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mhd
2012-12-13 06:47:37 AM
A drunk father also helps motivate a child to write angry letters from an early age.
 
2012-12-13 06:55:21 AM

mhd: A drunk father also helps motivate a child to write angry letters from an early age.


Maybe your drunk father. Mine taught me how to drive, cook, and bring home a paycheck before I was 2.

Now, I'm 9 years old and look where I am... Sitting amongst my intellectual equals here on Fark.

I've come full circle.
 
2012-12-13 07:06:53 AM

DanZero: Does a "smoking hot" Daily Fail/Sun link have to be greenlit every day now? It's been nearly a week of consecutive troll-bait disappointments....

fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x706]

I stand corrected, and I didn't even have to click, but still Fark, you're on watch


this is why the 'smoking hot' troll still works

/ always check the thread first
// ran out of eye bleach a long time ago
///too much of that shiat isn't good for you
 
2012-12-13 07:10:40 AM
what is the rush?
 
2012-12-13 07:13:19 AM
Dana says John - her only child - was pointing and using basic...

Sadly that explains a lot. Try keeping an eye on two or three toddlers & this type of nonsense stops as you're just too exhausted to anything more than the basics. Poor John will want to get to Oxford or Yale (or anywhere that will have him) as soon as possible to escape this lunatic (and to escape all his friends constantly wanting to go to his house... to eye fark mom)

/it's sad how many parents of just one child suddenly become experts on all children & how they do things is the only way possible to raise a child
 
2012-12-13 07:14:15 AM
What a smoking hot mum close up looks like

faculty.ucc.edu
 
2012-12-13 07:19:51 AM

jfivealive: What a smoking hot mum close up looks like

[faculty.ucc.edu image 637x478]


ummm... they are not on fire?
 
2012-12-13 07:20:54 AM
She's not that hot. Fleshy jugs might attract the eye, but have some dignity, guys.
 
2012-12-13 07:20:57 AM
They grow up so fast these days.
 
2012-12-13 07:26:35 AM

swahnhennessy: She's not that hot. Fleshy jugs might attract the eye, but have some dignity, guys.


Sharp knees, etc etc?
 
2012-12-13 07:28:00 AM

swahnhennessy: She's not that hot. Fleshy jugs might attract the eye, but have some dignity, guys.


no, not hot, but i wouldn't throw her out of bed either.
 
2012-12-13 07:29:51 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: jfivealive: What a smoking hot mum close up looks like

[faculty.ucc.edu image 637x478]

ummm... they are not on fire?


as good as it gets

fc00.deviantart.net
 
2012-12-13 07:36:51 AM
img384.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-13 07:51:37 AM

Mark Ratner: "Mum?" I wish British people would stop using that word and speak American.


My second shift person calls his mother 'mum' and he's 'merican. Never can understand why he calls her that....
 
2012-12-13 07:58:59 AM

Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 535x558]


you know...that took way too long to get here.
 
2012-12-13 08:04:03 AM

fusillade762: Here's another pic for to better view teh bewbs.


Faaaaaark. I'd put a frog in her pail to keep that milk from going sour, ifyaknowwhatImean.
 
2012-12-13 08:14:28 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk 

I came
 
2012-12-13 08:17:48 AM
Lots of people can read. It doesn't mean they are going to Harvard.
 
2012-12-13 08:29:58 AM

BSABSVR: 3 year olds can read. 4 day olds, no. Don't be farking stupid.


Particularly intelligent 3 year olds can read, a little, on occasion. 5 or 6 is normal.
 
2012-12-13 08:35:04 AM
Enjoy the view boys, her voice sounds like a 5-pack a day chain smoker and she is dumb as a rock - or at least she pretends to be when she is on Real Housewives.

/don't judge.
 
2012-12-13 08:36:32 AM
Am I the only one that, besides the obvious, noticed that SHE'S BAREFOOT as well?

Must be fresh from the kitchen.

Whar mai SAMMICH? 


Where the hell does one find such wimmens?
This image is going to haunt me - thank christ
 
2012-12-13 08:37:52 AM
My daughter turned 3 this month and can recognize most of the alphabet on flash cards. That was without Baby Einstein or anything similar. She 'colors' with my iPod in the car to keep herself occupied as well.
 
2012-12-13 08:40:19 AM

Shyla: Enjoy the view boys, her voice sounds like a 5-pack a day chain smoker and she is dumb as a rock - or at least she pretends to be when she is on Real Housewives.


With what I have in mind, she won't be able to talk.
 
2012-12-13 08:40:36 AM
She looks like a b*tch... and a gold digger.

DO NOT WANT!
 
2012-12-13 08:41:42 AM
and to think, i was proud when my daughter started full on walking at 9 months old....
 
2012-12-13 08:47:21 AM
i478.photobucket.com

/can't believe I'm the first
 
2012-12-13 08:49:00 AM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-13 08:51:13 AM
Wasn't there someone on here that had a sister that was homeschooled or something. I forget what that was all about.
 
