureifserious.jpg]
 
2012-12-14 01:02:25 AM

Ant: Blathering Idjut: FARK wouldn't even exist if there weren't a shiaload of misogynistic folks in the world.

Bullshiat. Misogyny is not funny, it's just sad.


The word "misogyny" has really become watered down in my lifetime.

It used to mean you hated women. Now, it's a catch-all description for any time some mean ol' man says something that implies that women are not perfect, holy beings that men aren't worthy to even share a planet with.
 
2012-12-14 03:06:22 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Ant: Blathering Idjut: FARK wouldn't even exist if there weren't a shiaload of misogynistic folks in the world.

Bullshiat. Misogyny is not funny, it's just sad.

The word "misogyny" has really become watered down in my lifetime.

It used to mean you hated women. Now, it's a catch-all description for any time some mean ol' man says something that implies that women are not perfect, holy beings that men aren't worthy to even share a planet with.


Misogyny doesn't mean you hate and loathe women anymore than racism means you hate and loathe other races. It simply means you look down upon them because of that trait.
 
2012-12-14 03:11:25 AM

abhorrent1: Ebenator: All the pics I've seen have her vag censored. Will someone please link the real, filthy pics? Thanks.

NSFW Link

/not missing much


Classy, elegant.
 
2012-12-14 03:33:12 AM
Also, wardrobe malfunction would suggest something in her clothing didn't work correctly. Biatch just was wearing underwear. Hardly a malfunction. So, she's either an AW or stupid. Which is it? And if she's going to intentionally put herself in this situation, she may as well have just spread the meat flaps and gone for the gold.
 
2012-12-14 04:14:14 AM

Wayne 985: FirstNationalBastard: Ant: Blathering Idjut: FARK wouldn't even exist if there weren't a shiaload of misogynistic folks in the world.

Bullshiat. Misogyny is not funny, it's just sad.

The word "misogyny" has really become watered down in my lifetime.

It used to mean you hated women. Now, it's a catch-all description for any time some mean ol' man says something that implies that women are not perfect, holy beings that men aren't worthy to even share a planet with.

Misogyny doesn't mean you hate and loathe women anymore than racism means you hate and loathe other races. It simply means you look down upon them because of that trait.


That doesn't change the fact that the definition has changed to exactly what I said it had changed to. Misogyny has become an overused buzzword that has lost all meaning.
 
2012-12-14 04:33:50 AM

robohobo: Also, wardrobe malfunction would suggest something in her clothing didn't work correctly. Biatch just was wearing underwear. Hardly a malfunction. So, she's either an AW or stupid. Which is it? And if she's going to intentionally put herself in this situation, she may as well have just spread the meat flaps and gone for the gold.


She could be a closet exhibitionist.

And I don't mean she likes showing off her closets.
 
2012-12-14 04:59:17 AM

Archie Goodwin: She could be a closet exhibitionist.

And I don't mean she likes showing off her closets.


We know what you mean, at least I think we do.
 
2012-12-14 07:54:44 AM

FirstNationalBastard: That doesn't change the fact that the definition has changed to exactly what I said it had changed to. Misogyny has become an overused buzzword that has lost all meaning.


And you claim that, why?
 
2012-12-14 08:11:42 AM
I did a GIS of the dress once she was standing. The slit comes up to about mid thigh (and the back looks like shes wearing a garbage bag cape) and no where near to her crotch as some have stated. I've attempted to exit SUVs in dresses of varying lengths and heels. That shiat can be a balancing act. I've had a couple close calls. Thankfully no paparazzi, just a disappointed boyfriend. But it looks like she was doing it right; legs closed, full turn in the seat. The dress just shifted.

As someone said up thread, this movie doesn't need more publicity. I have never seen, read, or heard anything Les Mis but I've been humming the damn song due to just the constant barrage of commercials. I don't even know the song's name. I had to wiki the movie to find out what the plot was.

And really if it was a publicity stunt why not go whole hog? Just let it hang out. All this pic shows is right above pubic bone and her buzz cut. Although I agree... Panty lines can be a biatch but someone needs to invent a little patch or something that covers the vag only. Kinda like the nipple stickers. Or just wear underwear. I'd rather people see that my drawers say "Monday" when it's Friday than my vaginal area.
 
2012-12-14 09:04:59 AM

911Jenny: And really if it was a publicity stunt why not go whole hog? Just let it hang out. All this pic shows is right above pubic bone and her buzz cut. Although I agree... Panty lines can be a biatch but someone needs to invent a little patch or something that covers the vag only.


I work at a photo studio that shoots a lot of apparel for an online retailer. We have these strips that cover the pubic area that we use for when the models have to shoot sheer underwear. She definitely should have at least been wearing that.

It was incredibly poor judgment. Celebrities should know by now what they can and cannot do in public. Got a sex tape? It's going to be seen. Nudie cell phone pics? There's a motherfarker trying to hack into that shiat right now. Going commando? Hell, you could be wearing the most matronly gown ever, and some paparazzi douche is still going to try to zoom into your crotch and take a pic.

I don't think she meant to flash the bearded clown, but a celebrity of her stature should simply know better.
 
2012-12-14 10:28:04 AM
Seriously, is wearing a pair of panties that much of a chore? I know skanks like to flash the vageen, but I always thought Hathaway had class. Apparently not.
 
2012-12-14 11:00:23 AM

Sgt Otter: Evening gowns don't mix with visible panty lines. Plus, I'd totally go commando at some fancy party.


Dude, I do NOT want to see you in an evening gown, and especially not commando in an evening gown. NTTAWWT
 
2012-12-14 12:00:36 PM

Blathering Idjut: Wow. There are a heck of a lot of White Knights in this thread. Somebody even used the word "misogyny." I would like to remind that person that FARK wouldn't even exist if there weren't a shiaload of misogynistic folks in the world.


What the fark are you even talking about? Is this the point you neckbearded basement-dwellers have been reduced to? Throwing "White Knight" at anyone who doesn't immediately label a woman caught by the paparazzi in a sheer dress "attention-whore"? Claiming that without neanderthal gender attitudes -what- the internet wouldn't exist, or Drew would have never thought making his own discussion board was a good idea? How does that even make any farking sense to a healthy mind? If you genuinely enjoy believing the delusion that every person who doesn't think of women as interchangeable inferiors is just faking it for the fragile hope it'll get them some strange that's your business; but go crawl back into whatever shiathole spank-bank you slithered out of before expressing it, and quit polluting trafficked sections of the internet with your brain-trash philosophy.
 
2012-12-16 10:27:10 PM
ITT: People's whose reaction to an upskirt shot of Anne Hathaway isn't, "Maybe we shouldn't have legions of photographers climbing over each other to point their cameras at womens' crotches", but instead, "Biatch shoulda worn underwear."

The more time I spend around humans, the more I farking hate them.
 
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