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2012-12-12 08:29:11 PM
His own son, though, right? He was protecting the child from spirits he believes can harm him. Shall we prosecute people for putting babies under water during baptisms? That's much more likely to end up drowning them than scratching some runes on a kid's back.
 
2012-12-12 08:31:04 PM
When asked why, the caller said, "Because it's a holy day" and hung up the phone. Wednesday's date was 12-12-12, a once in a century occurence.

Huh. Much like any other date.
 
2012-12-12 08:34:51 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: His own son, though, right? He was protecting the child from spirits he believes can harm him. Shall we prosecute people for putting babies under water during baptisms? That's much more likely to end up drowning them than scratching some runes on a kid's back.



So, you're okay with him carving a pentagram, with a box cutter, into his son's back.
 
As for baptizing children, most churches don't immerse the child in water.  Pouring or sprinkling blessed water over the top of the child's head is the usual method. 
 
2012-12-12 08:36:02 PM

Bathia_Mapes: AverageAmericanGuy: His own son, though, right? He was protecting the child from spirits he believes can harm him. Shall we prosecute people for putting babies under water during baptisms? That's much more likely to end up drowning them than scratching some runes on a kid's back.


So, you're okay with him carving a pentagram, with a box cutter, into his son's back.
 
As for baptizing children, most churches don't immerse the child in water.  Pouring or sprinkling blessed water over the top of the child's head is the usual method.


Any weirder than cutting off their foreskin because God told them to?

Not really.
 
2012-12-12 08:39:40 PM
12-12-12 THE NUMBER OF TWO BEASTS!
 
2012-12-12 08:41:22 PM
12/12/12?

Dude should have carves a hexagram, but I guess math is hard.
 
2012-12-12 08:44:29 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Bathia_Mapes: AverageAmericanGuy: His own son, though, right? He was protecting the child from spirits he believes can harm him. Shall we prosecute people for putting babies under water during baptisms? That's much more likely to end up drowning them than scratching some runes on a kid's back.


So, you're okay with him carving a pentagram, with a box cutter, into his son's back.
 
As for baptizing children, most churches don't immerse the child in water.  Pouring or sprinkling blessed water over the top of the child's head is the usual method.

Any weirder than cutting off their foreskin because God told them to?

Not really.



Oh yeah?

People who circumcise have TRADITION to back up their mutilation!
 
2012-12-12 08:45:57 PM
www.win-vector.com
 
2012-12-12 09:12:10 PM
Where is the petition to force Texas to secede?
 
2012-12-12 09:24:38 PM
This sounds like one of those stories that I really, really don't want to read for the sake of my blood pressure
 
2012-12-12 09:29:28 PM

Peter von Nostrand: This sounds like one of those stories that I really, really don't want to read for the sake of my blood pressure


*nods in agreement*

I hear that.
 
2012-12-12 09:32:15 PM

Amos Quito: AverageAmericanGuy: Bathia_Mapes: AverageAmericanGuy: His own son, though, right? He was protecting the child from spirits he believes can harm him. Shall we prosecute people for putting babies under water during baptisms? That's much more likely to end up drowning them than scratching some runes on a kid's back.


So, you're okay with him carving a pentagram, with a box cutter, into his son's back.
 
As for baptizing children, most churches don't immerse the child in water.  Pouring or sprinkling blessed water over the top of the child's head is the usual method.

Any weirder than cutting off their foreskin because God told them to?

Not really.


Oh yeah?

People who circumcise have TRADITION to back up their mutilation!


Mutilation and unsafe traditional practices IN THE NAME OF GOD.
It's time for this manipulative bullsh*t to go awy. No societal standards or acceptance, no tax exemptions, just go away.
 
2012-12-12 09:39:11 PM

AbbeySomeone: Amos Quito: AverageAmericanGuy: Bathia_Mapes: AverageAmericanGuy: His own son, though, right? He was protecting the child from spirits he believes can harm him. Shall we prosecute people for putting babies under water during baptisms? That's much more likely to end up drowning them than scratching some runes on a kid's back.


So, you're okay with him carving a pentagram, with a box cutter, into his son's back.
 
As for baptizing children, most churches don't immerse the child in water.  Pouring or sprinkling blessed water over the top of the child's head is the usual method.

Any weirder than cutting off their foreskin because God told them to?

Not really.


Oh yeah?

People who circumcise have TRADITION to back up their mutilation!

Mutilation and unsafe traditional practices IN THE NAME OF GOD.
It's time for this manipulative bullsh*t to go awy. No societal standards or acceptance, no tax exemptions, just go away.


Yes, but until then are parents going to have the right to bring their kids up in their religion or not?

How about healthcare? Or language? Or prejudice?

The arbiter of these things being what, exactly?
 
2012-12-12 09:48:22 PM
12/12/12 is a holy day?

I shudder to think what this kid is going to get for Christmas.
 