2012-12-13 08:53:36 AM
I have a free-range 3yo. We let him learn at his own pace, when he wants to learn. At 18 months one of his little friends could count to ten and his mother was SO PROUD. That kid could say "onetwothreefour...", he had ZERO understanding of what it meant. Mine just played with his cars until he could cognitively understand that two cars is more than one car and then we started counting stuff and then we started showing him the number and telling that meant "2" and now the kid can count to 13 and do simple addition and subtraction. No special courses or flashcards or any of that jazz - just counting everywhere we went (steps, trees, cars, leaves, whatever).

Your kid is going to be smart or stupid - as long as you pay attention to them and talk to them they'll learn to their potential.
 
2012-12-13 08:57:13 AM

Rattlehead: Yowza! I'd form a conjunction with her.


Dangling participle, some kinda metaphor sex thing
 
2012-12-13 08:57:20 AM
She's an event planner.

Therefore, she's an OCD harridan.

/The boobage almost makes up for that, though.
 
2012-12-13 08:58:48 AM
I would not hit it without checking first. That's a Man baby yeah.
 
2012-12-13 08:59:27 AM

Wodan11: From TFA: He's 3 yrs old and just now starting to recognize words. She started to read to him at 4 days old.

Nothing to see here (except for the stacked mom), move along.


I taught myself to read by the age of 2. My parents both said I was always pointing at words on signs and asking 'what does that say', and they'd tell me. Then I started putting the words together to make sentences, and then read our set of encyclopedias from A to Z.

/that kid is slacking
 
2012-12-13 09:03:43 AM
"she used to run through a set of ten flashcards with her son twice a day. 'I would show John words like "milk", give him my breast"

I would like to sign up for this class.
 
2012-12-13 09:04:56 AM
yowza. this is the kind of early edamukayshun i can get behind. seriously, i want to 'hop-on-it-like-pop'
 
2012-12-13 09:06:48 AM

JonnyG: Somebody kill these parents. People like this are delusional.

Kids should not be "taught" anything until at least 3 or 4 years of age, and even then only if they are interested.


Why? Young kids can be taught quite productively if you know what you're doing.
Teaching a kid "baby sign" can allow them to tell you whether they're hungry or whatever even before they can speak.
I don't really see the downside.
 
2012-12-13 09:07:45 AM
*grunts approvingly*
 
2012-12-13 09:07:53 AM
i219.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-13 09:08:35 AM

Gawdzila: "she used to run through a set of ten flashcards with her son twice a day. 'I would show John words like "milk", give him my breast"

I would like to sign up for this class.


call Van Wilder, i think he had some kind of topless tutoring business set up.
 
2012-12-13 09:11:17 AM

Bendal: Wodan11: From TFA: He's 3 yrs old and just now starting to recognize words. She started to read to him at 4 days old.

Nothing to see here (except for the stacked mom), move along.

I taught myself to read by the age of 2. My parents both said I was always pointing at words on signs and asking 'what does that say', and they'd tell me. Then I started putting the words together to make sentences, and then read our set of encyclopedias from A to Z.

/that kid is slacking


My parents say this sort of thing about me. Personally I think it's bullshiat.

/my "reading" at three was memorizing the book
 
2012-12-13 09:11:17 AM
Hell, I was circumcised as a babby and it hurt so bad I didn't walk for a year.
 
2012-12-13 09:12:35 AM

PoRL: Plan B) The kid has something called "a childhood".


While I'm not at all one to use the old "That's how it always was, so kets keep doing it", this idea that childhood is a time purely of leisure and fun is really a new idea, historically speaking.

Here's a better idea: kids can actually have a rewarding and fulfilling life by actually doing things instead of this idea that they should be able to just do nothing.
 
2012-12-13 09:14:05 AM

NeoBad: I would not hit it without checking first. That's a Man baby yeah.


If that's a man, he can have his way with me.
 
2012-12-13 09:14:44 AM
i.imgur.com

You were . . . what were you saying?
 
2012-12-13 09:17:51 AM
Of course you can teach some children to do things much earlier than their peers. Other than braging rights, it does nothing for the child. ventually, other kids catch up and there is no difference between the children.

Mom, helicopter away from the child.
 
2012-12-13 09:18:00 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Early learning mentor: Dana with son John, who she has been teaching to read since he was four days old. She said it will be worth it when he ends up at Oxford or Yale University

That kid is doomed.


cl.jroo.me
 
zez
2012-12-13 09:18:53 AM
I had both of my boys reading books before they were 3, it's not that hard.

/off to read the cleavage
 
2012-12-13 09:19:12 AM

abhorrent1: How did fark become the Daily Mails biatch? Does it have a really big cock or something?


3.bp.blogspot.com
 

YES
 
2012-12-13 09:19:18 AM

wambu: [i.imgur.com image 150x163]

You were . . . what were you saying?


Moley moley moley moley...
 
2012-12-13 09:20:28 AM
Did anyone else notice that the mother pictured in the article has rather large breasts?
 
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