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2012-12-12 02:37:32 PM
We need murderous intent control.
 
2012-12-12 02:38:52 PM
Ric Romero is now working in OR?
 
2012-12-12 02:47:52 PM
Oh good. I was wondering about that.
 
2012-12-12 02:53:01 PM
No NBC, he was there to kill people with kindness this holiday season.
 
2012-12-12 02:55:39 PM
So he got the gun illegally, huh? Couldn't see that one coming.

People are going to do crazy shiat, whether we want them to or not. Like someone in the gun control thread said, if we were better at dealing with crazy people in this country we wouldn't have to worry about this in the first place. And even if guns were illegal in this country, people would still get them in here illegally and do illegal stuff with them. Because..say it with me... IT'S ILLEGAL.

People are going to break laws. People are going to be dicks. Whether they do it with handguns or random implements of destruction is immaterial.
 
2012-12-12 02:56:47 PM
static01.mediaite.com
/ First Bieber inspired shooter?
 
2012-12-12 03:05:48 PM

Elzar: [static01.mediaite.com image 300x272]
/ First Bieber inspired shooter?


I wonder if he's white enough to prove the Fark-anti-white-racism theory from yesterday's newsflash thread.
 
2012-12-12 03:11:12 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: I wonder if he's white enough to prove the Fark-anti-white-racism theory from yesterday's newsflash thread.


static01.mediaite.comi.imgur.com

I dunno. Yes, that's Hervé Villechaize on the right.
 
2012-12-12 03:11:26 PM
Wonder if he left an angry left-wing manifesto?

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Lenny_da_Hog: Elzar: [static01.mediaite.com image 300x272]
/ First Bieber inspired shooter?

I wonder if he's white enough to prove the Fark-anti-white-racism theory from yesterday's newsflash thread.


I'm going with angry left-wing/anti-corporate/anti-consumer/anti-Christmas manifesto. Or some combination thereof.
 
2012-12-12 03:14:05 PM

Somacandra: Lenny_da_Hog: I wonder if he's white enough to prove the Fark-anti-white-racism theory from yesterday's newsflash thread.

[static01.mediaite.com image 250x272][i.imgur.com image 210x272]

I dunno. Yes, that's Hervé Villechaize on the right.


You mean on the left too correct?

\yes, that's TOTALLY whom I saw when I looked at that pic
 
2012-12-12 03:15:39 PM

Somacandra: Lenny_da_Hog: I wonder if he's white enough to prove the Fark-anti-white-racism theory from yesterday's newsflash thread.

[static01.mediaite.com image 250x272][i.imgur.com image 210x272]

I dunno. Yes, that's Hervé Villechaize on the right.


How the midgety have fallen.
 
2012-12-12 03:16:39 PM

FriarReb98: People are going to do crazy shiat, whether we want them to or not.


I see lots of people starting this line of reasoning, but like your post---not spelling out what the actual consequences of this line of thought are. So let me just ask....so what? What is the point of this line of 'reasoning'? Is it to advocate for or against some kind of activity or response? If so, how does the moral dimension of the advocacy (what one should do) come from the trivial factual claim (what is actually happening) you are making? I suspect there's something fuzzy in the middle of that rhetorical operation that needs....unpacking.
 
2012-12-12 03:19:06 PM

Somacandra: FriarReb98: People are going to do crazy shiat, whether we want them to or not.

I see lots of people starting this line of reasoning, but like your post---not spelling out what the actual consequences of this line of thought are. So let me just ask....so what? What is the point of this line of 'reasoning'? Is it to advocate for or against some kind of activity or response? If so, how does the moral dimension of the advocacy (what one should do) come from the trivial factual claim (what is actually happening) you are making? I suspect there's something fuzzy in the middle of that rhetorical operation that needs....unpacking.


It's like I always say, "You're getting date raped no matter what, baby, so you might as well order the lobster."
 
2012-12-12 03:22:07 PM
Not a whole lot to glean from it, but here's his Facebook
 
2012-12-12 03:25:38 PM

BravadoGT: I'm going with angry left-wing/anti-corporate/anti-consumer/anti-Christmas manifesto. Or some combination thereof.


Interesting. I'll say that since his name was Jacob, I'll go with ANGRY HEBREW POLYGYNIST fresh from a fight with his two wives, Rachel and Leah, as well as their female slaves, Bilhah and Zilpah. He got upset over having to buy holiday gifts for his sons Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Dan, Naphtali, Gad, Asher, Issachar, and Zebulun, as well as daughters Dinah, Joseph, and Benjamin. Maybe he was mad at Esau too. Decided to take it out on the local Canannites.
 
2012-12-12 03:27:01 PM

Rapmaster2000: It's like I always say, "You're getting date raped no matter what, baby, so you might as well order the lobster."


i.imgur.com

I can't believe I laughed that hard at a rape joke. I'm a terrible person.
 
