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(The Sun)   Darts fan booted out of final because he looked like Jesus and how drunk do you have to be to watch darts live? (w/Jesus pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 75
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2012-12-12 10:56:04 PM  
i'm thinkin' hay-zeus might have been a few shades darker.
 
2012-12-12 11:12:38 PM  
Scottish
 
2012-12-12 11:53:05 PM  
You start with not very and by the time of the finals it's I'm the awesomest dart watcher in the history of totally cool dart watchers, those chicks totally dig me.

/darts at He's Not Here in Chapel Hill was teh fun
 
2012-12-13 12:03:44 AM  
You mean I should remove "Dart Disciple" from my resume?
 
2012-12-13 12:23:57 AM  
What a darts fan might look like:

img826.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-13 12:25:44 AM  
oooooOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEHHHUUUUUUNNNNNNNDREDandEIEEIIIGGGHHHHHTTTYYYYYYY! !!!!!

vossiewulf: You start with not very and by the time of the finals it's I'm the awesomest dart watcher in the history of totally cool dart watchers, those chicks totally dig me.

/darts at He's Not Here in Chapel Hill was teh fun


Played out of Fayettenam in the mid-80's. North Carolina had a great darts scene.
 
2012-12-13 12:27:33 AM  
The War on Christmas continues.

Thanks, Liberals!!
 
2012-12-13 12:28:49 AM  
"He didn't call me 'Jesus'. He said, "Hey, Zeus." My name is Zeus."

"Zeus?"

"Yeah, Zeus. As in father of Apollo, god of Mount Olympus, don't fark with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, Zeus!:
 
2012-12-13 12:30:14 AM  
Hell, I could watch this all day!

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-12-13 12:30:31 AM  
Looks, meebe, more like an Allman bro from the classic era than Jeebus.
 
2012-12-13 12:31:15 AM  
NEWSFLASH: Jesus wasn't white.

/scroll at 11
 
2012-12-13 12:31:15 AM  
He said: "There was a lot of chanting of Jesus and I think to avoid it becoming too much of a distraction for the players he was taken by security to another part of the complex."

Mr Allen added: "There is plenty of audience participation. They are encouraged to support the players within certain boundaries."


So, he was ejected because the other fans were being total assholes and distracting the players.

The fact they can buy four-pint pitchers certainly helps.

Yes. Yes, I'm certain it does.
 
2012-12-13 12:32:41 AM  
Subby, have you seen some of those darts live audiences? Those people start drinking at least 4 hours before it begins. They get way too into it.
 
2012-12-13 12:34:33 AM  
60 60 60
180

*crickets*
 
2012-12-13 12:35:32 AM  
Not all dart enthusiasts need be drunk to be assholes.

i9.photobucket.com 

/9 something. . .never forget
 
2012-12-13 12:35:47 AM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-12-13 12:36:59 AM  
i'm thinker than you drunk i am
 
2012-12-13 12:42:23 AM  
I watched darts once on the internet. For like several hours, and it wasn't all that bad. Not something I would do everyday, but something that is good to have on in the background, like at a bar.
 
2012-12-13 12:43:00 AM  

red5ish: [imageshack.us image 400x321]


The fark is that?
 
2012-12-13 12:44:24 AM  

studebaker hoch: NEWSFLASH: Jesus wasn't white.

/scroll at 11


You dont know that. maybe he glowed with a white light. you simply dont know. you THINK you know, but you dont know.
 
2012-12-13 12:49:05 AM  
blogs.miaminewtimes.com

or a ginger.
 
2012-12-13 12:49:35 AM  

K3rmy: Not all dart enthusiasts need be drunk to be assholes.

[i9.photobucket.com image 400x400] 

/9 something. . .never forget

 

Came for the Zima S Defita. Leaving smug.
 
2012-12-13 12:49:49 AM  

Linkster: red5ish: [imageshack.us image 400x321]

The fark is that?



I know, but I'm not telling. What I want to know is, why the fark are his hands glowing?
 
2012-12-13 12:52:02 AM  
images.tribe.net

rlv.zcache.co.uk
 
2012-12-13 12:52:03 AM  

adeist69: Linkster: red5ish: [imageshack.us image 400x321]

The fark is that?


I know, but I'm not telling. What I want to know is, why the fark are his hands glowing?


That's not white, it's translucent!
 
