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(Impact Wrestling)   Does Bobby Rooooooooo have his own internal monologue after losing to Jeff Hardy? Will Velvet Sky regret coming back to the Impact Zone because WWE can't hire former TNA employees at this time? It's TNA Impact, 8 PM on Spike   (impactwrestling.com) divider line 230
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2012-12-13 09:59:13 AM
Well this sure is early.
 
2012-12-13 10:03:37 AM
what the hell does any of that mean?
 
2012-12-13 10:03:40 AM
HOGAN?
 
2012-12-13 10:26:19 AM

Thursday is upon us, meaning it's to decide the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World!

i1182.photobucket.com
Currently held by Sbdolan


Tonight, the strap will decided under standard rules. Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and Sbdolan retains until next week.

Good luck tonight, fWc FARKers! :-)
 
2012-12-13 10:38:10 AM
This TNA thread is open earlier than Kelly Kelly at a writer's meeting.

/FYI, Daviri was playing in a poker tourney this past weekend...the name "All-in for CP"
 
2012-12-13 11:23:44 AM
Um...okay?
 
2012-12-13 12:29:46 PM

TheManofPA: This TNA thread is open earlier than Kelly Kelly at a writer's meeting.

"


Kelly Kelly's gone.

If anyone has to have blown their way to the top, it's Skipper.

/BTW, I think I figured out the root of my hatred of Skipper and that type of broad. That doesn't change it, but I understand it now. YAY!
 
2012-12-13 01:08:42 PM
Wow, this was up when I woke up this morning. 7 a.m.-ish on the West Coast.
 
2012-12-13 01:14:36 PM
Tonight's episode: Holding Pattern
 
2012-12-13 01:19:11 PM

Gunny Highway: Tonight's episode: Holding Pattern


That should be the name for, say, half of WWE's PPVs.
 
2012-12-13 02:00:32 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: Tonight's episode: Holding Pattern

That should be the name for, say, half of WWE's PPVs.


This.

And the last 2 TNA PPVs too.

Turning Point: Where nothing turns.

Final Resolution: Where nothing is resolved.
 
2012-12-13 02:07:46 PM
You are aware wrestling is rigged, and nothing more then a choreographed male soap opera with a horrible plot, right?
 
2012-12-13 02:09:12 PM

Raharu: You are aware wrestling is rigged, and nothing more then a choreographed male soap opera with a horrible plot, right?


....sigh
 
2012-12-13 02:10:16 PM

Raharu: You are aware wrestling is rigged, and nothing more then a choreographed male soap opera with a horrible plot, right?


So is college football.
 
2012-12-13 02:14:49 PM

Raharu: You are aware wrestling is rigged, and nothing more then a choreographed male soap opera with a horrible plot, right?


No. Thank you for enlightening me.

If you don;t mind, would you mind letting me know what a real vagina looks like too?
 
2012-12-13 02:46:02 PM

FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: This TNA thread is open earlier than Kelly Kelly at a writer's meeting.

"

Kelly Kelly's gone.

If anyone has to have blown their way to the top, it's Skipper.

/BTW, I think I figured out the root of my hatred of Skipper and that type of broad. That doesn't change it, but I understand it now. YAY!


That you're a closet misogynist who will accuse people of using the casting couch instead of possibly being talented on the mic and in the ring?

Just sayin'.
 
2012-12-13 02:48:16 PM
Wow way to green early, course with no Thursday night football, it may not get buried.
 
2012-12-13 02:49:13 PM
He'll, we might be able to LARP the belt early!
 
2012-12-13 02:50:54 PM
Okay, Wellness and Fitness says I have to go back to vile durance now.
 
2012-12-13 03:24:05 PM
This thread has a disproportionately lower amount of ponies than I had hoped.
 
2012-12-13 03:24:10 PM

MattyFridays: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: This TNA thread is open earlier than Kelly Kelly at a writer's meeting.

"

Kelly Kelly's gone.

If anyone has to have blown their way to the top, it's Skipper.

/BTW, I think I figured out the root of my hatred of Skipper and that type of broad. That doesn't change it, but I understand it now. YAY!

That you're a closet misogynist who will accuse people of using the casting couch instead of possibly being talented on the mic and in the ring?

Just sayin'.


Well, I was planning on making popcorn later, but now's as good a time as any.
 
2012-12-13 03:24:54 PM

tbaughm: This thread has a disproportionately lower amount of ponies than I had hoped.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-12-13 03:31:12 PM

MattyFridays: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: This TNA thread is open earlier than Kelly Kelly at a writer's meeting.

"

Kelly Kelly's gone.

If anyone has to have blown their way to the top, it's Skipper.

/BTW, I think I figured out the root of my hatred of Skipper and that type of broad. That doesn't change it, but I understand it now. YAY!

That you're a closet misogynist who will accuse people of using the casting couch instead of possibly being talented on the mic and in the ring?

Just sayin'.


No, but thanks for guessing!

/seriously, Skipper may be talented as a ring, but the character is now, and has always been, shiat. If she wrestled instead of skipping around playing the fiveheaded I'M SO CRAAAAAAAAAZY broad, she might be tolerable now that the good Divas are gone.
 
2012-12-13 03:31:47 PM
Um... IN THE RING, not "as a ring".
 
2012-12-13 05:05:54 PM

AlgertMan: Raharu: You are aware wrestling is rigged, and nothing more then a choreographed male soap opera with a horrible plot, right?

So is college football.