2012-12-12 03:27:54 PM

Somacandra: BravadoGT: I'm going with angry left-wing/anti-corporate/anti-consumer/anti-Christmas manifesto. Or some combination thereof.

Interesting. I'll say that since his name was Jacob, I'll go with ANGRY HEBREW POLYGYNIST fresh from a fight with his two wives, Rachel and Leah, as well as their female slaves, Bilhah and Zilpah. He got upset over having to buy holiday gifts for his sons Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Dan, Naphtali, Gad, Asher, Issachar, and Zebulun, as well as daughters Dinah, Joseph, and Benjamin. Maybe he was mad at Esau too. Decided to take it out on the local Canannites.


Nope. "Roberts" isn't Jewish. And he's got those stupid earrings. He's a lefty.
 
2012-12-12 03:28:59 PM

BravadoGT: Facebook


Tosh.0 and Dexter = Unfunny serial killer
 
2012-12-12 03:31:54 PM

BravadoGT: And he's got those stupid earrings. He's a lefty hipster.


Portland. Portland.
 
2012-12-12 03:36:59 PM

BravadoGT: Not a whole lot to glean from it, but here's his Facebook


The local press conference said his commercial drivers' license had been suspended, and he had just been evicted from his apartment, along with his (presumed) girlfriend.

Probably lost his trucking job, wouldn't qualify for unemployment for an at-fault termination, broke, homeless, and his girlfriend probably dumped him, right in the Christmas season.

Dude probably just snapped.
 
2012-12-12 03:39:43 PM

Somacandra: Lenny_da_Hog: I wonder if he's white enough to prove the Fark-anti-white-racism theory from yesterday's newsflash thread.

[static01.mediaite.com image 250x272][i.imgur.com image 210x272]

I dunno. Yes, that's Hervé Villechaize on the right.


He looks more like Dave Navarro to me.
 
2012-12-12 03:41:04 PM

Sgt Otter: BravadoGT: Not a whole lot to glean from it, but here's his Facebook

The local press conference said his commercial drivers' license had been suspended, and he had just been evicted from his apartment, along with his (presumed) girlfriend.

Probably lost his trucking job, wouldn't qualify for unemployment for an at-fault termination, broke, homeless, and his girlfriend probably dumped him, right in the Christmas season.

Dude probably just snapped.


Invisible hand can sometimes slap a biatch...
 
2012-12-12 03:44:46 PM
And, without missing a beat, we bring our unending gun control town hall from there to here.

I need a Maalox.
 
2012-12-12 04:02:18 PM

BravadoGT: Somacandra: BravadoGT: I'm going with angry left-wing/anti-corporate/anti-consumer/anti-Christmas manifesto. Or some combination thereof.

Interesting. I'll say that since his name was Jacob, I'll go with ANGRY HEBREW POLYGYNIST fresh from a fight with his two wives, Rachel and Leah, as well as their female slaves, Bilhah and Zilpah. He got upset over having to buy holiday gifts for his sons Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Dan, Naphtali, Gad, Asher, Issachar, and Zebulun, as well as daughters Dinah, Joseph, and Benjamin. Maybe he was mad at Esau too. Decided to take it out on the local Canannites.

Nope. "Roberts" isn't Jewish. And he's got those stupid earrings. He's a lefty.


He's a lefty, alright. They're coming you know. In coffee shops, gardening co-ops, and night-time bike rides across the country they've been planning and rehearsing for the day then they take to the suburbs and assault everything you hold dear.

They're clogging up the aisles at Wal-Mart. They're ordering all the Xtreme Taco Towers at Applebee's. They're parking in the the drop-off line at Meadowbrook Elementary and they won't move their Volvos and there's not a damn thing Real America can do about it! MWHAHAHA!
 
2012-12-12 04:25:41 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: BravadoGT: And he's got those stupid earrings. He's a lefty hipster.

Portland. Portland.


It's technically Happy Valley, Oregon.

Not hip enough for Portland, not trashy enough for Gresham.
 
2012-12-12 04:30:59 PM

Sgt Otter: Lenny_da_Hog: BravadoGT: And he's got those stupid earrings. He's a lefty hipster.

Portland. Portland.

It's technically Happy Valley, Oregon.

Not hip enough for Portland, not trashy enough for Gresham.


I-am-the-shooter lived in PDX.
 
2012-12-12 04:33:01 PM

Sgt Otter: Not hip enough for Portland, not trashy enough for GreshamGreshamphetamine.


FTFY
 
2012-12-12 04:54:12 PM
He sure didn't try very hard if he fired 60 rounds and only hit 3 people.
 
2012-12-12 05:06:41 PM

CraicBaby: He sure didn't try very hard if he fired 60 rounds and only hit 3 people.


And thats how we know he was a lib - a real conservative spends weekends at the range and would never have such a low body count.
 
