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		Does Bobby Rooooooooo have his own internal monologue after losing to Jeff Hardy? Will Velvet Sky regret coming back to the Impact Zone because WWE can't hire former TNA employees at this time? It's TNA Impact, 8 PM on Spike (impactwrestling.com)		230
		More: Interesting, Impact Wrestling Zone, Velvet Sky, Christopher Daniels, Brooke Hogan, Bully Ray, Austin Aries, Charismatic Enigma, Bobby Roode

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Popcorn Johnny		2012-12-13 09:59:13 AM

Well this sure is early.

justneal		2012-12-13 10:03:37 AM

what the hell does any of that mean?

Jim from Saint Paul		2012-12-13 10:03:40 AM

HOGAN?

Captain Steroid		2012-12-13 10:26:19 AM

Thursday is upon us, meaning it's to decide the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World!

_{Currently held by Sbdolan}

Tonight, the strap will decided under standard rules. Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and Sbdolan retains until next week.

Good luck tonight, fWc FARKers! :-)

TheManofPA		2012-12-13 10:38:10 AM

This TNA thread is open earlier than Kelly Kelly at a writer's meeting.

/FYI, Daviri was playing in a poker tourney this past weekend...the name "All-in for CP"

verbaltoxin		2012-12-13 11:23:44 AM

Um...okay?

FirstNationalBastard		2012-12-13 12:29:46 PM

TheManofPA: This TNA thread is open earlier than Kelly Kelly at a writer's meeting.

"

Kelly Kelly's gone.

If anyone has to have blown their way to the top, it's Skipper.

/BTW, I think I figured out the root of my hatred of Skipper and that type of broad. That doesn't change it, but I understand it now. YAY!

hundreddollarman		2012-12-13 01:08:42 PM

Wow, this was up when I woke up this morning. 7 a.m.-ish on the West Coast.

Gunny Highway		2012-12-13 01:14:36 PM

Tonight's episode: Holding Pattern

FirstNationalBastard		2012-12-13 01:19:11 PM

Gunny Highway: Tonight's episode: Holding Pattern

That should be the name for, say, half of WWE's PPVs.

Jim from Saint Paul		2012-12-13 02:00:32 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: Tonight's episode: Holding Pattern

That should be the name for, say, half of WWE's PPVs.

This.

And the last 2 TNA PPVs too.

Turning Point: Where nothing turns.

Final Resolution: Where nothing is resolved.

Raharu		2012-12-13 02:07:46 PM

You are aware wrestling is rigged, and nothing more then a choreographed male soap opera with a horrible plot, right?

Gunny Highway		2012-12-13 02:09:12 PM

Raharu: You are aware wrestling is rigged, and nothing more then a choreographed male soap opera with a horrible plot, right?

....sigh

AlgertMan		2012-12-13 02:10:16 PM

Raharu: You are aware wrestling is rigged, and nothing more then a choreographed male soap opera with a horrible plot, right?

So is college football.

Jim from Saint Paul		2012-12-13 02:14:49 PM

Raharu: You are aware wrestling is rigged, and nothing more then a choreographed male soap opera with a horrible plot, right?

No. Thank you for enlightening me.

If you don;t mind, would you mind letting me know what a real vagina looks like too?

MattyFridays		2012-12-13 02:46:02 PM

FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: This TNA thread is open earlier than Kelly Kelly at a writer's meeting.

"

Kelly Kelly's gone.

If anyone has to have blown their way to the top, it's Skipper.

/BTW, I think I figured out the root of my hatred of Skipper and that type of broad. That doesn't change it, but I understand it now. YAY!

That you're a closet misogynist who will accuse people of using the casting couch instead of possibly being talented on the mic and in the ring?

Just sayin'.

The Inspector		2012-12-13 02:48:16 PM

Wow way to green early, course with no Thursday night football, it may not get buried.

The Inspector		2012-12-13 02:49:13 PM

He'll, we might be able to LARP the belt early!

The Inspector		2012-12-13 02:50:54 PM

Okay, Wellness and Fitness says I have to go back to vile durance now.

tbaughm		2012-12-13 03:24:05 PM

This thread has a disproportionately lower amount of ponies than I had hoped.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-12-13 03:24:10 PM

MattyFridays: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: This TNA thread is open earlier than Kelly Kelly at a writer's meeting.

"

Kelly Kelly's gone.

If anyone has to have blown their way to the top, it's Skipper.

/BTW, I think I figured out the root of my hatred of Skipper and that type of broad. That doesn't change it, but I understand it now. YAY!

That you're a closet misogynist who will accuse people of using the casting couch instead of possibly being talented on the mic and in the ring?

Just sayin'.

Well, I was planning on making popcorn later, but now's as good a time as any.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-12-13 03:24:54 PM

tbaughm: This thread has a disproportionately lower amount of ponies than I had hoped.

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FirstNationalBastard		2012-12-13 03:31:12 PM

MattyFridays: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: This TNA thread is open earlier than Kelly Kelly at a writer's meeting.

"

Kelly Kelly's gone.

If anyone has to have blown their way to the top, it's Skipper.

/BTW, I think I figured out the root of my hatred of Skipper and that type of broad. That doesn't change it, but I understand it now. YAY!

That you're a closet misogynist who will accuse people of using the casting couch instead of possibly being talented on the mic and in the ring?

Just sayin'.

No, but thanks for guessing!

