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(Daily Mail)   Kristen Stewart delivers emotional speech at Hurricane Sandy benefit. Well, it might have been emotional, but you'll never know by looking at her face   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 15
    More: Interesting, Kristen Stewart, neon, Jon Bon Jovi, rudeness, Billy Crystal, bright green, Cali, hoboken  
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2012-12-13 09:22:17 PM
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img835.imageshack.us
2012-12-13 08:53:01 AM
2 votes:
dafaq is she wearing? Will she be participating as a piece of road construction equipment after this event?
2012-12-13 08:37:59 AM
2 votes:
She has to have the greatest agent and worst publicist of all time.
2012-12-13 06:25:21 PM
1 votes:

RockChalkH1N1: I'd nail her


That's what one does with a 2x4.
2012-12-13 01:15:48 PM
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: darch: Hey- at least somebody mentioned Hoboken.

Pardon me, but could you help out a fellow American who's down on his luck?


www.animationartgallery.com
2012-12-13 11:46:07 AM
1 votes:
So did she just make that face and it froze that way?
2012-12-13 11:34:35 AM
1 votes:

ChrisDe: That's called the "Giada".

www.tvgasm.com


I'll bet she can unhinge her lower jaw like an anaconda.

/hmmm
2012-12-13 10:49:20 AM
1 votes:
media.giantbomb.com
2012-12-13 09:05:13 AM
1 votes:
www.crushable.com
2012-12-13 08:55:45 AM
1 votes:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: she looks like Gollum


Not Amused

www.inquisitr.com
2012-12-13 08:54:35 AM
1 votes:

labbal: Look, I don't want to complain on Fark. But then I wouldn't be a Farker, would I?

This thing was broadcast on eleventy million channels, Youtube, and I'm sure other websites that would try to infect your computer with malware but Fark couldn't get a greenlit thread inplace for a 4 1/2 hour benefit concert?

Really?

There was so much material available to snark on.
There was so much material to go "America, Yeah!" to.

Jon Bon Jovi unable and not even willing to try hitting WHOAAH-OH! LIVING ON A PRAYER! Every. Single. Time. (and so help me, after the key change...pure gold).

The Who dropping F-bombs like they're rebels or something.

Eric Clapton absolutely KILLING it!

Congrats, Fark.

/greenlight effing Honey Boo Boo threads
//can't greenlight something actually worthwhile on both a humanitary and comedy level


I've found it helps to get your event threads in early, so they're not lost in the shuffle later in the day when there's hundreds of submissions per hour.

Since you don't have TF, you don't see everything submitted between 8 AM and 10 PM. Lots of stuff gets lost in the shuffle. Hell, sometimes even NFL threads get greened after gametime because they get lost in the daytime queue.

So remember, treat it like a Chicago election... submit early, submit often.

/oh, and Kristen Stewart would no-sell a dick in the ass with no lube.
2012-12-13 08:53:30 AM
1 votes:
I heard her introduce Bon Jovi on the radio without knowing that it actually was her. I though to myself "Geez, that intro sounded like Kristen Stewart was up there talking about something she couldn't give a damn about." I only found out this morning that it was her.

Thankfully Jon Stewart made up for it in spades during his intro to Clapton.

/Beers at the Catch. Been there man.
2012-12-13 08:50:32 AM
1 votes:

labbal: /greenlight effing Honey Boo Boo threads
//can't greenlight something actually worthwhile on both a humanitary and comedy level


i6.photobucket.com
2012-12-13 08:47:17 AM
1 votes:
she looks like Gollum
2012-12-13 08:43:08 AM
1 votes:
OH COME ON SUBBY. THIS IS CLEARLY A SMILE.

i.dailymail.co.uk

..maybe.
 
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