So is all of Reality TV...so what was your point there Raharu?
 
2012-12-13 05:07:49 PM
So...are we going to have to wait until the January (or heaven forbid, the March) PPV to see the Bischoff/Brisco heel turn/reveal?

I mean, credit for a slow burn and all, but damn it, let's get to the point already.
 
2012-12-13 05:24:37 PM
Link

Jake "The Snake" Roberts is on AOW.
 
2012-12-13 05:33:25 PM
In other news, Randy Orton will be facing Sheamus at WrestleMania for the World Heavyweight Title.

I guess the good news is that WWE will have two of their most boring characters in one skippable match.
 
2012-12-13 05:59:18 PM
It's been a while since Bizarro Mongo made an appearance.

"¡obuoɯ sǝɯoɔ ǝɹǝɥ 'ʇɐıɥs ʇɐɥʇ puıɯ ɹǝʌǝu"

"sɹıɐןɟ ɔıɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɯɐɥpuıʍ ʎɹɹɐq ǝɥʇ oʇ 'sǝɔɐɹ ʎǝןɹɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ "


i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-13 06:01:31 PM

verbaltoxin: Link

Jake "The Snake" Roberts is on AOW.


You listen yet?
 
2012-12-13 06:07:19 PM

Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: Link

Jake "The Snake" Roberts is on AOW.

You listen yet?


Right now. Great stories, especially his WWF days.
 
2012-12-13 06:15:56 PM

verbaltoxin: Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: Link

Jake "The Snake" Roberts is on AOW.

You listen yet?

Right now. Great stories, especially his WWF days.


Tick tock. This day will never end.
 
2012-12-13 06:45:12 PM

hundreddollarman: It's been a while since Bizarro Mongo made an appearance.

"¡obuoɯ sǝɯoɔ ǝɹǝɥ 'ʇɐıɥs ʇɐɥʇ puıɯ ɹǝʌǝu"

"sɹıɐןɟ ɔıɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɯɐɥpuıʍ ʎɹɹɐq ǝɥʇ oʇ 'sǝɔɐɹ ʎǝןɹɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ "

[i46.tinypic.com image 275x420]


Sadly...that works given his current status......he is no longer a pawn
 
2012-12-13 07:21:46 PM
Won't be in the Impact Zone tonight....maybe I'll join in for some cut rate goodness towards the end.

/working til 8
//not home until 9
///insert bobbyroo.jpg
 
2012-12-13 07:33:16 PM
sobrul28 IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-12-13 07:41:32 PM
Apparently I'm in the Impact Zone. I...I don't know how I got here and I'm so scared right now.
 
2012-12-13 07:43:21 PM
I'll be in and out. I gotta cook the wifey's lunch for her, so she can take it to the office tomorrow. Because I am a good husband. Better at it than you are, in fact. Loser.
 
2012-12-13 07:57:36 PM

lucasorvis: Apparently I'm in the Impact Zone. I...I don't know how I got here and I'm so scared right now.


It was the trap door under the ring imo
 
2012-12-13 08:02:08 PM
Roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 
2012-12-13 08:05:34 PM
WWF's Who is funding Aces and 8s?
 
2012-12-13 08:05:42 PM
Jeff didn't offer more money, but he gave them a Hell of a lot of meth, which was even better. Just ask SAMCRO.
 
2012-12-13 08:06:02 PM
What's up guys

Gryphon Sil is here
 
2012-12-13 08:06:19 PM
Outbidded?
 
2012-12-13 08:06:38 PM
Bah Gawd it's a fight
 
2012-12-13 08:08:42 PM
Damn I missed me some Velvet Sky

HOT HOT HOT
 
2012-12-13 08:08:55 PM
I think we've seen all of your sides, Velvet.
 
2012-12-13 08:08:55 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Um... IN THE RING, not "as a ring".


the original quote made me laugh.
 
2012-12-13 08:10:15 PM
Well, I totally missed that opening segment....

Stupid Mac not finding my streams
 
2012-12-13 08:10:53 PM
Jagor Ikovsky is in the Impact Zone

/now that Im out of the FFB playoffs and given that the football game is Iggles vs. Bungles, I might watch the whole show tonight.
 
2012-12-13 08:11:03 PM

tbaughm: lucasorvis: Apparently I'm in the Impact Zone. I...I don't know how I got here and I'm so scared right now.

It was the trap door under the ring imo


WHY WOULD THEY EVEN PUT THAT THERE? Seems like a terrible idea!

In an unrelated post, I would wear both AJ and Velvet like cock jewelry.
 
2012-12-13 08:12:46 PM

LoR75: Won't be in the Impact Zone tonight....maybe I'll join in for some cut rate goodness towards the end.

/working til 8
//not home until 9
///insert bobbyroo.jpg


Then you have babby time when you get home.
 
2012-12-13 08:12:57 PM

lucasorvis:
WHY WOULD THEY EVEN PUT THAT THERE? Seems like a terrible idea!

In an unrelated post, I would wear both AJ and Velvet like cock jewelry.


f1.pepst.com
 
2012-12-13 08:13:23 PM
Joey Ryan made that commercial.
 
2012-12-13 08:14:26 PM

NotEric: lucasorvis:
WHY WOULD THEY EVEN PUT THAT THERE? Seems like a terrible idea!

In an unrelated post, I would wear both AJ and Velvet like cock jewelry.

[f1.pepst.com image 451x399]


....I'm gonna get my Styles Clashed aren't I? ....damnit.
 