2012-12-13 12:52:14 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.comwww.bagofnothing.com
I don't see it. 
 
2012-12-13 12:52:16 AM  

K3rmy: Not all dart enthusiasts need be drunk to be assholes.

[i9.photobucket.com image 400x400] 

/9 something. . .never forget


oi47.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-13 12:52:52 AM  
Wasn't Jesus from the middle east? that guy looks Irish.
 
2012-12-13 12:54:01 AM  
This is literally the dumbest thing evar.
1. Jesus was Gaelic?
2. How would someone know what Jesus looks like anyway? (other than looking middle eastern)
3. Why would someone get kicked out over something like this?
I mean, I look more like Jesus than this guy (and I'm actually Jewish, too).
 
2012-12-13 12:54:14 AM  

Linkster: red5ish: [imageshack.us image 400x321]

The fark is that?


Just what it looks like, a deluxe Jesus action figure. it's deluxe because it comes with fish, loaves and a wine jug.
Oh, and his hands glow in the dark. Merry Christmas!
 
2012-12-13 12:54:37 AM  
He looks more like Zach Galifianakis in a wig.
 
2012-12-13 12:55:15 AM  
its almost exactly how i would have pictured the return of jesus...

Crowd "*gasp its jesus!"

authority figures " GET HIM "
 
2012-12-13 12:55:55 AM  

Linkster: adeist69: Linkster: red5ish: [imageshack.us image 400x321]

The fark is that?


I know, but I'm not telling. What I want to know is, why the fark are his hands glowing?

That's not white, it's translucent!


Transfiguration?
 
2012-12-13 12:56:14 AM  
I wonder if he ever gets kicked out of church
 
2012-12-13 12:59:54 AM  

BlousyBrown: I wonder if he ever gets kicked out of church


I wonder if he ever gets kicked out of Bee Gees reunion concerts.
 
2012-12-13 01:00:28 AM  
Meh - A friend of mine looked more like Jesus (classic white Jesus, not what he probably looked like in reality) than that and I've played in darts tournaments.

People who play and watch darts are usually drunk. This should not come as a surprise to Farkers.
 
2012-12-13 01:00:41 AM  
i1.mirror.co.uk
3.bp.blogspot.com



Striking resemblance.
 
2012-12-13 01:00:46 AM  
RED HEADED JESUS
I've always wanted to say that.
 
2012-12-13 01:01:46 AM  

BlousyBrown: I wonder if he ever gets kicked out of church


Better if he was asked to Preach!
 
2012-12-13 01:02:40 AM  
How drunk do you have to be before that guy starts looking like Jesus?
 
2012-12-13 01:21:38 AM  
The odds of Jesus being some skinny white guy who was a carpenter in that part of the world in that era with no power tools or other white people is pretty remote.
 
2012-12-13 01:21:56 AM  
I had a '75 that started life with a 318. It ended life with a 440 bored and stroked to 489. I didn't learn my lesson, so then I got a '68. So, yeah, I guess I'm a fan.
 
2012-12-13 01:26:22 AM  
Looks more like Steve Cropper than Jesus.

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-13 01:26:25 AM  
I once spent a night in jail with Jesus.

He looked nothing like that guy.
 
2012-12-13 01:28:01 AM  

bunner: The odds of Jesus being some skinny white guy who was a carpenter in that part of the world in that era with no power tools or other white people is pretty remote.



Ask Mary Magdalene about Jesus' "power tool".
 
2012-12-13 01:29:56 AM  

K3rmy: Not all dart enthusiasts need be drunk to be assholes.


The worst ones back in my dart playing days were the reformed alcoholics who drank coffee all night. I used to hate playing with these assholes, and remembered them as being a lot more fun when they were drunks.
 
2012-12-13 01:34:55 AM  
You don't have to be that drunk when you live on an island that has Benny Hill for their main entertainment (and most think its funny) besides soccer and your nearest neighbor is France.
 
2012-12-13 01:36:24 AM  

DownDaRiver: You don't have to be that drunk when you live on an island that has Benny Hill for their main entertainment (and most think its funny) besides soccer and your nearest neighbor is France.


If my nearest neighbor was France it'd give me something to throw the darts at.
 
2012-12-13 01:42:36 AM  
Goddamn Allman Brothers screw everything up.
 
2012-12-13 01:48:46 AM  
Dino M. Zaffina does not approve.
 
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