2012-12-12 10:01:39 PM
Sick? Yes. "My Daddy ate my eyes" sick? No.
 
2012-12-12 10:08:37 PM

AbbeySomeone: Amos Quito: AverageAmericanGuy: Bathia_Mapes: AverageAmericanGuy: His own son, though, right? He was protecting the child from spirits he believes can harm him. Shall we prosecute people for putting babies under water during baptisms? That's much more likely to end up drowning them than scratching some runes on a kid's back.


So, you're okay with him carving a pentagram, with a box cutter, into his son's back.
 
As for baptizing children, most churches don't immerse the child in water.  Pouring or sprinkling blessed water over the top of the child's head is the usual method.

Any weirder than cutting off their foreskin because God told them to?

Not really.


Oh yeah?

People who circumcise have TRADITION to back up their mutilation!

Mutilation and unsafe traditional practices IN THE NAME OF GOD.
It's time for this manipulative bullsh*t to go awy. No societal standards or acceptance, no tax exemptions, just go away.



If you try to make them stop, they'll blow up the Earth.
 
2012-12-12 10:15:54 PM
Well I guess that's one take on the "Getting a jump on the Pinewood Derby bonding" experience.
 
2012-12-12 10:52:49 PM
I hope he does Double Time in hell.
 
2012-12-12 10:54:59 PM
Well, the kid was six years old, so he was probably born on 6/6/6. The dad was just trying to warn us, man.
 
2012-12-12 10:56:20 PM

Amos Quito: AverageAmericanGuy: Bathia_Mapes: AverageAmericanGuy: His own son, though, right? He was protecting the child from spirits he believes can harm him. Shall we prosecute people for putting babies under water during baptisms? That's much more likely to end up drowning them than scratching some runes on a kid's back.


So, you're okay with him carving a pentagram, with a box cutter, into his son's back.
 
As for baptizing children, most churches don't immerse the child in water.  Pouring or sprinkling blessed water over the top of the child's head is the usual method.

Any weirder than cutting off their foreskin because God told them to?

Not really.


Oh yeah?

People who circumcise have TRADITION to back up their mutilation!


At least the kid will have a cool scar afterwards, chicks are going to love it.

/Came in for a circumcise comment, leaving pleased.
 
2012-12-12 10:56:53 PM
What in the hell?
 
2012-12-12 10:57:46 PM
Yet another twisted motherfarker who is uberfertile.

WTF.

Hey God, Loving God, why do you keep letting innocent babies be born to sadistic assholes instead of loving people that want to be parents?

You haven't answered me in years, God. You suck.
 
2012-12-12 10:59:25 PM
rapidimg.org
 
2012-12-12 10:59:47 PM
Ridiculously Photogenic Man carves pentagram into his 6-year old son's back because 12-12-12 is a "holy day".
 
2012-12-12 11:02:57 PM

brap: 12-12-12 THE NUMBER OF TWO BEASTS!


Or the beast with two backs.
 
2012-12-12 11:03:12 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: His own son, though, right? He was protecting the child from spirits he believes can harm him. Shall we prosecute people for putting babies under water during baptisms? That's much more likely to end up drowning them than scratching some runes on a kid's back.


Babies are not put under water during baptism. No one drowns during baptism either. I would suspect that you are trolling but mental illness and atheism sounds more like your problem.

freetomato: Yet another twisted motherfarker who is uberfertile.

WTF.

Hey God, Loving God, why do you keep letting innocent babies be born to sadistic assholes instead of loving people that want to be parents?

You haven't answered me in years, God. You suck.


You want free will but you want God to selectively punish or remove that free will when you don't agree with it. Can't have it both ways.
 
2012-12-12 11:03:44 PM
In before the 'war on carving day' people.
 
2012-12-12 11:04:26 PM
At least he didn't give the kid a tattoo. You'd never get rid of that...
 
2012-12-12 11:05:33 PM
Just wait until Smarch 13th next year.

/lousy Smarch weather
 
2012-12-12 11:05:45 PM
I didn't get the memo that today was a holiday. Is this a Christian thing?
 
2012-12-12 11:06:15 PM

HotWingAgenda: Ridiculously Photogenic Man carves pentagram into his 6-year old son's back because 12-12-12 is a "holy day".


LOL. I didn't watch the video. He's a good looking guy!
 
2012-12-12 11:06:36 PM
Still ok to hack their cock up without consent though. Because some goat herding pedophile said so 3000 years ago.
 
2012-12-12 11:06:54 PM

Mija: You want free will but you want God to selectively punish or remove that free will when you don't agree with it. Can't have it both ways.


You want a God who embodies love, but accept an all-powerful God who does nothing to stop stories like this from being so common that people become accustomed to them. Can't have it both ways.
 
2012-12-12 11:07:30 PM

Mija: AverageAmericanGuy: His own son, though, right? He was protecting the child from spirits he believes can harm him. Shall we prosecute people for putting babies under water during baptisms? That's much more likely to end up drowning them than scratching some runes on a kid's back.