2012-12-13 08:14:28 PM
Uhh wow, massaging yourself in a santa hat...creepy
 
2012-12-13 08:14:29 PM
So what exactly is SoCal Val's job?

She's hot. Put her on mah TV!
 
2012-12-13 08:15:28 PM
Madison Rayne's here. Must be a break between bodybuilding competitions.
 
2012-12-13 08:15:31 PM
Madison Rrayne is in the air force
 
2012-12-13 08:15:37 PM

verbaltoxin: Joey Ryan made that commercial.


Made me lose my chubby.
 
2012-12-13 08:15:58 PM
OMG @ the new Velvet Outfit
 
2012-12-13 08:15:59 PM
 
2012-12-13 08:16:12 PM

NotEric: So what exactly is SoCal Val's job?

She's hot. Put her on mah TV!


She's the ring announcer on Xplosion, TNA's syndicated show.
 
2012-12-13 08:16:18 PM
ahhh to be a ringside cameraman
 
2012-12-13 08:16:27 PM
Ohhhhhhhhh, dear.
 
2012-12-13 08:16:49 PM

RepoManTSM: verbaltoxin: Joey Ryan made that commercial.

Made me lose my chubby.


It was sudden and hilarious.
 
2012-12-13 08:17:05 PM

NotEric: So what exactly is SoCal Val's job?

She's hot. Put her on mah TV!


Dude, I know I'm gonna sound like StudMan69/Sharp-Knees here but have you seen SoCal Val's nose? You could open a can with that beak. Her schnozz makes her look like the illegitimate child of HHH and Toucan Sam.
 
2012-12-13 08:17:46 PM
which Aces and Eights?
 
2012-12-13 08:17:47 PM
I had never even heard of Xplosion. Obviously not available around here.

BTW: Madison Rayne plays her character so well. I'm in love with her.
 
2012-12-13 08:18:22 PM

lucasorvis: NotEric: So what exactly is SoCal Val's job?

She's hot. Put her on mah TV!

Dude, I know I'm gonna sound like StudMan69/Sharp-Knees here but have you seen SoCal Val's nose? You could open a can with that beak. Her schnozz makes her look like the illegitimate child of HHH and Toucan Sam.


She has a face?!
 
2012-12-13 08:19:41 PM
I half expect wwe to start copying the female ref for diva matches
 
2012-12-13 08:20:31 PM
A sitout Pedigree, that's nice.
 
2012-12-13 08:20:42 PM
Locker room scenes in wrestling always look like the start of a gay porno.
 
2012-12-13 08:20:46 PM

silgryphon: I half expect wwe to start copying the female ref for diva matches


I would not be opposed to this.
 
2012-12-13 08:20:48 PM
Nice product placement
 
2012-12-13 08:21:33 PM
...TNA is so close to "we've got uniforms and everything, it's really great" territory, it's sad.
 
2012-12-13 08:21:42 PM
Can't sell as well as Ziggler.
 
2012-12-13 08:22:23 PM

silgryphon: Nice product placement


It's was so natural I didn't even notice it!
 
2012-12-13 08:23:26 PM
The two Robs trying to make a Direct Auto Insurance payment was way better.
 
2012-12-13 08:24:30 PM
I tried Five Hour Energy once and ended up farking my entire fraternity. I mean EVERY SINGLE DUDE. Five Hour Energy: Not Even Once.
 
2012-12-13 08:25:21 PM

lucasorvis: I tried Five Hour Energy once and ended up farking my entire fraternity. I mean EVERY SINGLE DUDE. Five Hour Energy: Not Even Once.


Psssht. You know they liked it. Frats are full of bicurious boys.
 
2012-12-13 08:25:56 PM
Was he drinking an appletini?
 
2012-12-13 08:26:05 PM
"Plus, if he wants anything, he definitely has to pay for it."
 
2012-12-13 08:26:34 PM
Of COURSE they liked it. Have you SEEN me? I'm gorgeous! Doesn't mean I'm proud of it. Why won't SOMEONE stop Five Hour Energy?
 
2012-12-13 08:26:55 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Was he drinking an appletini?


He has crippling alcoholism, but's he's classy about it.
 
2012-12-13 08:27:27 PM
Appletini! DRINK!
 
2012-12-13 08:27:46 PM
These guys get more tv time than Ryder does.
 
2012-12-13 08:29:33 PM

verbaltoxin: I'll be in and out. I gotta cook the wifey's lunch for her, so she can take it to the office tomorrow. Because I am a good husband. Better at it than you are, in fact. Loser.


Lol.

I took 5 weeks off of work to help with our new born. Still cool 95% of all meals!

I AM THE BEST HUSBAND CHAMPIONS!!!
 
2012-12-13 08:29:55 PM
Haven't seen a bear hug in awhile
 
2012-12-13 08:31:12 PM
Did they just call Garrett Bischoff a "second generation wrestler"?

Doesn't that imply that the first generation also wrestled?
 
2012-12-13 08:31:28 PM
What move did Bishoff just do?
 
2012-12-13 08:31:53 PM

Igor Jakovsky: LoR75: Won't be in the Impact Zone tonight....maybe I'll join in for some cut rate goodness towards the end.

/working til 8
//not home until 9
///insert bobbyroo.jpg

Then you have babby time when you get home.


Yup. Going through growth spurt now too.

Still in transit and I'm bored.

I saw a Velvet Sky post and almost GIS on my bus. Thought better of it. Lol.
 
