Bathia_Mapes: Way to burn Broil, Roast, Grill, Bake, Barbeque, Steam, Dehydrate and Air-Fry your bridges, dude.
Apos: Damn. There goes one professional reference for his next job application form.
kroonermanblack: Apos: Damn. There goes one professional reference for his next job application form.Do people actually use those?The most they can legally ask is 'is he elligable for rehire yes/no' basically. Can't ask why or any details, and if employers get caught it's a pretty serious penalty (well, on paper) so most real companies are stiff on it. Plus it's funny.
kroonermanblack: Apos: Damn. There goes one professional reference for his next job application form.Do people actually use those?The most they can legally ask is 'is he eligible for rehire yes/no' basically.
saeufer82: Think about it. "We wouldn't re-hire her" can mean anything from "she raped our kittens" or "she stole from the till" to "we did something illegal to her, then she sued us and won" or "she reported us for dumping motor oil in the gutter".
To The Escape Zeppelin!: kroonermanblack: Apos: Damn. There goes one professional reference for his next job application form.Do people actually use those?The most they can legally ask is 'is he eligible for rehire yes/no' basically.How former employers answer that question alone has kept us from hiring people. There's a lot of ways to say "they're lazy and incompetent" without actually saying it.
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Fissile: Most employers don't bother to check references because most companies basically won't give out any information besides dates of employment. What most employers will do is check for criminal record, and Google a person's name. If you are applying for a job in law enforcement, or something that requires bonding or security clearance, there will be a more through investigation usually including sending someone to interview past employers, neighbors and the like.
That damn fedora: with as many applications come through a week
Sumpinlikedat: That damn fedora: with as many applications come through a weekYou know, I'm still amazed after 6 months as a manager at my current place of employment that we don't get more applications. People are all "OH WAAA THERE'S NO JOBS AVAILABLE" but really it's "there's no jobs available that I'm willing to do". We've been actively hiring since I started with this company a year and some change ago.Granted, I don't work for IBM or anything, but still. My dad always told me that when you lose your job and have bills to pay, you do what you gotta do. And for me, that includes working at Jimmy John's.
The My Little Pony Killer: Drop the test requiring applicants to learn all the sandwiches (because they'll learn them all anyway as they will be making them every day) and you just might get more applicants rather than having the few applicants you do get turning around and telling their friends about the b.s. test.
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