2012-12-12 05:41:09 PM
I'm pretty sure he was just browsing.
 
2012-12-12 05:48:07 PM
No one called this "terrorism" yet? I thought every act of violence was terrorism nowadays.
 
2012-12-12 05:53:45 PM
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2012-12-12 05:55:00 PM
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What a dead Oregon mall may look like.
 
2012-12-12 05:59:19 PM

CraicBaby: He sure didn't try very hard if he fired 60 rounds and only hit 3 people.


He didn't play enough call of duty.
 
2012-12-12 06:00:24 PM
TYPICAL LIBERAL. NO RESPECT FOR HUMAN LIFE.
 
2012-12-12 06:01:42 PM

Somacandra: FriarReb98: People are going to do crazy shiat, whether we want them to or not.

I see lots of people starting this line of reasoning, but like your post---not spelling out what the actual consequences of this line of thought are. So let me just ask....so what? What is the point of this line of 'reasoning'? Is it to advocate for or against some kind of activity or response? If so, how does the moral dimension of the advocacy (what one should do) come from the trivial factual claim (what is actually happening) you are making? I suspect there's something fuzzy in the middle of that rhetorical operation that needs....unpacking.


you're an idiot. FriarReb98 make an excellent point about the inadequacy of the mental health system in America. you missed the point completely. which is odd, given the shape of your head.
 
2012-12-12 06:02:19 PM

CraicBaby: He sure didn't try very hard if he fired 60 rounds and only hit 3 people.


Actually what I think happened was the marine core refused to recruit him as a soldier based on his call of duty record and so he snapped, went on a shooting rampage.
 
2012-12-12 06:04:19 PM

Sgt Otter: BravadoGT: Not a whole lot to glean from it, but here's his Facebook

The local press conference said his commercial drivers' license had been suspended, and he had just been evicted from his apartment, along with his (presumed) girlfriend.

Probably lost his trucking job, wouldn't qualify for unemployment for an at-fault termination, broke, homeless, and his girlfriend probably dumped him, right in the Christmas season.

Dude probably just snapped.


Yeah, cause someone told him he looked like Hervé Villechaize
 
2012-12-12 06:04:43 PM
Sgt Otter:
The local press conference said his commercial drivers' license had been suspended, and he had just been evicted from his apartment, along with his (presumed) girlfriend. Probably lost his trucking job, wouldn't qualify for unemployment for an at-fault termination, broke, homeless, and his girlfriend probably dumped him, right in the Christmas season. Dude probably just snapped.


A lot of the same happened to me back around 2005. Except I went to a shelter and about 6 months later opened this Fark account at a local library. But I am no where near the Pacific NW, so that must be why I didn't attack a mall. Eventually I was able to understand it maybe was because I was drinking 24/7/365 and that may have had something to do with my dilemma.

The jury is still out on that one. Film at 11.
 
2012-12-12 06:05:27 PM
As opposed to Jenny McCarthy

www.theawl.com
 
2012-12-12 06:05:35 PM

occamswrist: CraicBaby: He sure didn't try very hard if he fired 60 rounds and only hit 3 people.

He didn't play enough call of duty.


Makes me wonder what/how Lee Harvey Oswald would have played. Word was he was a pretty good shot.
/Level Up
//Captain II
 
2012-12-12 06:08:25 PM
He stole the AR-15 from a friend.

Always lock your weapons.
 
2012-12-12 06:13:08 PM
Stolen weapon? Look at my total lack of surprise.
 
2012-12-12 06:14:23 PM

vygramul: He stole the AR-15 from a friend.

Always lock your weapons.


howdareyouinfringeonmyconstitutionalrightshelpimbeingoppressedblahbla h blah...
 
2012-12-12 06:14:26 PM

vygramul: Always lock your weapons.


Keep a better class of friends.

Do you somebody who might want to steal your assault rifle, if so why do you know them?
 
2012-12-12 06:15:02 PM
Have the lawsuits surfaced yet?
 
2012-12-12 06:15:32 PM
Yet another weapon that kept the neighborhood safe....

...until it was stolen, diverted, straw-man purchased or otherwise put into the hands of a criminal, a psychopath, a monster or a maniac. Then it kept the neighborhood less safe.

/must be a day that ends in "y".
 
2012-12-12 06:16:14 PM
Can drew check if this guy was a Farker? Not that it matters but it would be interesting to know.
 
2012-12-12 06:16:19 PM

DrewCurtisJr: vygramul: Always lock your weapons.

Keep a better class of friends.

Do you somebody who might want to steal your assault rifle, if so why do you know them?


notsureifserious.jpg
 
2012-12-12 06:16:51 PM

Delawheredad: Stolen weapon? Look at my total lack of surprise.


Yeah. These things are always done with stolen weapons, except for all the ones done with legally purchased weapons.
 
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