2012-12-13 08:32:52 PM

LoR75: verbaltoxin: I'll be in and out. I gotta cook the wifey's lunch for her, so she can take it to the office tomorrow. Because I am a good husband. Better at it than you are, in fact. Loser.

Lol.

I took 5 weeks off of work to help with our new born. Still cool 95% of all meals!

I AM THE BEST HUSBAND CHAMPIONS!!!


Oh yeah? Well I'm playing with two, 1 year old Australian shepherds. I win.
 
2012-12-13 08:32:55 PM

silgryphon: These guys get more tv time than Ryder does.


Admit it, we would all mark out if Robbie E and Ryder had a match.

/And of course, Bischoff and Brisco conveniently let Angle get attacked.
//Reveal yourselves!
 
2012-12-13 08:33:13 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-13 08:34:01 PM

LoR75: Igor Jakovsky: LoR75: Won't be in the Impact Zone tonight....maybe I'll join in for some cut rate goodness towards the end.

/working til 8
//not home until 9
///insert bobbyroo.jpg

Then you have babby time when you get home.

Yup. Going through growth spurt now too.

Still in transit and I'm bored.

I saw a Velvet Sky post and almost GIS on my bus. Thought better of it. Lol.


Ha!
 
2012-12-13 08:35:21 PM
Pfft...still the best Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie.

images.wikia.com
 
2012-12-13 08:36:31 PM
My eyes are blinded now

Thanks Joey Ryan

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD
 
2012-12-13 08:37:01 PM

NotEric: Pfft...still the best Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie.

[images.wikia.com image 354x500]


Oh god, no.
 
2012-12-13 08:37:01 PM

verbaltoxin: LoR75: verbaltoxin: I'll be in and out. I gotta cook the wifey's lunch for her, so she can take it to the office tomorrow. Because I am a good husband. Better at it than you are, in fact. Loser.

Lol.

I took 5 weeks off of work to help with our new born. Still cool 95% of all meals!

I AM THE BEST HUSBAND CHAMPIONS!!!

Oh yeah? Well I'm playing with two, 1 year old Australian shepherds. I win.


Ive got an 8 month old 10 lb kitten...dudes an armful

Those are cool dogs
 
2012-12-13 08:38:26 PM
Five Hour Energy: obviously a performance enhancing drug. Do they even HAVE a wellness policy? Or do they just send their wrestlers to a guy in a back alley in Tijuana?
 
2012-12-13 08:38:37 PM
Parks!
 
2012-12-13 08:39:19 PM

NotEric: Pfft...still the best Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie.

[images.wikia.com image 354x500]


McConaughey and Zellweger were in a TCM movie? What happened to their careers?
 
2012-12-13 08:39:57 PM
Kurt Angle: gold medal in wrestling, razzie for acting.

Who's the old dude?
 
2012-12-13 08:41:08 PM

verbaltoxin: Kurt Angle: gold medal in wrestling, razzie for acting.

Who's the old dude?


clearly its a trainer, who's trained alot of wrestlers
 
2012-12-13 08:41:18 PM
heh, autograph signings in grocery stores

sock in his shorts...lol
 
2012-12-13 08:41:36 PM
Brooke would be stripping if not for this gig. We should be thanking Hulk Hogan. Somebody might have to part with a dollar and make Brooke sadly show her boobs, had Hogan not been so benevolent.
 
2012-12-13 08:42:25 PM

verbaltoxin: LoR75: verbaltoxin: I'll be in and out. I gotta cook the wifey's lunch for her, so she can take it to the office tomorrow. Because I am a good husband. Better at it than you are, in fact. Loser.

Lol.

I took 5 weeks off of work to help with our new born. Still cool 95% of all meals!

I AM THE BEST HUSBAND CHAMPIONS!!!

Oh yeah? Well I'm playing with two, 1 year old Australian shepherds. I win.


shiat.

Err umm. I have a 17lb diabetic cat if that counts.

/and a pool table in our living room
 
2012-12-13 08:42:59 PM

LoR75: verbaltoxin: LoR75: verbaltoxin: I'll be in and out. I gotta cook the wifey's lunch for her, so she can take it to the office tomorrow. Because I am a good husband. Better at it than you are, in fact. Loser.

Lol.

I took 5 weeks off of work to help with our new born. Still cool 95% of all meals!

I AM THE BEST HUSBAND CHAMPIONS!!!

Oh yeah? Well I'm playing with two, 1 year old Australian shepherds. I win.

shiat.

Err umm. I have a 17lb diabetic cat if that counts.

/and a pool table laundry hamper in our living room


Be honest....
 
2012-12-13 08:44:46 PM

Igor Jakovsky: verbaltoxin: LoR75: verbaltoxin: I'll be in and out. I gotta cook the wifey's lunch for her, so she can take it to the office tomorrow. Because I am a good husband. Better at it than you are, in fact. Loser.

Lol.

I took 5 weeks off of work to help with our new born. Still cool 95% of all meals!

I AM THE BEST HUSBAND CHAMPIONS!!!

Oh yeah? Well I'm playing with two, 1 year old Australian shepherds. I win.

Ive got an 8 month old 10 lb kitten...dudes an armful

Those are cool dogs


Yeah they are. I am jealous.

Once Blake is older we will get him a dog.
 
2012-12-13 08:45:02 PM
I think my stream committed suicide rather than watch this. Oh well.
 
