Dumski: Is already becoming a meme...
whatshisname: Give the lady a full-grown adult male rhesus macaque and see how she does with it.
JackieRabbit: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Joe Peanut: dogdaze: Why did she lose it in the first place?Monkeys aren't very good at following commands such as "wait in the car while I shop for crappy furniture".I know MY monkey never follows orders.Mine gives them.
dogdaze: Why did she lose it in the first place?
Bathia_Mapes: Toronto doesn't allow people to own certain animals. That includes monkeys.In an other article the woman said she lent the monkey to a friend of hers. It got loose and ended up in the IKEA parking lot.
MorePeasPlease: DirkTheDaring: So how did putting yourself on ignore work out?Tell him it worked fine.
Insatiable Jesus: Contents Under Pressure: The monkey is still a baby and can be rehabbed so that it fits in with other monkeys.-------------------------------I am so glad that you anthropomorphic people have your priorities straight. Monkey rehab? Really? What a brilliant use of our limited time and resources when the human world is burning.
MorePeasPlease: MorePeasPlease: ORLY idiot, then what's the one in the coat-an ape?Welcome to my ignore list, dude.
kombat_unit: Was the monkey illegally possessed?
Curious: all that crap from the woman at the shelter about how the monkey would be able to express itself as a monkey and commune with the other monkeys is PC bullshiat.they are going to keep in in a cage and hustle folks to pay for it.
ariosto: MorePeasPlease: MorePeasPlease: ORLY idiot, then what's the one in the coat-an ape?Welcome to my ignore list, dude.You forgot to change accounts before posting your reply, FYI.
MorePeasPlease: MorePeasPlease: Neither of the photos in question contain images of monkeys. Your argument is invalid.ORLY idiot, then what's the one in the coat-an ape?
mark12A: I had a couple of Rhesus monkeys when I lived in the Philippines. Oh yeah, deys cute as a button when young, but damm, when they grow up they are mean, mean, attack machines. Prepetual two year old brats with nasty teeth. They cannot be pets. Period.
Shazam999: Joe Peanut: dogdaze: Why did she lose it in the first place?Monkeys aren't very good at following commands such as "wait in the car while I shop for crappy furniture".God I hate to say this but Ikea's stuff is getting a little bit better. They took a serious quality nosedive before the economy tanked, and now I guess they're trying to get customers back by not selling so much crappy stuff.
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