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2012-12-13 11:47:22 AM

Banned on the Run: Yea, cleavage.

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I was born there. Lots of slums and the weather sucks.... Oh, I thought you said "Cleveland"...
 
2012-12-13 11:48:48 AM
Boobs. Keeping butterfaces in the gene pool.
 
2012-12-13 11:59:07 AM
I like you subby!
 
2012-12-13 12:03:36 PM
They call her Uberjuggs.
 
2012-12-13 12:03:59 PM
stoopidhousewives.files.wordpress.com
Ummmmmmmm, Okay.The good, the bad and the ugly.  Lol.
 
2012-12-13 12:08:52 PM

Marcintosh: Am I the only one that, besides the obvious, noticed that SHE'S BAREFOOT as well?

Must be fresh from the kitchen.

Whar mai SAMMICH? 


Where the hell does one find such wimmens?
This image is going to haunt me - thank christ


Quentin Tarantino, is that you?
 
2012-12-13 12:09:45 PM

rikkitikkitavi: mein gott. sie hat riesige titten

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If that kid is 4 days old, he must have produced carnage on the way out.
 
2012-12-13 12:10:30 PM

busy chillin': I read a simple animal book to my five month old son last night. He tried to chew the pages.


What's his login?
 
2012-12-13 12:13:43 PM
FTA: "In 18 years, he'll be at Yale or Oxford. You'll see."

What if he doesn't want to go to either? Then he's a big failure in mommy's eyes and she'll be blubbering and asking herself where she went wrong. What an elitist coont.
 
2012-12-13 12:17:56 PM
She's also a piece of shiat reality star whore. They didn't mention that of course. We're just supposed to think she's some regular mom..who no nah in no way wants attention... fark man I was reading when i was farking 4, and that was before farking internet. Big God damn deal you attention whore.

And who's the farking farkwit who keeps posting utter shiat from British tabloids and Utter CRAP from Jezebel? fark you go stick a farking telephone pole up your farking useless ass, assholes.
 
2012-12-13 12:19:08 PM

Gabrielmot: Got her beat, we're teaching our kid to read in the womb...

Seriously.


I hope it's paperbacks you're giving him in there.
 
2012-12-13 12:21:44 PM
Submitter WIN!

/Bewbies FTW
 
2012-12-13 12:36:46 PM
She's got boobs. I've always admired that quality
 
2012-12-13 12:55:11 PM
blogs.guardian.co.uk

This is not obscure.
 
2012-12-13 12:59:43 PM

BinkyBoy: [blogs.guardian.co.uk image 460x276]

This is not obscure.


There's nothing obscure about Honey I Shrunk the Kids
 
2012-12-13 01:11:07 PM

KingKauff: BinkyBoy: [blogs.guardian.co.uk image 460x276]

This is not obscure.

There's nothing obscure about Honey I Shrunk the Kids


Dude, that's Little Shop of Horrors.

/DUH
 
2012-12-13 01:31:27 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: KingKauff: BinkyBoy: [blogs.guardian.co.uk image 460x276]

This is not obscure.

There's nothing obscure about Honey I Shrunk the Kids

Dude, that's Little Shop of Horrors.

/DUH


Please. Everyone knows SCTV. That's Dave Thomas reading the book.
 
2012-12-13 01:35:34 PM
Wait, wait, wait, wait. An article, from the UK, with smoking hot in the headline, and it was actually true?

highfivetothat.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-13 01:49:57 PM
I thought there was a study recently that showed that teaching sight reading (at least for English) is counterproductive, for more advanced reading. Because the child has no ability to read an unknown word. And teaching them phonics is more difficult because they are sight reading the words they already know during lessons meaning that they get less out of the lessons and it consequently takes longer.

/[citation needed]
//can't google as I'm only typing with one hand.
 
2012-12-13 03:32:37 PM
I only have one kid, but he was in the early reader/late talker camp, so in other words, he's messed up and muddling along. When he was younger those "your baby can read" commercials came on all the time and I always thought how big a bunch of crap that was. That's not reading, that's training. Even though he's early yet, since he can spell his own name and tries to sound out words, we're working with him on it. I figure since I'm going to routinely fail him throughout his lifetime on things both big and small, the least I can do is make him smart enough to know how bad he's screwed.
 
