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(The Sun)   Darts fan booted out of final because he looked like Jesus and how drunk do you have to be to watch darts live? (w/Jesus pics)   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, jesus, Nathan Grindal  
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10662 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Dec 2012 at 12:20 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-13 01:52:34 AM  
I'm more surprised by the existence of what appears to be a dart-specific shirt.
2012-12-13 01:54:40 AM  

Phil Moskowitz: Goddamn Allman Brothers screw everything up.

What Jesus would have looked like if he were blond:
2012-12-13 02:00:30 AM  
I thought he looked like Chuck Norris with a wig. Why didn't he end all the confusion with a roundhouse kick? Or maybe start selling the Total Gym and scam cash out of people?
2012-12-13 02:24:45 AM  
All that and no one paying attention to Hulk Hogan at the end of the clip? I'd be more worried about Hogan
2012-12-13 02:25:49 AM  

JudgeMuttonChops: K3rmy: Not all dart enthusiasts need be drunk to be assholes.

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/9 something. . .never forget

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The 'M' stands for motherfarker.
2012-12-13 02:55:46 AM  
It makes a change from chanting abuse at brown people...
2012-12-13 03:13:06 AM  
Historical Jesus frowns on your shenanigans...

/cue Shortpacked
2012-12-13 03:27:56 AM  

Baron Harkonnen: How drunk do you have to be before that guy starts looking like Jesus?

Drunk enough to watch a darts tournament at Butlins.
2012-12-13 03:46:11 AM  
2012-12-13 03:51:22 AM  
He looks more like a teenage Chuck Norris.
2012-12-13 03:53:08 AM  
Or the drummer I suppose...

Does anyone else remember Topless Darts on british television?
2012-12-13 05:52:45 AM  
I play darts weekly with a groups mostly made up of WW2 and Korea veterans. (We seem to do a lot more drinking than playing, which is fine with me). Some of those men ca barely walk under their own power anymore, but jeebus they can hit damn near anything they want on that board when it's their turn to throw.
2012-12-13 07:00:08 AM  
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy....
2012-12-13 07:07:22 AM  

Happy Hours: Phil Moskowitz: Goddamn Allman Brothers screw everything up.

What Jesus would have looked like if he were blond:

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Greg Allman lives in my hometown, so getting a kick, etc.

I was ok with crowd reaction here, up until one of the darters said he would crucify this guy if he ever saw him.
2012-12-13 07:51:18 AM
"Praise white Jesus!"
2012-12-13 07:57:29 AM  
Jesus was a ginger?
2012-12-13 08:10:53 AM  
If anyone's interested, this guy tried watching darts: 85922/missing-olympics-introduce -world-professional-darts
2012-12-13 08:24:15 AM  

Meatybrain: [ image 258x388][ image 278x388]
I don't see it.


He might look a little like White Jesus TM, but nothing like real Jesus. Didn't God say something about graven images of himself, and isn't Jesus just God The Son, who is God in mortal form, and all that?

Which rules are we following today Christians?
2012-12-13 09:11:07 AM  

LewDux: [ image 274x301]

came for this, leaving satisfied
2012-12-13 09:25:17 AM  
Why would I want to watch darts when I can watch Numberwang!!1!
2012-12-13 11:52:19 AM  

davidphogan: Dino M. Zaffina does not approve.

I thought his name was Dina Zaffino. Now I'm confused.
2012-12-13 01:27:08 PM  
That guy wouldn't last two days in the desert.

These other people are being jackholes... let's kick this guy out.
2012-12-13 10:11:57 PM  

Mock26: Looks more like Steve Cropper than Jesus.

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I agree but possibly he was wearing a robe at the time so that doesn't help in these situations .
2012-12-14 02:41:55 AM  

Meatybrain: I don't see it.

How about now?
2012-12-14 10:19:19 PM  
I sound fat

studebaker hoch: NEWSFLASH: Jesus wasn't white.

/scroll at 11

You dont know that. maybe he glowed with a white light. you simply dont know. you THINK you know, but you dont know.

I guess by that line of reasoning, you don't know that I'm not Jesus H. Christ himself.

Nice bit of reasoning there, you got me.
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