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2012-12-12 03:26:07 PM
11 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-12 03:06:01 PM
10 votes:
i274.photobucket.com
2012-12-12 03:08:53 PM
8 votes:

Dumski: Is already becoming a meme...


weknowmemes.com
2012-12-12 08:50:19 PM
7 votes:

whatshisname: Give the lady a full-grown adult male rhesus macaque and see how she does with it.


Not every woman is prepared for macaque, unless she's seen a cockatoo.
2012-12-12 03:16:02 PM
6 votes:
i.huffpost.com
2012-12-12 04:03:55 PM
5 votes:

JackieRabbit: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Joe Peanut: dogdaze: Why did she lose it in the first place?

Monkeys aren't very good at following commands such as "wait in the car while I shop for crappy furniture".

I know MY monkey never follows orders.

Mine gives them.


Are you guys talkin' about Macaque?
2012-12-12 03:40:34 PM
4 votes:

dogdaze: Why did she lose it in the first place?


Monkeys aren't very good at following commands such as "wait in the car while I shop for crappy furniture".
2012-12-12 03:13:16 PM
4 votes:
thecount.com
2012-12-12 08:05:01 PM
3 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Toronto doesn't allow people to own certain animals. That includes monkeys.

In an other article the woman said she lent the monkey to a friend of hers. It got loose and ended up in the IKEA parking lot.


Who lends monkeys? "Thanks for spotting me that monkey Ethel, I was a little short this cycle. I'll pay you back next time I'm in Bangladesh."
2012-12-12 09:54:56 PM
2 votes:

MorePeasPlease: DirkTheDaring: So how did putting yourself on ignore work out?

Tell him it worked fine.


Hey, MorePeasPlease, I just wanted to tell you that MorePeasPlease asked me to let you know that putting yourself on ignore worked out just fine.
2012-12-12 05:45:42 PM
2 votes:

Insatiable Jesus: Contents Under Pressure: The monkey is still a baby and can be rehabbed so that it fits in with other monkeys.



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I am so glad that you anthropomorphic people have your priorities straight. Monkey rehab? Really? What a brilliant use of our limited time and resources when the human world is burning.


Some would say that the money invested in rehab for the money might actually do something good... at least for the monkey. It's not like he'll take the rehab money and go buy a bottle of beer and a pack of smokes.
2012-12-12 04:31:16 PM
2 votes:

MorePeasPlease: MorePeasPlease: ORLY idiot, then what's the one in the coat-an ape?

Welcome to my ignore list, dude.


You forgot to change accounts before posting your reply, FYI.
2012-12-12 04:03:39 PM
2 votes:

kombat_unit: Was the monkey illegally possessed?


Yes, the demons lacked the proper paperwork
2012-12-12 03:42:10 PM
2 votes:
I say ship him to Key West Florida and let him play with Hemingway's cats.
Their regulated, its all good.
2012-12-12 03:36:36 PM
2 votes:
Hey, it's her meenky.

i.ytimg.com
2012-12-12 03:22:01 PM
2 votes:
That IKEA monkey is just adorable and definitely makes me want to buy furniture. In fact, I think I would buy anything that IKEA monkey recommended. He'll make a trustworthy logo that will save the company. I
2012-12-12 03:14:24 PM
2 votes:
i219.photobucket.com
2012-12-12 03:13:31 PM
2 votes:
thumbnails.hulu.com
2012-12-12 03:12:47 PM
2 votes:
Your inside is out and your outside is in.

Your outside is in and your inside is out.

Come on.
2012-12-12 03:11:36 PM
2 votes:
I want my monkey back,
monkey back,
monkey back.
Chili's monkey back ribs...
2012-12-12 05:28:40 PM
1 votes:

Curious: all that crap from the woman at the shelter about how the monkey would be able to express itself as a monkey and commune with the other monkeys is PC bullshiat.

they are going to keep in in a cage and hustle folks to pay for it.


Worst of all, they took his coat!
2012-12-12 04:33:52 PM
1 votes:

ariosto: MorePeasPlease: MorePeasPlease: ORLY idiot, then what's the one in the coat-an ape?

Welcome to my ignore list, dude.

You forgot to change accounts before posting your reply, FYI.


Either that or I think we found someone crazier than the monkey's owner.
2012-12-12 04:26:13 PM
1 votes:

MorePeasPlease: MorePeasPlease: Neither of the photos in question contain images of monkeys. Your argument is invalid.

ORLY idiot, then what's the one in the coat-an ape?


You are in a room with a gorilla, a chimpanzee, and a rhesus monkey. The gorilla has a banana, the chimpanzee has a stick, and the rhesus monkey has a rock. What is the smartest primate in the room?
2012-12-12 04:16:38 PM
1 votes:

mark12A: I had a couple of Rhesus monkeys when I lived in the Philippines. Oh yeah, deys cute as a button when young, but damm, when they grow up they are mean, mean, attack machines. Prepetual two year old brats with nasty teeth. They cannot be pets. Period.


Too be fair, how sweet was their wardrobes? Or did you leave them nekkid?
2012-12-12 04:07:18 PM
1 votes:
I had a couple of Rhesus monkeys when I lived in the Philippines. Oh yeah, deys cute as a button when young, but damm, when they grow up they are mean, mean, attack machines. Prepetual two year old brats with nasty teeth. They cannot be pets. Period.
2012-12-12 04:05:31 PM
1 votes:
This is why it escaped..

majikthise.typepad.com
2012-12-12 03:52:57 PM
1 votes:

Shazam999: Joe Peanut: dogdaze: Why did she lose it in the first place?

Monkeys aren't very good at following commands such as "wait in the car while I shop for crappy furniture".

God I hate to say this but Ikea's stuff is getting a little bit better. They took a serious quality nosedive before the economy tanked, and now I guess they're trying to get customers back by not selling so much crappy stuff.


They're the Kia or Hyundai of the furniture world.
GBB
2012-12-12 03:47:26 PM
1 votes:
Am I the only one that thought "employee" when I read "IKEA monkey"?
2012-12-12 03:21:02 PM
1 votes:
blu.stb.s-msn.com
2012-12-12 03:18:10 PM
1 votes:
Did they spank that monkey too?

/never heard of him...
2012-12-12 03:16:14 PM
1 votes:

WhoGAS: Any text story for this?


Dumb broad thinks the monkey is a child and wants it back because she's a dumb broad. She should never be allowed to own another animal. Or breed.

That pretty much sums it up.
2012-12-12 03:15:03 PM
1 votes:
Well, I am just a monkey man. I'm glad you are a monkey woman too
2012-12-12 03:12:48 PM
1 votes:
Better headline/detail: She showers with the monkey.
2012-12-12 03:12:22 PM
1 votes:
She says that the monkey is not her pet, it's her baby. Ergo she should be charged with child endangerment.
2012-12-12 03:12:13 PM
1 votes:
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