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(Daily Mail)   Not News: Smoking hot 39-year-old mum teaches child to read. Fark: The kid is four days old (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 177
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2012-12-12 09:02:06 PM
Wow. Now, what were you saying about the kid?
 
2012-12-12 09:10:59 PM
Just like I taught the dog to tune a piano. She didn't learn it, but I taught her.
 
2012-12-12 09:29:53 PM
that kid's never going hungry.
 
2012-12-12 09:37:56 PM
That cleavage made me forget how to read for a minute.
 
2012-12-12 09:47:16 PM
TL, DR
 
2012-12-12 10:15:07 PM
3 year olds can read. 4 day olds, no. Don't be farking stupid.
 
2012-12-12 10:34:16 PM
'I would show John words like "milk", give him my breast...'

That would make Pavlov drool.
 
2012-12-12 11:51:31 PM
Oh look, she's on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Coincidence? Funny that they fail to mention that in TFA.

Here's another pic for to better view teh bewbs.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-12-12 11:53:06 PM
Follow up: Child decides to breastfeed to the grave.
 
2012-12-12 11:58:15 PM
Does a "smoking hot" Daily Fail/Sun link have to be greenlit every day now? It's been nearly a week of consecutive troll-bait disappointments....

fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x706]


I stand corrected, and I didn't even have to click, but still Fark, you're on watch
 
2012-12-13 12:29:13 AM
"I tried to start him on 'Atlas Shrugged,' but he just rolled his eyes at me and violently shat for both distance and power."
 
2012-12-13 01:22:04 AM
"Mum?" I wish British people would stop using that word and speak American.
 
2012-12-13 01:46:37 AM
si0.twimg.com
 
2012-12-13 02:28:38 AM
Smoking hot 39-year-old mum 

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2012-12-13 05:15:20 AM
Bit of the crazy in the second pic.

She's one to live through the kid.
 
2012-12-13 05:15:35 AM

fusillade762: Oh look, she's on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Coincidence? Funny that they fail to mention that in TFA.

Here's another pic for to better view teh bewbs.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x706]



Nice floats.
 
2012-12-13 05:15:46 AM
Nice Eldridge Cleavage!

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-12-13 05:20:07 AM
A is for Apple.

B is for Boobs. Breasts. Bewbs. Boobies. Bazongas. Bouncers. Tits.
 
2012-12-13 05:21:27 AM

martid4: Nice Eldridge Cleavage!


i233.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-13 05:26:29 AM
Professional AW teaches baby to read, accord to the Daily Mail.

Sounds legit
 
2012-12-13 05:29:25 AM
Plan B) The kid has something called "a childhood".
 
2012-12-13 05:30:12 AM
Bah. Toss all newborn babies out into the woods. Any that come out on their own can stay. Fark all the rest.
 
2012-12-13 05:31:21 AM
How did fark become the Daily Mails biatch? Does it have a really big cock or something?
 
2012-12-13 05:32:10 AM

Mark Ratner: "Mum?" I wish British people would stop using that word and speak American.


Maybe once you teach Kevin Bacon to say Mo-Bile, instead of Mo-bul...we'll think about it...

Actually no, fark off......Mom is one of the shiattest words available in the English Language, due to you yanks.
 
2012-12-13 05:32:19 AM
Okay, she started the teaching at 4 days old.. and is using something called baby sign language. I doubt he could focus his eyes on anything that young.
 
2012-12-13 05:32:32 AM
From TFA: He's 3 yrs old and just now starting to recognize words. She started to read to him at 4 days old.

Nothing to see here (except for the stacked mom), move along.
 
2012-12-13 05:34:11 AM

abhorrent1: How did fark become the Daily Mails biatch? Does it have a really big cock or something?


It gets worse, we're now trapped in a sort of Fark, Daily Mail cycle.... they've clearly taken a look at their web stats recently and noticed that a large percentage comes from Fark, so now i'm reading stories on Fark and then about 12 hours to a day later, the same story appears almost verbatim on the Mails website.
 