2012-12-13 08:45:06 PM
I just realized I'd have intercourse with Brooke if I could. I'm so sad right now. I need a drink.
 
2012-12-13 08:46:06 PM

Igor Jakovsky: NotEric: Pfft...still the best Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie.

[images.wikia.com image 354x500]

McConaughey and Zellweger were in a TCM movie? What happened to their careers?


Filmed prior to either being established. Was released once both were stars.

/movie sucks Big Show's tits
 
2012-12-13 08:47:02 PM
Oh you guys from Impractable Jokers!
 
2012-12-13 08:47:22 PM

verbaltoxin: LoR75: verbaltoxin: LoR75: verbaltoxin: I'll be in and out. I gotta cook the wifey's lunch for her, so she can take it to the office tomorrow. Because I am a good husband. Better at it than you are, in fact. Loser.

Lol.

I took 5 weeks off of work to help with our new born. Still cool 95% of all meals!

I AM THE BEST HUSBAND CHAMPIONS!!!

Oh yeah? Well I'm playing with two, 1 year old Australian shepherds. I win.

shiat.

Err umm. I have a 17lb diabetic cat if that counts.

/and a pool table laundry hamper in our living room

Be honest....


I can post a pic.

/not being a douche.
 
2012-12-13 08:48:37 PM

LoR75: Igor Jakovsky: NotEric: Pfft...still the best Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie.

[images.wikia.com image 354x500]

McConaughey and Zellweger were in a TCM movie? What happened to their careers?

Filmed prior to either being established. Was released once both were stars.

/movie sucks Big Show's tits


Ahh, must be a pretty old flick.
 
2012-12-13 08:49:19 PM
Can't get this feed to come back. Maybe download the show later or just read the results. Time to play Saints Row or Gravity Rush or something.
 
2012-12-13 08:49:38 PM

LoR75: verbaltoxin: LoR75: verbaltoxin: LoR75: verbaltoxin: I'll be in and out. I gotta cook the wifey's lunch for her, so she can take it to the office tomorrow. Because I am a good husband. Better at it than you are, in fact. Loser.

Lol.

I took 5 weeks off of work to help with our new born. Still cool 95% of all meals!

I AM THE BEST HUSBAND CHAMPIONS!!!

Oh yeah? Well I'm playing with two, 1 year old Australian shepherds. I win.

shiat.

Err umm. I have a 17lb diabetic cat if that counts.

/and a pool table laundry hamper in our living room

Be honest....

I can post a pic.

/not being a douche.


I am not doubting the pool table. I'm doubting it's use, or lack of use. Seems the fate of every game table is to accumulate laundry and junk.
 
2012-12-13 08:50:25 PM
Aces and Eights are not even bad-ass anymore. They already lost a match
 
2012-12-13 08:50:36 PM

Igor Jakovsky: LoR75: Igor Jakovsky: NotEric: Pfft...still the best Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie.

[images.wikia.com image 354x500]

McConaughey and Zellweger were in a TCM movie? What happened to their careers?

Filmed prior to either being established. Was released once both were stars.

/movie sucks Big Show's tits

Ahh, must be a pretty old flick.


Yeah, it's hideous. McConaughey goes INSANELY over-the-top in it. Edited twice, released twice, two different titles. McConaughey's people tried to sue to get its release blocked when he first blew up with A Time to Kill.
 
2012-12-13 08:51:49 PM

silgryphon: Aces and Eights are not even bad-ass anymore. They already lost a match


They've lost 90% of their matches.
 
2012-12-13 08:51:49 PM
Like when Leonardo DiCaprio was in Critters. Or Jennifer Aniston was in Leprechaun. Wait....she was in Leprechaun, right?
 
2012-12-13 08:52:38 PM

lucasorvis: Like when Leonardo DiCaprio was in Critters. Or Jennifer Aniston was in Leprechaun. Wait....she was in Leprechaun, right?


The original Leprechaun, yes.
 
2012-12-13 08:52:45 PM
OMG that stupid little dance Jeff Hardy just did SERIOUSLY made him look mentally handicapped. Like prom night at the special school levels of bad. HAHAHAHA
 
2012-12-13 08:53:35 PM

robsul82: lucasorvis: Like when Leonardo DiCaprio was in Critters. Or Jennifer Aniston was in Leprechaun. Wait....she was in Leprechaun, right?

The original Leprechaun, yes.


Didn't know he was in Critters, I love that movie as a little kid.
 
2012-12-13 08:55:44 PM
Looks like they're filming a truck commercial across the street? Looks weird...Smoke machines...some kind of giant floating mattress.
 
2012-12-13 08:55:57 PM
I'm pretty sure he was in Critters, but you might wanna Wiki it. Danny Devito is also in Ghoulies. He plays a Ghoulie and required no makeup work or preparation.
 
2012-12-13 08:56:02 PM

RepoManTSM: robsul82: lucasorvis: Like when Leonardo DiCaprio was in Critters. Or Jennifer Aniston was in Leprechaun. Wait....she was in Leprechaun, right?

The original Leprechaun, yes.

Didn't know he was in Critters, I love that movie as a little kid.


He was in Critters 3, to be precise. That, and of course -

www.hollywoodreporter.com
 
2012-12-13 08:56:42 PM
Critters 3 was his film debut, actually.
 
2012-12-13 08:57:11 PM

robsul82: RepoManTSM: robsul82: lucasorvis: Like when Leonardo DiCaprio was in Critters. Or Jennifer Aniston was in Leprechaun. Wait....she was in Leprechaun, right?

