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(Courier Mail)   If you own a burger joint, there are probably better ways to market your new premium beef than by including a condom with every purchase   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 34
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2012-12-13 03:04:31 AM
or not. Anyway, don't lots of people have sex? Why not promote doing it safely at the same time. Some people get upset at the stupidest things
 
2012-12-13 03:24:22 AM
This would make more sense at a hog dog shop.
 
2012-12-13 03:36:16 AM
Other? Yes.

Better? No.
 
2012-12-13 03:49:01 AM
Maybe it's the lens or angle of the photo, but that looks like a terribly small condom package.

You'd never be able to fit it over the burger.
 
2012-12-13 08:28:07 AM
If you make them out of beef bung, you could brand them "Swastika" condoms.
 
2012-12-13 08:31:31 AM
Oh No! People might have secks!
 
2012-12-13 08:34:38 AM
I hope the condoms were shipped in padded envelopes. I can imagine people receiving the free condom and using it only to have it break. Then, pregnancy. Then lawsuits.
 
2012-12-13 08:36:37 AM
i253.photobucket.com
Did I hear "free condoms?"
 
2012-12-13 08:40:47 AM
ad targeted at him: "You'll need this if you buy her one of our premium burgers."

ad targeted at her: "after one of our premium burgers you might want this to see if it really is better than sex."
 
2012-12-13 08:44:22 AM
At least this means people will be practicing safe sex when they get busy in a Burger King bathroom.

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2012-12-13 08:45:29 AM
'I've never contacted a company to have a whinge before but I've got a couple of extra days off this week so I'm making an exception for you,'' he wrote.

''Yesterday you put a condom in my mailbox to try and inspire me to eat your burgers? Sorry I think you just lost a big chunk of market share to Grill'd and the local pub. At least they've got some shred of class.''


The guy had two days off and that's the best he could do?
 
2012-12-13 08:46:03 AM
OH NOES!! LATEX!!! MY DELICATE SENSIBILITIES!!!

Goddamned uptight c*ntboogers.
 
2012-12-13 08:49:08 AM
Heh. "Beef."
 
2012-12-13 08:50:23 AM

Zion21: I don't know about you, but fast food burgers always turn me on! Why not hand these out in kid's meals too? [tipgnome.com image 15x15]


At that point, I think it's a little late for the condoms.
 
2012-12-13 08:50:31 AM

here to help: OH NOES!! LATEX!!! MY DELICATE SENSIBILITIES!!!

Goddamned uptight c*ntboogers.


coontboogers are what remain after the chunky dick snot is blown out.
 
2012-12-13 08:51:09 AM
Aren't condoms usually filled with pork or baloney?
 
2012-12-13 08:54:36 AM
"Special sauce" on the side?
 
2012-12-13 08:54:55 AM
Came for Belldar chewing a condom...left disappointed, but it is still early in the day....
 
2012-12-13 08:55:08 AM

FirstNationalBastard: coontboogers are what remain after the chunky dick snot is blown out.


♫ ♪ "Pick 'em, lick 'em. Roll 'em up and flick 'em." ♪ ♫
 
2012-12-13 09:01:51 AM
''We've had a parent complain and say if their child found that in the letterbox that would be concerning,'' he said.

louisck_youdon'twanttotalktoyouruglychildforfivefarkingminutes.jpg

/that's a long file name
//that's what she said
///whinge
 
2012-12-13 09:06:27 AM

Zion21: I don't know about you, but fast food burgers always turn me on! Why not hand these out in kid's meals too? [tipgnome.com image 15x15]


Yes! Yes! What kid wouldn't have hours of fun with his free condom balloon?

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2012-12-13 09:07:05 AM
God knows what's in the beef patty. The lettuce is grown in poopy dirt. The tomatoes are full of pesticides. The fries are covered in a healthy dose of grease. There are people starving allover the world. People being killed and maimed by their own governments. But you put something farking sterile near me and I'm OUTRAGED.

More people should wear condoms all the time. Every single time.
That is what is outrageous. People breeding indiscriminately.
 
2012-12-13 09:07:47 AM
Next time send free drugs instead.
 
2012-12-13 09:11:05 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-13 09:20:02 AM
I like my sex like I like my onions. On the side.
 
2012-12-13 09:22:19 AM
Hey boys and girls! Choke on this hamburger and die of a heart attack. And here's a condom so you don't reproduce!
 
2012-12-13 09:24:33 AM
i1151.photobucket.com
That after-dinner mint smelled like Mom's breath & tasted like rubber! WTF?
 
2012-12-13 09:46:59 AM

oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 420x297]
That after-dinner mint smelled like Mom's breath & tasted like rubber! WTF?


This picture has moved from "ha ha fat kids" to "oh god what is wrong with people". I think I might be developing some sort of empathy, or morality, or something. Someone help me
 
2012-12-13 10:10:53 AM
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2012-12-13 10:35:05 AM
They probably thought it was a safe bet.
 
2012-12-13 11:30:37 AM

Onkel Buck: [i253.photobucket.com image 635x422]
Did I hear "free condoms?"


You get big love for that
 
2012-12-13 02:19:09 PM
I guess you could say their burgers are *puts on sunglasses* fark a bull.
yeeeeeaaaaahhh

/too lazy to find the meme generator used earlier
 
2012-12-13 04:08:37 PM
And here I thought you weren't supposed to mix business with pleasure.
 
2012-12-13 04:44:32 PM
i1171.photobucket.com
 
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