/seriously, Skipper may be talented as a ring, but the character is now, and has always been, shiat. If she wrestled instead of skipping around playing the fiveheaded I'M SO CRAAAAAAAAAZY broad, she might be tolerable now that the good Divas are gone.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-12-13 03:31:47 PM

Um... IN THE RING, not "as a ring".

Rwa2play		2012-12-13 05:05:54 PM

AlgertMan: Raharu: You are aware wrestling is rigged, and nothing more then a choreographed male soap opera with a horrible plot, right?

So is college football.

So is all of Reality TV...so what was your point there Raharu?

NotEric		2012-12-13 05:07:49 PM

So...are we going to have to wait until the January (or heaven forbid, the March) PPV to see the Bischoff/Brisco heel turn/reveal?

I mean, credit for a slow burn and all, but damn it, let's get to the point already.

verbaltoxin		2012-12-13 05:24:37 PM

Link

Jake "The Snake" Roberts is on AOW.

NotEric		2012-12-13 05:33:25 PM

In other news, Randy Orton will be facing Sheamus at WrestleMania for the World Heavyweight Title.

I guess the good news is that WWE will have two of their most boring characters in one skippable match.

hundreddollarman		2012-12-13 05:59:18 PM

It's been a while since Bizarro Mongo made an appearance.

"¡obuoɯ sǝɯoɔ ǝɹǝɥ 'ʇɐıɥs ʇɐɥʇ puıɯ ɹǝʌǝu"

"sɹıɐןɟ ɔıɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɯɐɥpuıʍ ʎɹɹɐq ǝɥʇ oʇ 'sǝɔɐɹ ʎǝןɹɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ "

Gunny Highway		2012-12-13 06:01:31 PM

verbaltoxin: Link

Jake "The Snake" Roberts is on AOW.

You listen yet?

verbaltoxin		2012-12-13 06:07:19 PM

Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: Link

Jake "The Snake" Roberts is on AOW.

You listen yet?

Right now. Great stories, especially his WWF days.

Gunny Highway		2012-12-13 06:15:56 PM

verbaltoxin: Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: Link

Jake "The Snake" Roberts is on AOW.

You listen yet?

Right now. Great stories, especially his WWF days.

Tick tock. This day will never end.

TheManofPA		2012-12-13 06:45:12 PM

hundreddollarman: It's been a while since Bizarro Mongo made an appearance.

"¡obuoɯ sǝɯoɔ ǝɹǝɥ 'ʇɐıɥs ʇɐɥʇ puıɯ ɹǝʌǝu"

"sɹıɐןɟ ɔıɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɯɐɥpuıʍ ʎɹɹɐq ǝɥʇ oʇ 'sǝɔɐɹ ʎǝןɹɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ "

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Sadly...that works given his current status......he is no longer a pawn

LoR75		2012-12-13 07:21:46 PM

Won't be in the Impact Zone tonight....maybe I'll join in for some cut rate goodness towards the end.

/working til 8
//not home until 9
///insert bobbyroo.jpg

robsul82		2012-12-13 07:33:16 PM

sobrul28 IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

lucasorvis		2012-12-13 07:41:32 PM

Apparently I'm in the Impact Zone. I...I don't know how I got here and I'm so scared right now.

verbaltoxin		2012-12-13 07:43:21 PM

I'll be in and out. I gotta cook the wifey's lunch for her, so she can take it to the office tomorrow. Because I am a good husband. Better at it than you are, in fact. Loser.

tbaughm		2012-12-13 07:57:36 PM

lucasorvis: Apparently I'm in the Impact Zone. I...I don't know how I got here and I'm so scared right now.

It was the trap door under the ring imo

RepoManTSM		2012-12-13 08:02:08 PM

Roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

RepoManTSM		2012-12-13 08:05:34 PM

WWF's Who is funding Aces and 8s?

robsul82		2012-12-13 08:05:42 PM

Jeff didn't offer more money, but he gave them a Hell of a lot of meth, which was even better. Just ask SAMCRO.

silgryphon		2012-12-13 08:06:02 PM

What's up guys

Gryphon Sil is here

robsul82		2012-12-13 08:06:19 PM

Outbidded?

silgryphon		2012-12-13 08:06:38 PM

Bah Gawd it's a fight

silgryphon		2012-12-13 08:08:42 PM

Damn I missed me some Velvet Sky

HOT HOT HOT

robsul82		2012-12-13 08:08:55 PM

I think we've seen all of your sides, Velvet.

Igor Jakovsky		2012-12-13 08:08:55 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Um... IN THE RING, not "as a ring".

the original quote made me laugh.

NotEric		2012-12-13 08:10:15 PM

Well, I totally missed that opening segment....

Stupid Mac not finding my streams

Igor Jakovsky		2012-12-13 08:10:53 PM

Jagor Ikovsky is in the Impact Zone

/now that Im out of the FFB playoffs and given that the football game is Iggles vs. Bungles, I might watch the whole show tonight.

lucasorvis		2012-12-13 08:11:03 PM

tbaughm: lucasorvis: Apparently I'm in the Impact Zone. I...I don't know how I got here and I'm so scared right now.

It was the trap door under the ring imo

WHY WOULD THEY EVEN PUT THAT THERE? Seems like a terrible idea!

In an unrelated post, I would wear both AJ and Velvet like cock jewelry.

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