The original Leprechaun, yes.

Didn't know he was in Critters, I love that movie as a little kid.

He was in Critters 3, to be precise. That, and of course -

[www.hollywoodreporter.com image 349x466]


I remember Critters 2, not sure if I ever saw 3.
 
2012-12-13 08:57:15 PM

verbaltoxin: silgryphon: Aces and Eights are not even bad-ass anymore. They already lost a match

They've lost 90% of their matches.


That's not good for a top heel group
 
2012-12-13 08:58:56 PM

robsul82: Igor Jakovsky: LoR75: Igor Jakovsky: NotEric: Pfft...still the best Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie.

[images.wikia.com image 354x500]

McConaughey and Zellweger were in a TCM movie? What happened to their careers?

Filmed prior to either being established. Was released once both were stars.

/movie sucks Big Show's tits

Ahh, must be a pretty old flick.

Yeah, it's hideous. McConaughey goes INSANELY over-the-top in it. Edited twice, released twice, two different titles. McConaughey's people tried to sue to get its release blocked when he first blew up with A Time to Kill.


I haven't seen it but based on the reviews here, Im surprised either of them had a career afterward.
 
2012-12-13 09:01:50 PM
Renée Zellweger actually has a very successful career eating ants on the African Savannah.
 
2012-12-13 09:01:56 PM

Igor Jakovsky: robsul82: Igor Jakovsky: LoR75: Igor Jakovsky: NotEric: Pfft...still the best Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie.

[images.wikia.com image 354x500]

McConaughey and Zellweger were in a TCM movie? What happened to their careers?

Filmed prior to either being established. Was released once both were stars.

/movie sucks Big Show's tits

Ahh, must be a pretty old flick.

Yeah, it's hideous. McConaughey goes INSANELY over-the-top in it. Edited twice, released twice, two different titles. McConaughey's people tried to sue to get its release blocked when he first blew up with A Time to Kill.

I haven't seen it but based on the reviews here, Im surprised either of them had a career afterward.


If you watched it and had no idea about their futures, you'd be stunned they went anywhere.
 
2012-12-13 09:03:38 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-13 09:04:35 PM
Nice belly aces and eights masked man
 
2012-12-13 09:04:51 PM
Sooo... what'd I miss? >_>'
 
2012-12-13 09:05:23 PM
Yup A&8

silgryphon: verbaltoxin: silgryphon: Aces and Eights are not even bad-ass anymore. They already lost a match

They've lost 90% of their matches.

That's not good for a top heel group


Yup A&8s loses even with weapons
 
2012-12-13 09:05:28 PM
Ugh, this thread is working out less than Eddie Guerrero's arterial vessels.
 
2012-12-13 09:05:45 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Yup A&8silgryphon: verbaltoxin: silgryphon: Aces and Eights are not even bad-ass anymore. They already lost a match

They've lost 90% of their matches.

That's not good for a top heel group

Yup A&8s loses even with weapons


and they lose again
 
2012-12-13 09:05:52 PM
Aries paid Aces and Eights to keep the title on Hardy.
 
2012-12-13 09:06:40 PM
OOOH A&8s sowing dissension in the locker room
 
2012-12-13 09:06:55 PM

lucasorvis: Ugh, this thread is working out less than Eddie Guerrero's arterial vessels.


DUDE! >:-(
 
2012-12-13 09:07:45 PM
...maybe. Could be trying to divide the locker room. Which would fit into that 5-year master plan or such, considering the current rate of developments.
 
2012-12-13 09:08:20 PM
Why are all the Little Cesar's ads so horrible.
 
2012-12-13 09:08:39 PM

robsul82: ...maybe. Could be trying to divide the locker room. Which would fit into that 5-year master plan or such, considering the current rate of developments.


who thinks that far ahead in wrestling?
 
2012-12-13 09:08:55 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-13 09:09:34 PM
Missed. 

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-13 09:10:17 PM
Shooting star staple super press
 
2012-12-13 09:10:28 PM
Shooting star staple super press!
 
2012-12-13 09:10:34 PM
Shooting Star Staple Super Press
 
2012-12-13 09:10:38 PM

silgryphon: robsul82: ...maybe. Could be trying to divide the locker room. Which would fit into that 5-year master plan or such, considering the current rate of developments.

who thinks that far ahead in wrestling?


Just a joke about how absurdly languid this storyline's been unfolding.
 
2012-12-13 09:10:38 PM
Shooting Star Staple Super Press! :D
 
2012-12-13 09:10:45 PM
Shooting star staple super press
 
2012-12-13 09:10:57 PM
SHOOTING STAR STAPLE SUPER PRESS TRYING FOR IT AGAIN
 
2012-12-13 09:11:13 PM
My life is complete now
 
2012-12-13 09:12:49 PM
Serious Styles is about to get serious.
 
2012-12-13 09:12:58 PM
Earl Hebner DEEPLY cares about AJ's emotional health and mental wellbeing.
 
2012-12-13 09:13:42 PM

robsul82: Earl Hebner DEEPLY cares about AJ's emotional health and mental wellbeing.


So that's who he was asking for a blow j from!
 
2012-12-13 09:13:47 PM
I remember how I waited YEARS to get the Hardcore title, and on Nov. 6, 2012....it was mine.

So you're all just keeping the Global World LARP Legend belt warm for me, as far as I'm concerned.
 
