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(Daily Mail)   Farmhand arrested for having sex with a miniature donkey claims it's his constitutional right to get himself a little ass   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 26
    More: Followup, Carlos R. Romero, bestiality, Ocala Star-Banner, constitutional rights, Caroline Wozniacki, Human sexual activity, animal cruelty, Friendly's  
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2012-12-12 10:46:33 PM
4 votes:
"Romero was taken into custody at the Ocala farm where he was employed after reportedly admitting to police that he becomes aroused when seeing animals in heat and mating."

In fact--he's thinking about it RIGHT NOW

i.dailymail.co.uk
2012-12-12 08:40:00 PM
3 votes:
Why I'd not last long at writing headlines...

Yankee diddled Doodle dandy!
2012-12-13 09:59:56 AM
2 votes:
No wonder Eeyore was so depressed.
2012-12-13 03:22:36 AM
2 votes:

Satanus Maximus: Poor Doodle took a guy's noodle up his kaboodle...


th00.deviantart.net


Still a better love story than Twilight.
2012-12-12 11:25:49 PM
2 votes:
He'll have plenty of time to mule it over
2012-12-12 10:37:40 PM
2 votes:
Here is a picture of the victim:
www.mrouse.com
2012-12-12 10:14:23 PM
2 votes:
Well, if you cross a zebra with a donkey, you get a zonkey. The farmhand was probably just trying to create a honkey.
2012-12-13 05:30:48 PM
1 votes:
The state I live in has a law that says it is legal to have sex with an animal as long as it is under 45lbs. How did they come up with that? Some lawmaker have a chicken fetish or something?
2012-12-13 11:43:28 AM
1 votes:
cdn.motinetwork.net
2012-12-13 11:34:41 AM
1 votes:

BravadoGT: "Romero was taken into custody at the Ocala farm where he was employed after reportedly admitting to police that he becomes aroused when seeing animals in heat and mating."

In fact--he's thinking about it RIGHT NOW

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Looks like the guy from Thanks Smokey.
2012-12-13 11:30:02 AM
1 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: You've realized you've just proved the anti gay marriage people right about the slippery slope.


www.fugly.com

Turtles, dude. You were warned.
2012-12-13 10:50:22 AM
1 votes:
i1197.photobucket.com
2012-12-13 08:12:48 AM
1 votes:
We test cosmetics on animals without their consent (maybe we don't anymore because of public opinion but the point is, it's not illegal). If we're allowed to put lipstick on a rabbit and spray cologne in its face, why can't we also fark it?

/defending bestiality at 8:00AM at work
2012-12-13 06:14:58 AM
1 votes:

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 480x360] 
"Why, that's not just a farmhand, son..."


MISTER "Farm" Hands to you...
2012-12-13 05:23:29 AM
1 votes:
i240.photobucket.com

/oblig
2012-12-13 04:07:27 AM
1 votes:
Daily Mail?

Save your time reading the article. Generate your own headine and make a story up in your head based on the output. The net result of ingesting something relevant will be about the same.
2012-12-13 03:39:13 AM
1 votes:
He wanted to wish the donkey Buon Natale in a very special way.
2012-12-13 03:11:34 AM
1 votes:
I thought we were supposed to pretend that this is ok because he was born this way, and all of that crap.
2012-12-13 03:06:34 AM
1 votes:

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 480x360] 
"Why, that's not just a farmhand, son..."


Tell me Hitler at least took that donkey to a Leafs game first.

(The sketches for that show must've started as a game of Mad Libs.)
2012-12-13 02:48:13 AM
1 votes:
p2.la-img.com

/obligatory
2012-12-13 12:19:32 AM
1 votes:

BravadoGT: Lsherm: The motion argues that the law encroaches on Romero's due process rights, according to the Ocala Star-Banner.
The paper reported that the Fourteenth Amendment's Equal Protection Clause, which was the basis for the landmark Brown v. Board of Education case, has been violated in Romero's case.

If this actually works, it's going to be a free-for-all in Florida. I'm pretty sure he's trying to claim a violation of the bolded part below without actually reading the rest of the amendment (underlined):

Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

Unless they're going to argue that the donkey falls within jurisdiction of equal protection of the laws and wasn't granted it with the bestiality laws, which just sounds insane.

Actually, the linked article in the Daily Fail explains the whole thing in great detail. I was off the mark completely.

He does have a point, sort of. To survive a challenge under Equal Protection, the laws banning beastiality must pass the Supreme Court's "Rational Basis Test." I suppose they could argue that it's rational for society to outlaw it for health-related reasons (spreading diseases from animals to humans, e.g.) but really--the only reason it's outlawed is because people find it disgusting and offensive. It really should be something more than that before the government is allowed to put you in jail for it.


You've realized you've just proved the anti gay marriage people right about the slippery slope.
2012-12-12 10:30:12 PM
1 votes:
I defy any of you to resist this cute face!

i.dailymail.co.uk
2012-12-12 10:16:07 PM
1 votes:
This is bad news... for Obama.
2012-12-12 09:07:10 PM
1 votes:
He's an asswipe-and damn proud of it.
2012-12-12 08:30:40 PM
1 votes:
i1079.photobucket.com 
"Why, that's not just a farmhand, son..."
2012-12-12 08:26:23 PM
1 votes:
"Florida" tag beats "Follow Up" tag.
 
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