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		Farmhand arrested for having sex with a miniature donkey claims it's his constitutional right to get himself a little ass (dailymail.co.uk)		26
		More: Followup, Carlos R. Romero, bestiality, Ocala Star-Banner, constitutional rights, Caroline Wozniacki, Human sexual activity, animal cruelty, Friendly's

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BravadoGT		2012-12-12 10:46:33 PM

4 votes:

"Romero was taken into custody at the Ocala farm where he was employed after reportedly admitting to police that he becomes aroused when seeing animals in heat and mating."

In fact--he's thinking about it RIGHT NOW

i.dailymail.co.uk

I_Am_Weasel		2012-12-12 08:40:00 PM

3 votes:

Why I'd not last long at writing headlines...

Yankee diddled Doodle dandy!

LazerFish		2012-12-13 09:59:56 AM

2 votes:

No wonder Eeyore was so depressed.

doglover		2012-12-13 03:22:36 AM

2 votes:

Satanus Maximus: Poor Doodle took a guy's noodle up his kaboodle...

th00.deviantart.net

Still a better love story than Twilight.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-12-12 11:25:49 PM

2 votes:

He'll have plenty of time to mule it over

Snarfangel		2012-12-12 10:37:40 PM

2 votes:

Here is a picture of the victim:
www.mrouse.com

Snarfangel		2012-12-12 10:14:23 PM

2 votes:

Well, if you cross a zebra with a donkey, you get a zonkey. The farmhand was probably just trying to create a honkey.

LazerFish		2012-12-13 05:30:48 PM

1 votes:

The state I live in has a law that says it is legal to have sex with an animal as long as it is under 45lbs. How did they come up with that? Some lawmaker have a chicken fetish or something?

AbiNormal		2012-12-13 11:43:28 AM

1 votes:

Son of Thunder		2012-12-13 11:34:41 AM

1 votes:

BravadoGT: "Romero was taken into custody at the Ocala farm where he was employed after reportedly admitting to police that he becomes aroused when seeing animals in heat and mating."

In fact--he's thinking about it RIGHT NOW

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x391]

Looks like the guy from Thanks Smokey.

Son of Thunder		2012-12-13 11:30:02 AM

1 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: You've realized you've just proved the anti gay marriage people right about the slippery slope.

www.fugly.com

Turtles, dude. You were warned.

FTDA		2012-12-13 10:50:22 AM

1 votes:

Mugato		2012-12-13 08:12:48 AM

1 votes:

We test cosmetics on animals without their consent (maybe we don't anymore because of public opinion but the point is, it's not illegal). If we're allowed to put lipstick on a rabbit and spray cologne in its face, why can't we also fark it?

/defending bestiality at 8:00AM at work

Day_Old_Dutchie		2012-12-13 06:14:58 AM

1 votes:

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 480x360]
"Why, that's not just a farmhand, son..."

MISTER "Farm" Hands to you...

JonnyBGoode		2012-12-13 05:23:29 AM

1 votes:

/oblig

homelessdude		2012-12-13 04:07:27 AM

1 votes:

Daily Mail?

Save your time reading the article. Generate your own headine and make a story up in your head based on the output. The net result of ingesting something relevant will be about the same.

Duck_of_Doom		2012-12-13 03:39:13 AM

1 votes:

He wanted to wish the donkey Buon Natale in a very special way.

david_gaithersburg		2012-12-13 03:11:34 AM

1 votes:

I thought we were supposed to pretend that this is ok because he was born this way, and all of that crap.

Wayne 985		2012-12-13 03:06:34 AM

1 votes:

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 480x360]
"Why, that's not just a farmhand, son..."

Tell me Hitler at least took that donkey to a Leafs game first.

(The sketches for that show must've started as a game of Mad Libs.)

L.D. Ablo		2012-12-13 02:48:13 AM

1 votes:

/obligatory

Darth_Lukecash		2012-12-13 12:19:32 AM

1 votes:

BravadoGT: Lsherm: The motion argues that the law encroaches on Romero's due process rights, according to the Ocala Star-Banner.
The paper reported that the Fourteenth Amendment's Equal Protection Clause, which was the basis for the landmark Brown v. Board of Education case, has been violated in Romero's case.

If this actually works, it's going to be a free-for-all in Florida. I'm pretty sure he's trying to claim a violation of the bolded part below without actually reading the rest of the amendment (underlined):

Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

Unless they're going to argue that the donkey falls within jurisdiction of equal protection of the laws and wasn't granted it with the bestiality laws, which just sounds insane.

Actually, the linked article in the Daily Fail explains the whole thing in great detail. I was off the mark completely.

He does have a point, sort of. To survive a challenge under Equal Protection, the laws banning beastiality must pass the Supreme Court's "Rational Basis Test." I suppose they could argue that it's rational for society to outlaw it for health-related reasons (spreading diseases from animals to humans, e.g.) but really--the only reason it's outlawed is because people find it disgusting and offensive. It really should be something more than that before the government is allowed to put you in jail for it.

You've realized you've just proved the anti gay marriage people right about the slippery slope.