Snarfangel: I actually had an Easy-Bake oven when I was little. I'm not sure if my mom just thought boys should know how to cook, or if she expected her second child to be a girl.I used it a couple of times, but I had a lot more fun with the 75-in-1 electronic experiments kit that my grandfather gave me./The naughty mnemonic he taught me for resistor color codes was kept a secret from my mom.//Would have loved an Easy-BlastTM chemistry set.
thismomentinblackhistory: Snarfangel: I actually had an Easy-Bake oven when I was little. I'm not sure if my mom just thought boys should know how to cook, or if she expected her second child to be a girl.I used it a couple of times, but I had a lot more fun with the 75-in-1 electronic experiments kit that my grandfather gave me./The naughty mnemonic he taught me for resistor color codes was kept a secret from my mom.//Would have loved an Easy-BlastTM chemistry set.When I was a little boy I think my parents were concerned that I was obsessed with a doll house I found in the basement. I loved the miniature furniture (had no use for the dolls). They replaced it by getting me into miniature trains, which I also loved. Still turned out gay as the day is long but God bless them, they tried.
capt.hollister: Dude, changing another Fraker's quote like that is not cool. You can quote what I said and then add your own response by striking my comment and adding your own, that is the accepted method. You should know that.
jgilb: That kid's a goner if he ever walks past a Catholic church.
atomicmask: 1. Start this gender bending bullshiat in a proto feminist gender queer movement2. Get everyone on board to support it, including females3. Act shocked when women say they cant find a real man.gender rolls exist for a reason.
JNowe: the boy, whose favorite animal is a zebra, replied that "ninjas can wear pink shoes too."No, they can't. A ninja who wears pink shoes will be seen. A Ninja who wears pink shoes will die.Stupid pink shoe wearing ninja kid.
tolallorti: So if you moved to Alaska, you'd be practically heterosexual in the winters, but The Duke Gaylord Supreme in the summer? And I guess if you live on the equator you're Bi or something. That's pretty neat.
impaler: I think I used my sister's easy-bake more than she did./if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself, and I want brownies.
Snarfangel: sigdiamond2000: Gulper Eel: Learn how to cook reasonably well (without being a precious fusspot about it) and you will get laid.If she gets picky about what you make her she's not a keeper anyway. This is my version of Sonny's Door Test.Fusspot?You know, a fuss-budget.
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