2012-12-13 09:13:52 PM

silgryphon: Shooting Star Staple Super Press


i1182.photobucket.com

Your winner, and NEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW Global Legendary Television Champion of the World... silgryphon!!!

i1182.photobucket.com

Congratulations, dude! :-)
 
2012-12-13 09:14:33 PM
www.freewebs.com
 
2012-12-13 09:14:36 PM

robsul82: Earl Hebner DEEPLY cares about AJ's emotional health and mental wellbeing.


Earl just wants to sell AJ some merch.
 
2012-12-13 09:14:43 PM
Mother of god....AJ really sucks on the mic
 
2012-12-13 09:14:48 PM
Emo AJ is emo
 
2012-12-13 09:15:09 PM
www.freewebs.com
 
2012-12-13 09:15:29 PM
Is he going to start cutting himself?
 
2012-12-13 09:15:30 PM
ooo sexy
 
2012-12-13 09:15:57 PM
AJ heel turn? O_o
 
2012-12-13 09:16:25 PM
Does his own thing include losing all his matches
 
2012-12-13 09:16:31 PM
i63.photobucket.com

...not really.
 
2012-12-13 09:17:07 PM

verbaltoxin: LoR75: verbaltoxin: LoR75: verbaltoxin: LoR75: verbaltoxin: I'll be in and out. I gotta cook the wifey's lunch for her, so she can take it to the office tomorrow. Because I am a good husband. Better at it than you are, in fact. Loser.

Lol.

I took 5 weeks off of work to help with our new born. Still cool 95% of all meals!

I AM THE BEST HUSBAND CHAMPIONS!!!

Oh yeah? Well I'm playing with two, 1 year old Australian shepherds. I win.

shiat.

Err umm. I have a 17lb diabetic cat if that counts.

/and a pool table laundry hamper in our living room

Be honest....

I can post a pic.

/not being a douche.

I am not doubting the pool table. I'm doubting it's use, or lack of use. Seems the fate of every game table is to accumulate laundry and junk.


Right now you're right. Tons of baby stuff on it currently. Lol
 
2012-12-13 09:17:37 PM
Honestly, though, it was nice to see The Pipe Bomb remade as incredibly lame and given in a cornpone hillbilly accent.

/can't wait for Tyler Perry's Madea-fied remake
 
2012-12-13 09:18:07 PM
Damnit, I did not get the title. Well, time for arson.

*Calmly walks around pouring gasoline all over the TNA thread*

i.huffpost.com
 
2012-12-13 09:18:23 PM
i havent watched for awhile. Holy cow the writing is worse than RAW. Is the wrestling better still?
 
2012-12-13 09:20:21 PM
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE OPEN

To the Cincinnati 11
 
2012-12-13 09:20:57 PM
Whoops, wrong tab.
 
2012-12-13 09:21:18 PM
Dixie wants some of that AJ cock
 
2012-12-13 09:21:32 PM
YOU'VE CHANGED WAAAAAAAH
 
2012-12-13 09:22:05 PM
Daniels cracks me up
 
2012-12-13 09:22:08 PM
I sent him PAAAAAAAAAAAAACKIN', I sent him PAAAAAAAAAACKIN'...that was a latecomer for 2012 Moment of the Year.
 
2012-12-13 09:22:48 PM
AJ has dethroned sad John Cena as bad acting champ...
 
2012-12-13 09:22:57 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-13 09:23:09 PM
ok..daniels is awesome...Christy Hemme f'n hot. RVD is alive? Holy crapballs
 
2012-12-13 09:23:16 PM

robsul82: WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE OPEN

To the Cincinnati 11


You uhm....you may be on the wrong thread.
 
2012-12-13 09:23:49 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: AJ has dethroned sad John Cena as bad acting champ...


I think I give Hamlet Cena the win there, but that WAS awful too.
 
2012-12-13 09:25:38 PM
INCOMING!
 
2012-12-13 09:26:22 PM
Last match, I wounder what shenanigans will end the night?
 
2012-12-13 09:27:16 PM
Kenny King is pretty awesome...holy cow.
 
2012-12-13 09:27:22 PM
That was pretty sloppy leg drop
 
2012-12-13 09:27:52 PM
2!
 
2012-12-13 09:29:38 PM
i1182.photobucket.com

KING WINS!!! O.O
 
2012-12-13 09:31:09 PM
"I was about to unleash a Bubba Bomb in Brooke's mouth on your desk, what're YOU doing here?"
 
2012-12-13 09:32:08 PM
I CAN'T HELP HOW SEXY I AM HULK
 
2012-12-13 09:32:23 PM
Kick his ass Bully!
 
2012-12-13 09:32:39 PM
You tell em Bubba
 
2012-12-13 09:33:05 PM
LOUD NOISES!
 
2012-12-13 09:33:05 PM
ohh.....real names
 
2012-12-13 09:33:11 PM
MARK! TERRY!

It's a SHOOT, brutha!
 
2012-12-13 09:34:00 PM
"Don't let that or a seatbelt hold you back, brother."

I'll just chalk that up to Sayings Old People Have or just Hulk's Going Senile, BROTHER.
 
2012-12-13 09:35:02 PM
Fire up the Twittah machine!!
 
2012-12-13 09:38:32 PM
Did somebody break FARK again?
 
2012-12-13 09:40:02 PM
Why is Bully selling anything this goof does.
 
2012-12-13 09:40:36 PM
I will say this about Impact...they do an excellent job of the over the ring camera shot. And honestly Bully Ray is an awesome asset to the company. OMG my chest hurt from that
 
2012-12-13 09:40:46 PM
Okay. FARK's broken, and I'm exhausted. I'll see you guys later.

