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2012-12-12 08:18:44 PM  
The 9/11 attacks prompted Track Palin to enlist in the Army and he spent a year deployed in Iraq.

What have Malia and Natasha Obama done for America lately?
 
2012-12-12 08:22:51 PM  
Attention All People Who Voted for Palin in 2008:

NOW do you believe what everyone was saying about this pile of rednecks?

Either stop being stupid or please stop voting.

Love,

Americans With IQs Above 90.
 
2012-12-12 08:34:35 PM  
What about the kids Race and Filter?
Who's going to get custody?
 
2012-12-12 08:37:19 PM  
www.bedbathandbeyond.ca
RIP Sweet Prince
 
2012-12-12 08:41:21 PM  
Will this result in a Track suit?
 
2012-12-12 08:42:11 PM  

bronyaur1: Attention All People Who Voted for Palin in 2008:

NOW do you believe what everyone was saying about this pile of rednecks?

Either stop being stupid or please stop voting.

Love,

Americans With IQs Above 90.


What does a divorce say about anything?
 
2012-12-12 08:42:26 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The 9/11 attacks prompted Track Palin to enlist in the Army and he spent a year deployed in Iraq.

What have Malia and Natasha Obama done for America lately?


lol
 
2012-12-12 08:54:00 PM  
FTFA: The court system website does not list attorneys for either party.

They have agreed to settle the dispute by way of a greased pig contest.
 
2012-12-12 08:58:44 PM  
Wait. Track is his real name?

... I honestly thought people just made that up, like Tagg Romney.
 
2012-12-12 08:59:45 PM  
Sarah Palin's Oldest Son, Track, Files for Divorce

Field reportedly heartbroken
 
2012-12-12 09:01:03 PM  

brap: Will this result in a Track suit?


They could fast Track it through the courts.
 
2012-12-12 09:01:09 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The 9/11 attacks prompted Track Palin to enlist in the Army and he spent a year deployed in Iraq.

What have Malia and Natasha Obama done for America lately?


Not gotten in enough trouble to be forced to enlist.
 
2012-12-12 09:01:18 PM  
They were married?

I thought they were just pumping out bastard babies like the rest of the family.
 
2012-12-12 09:01:46 PM  

MithrandirBooga: Wait. Track is his real name?

... I honestly thought people just made that up, like Tagg Romney.


Aren't their kids named after the location where the kid was conceived? Track was at the track...
 
2012-12-12 09:02:12 PM  

MithrandirBooga: Wait. Track is his real name?

... I honestly thought people just made that up, like Tagg Romney.


Ironic that their last names are now more embarrassing than their first names.
 
2012-12-12 09:03:58 PM  
FTFA:The couple married in May 2011 and they have a 16-month-old daughter.

But remember, Abstinence only sex-ed totally works.
 
2012-12-12 09:08:00 PM  
If by 9/11 they mean the level of carnage that could've occurred if nobody had noticed that this little psycho had cut brake lines on school buses, which was called "vandalism" by the media, then yes, 9/11 "inspired" him to enlist.
 
2012-12-12 09:08:29 PM  

dopirt: MithrandirBooga: Wait. Track is his real name?

... I honestly thought people just made that up, like Tagg Romney.

Aren't their kids named after the location where the kid was conceived? Track was at the track...


Ahh yes, and mischievous Bristol and her crazy antics during Trigonometry class.
 
2012-12-12 09:09:37 PM  

Almost Everybody Poops: dopirt: MithrandirBooga: Wait. Track is his real name?

... I honestly thought people just made that up, like Tagg Romney.

Aren't their kids named after the location where the kid was conceived? Track was at the track...

Ahh yes, and mischievous Sarah and her crazy antics during Trigonometry class.


Damnit, that was a conspiracy, not a fact. FTFM
 
2012-12-12 09:09:58 PM  
The 9/11 attacks prompted Track Palin to enlist in the Army and he spent a year deployed in Iraq. When his mother was the GOP vice presidential candidate in 2008.

Interesting, he is 23 years old and at the time of the 9/11 attacks, he would have been TWELVE YEARS OLD
 
2012-12-12 09:12:10 PM  
I hate seeing people get divorced, even these people. Good luck to the child they sired. With the parents and grandparents you have, it's going to be an interesting life.
 
2012-12-12 09:13:22 PM  
I blame gay people for destroying yet another marriage... when will it end, you monsters, when?
 