Babies are not put under water during baptism. No one drowns during baptism either. I would suspect that you are trolling but mental illness and atheism sounds more like your problem.


No one died from getting scratched in this case. Religion sounds like your problem.
 
2012-12-12 11:09:18 PM

Mija: AverageAmericanGuy: His own son, though, right? He was protecting the child from spirits he believes can harm him. Shall we prosecute people for putting babies under water during baptisms? That's much more likely to end up drowning them than scratching some runes on a kid's back.

Babies are not put under water during baptism. No one drowns during baptism either. I would suspect that you are trolling but mental illness and atheism sounds more like your problem.

freetomato: Yet another twisted motherfarker who is uberfertile.

WTF.

Hey God, Loving God, why do you keep letting innocent babies be born to sadistic assholes instead of loving people that want to be parents?

You haven't answered me in years, God. You suck.

You want free will but you want God to selectively punish or remove that free will when you don't agree with it. Can't have it both ways.


I don't recall placing those restrictions. I'm loosely spiritual with deep faith and no affiliation. I should be a Buddhist/Wiccan. Help me understand what I meant :)
 
2012-12-12 11:09:44 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: His own son, though, right? He was protecting the child from spirits he believes can harm him. Shall we prosecute people for putting babies under water during baptisms? That's much more likely to end up drowning them than scratching some runes on a kid's back.


2/10. You'll get some of your anti-christian circle-jerk buddies to one-handedly type "Oh YAAAAAA!!!! CHRISTIANS ARE ALL CHILD ABUSERS!!!!" while stroking their 3-inches of meat.
 
2012-12-12 11:10:00 PM

fusillade762: 12/12/12 is a holy day?

I shudder to think what this kid is going to get for Christmas.


A new living situation with his mother, and possibly a restraining order?
 
2012-12-12 11:10:25 PM

Insatiable Jesus: Still ok to hack their cock up without consent though. Because some goat herding pedophile said so 3000 years ago.


Did you leave a tip for your Doctor?
 
2012-12-12 11:12:45 PM
On a scale of "innocent bathtub pictures" to "Daddy ate my eyes", this is a 6 or 7 on the Cruelty to Children Scale.
 
2012-12-12 11:13:18 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Mija: AverageAmericanGuy: His own son, though, right? He was protecting the child from spirits he believes can harm him. Shall we prosecute people for putting babies under water during baptisms? That's much more likely to end up drowning them than scratching some runes on a kid's back.

Babies are not put under water during baptism. No one drowns during baptism either. I would suspect that you are trolling but mental illness and atheism sounds more like your problem.

No one died from getting scratched in this case. Religion sounds like your problem.



Carving something in a person's skin goes far beyond a simple scratch, not to mention the pentagram covered almost all of the child's back. 
 
2012-12-12 11:14:04 PM

Bathia_Mapes: AverageAmericanGuy: Mija: AverageAmericanGuy: His own son, though, right? He was protecting the child from spirits he believes can harm him. Shall we prosecute people for putting babies under water during baptisms? That's much more likely to end up drowning them than scratching some runes on a kid's back.

Babies are not put under water during baptism. No one drowns during baptism either. I would suspect that you are trolling but mental illness and atheism sounds more like your problem.

No one died from getting scratched in this case. Religion sounds like your problem.


Carving something in a person's skin goes far beyond a simple scratch, not to mention the pentagram covered almost all of the child's back.


Kids have small backs.
 
2012-12-12 11:14:15 PM
Not at all what I was picturing him to look like. He looks more like the guy that swoops in to the bar at 1:45 and walks home with the girl I was talking to.
 
2012-12-12 11:14:20 PM
Child's name is Jobin Panicker. Nominative determinism or coincidence?
 
2012-12-12 11:21:19 PM
The kid wasn't 6 -- he was 6! 6! 6!

And remember 12/12/12 is TWICE as evil as 666
(that's just a mathematic fact)
 
2012-12-12 11:23:27 PM
You just know this kid is going to rebel in his teen years by becoming a born again Christian.
 
2012-12-12 11:28:08 PM

MrEricSir: You just know this kid is going to rebel in his teen years by becoming a born again Christian.


Gonna need to be Old Roman Catholic or a shiate to perform flagellation to hide that carving 'dad' did.
 
2012-12-12 11:28:58 PM
Wait till the Stonecutters see this. He'll be the chosen one.
 
2012-12-12 11:29:30 PM

Paris1127: Sick? Yes. "My Daddy ate my eyes" sick? No.


The Meme That Must Not Be Named!
 
2012-12-12 11:30:22 PM
If everyone in Texas is a gun crazed maniac, wonder why Mom didn't shot Dad .
 
2012-12-12 11:31:25 PM

discgolfguru: Well, the kid was six years old, so he was probably born on 6/6/6. The dad was just trying to warn us, man.


my kid was born 6:00 june 6 2007
 
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