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(Bradenton Times)   Rick Scott's jobs czar caught with his hand in the till or whatever the Russian word for till is   (thebradentontimes.com) divider line 69
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2012-12-12 02:35:06 PM
This week, the man Governor Rick Scott selected as his so-called "Jobs Czar" resigned over revelations that the former banker violated state law while collecting unemployment benefits.

WTF subby?
 
2012-12-12 02:37:29 PM
. . . or whatever the Russian accronym for RTFA is.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-12-12 02:44:08 PM
Sometimes you try to fark the chicken and end up screwing the pooch instead.
 
2012-12-12 02:49:00 PM
Obama

Rick Scott


It's easy to see how subby got those confused, since the spelling is so similar.
 
2012-12-12 02:50:21 PM

Conman: . . . or whatever the Russian accronym for RTFA is.


Considering the title is Governor's Job Czar Disproves Benefit Moocher Stereotypes, subby didn't even read that. I wonder if the headline is meant as a joke.
 
2012-12-12 03:17:19 PM
кассовый is the word you might be looking for comrade.
 
2012-12-12 03:23:24 PM

Blues_X: Obama

Rick Scott


It's easy to see how subby got those confused, since the spelling is so similar.


OBAMA IS SO POWERFUL AND CORRUPT THAT HE'S MANAGE TO SNEAK CZARS INTO REPUBLICAN GOVERNORS' ADMINISTRATIONS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
 
2012-12-12 03:33:00 PM
Thanks alot "president" Ovronsky
 
2012-12-12 03:51:47 PM
Oh wow this really got greenlit? Amazing.
 
2012-12-12 04:14:16 PM

Jackson Herring: Oh wow this really got greenlit? Amazing.


Admins at least used to redlight out and out lies in the headlines, but I guess those halcyon days are a distant memory...
 
2012-12-12 04:20:20 PM

Elandriel: Admins at least used to redlight out and out lies in the headlines,


Awww that's cute.
 
2012-12-12 04:21:12 PM

Elandriel: Jackson Herring: Oh wow this really got greenlit? Amazing.

Admins at least used to redlight out and out lies in the headlines, but I guess those halcyon days are a distant memory...


Maybe subby was trying to be ironic and the admin knew about the article before it got popular but feels it sold out now and doesn't care anymore
 
2012-12-12 04:28:18 PM
How's that Hope and Change™ working out for ya, Obamabots?

*shakes head*

And people like this "Jobs Czar" are the kind of people you libs want making decisions about your healthcare?

No thanks. See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.
 
2012-12-12 04:34:25 PM
Hunting Deutsch was Executive Vice President of Wealth Redistribution at BankUnited until it was taken over by FEMA in May of 2009. Deutsch reportedly drew some $25,000,000 in unemployment benefits over the nearly two-year period between his stint with the failed bank and his appointment by Obama, all while seemingly skirting eligibility requirements and using taxpayer money to fund his Hollywood plastic surgeries.

Welcome to Obama's America. Shameful.

*shakes head again*
 
2012-12-12 04:37:30 PM

Elandriel: Jackson Herring: Oh wow this really got greenlit? Amazing.

Admins at least used to redlight out and out lies in the headlines, but I guess those halcyon days are a distant memory...


It will get a lot of clicks, which is all that is important anymore
 
2012-12-12 04:55:31 PM
i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-12 05:10:09 PM

sigdiamond2000: How's that Hope and Change™ working out for ya, Obamabots?

*shakes head*

And people like this "Jobs Czar" are the kind of people you libs want making decisions about your healthcare?

No thanks. See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.


I'd say its working out pretty good for them since farking moderate RINOs like you so faithfully sucked at Romney's cock.
 
2012-12-12 06:18:42 PM

sigdiamond2000: How's that Hope and Change™ working out for ya, Obamabots?

*shakes head*

And people like this "Jobs Czar" are the kind of people you libs want making decisions about your healthcare?

No thanks. See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.


Don't take this the wrong way but unless you're trolling (I never bother to care anymore), you're kind of an idiot, aren't you?
 
2012-12-12 06:37:54 PM

Blues_X: Obama

Rick Scott


It's easy to see how subby got those confused, since the spelling is so similar.


They all look alike to me.
 
2012-12-12 06:40:50 PM

sigdiamond2000: How's that Hope and Change™ working out for ya, Obamabots?

*shakes head*

And people like this "Jobs Czar" are the kind of people you libs want making decisions about your healthcare?

No thanks. See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.


Look how stupid you are.

Let's assume this isn't sarcasm and just point and laugh.
 
2012-12-12 06:43:05 PM
I'm not questioning your honor, subby. I'm denying its existence.
 
2012-12-12 06:46:27 PM

sigdiamond2000: How's that Hope and Change™ working out for ya, Obamabots?

*shakes head*

And people like this "Jobs Czar" are the kind of people you libs want making decisions about your healthcare?

No thanks. See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.


id·i·ot (d-t)
n.
1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
3. sigdiamond2000
 
2012-12-12 06:47:00 PM
That does it!

WTF is no longer an accepted acronym. It now must be HFS.

HOLY F*CKING SHIAT.

As in what the HOLY F*CKING SHIAT are you thinking, modmins?
 