2012-12-12 09:15:41 PM  
Remember Americans, the family that craps out Downs Syndrome babies while pregnant in their mid-40's, has an underage single-mother who claimed to be engaged during the election then called it off immediately after, and an oldest son who gets a shotgun wedding because of a baby and Jesus and then divorces 16 months later, wants to lecture you about family values and why gays, liberals, and the liberal drive-by lamestream mainstream LSM-media are ruining marriage.
 
2012-12-12 09:16:44 PM  
Why the fark this is news.

/Makes me sad that I'll be hearing from Rmoney 4 years from now, as history as the proof.
 
2012-12-12 09:18:27 PM  

bronyaur1: Attention All People Who Voted for Palin in 2008:

NOW do you believe what everyone was saying about this pile of rednecks?

Either stop being stupid or please stop voting.

Love,

Americans With IQs Above 90.


What the divorce of an adult child of a politician say about anything? The divorce rate for people who got married in their age group is somewhere around 36-38% and statistically speaking over half of the people who get married this year will eventually be divorced. For someone who is claiming to be intelligent this post certainly doesn't show it.
 
2012-12-12 09:22:29 PM  

crypticsatellite: bronyaur1: Attention All People Who Voted for Palin in 2008:

NOW do you believe what everyone was saying about this pile of rednecks?

Either stop being stupid or please stop voting.

Love,

Americans With IQs Above 90.

What does a divorce say about anything?


TFA: "The couple married in May 2011 and they have a 16-month-old daughter."

1) That they only married because of the pregnancy, and knowing that family they were more than likely pressured by the family to do so.
2) Abstinence, yay!
 
2012-12-12 09:22:39 PM  
He seems like one of the few non-attention whores in that family.

Leave him alone.
 
2012-12-12 09:24:07 PM  
I kind of saw that one coming.

During Obama's first run in 2008, I ended up talking to a girl in one of my art classes that knew Track Palin. Apparently, while he was in high school, he came to play hockey at one of the schools in the Kalamazoo area (Portage Central if I remember right, which is kind of a suburb of Kalamazoo). Britta was already his "high school sweetheart" at the time. However, while he was there he was banging the chick from my art class. At first I thought she was full of shiat, but she went on and elaborated about some of it. She even met Sarah Palin a few times and said, "She was batshiat insane". I looked into the story a little further and everything I found suggested that she was telling the truth. From what she said, Sarah knew that her son was cheating on his then girlfriend and was "fine with it".

So... with that tawdry little bit of background story, when I heard they were getting married, I didn't expect it to last. Somehow I didn't think a kid who's Mom was okay with him cheating on someone he was supposedly committed to was going to manage to have a decent marriage. Sort of sends the wrong message about commitment, I think.

My guess is that if there is any more to this story, it will be that he cheated on her... again.
 
2012-12-12 09:25:00 PM  
Is this so he can get gay married to Blatt Romney?
 
2012-12-12 09:25:06 PM  
Married May 2011, divorced Dec 2012 = 17 months
Daughter is 16 months.
I guess unplanned pregnancy runs in the family.
 
2012-12-12 09:26:21 PM  
Who?
 
2012-12-12 09:27:03 PM  

JohnnyC: I kind of saw that one coming.

During Obama's first run in 2008, I ended up talking to a girl in one of my art classes that knew Track Palin. Apparently, while he was in high school, he came to play hockey at one of the schools in the Kalamazoo area (Portage Central if I remember right, which is kind of a suburb of Kalamazoo). Britta was already his "high school sweetheart" at the time. However, while he was there he was banging the chick from my art class. At first I thought she was full of shiat, but she went on and elaborated about some of it. She even met Sarah Palin a few times and said, "She was batshiat insane". I looked into the story a little further and everything I found suggested that she was telling the truth. From what she said, Sarah knew that her son was cheating on his then girlfriend and was "fine with it".

So... with that tawdry little bit of background story, when I heard they were getting married, I didn't expect it to last. Somehow I didn't think a kid who's Mom was okay with him cheating on someone he was supposedly committed to was going to manage to have a decent marriage. Sort of sends the wrong message about commitment, I think.

My guess is that if there is any more to this story, it will be that he cheated on her... again.


Hmmm....her story checks out.
 
2012-12-12 09:27:13 PM  
pffft, Pat Moran got 99 problems . . . , let him show you how it's done.
 
2012-12-12 09:27:38 PM  
So Track is free to play the Field?
 
2012-12-12 09:27:43 PM  

Bacontastesgood: Is this so he can get gay married to Blatt Romney?