2012-12-13 03:41:46 PM

moel: Mark Ratner: "Mum?" I wish British people would stop using that word and speak American.

Maybe once you teach Kevin Bacon to say Mo-Bile, instead of Mo-bul...we'll think about it...

Actually no, fark off......Mom is one of the shiattest words available in the English Language, due to you yanks.


"Mom" is a very versatile word...backwards it's "Mom"....upside down it's "woW".

Besides, the Queen's English has been bastardized by the Irish.

/I'm Irish so piss off you bloody wanker.

/jk
 
2012-12-13 03:44:09 PM

Gawdzila: "she used to run through a set of ten flashcards with her son twice a day. 'I would show John words like "milk", give him my breast"

I would like to sign up for this class.


I'm a bit slow, so I'll need lots of repetition to get the whole milk=breast down. Practice makes perfect.
 
2012-12-13 03:47:55 PM

swahnhennessy: She's not that hot. Fleshy jugs might attract the eye, but have some dignity, guys.


We're all ashamed that our opinions went against yours. You're the boss, hennessy.

/f*ck...I just broke my sarcasm meter. Spiked too quickly and now the motor's burned.
 
2012-12-13 03:51:49 PM
Let's subject this kid to the Turing Test.
 
2012-12-13 04:00:10 PM

DaCaptain19: We're all ashamed that our opinions went against yours. You're the boss, hennessy.


That's more like it.

Carry on.
 
2012-12-13 04:04:16 PM

StashMonster: GRRRR


Sorry, didn't mean to bring horrible flashbacks into your day....

/known a few too many people like that (ex-sister-in-law was the worst)
//just let the kid be a kid
 
2012-12-13 07:10:04 PM

busy chillin': Perducci: ringersol: At four days the kid's not even going to be *awake* long enough for you to point at a book with any regularity.

"Tiger parents" (aka Control Freaks) are pretty terrifying.

Don't be silly. I'm sure this woman has somehow figured out a secret to parenting, teaching, and even physiology (to get past that nasty "sleeping all the time and eyes that can barely focus" stuff) that none of the billions of parents and experts who came before here were able to get right. And I'm sure that this newborn is going to turn out smarter than any human being in history and is truly a child prodigy who makes even Mozart, Picasso, Magnus Carlsen, and all others pale in comparison . It seems totally totally legitimate.

Can't it just be a good thing the parent's are interacting and talking to the child? Why do you have to go all derpy?

If you don't like it, don't read to your super young kids. She isn't hurting you.


I'm sorry. I didn't realize that we're only supposed to comment about people who are hurting us. I guess the mods and admins should get busy clearing out about 99.999% of the comments on Fark.
 
2012-12-13 07:41:57 PM
Looks a little like Kim Komando who is also hot.
 
2012-12-14 09:36:13 AM

Perducci: busy chillin': Perducci: ringersol: At four days the kid's not even going to be *awake* long enough for you to point at a book with any regularity.

"Tiger parents" (aka Control Freaks) are pretty terrifying.

Don't be silly. I'm sure this woman has somehow figured out a secret to parenting, teaching, and even physiology (to get past that nasty "sleeping all the time and eyes that can barely focus" stuff) that none of the billions of parents and experts who came before here were able to get right. And I'm sure that this newborn is going to turn out smarter than any human being in history and is truly a child prodigy who makes even Mozart, Picasso, Magnus Carlsen, and all others pale in comparison . It seems totally totally legitimate.

Can't it just be a good thing the parent's are interacting and talking to the child? Why do you have to go all derpy?

If you don't like it, don't read to your super young kids. She isn't hurting you.

I'm sorry. I didn't realize that we're only supposed to comment about people who are hurting us. I guess the mods and admins should get busy clearing out about 99.999% of the comments on Fark.


Don't read to your kids
 
2012-12-14 12:12:29 PM

revrendjim: 'I would show John words like "milk", give him my breast...'

That would make Pavlov drool.


It sure made me drool
 
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