2012-12-12 06:50:02 PM
Just admit it Drew, there's nothing running this site but a drunken monkey and two big "Greenlight/Redlight" buttons.
 
2012-12-12 06:53:22 PM

Bag of Hammers: Just admit it Drew, there's nothing running this site but a drunken monkey and two big "Greenlight/Redlight" buttons.


HFS Bush 43 is running FARK!?
 
2012-12-12 06:53:59 PM

sigdiamond2000: Hunting Deutsch was Executive Vice President of Wealth Redistribution at BankUnited until it was taken over by FEMA in May of 2009. Deutsch reportedly drew some $25,000,000 in unemployment benefits over the nearly two-year period between his stint with the failed bank and his appointment by Obama, all while seemingly skirting eligibility requirements and using taxpayer money to fund his Hollywood plastic surgeries.

Welcome to Obama's America. Shameful.

*shakes head again*


See, you know he's just kidding around, he intentionally changed "Scott" to "Obama" in the quote. For those calling him out, you done been trolled. Of course, if he was "trolling" rather than just trying to be funny, then he's still an idiot by definition.
 
2012-12-12 06:55:50 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-12 06:58:15 PM
Holy shiat, do you farking idiots not have a memory for fark user names longer than like two threads?
 
2012-12-12 06:59:42 PM
Never attribute to 'trolling' what can more easily be attributed to "Stupidity by Fark Admins"
 
2012-12-12 07:01:32 PM
media.salon.com
qzprod.files.wordpress.com

Easy mistake.
 
2012-12-12 07:03:43 PM
Elandriel: Jackson Herring: Oh wow this really got greenlit? Amazing.

Admins at least used to redlight out and out lies in the headlines, but I guess those halcyon days are a distant memory...



Who is paying the bills baby? Just take a look at the ads and the sources for greenlights and it will all make much more sense.
 
2012-12-12 07:09:05 PM
i56.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-12 07:10:41 PM

Insatiable Jesus: Elandriel: Jackson Herring: Oh wow this really got greenlit? Amazing.

Admins at least used to redlight out and out lies in the headlines, but I guess those halcyon days are a distant memory...



Who is paying the bills baby? Just take a look at the ads and the sources for greenlights and it will all make much more sense.


Man, you have got to start using HTML formatting. Your posts are nigh unreadable.
 
2012-12-12 07:30:04 PM
machodonkeywrestler: Insatiable Jesus: Elandriel: Jackson Herring: Oh wow this really got greenlit? Amazing.

Admins at least used to redlight out and out lies in the headlines, but I guess those halcyon days are a distant memory...



Who is paying the bills baby? Just take a look at the ads and the sources for greenlights and it will all make much more sense.

Man, you have got to start using HTML formatting. Your posts are nigh unreadable. 


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Html doesn't work for me anymore. I say things people don't like, evidently.
 
2012-12-12 07:32:15 PM
I think the correct acronym is YHGTBFKM.

Troll-line of the year nominee here.
 
2012-12-12 07:35:57 PM

Insatiable Jesus: Html doesn't work for me anymore. I say things people don't like, evidently.


Posting too many images is more likely.
 
2012-12-12 07:36:04 PM
*opens article*
*reads, gets confused*
ctrl+f 'Obama'
nope.
 
2012-12-12 07:36:38 PM
I'm all for irony or memes in subby headlines, but wtf? This was neither funny nor clever - really all it did was piss me off that I had wasted time clicking. Or wait... are we Buzzfeed now and clicks on headlines matter?
 
2012-12-12 07:39:49 PM

Insatiable Jesus: Html doesn't work for me anymore. I say things people don't like, evidently.


Wait, they really took away your "Quote" button? Are the "Smart" and "Funny" buttons gone, too?
 
2012-12-12 07:48:04 PM
Anyone else perturbed that we're now appointing 'czars' at the damned STATE level?
 
2012-12-12 07:50:42 PM
farking reading, how does it work?

//out the Subby for a proper thrashing.
 
2012-12-12 07:53:05 PM
I know it's usually an empty gesture, but I can't be the only one down-voting this happy horse-shiat?
 
2012-12-12 07:57:45 PM

jjorsett: Anyone else perturbed that we're now appointing 'czars' at the damned STATE level?


No. Czar is a media term, because the media is lazy. They are not CZARS. Chairman of the taskforce for the blah blah blah blah is too difficult.
 
2012-12-12 08:03:24 PM
Ctrl-F for Obama: "showing 0 of 0"

Am I just not getting the joke, or... ?
 
2012-12-12 08:10:06 PM
troll thread
 
2012-12-12 08:11:47 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
media.salon.com
 
2012-12-12 08:20:50 PM

GardenWeasel: jjorsett: Anyone else perturbed that we're now appointing 'czars' at the damned STATE level?

No. Czar is a media term, because the media is lazy. They are not CZARS. Chairman of the taskforce for the blah blah blah blah is too difficult.


This.
 
2012-12-12 08:20:51 PM
Danke Herr Adminstein.
 
2012-12-12 08:43:12 PM
Is anyone else enjoying the delicious irony of a Republican jobs czar collecting unemployment?
 
2012-12-12 08:45:20 PM
Mods changed the link
 
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