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(Planet Ivy)   Fark-ready headline: Naked biting spree forces three-drink limit at German pool complex   ( divider line
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2012-12-12 12:16:40 PM  
A German leisure pool complex has taken the step of limiting alcohol consumption at its bar, The Local reports. The move comes as a result of a 'straw that broke the camel's back' scenario, wherein the 'straw' is represented by a naked, rampaging Austrian.

Those Austrians, always causing trouble in Germany.

// Probably had too many Fosters
2012-12-12 12:17:19 PM  
Next up, what prompted the 2-tab limit for reading "Planet Ivy" articles?
2012-12-12 12:18:36 PM  
A GIS for Erding Thermal Baths was very disappointing.
2012-12-12 12:40:58 PM  
..The Local reports..

Since TFA is literally farked at the moment - this looks like the The Local article it refers to:

"Naked sauna rampage forces spa booze limit"

I can't link it because for some insane reason sends the article it with a HTTP status of 500 (internal server error) instead of 200 (ok), which makes Fark's link verifier think the link is broken and the article is just an error message.
2012-12-12 12:58:47 PM  
Naked Biting Spree... gonna use that for my next band name.
2012-12-12 01:23:46 PM  
That's what you get when you let an Austrian into a German bar, eh, beer hall.
2012-12-12 02:33:46 PM  

Rufus Lee King: Gaius: That's what you get when you let an Austrian into a German bar, eh, beer hall.

I went to a German beer hall once. It was crowded, so there was a lot of putsching and tschoving.

2012-12-12 02:35:04 PM  
that was supposed to be a (rimshot)
2012-12-12 02:37:04 PM  
" limitation surpassing even that of Bathurst racing circuit in Australia, which in 2009 began limiting racegoers to 24 beers (or four litres of wine) apiece. "

You know, to Prevent a 'naked biting spree'.
2012-12-12 03:08:13 PM  
Oh great, there's my weekend plans out the window.
2012-12-12 03:30:48 PM

Doesn't see what the big deal is.
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