You're kidding right? Wait... is one of Mitt's children really named Blatt? Oh... no, I guess not.

Mitt Romney Sons:

Tagg Romney
Josh Romney
Ben Romney
Matt Romney
Craig Romney

But he does have a son named Tagg. :P
 
2012-12-12 09:31:50 PM  
This is what happens when you let the gays join the army. What happens in Iraq no longer stays in Iraq. Ruins families.
 
2012-12-12 09:32:49 PM  
Politics?
 
2012-12-12 09:35:21 PM  
No jokes about records?
 
2012-12-12 09:35:29 PM  

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: Hmmm....her story checks out.


So it does... at least what could be checked out about it anyway. She certainly seemed sincere and I challenged her on it.
 
2012-12-12 09:46:14 PM  
FTA: The 9/11 attacks An effed-up personal life prompted Track Palin to enlist in the Army and he spent a year deployed in Iraq a country that had nothing to do with the 9/11 attacks.


/fixed it for them
 
2012-12-12 09:49:54 PM  

JohnnyC: Bacontastesgood: Is this so he can get gay married to Blatt Romney?

You're kidding right? Wait... is one of Mitt's children really named Blatt? Oh... no, I guess not.

Mitt Romney Sons:

Tagg Romney
Josh Romney
Ben Romney
Matt Romney
Craig Romney

But he does have a son named Tagg. :P


He's probably named after General Tagge from Star Wars Episode 4. They got rid of the E because it would be too obvious.
 
2012-12-12 09:51:23 PM  

MithrandirBooga: Wait. Track is his real name?

... I honestly thought people just made that up, like Tagg Romney.


Tagg is real. Bapp is made up.
 
2012-12-12 09:53:05 PM  

dervish16108: JohnnyC: Bacontastesgood: Is this so he can get gay married to Blatt Romney?

You're kidding right? Wait... is one of Mitt's children really named Blatt? Oh... no, I guess not.

Mitt Romney Sons:

Tagg Romney
Josh Romney
Ben Romney
Matt Romney
Craig Romney

But he does have a son named Tagg. :P

He's probably named after General Tagge from Star Wars Episode 4. They got rid of the E because it would be too obvious.


Does Tagg Romney have a disturbing lack of faith?
 
2012-12-12 09:53:16 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The 9/11 attacks prompted Track Palin to enlist in the Army and he spent a year deployed in Iraq.

What have Malia and Natasha Obama done for America lately?


Actually he was forced to sign up by a judge or he would go to jail on drug charges. I'd complain about the news media not doing their job, but I guess there's no reason for them to start now.
 
2012-12-12 09:55:12 PM  

elchip: dervish16108: JohnnyC: Bacontastesgood: Is this so he can get gay married to Blatt Romney?

You're kidding right? Wait... is one of Mitt's children really named Blatt? Oh... no, I guess not.

Mitt Romney Sons:

Tagg Romney
Josh Romney
Ben Romney
Matt Romney
Craig Romney

But he does have a son named Tagg. :P

He's probably named after General Tagge from Star Wars Episode 4. They got rid of the E because it would be too obvious.

Does Tagg Romney have a disturbing lack of faith?


Oh wait. Wrong unnamed-in-the-film Imperial flag officer.
 
2012-12-12 09:57:41 PM  
Is there some reason I should care?
 
2012-12-12 09:58:28 PM  
Alaska court records show Track Palin and his wife, Britta Hanson, filed a petition for dissolution of marriage on Dec. 1.


Britta?

What in the actual fark is wrong with Alaskans?
 
2012-12-12 10:00:31 PM  

bronyaur1: Attention All People Who Voted for Palin in 2008:

NOW do you believe what everyone was saying about this pile of rednecks?

Either stop being stupid or please stop voting.

Love,

Americans With IQs Above 90.


Here we have the pompous douchebag in all his glory. Breathing taking....
 
2012-12-12 10:02:50 PM  
As a lifelong Democrat and rabid left-winger I want to offer my deepest sympathies and hope that he, his wife and his daughter find mutual agreement and happiness.

No bad will. It sucks. Sorry to hear it and best of luck.
 
2012-12-12 10:04:19 PM  

schubie: If by 9/11 they mean the level of carnage that could've occurred if nobody had noticed that this little psycho had cut brake lines on school buses, which was called "vandalism" by the media, then yes, 9/11 "inspired" him to enlist.


Came here to make sure somebody said this.
 
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