Peace.
 
2012-12-13 09:41:17 PM
Stiff the fark out of him Bully!
 
2012-12-13 09:41:35 PM
Bully Ray just got paid to smack Tara's ass. Good for you, MARK!
 
2012-12-13 09:41:42 PM
Come on Bully shouldn't have to be beat down by this clown
 
2012-12-13 09:42:03 PM

robsul82: Why is Bully selling anything this goof does.


He's actually a professional. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!
 
2012-12-13 09:43:50 PM

eagles95: robsul82: Why is Bully selling anything this goof does.

He's actually a professional. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!


Of course, I'm just criticizing the decision to book this as an actual match where the reality show goof is actually doing anything.
 
2012-12-13 09:44:35 PM
Fark's broken?

Sorry dudes, I think the Joey Ryan ads are f*cking hilarious.
 
2012-12-13 09:44:35 PM
Ok, 16 minuets to kill.
 
2012-12-13 09:45:49 PM
"I already have a shadow, thank you!"
 
2012-12-13 09:46:17 PM

robsul82: eagles95: robsul82: Why is Bully selling anything this goof does.

He's actually a professional. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!

Of course, I'm just criticizing the decision to book this as an actual match where the reality show goof is actually doing anything.


I hate that guy too. Bully is an asset to Impact. I actually enjoy watching him. He is awesome on the mic and can actually wrestle
 
2012-12-13 09:46:27 PM
1.3.13 = THE RETURN OF SE7EN!
 
2012-12-13 09:48:56 PM

robsul82: 1.3.13 = THE RETURN OF SE7EN!


which would be better than anything they do
 
2012-12-13 09:51:55 PM

robsul82: 1.3.13 = THE RETURN OF SE7EN!


1+3+1+3=8, so some one turns to Aces and 8s. Probably over thinking for TNA.
 
2012-12-13 09:52:00 PM

eagles95: robsul82: 1.3.13 = THE RETURN OF SE7EN!

which would be better than anything they do


That was a killer theme song and entrance WCW immediately set on fire.
 
2012-12-13 09:53:05 PM
Austin Aries is awesome
 
2012-12-13 09:53:32 PM
Aries admits it. Devon spoke the stuttering, stumbling truth!
 
2012-12-13 09:54:20 PM
ARIES REFERRING TO CONTINUITY?!?
 
2012-12-13 09:54:39 PM
you arent getting paid? Impact does suck
 
2012-12-13 09:55:30 PM

eagles95: you arent getting paid? Impact does suck


Apparently Aries isn't a fan of free rollercoaster rides.
 
2012-12-13 09:55:30 PM
And here comes Faces of Meth to the ring
 
2012-12-13 09:55:42 PM
Hogan just is easily offended by people named "Bubba" now.
 
2012-12-13 09:56:17 PM
Hardy should hire a Breaking Bad inspired meth gang to counter Aces and 8s.
 
2012-12-13 09:56:52 PM
Hardy rocking some ICP pants,,,,jesus christ
 
2012-12-13 10:30:32 PM
I find myself missing the six sided ring. It's just too WWE now for me to enjoy it as much as I did. :(
 
2012-12-14 09:19:31 AM
How was the show?
 
2012-12-14 10:31:05 AM
I watched an hour of the poriginal Muppet Movie again yesterday. Madelene Kahn "dating" Kojak = more win then you can possibly imagine. I havge also been watching some episodes of "Teen Wolf" with my Mrs. I owed her for making her try out The Walking Dead. Don;t tell her this... TW aint half bad.

*Bobby Roode is awesome. Music is great. He's so heel, that when the main bad guy group in your company turns on him, you cheer for THEM.

*"Who outbid me?" Cue JOHNNY CASH LISTENING?

*Guess not.

*Maybe Aries? Hmmmm. Not sure who they are going to go with. Just don;t make it someone stupid damnit.

*Velvet Sky's face is different. She's still super hot and a decent wrestler of course. Something just seems... different.

*5 HOUR ENERGY COMMERCIAL DISGUISED AS A PROMO. LMFAO.

*Bischoff and Briscoe.. 25.media.tumblr.com

*Yes, Abyss going to wrestling shool. I was hoping for these kind of montages.

*"111111111111111111111111 SITUP?!" lol

*HOGAN

*Brooke Hogan cuts better promos then Tara. And Tara should feel awful for that.

*So Sons of Jarrett vs. Storm hardy is NOT your main event?

*"WE ARE SONS OF JARRETT. WE CANNOT BEAT ANYONE. FEAR US*.

*SORT OF WIZARD WITH ARIES.

*Roode: "DID YOU HEAR THAT? ARIES PAID OFF ACES AND EIGHTS! WHO WOULD DO THAT?!" LMAO. I heart Roode.

*AJ Styles: "YOU PEOPLE ARE RUNING MY HEEL TURN. STFU."

*"I thought we wern't going to get each other gifts!" lol

*Because Rob Van Damn can't lose clean at 64 years old?

*HOGAN

*I wish attractive women apologized to me for their mistakes with their thigh on my crotch too Bubba.

*"I don't respect veterans that I have always had respect for." Because fark it, we won;t even fix our taped promos when we say stupid shiat.

*And meh promo to end it.
 
2012-12-16 05:17:03 PM
WHAR PPV THREAD WHAR!
 
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