2012-12-13 05:41:25 AM

Mark Ratner: "Mum?" I wish British people would stop using that word and speak American.


Mum on mum? Sounds like mif porn.
 
2012-12-13 05:44:29 AM
Yeah, cause American is a language and English 'tis not


Please teach me the word milk lady,please
 
2012-12-13 05:45:20 AM
mein gott. sie hat riesige titten

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-12-13 05:45:24 AM
June Cleavage there may be on to something there.
 
2012-12-13 05:52:01 AM
moel: abhorrent1: How did fark become the Daily Mails biatch? Does it have a really big cock or something?

It gets worse, we're now trapped in a sort of Fark, Daily Mail cycle.... they've clearly taken a look at their web stats recently and noticed that a large percentage comes from Fark, so now i'm reading stories on Fark and then about 12 hours to a day later, the same story appears almost verbatim on the Mails website.



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What if it becomes one? What then?

Daily Fark, It's Not News It's Complete Horseshiat. Then a bunch of "stories" like Are Immigrants Drinking Our Water filled with words like Wheeled Rollingham instead of car.
 
2012-12-13 05:53:29 AM
That kid is four days old?
I'm not sure he should still be breast feeding.
Either that or a very painful birth.
 
2012-12-13 05:54:07 AM
Early learning mentor: Dana with son John, who she has been teaching to read since he was four days old. She said it will be worth it when he ends up at Oxford or Yale University

That kid is doomed.
 
2012-12-13 05:56:10 AM
Somebody kill these parents. People like this are delusional.

Kids should not be "taught" anything until at least 3 or 4 years of age, and even then only if they are interested.
 
2012-12-13 05:59:14 AM
As if a child called "Jordan" is ever going to go to university.
 
2012-12-13 05:59:29 AM
Another "smoking hot" Daily Mail submission.... better check the comments first just to be safe.

Not bad. Fappable. Still gonna check comments first from now on.
 
2012-12-13 06:00:57 AM
Subby needs some reading skills of their own. The mom STARTED trying to teach the kid when he was 4 days old, which doesn't mean shiat.
 
2012-12-13 06:08:33 AM
I'd milk it.
 
2012-12-13 06:11:36 AM
How is babby teached?
 
2012-12-13 06:13:39 AM
This story captures almost everything that's wrong with elitists. I feel bad for the kid.
 
2012-12-13 06:15:57 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Early learning mentor: Dana with son John, who she has been teaching to read since he was four days old. She said it will be worth it when he ends up at Oxford or Yale University

That kid is doomed.


What about Cambridge you farkers?!
 
2012-12-13 06:17:27 AM

Mock26: Bah. Toss all newborn babies out into the woods. Any that come out on their own can stay. Fark all the rest.


I would suggest you run from any that came out of the woods.
 
2012-12-13 06:17:37 AM
Yowza! I'd form a conjunction with her.
 
2012-12-13 06:19:20 AM

abhorrent1: How did fark become the Daily Mails biatch? Does it have a really big cock or something?


Ever since the Weekly World News went tits up 5 years ago someone else had to step up to the plate...
 
2012-12-13 06:31:55 AM
I suppose I'll check just how fugly this Mail Online 'smoking hot' cave troll is and- ohmygod! This... this smoking hot milf is smoking hot milfy. Will wonders never cease?

/fap
//fap
///fap
 
2012-12-13 06:32:26 AM
Thats gotta be the biggest 4 day old kid in history.

She is ruined, RUINED, I say.
 
2012-12-13 06:39:05 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-13 06:39:28 AM

I sound fat: Thats gotta be the biggest 4 day old kid in history.

She is ruined, RUINED, I say.


There are some advantages. Wondering where the G-spot is? Climb right in with a work-light and a car buffer.
 
mhd
2012-12-13 06:47:37 AM
A drunk father also helps motivate a child to write angry letters from an early age.
 
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