I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet.

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Hey, what do ya know...I can see myself in her. :-)

I bet her ass hole tastes like puppies

Der Poopflinger: W.C.fields forever: I would stick a McDonalds straw in her bathtub.

don't get me wrong, she's hot, but that's just gross

Seriously. Get a straw from Jack in the Box or someplace clean.

cryinoutloud: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*
You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

"I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of someone in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it and do the decent thing, sells it," she said. "And I'm sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants, which brings us back to Les Mis, because that's what my character is. She's someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there's no social safety net."

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

No, because I am very sad that we live in an age when someone who desperately wants an Oscar goes around flashing her naughty bits and then claims innocence.

Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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Good lord, I want to bite her ass.

Whoever wrote the accompanying words to the article (yes, there are words, you may have missed them) should be ashamed of themselves and not be allowed near the internet without parental guidance.

Wellon Dowd: A strong climax was involved in watching that video but it had nothing to do with the joke.

You mean to say...sex?

kronicfeld: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants? She's a very attractive girl, but based on what I've seen of her in interviews, she very much falls under the don't stick it in crazy rule

She's shaped like a fire hydrant. She has Peter Dinklage's body from her midsection down.

And yet I still want to churn her lady-parts like butter.

Waldo Pepper: there was more talent on Hee Haw then then in the show Nashville

Saaaa...lute!

croesius: KatjaMouse: BTW, I really like her new show. I don't know if Nashville was picked up for more episodes but it's one of the few new shows I actually got into this season.

As a native Nashvillian, I gotta say that show is merely a cliche of what mass media thinks of this town. Within a few minutes of the first episode, they had managed to put in a "well bless your heart" and a "I didn't fall off a turnip truck". Altogether a regrettable decision I made to watch the pilot.

As a...nearly...native Nashvillian, I gotta say that...of course the show is chock full of cliches...it is a network drama! Do you think Dallas is solely oil barons in boots?! That being said, the visuals of our fair city look great and the show is far better than I anticipated. We have nowhere to go but up after "Hee Haw" after all.

W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet.

That was funnied..Pure eloquence.

I really class up the joint.

FAVORITE:retard pudding buffet

I gave you a color.hell of a username or band name.


I have no doubt that the next time you see me in a thread, you'll wonder why you favorited this colossal jackass.

I've got a joke too.

What have you got if you have 2 green balls in your hand? Kermit's undivided attention.

DaCaptain19: cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.

No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.

Still looks hot to me even without or little makeup. Maybe you should make an appointment with your friendly neighborhood optometrist.

killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*
You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

"I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of someone in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it and do the decent thing, sells it," she said. "And I'm sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants, which brings us back to Les Mis, because that's what my character is. She's someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there's no social safety net."

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

kronicfeld: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants? She's a very attractive girl, but based on what I've seen of her in interviews, she very much falls under the don't stick it in crazy rule

She's shaped like a fire hydrant. She has Peter Dinklage's body from her midsection down.

SPROING

The words "Shave the cheerleader" keep running through my mind.

Anyone want to join me in proposing a sitcom in which Hayden and Kristen Bell are rival professional wrestlers forced to be roommates sharing an apartment furnished only with pools of jello?

Jim from Saint Paul: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*

You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

Can I have both for $1,000 Alex?

Ya know, she was really classy this morning on Today, talking about that. Just deepens my crush on her.

Stretching not go away so soon

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: As my wife likes to say "She has a very meaty vag"

A man's gotta eat.

pute kisses like a man: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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is that person on the top the same person as the rest?

Given how you could bounce a quarter off that ass, does it matter?

PizzaJedi81: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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Good lord, I want to bite her ass.

Get in line, pal. :)

thecpt: Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


Oh, most definitely.

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That doesn't convince me. She was famous when she was like 18/19 (now 24). If she started taking birth control it could make her chesitcles go from an A to a C easily over that course of time.

Well, that only makes sense. She's been in film for 10-12 years, very pretty by anyone's standards, is around 25 years old, has more money than most people in the business, dated several sports figures, been in several long term relationships and lives in SoCa. It might just be that she has deceided "now" would be a good time to lose her virginity and go on the pill.

natazha: Not a tiny bikini, but I'm not complaining.

Tiny enough...which is what she'd say to me.

cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.

That's like saying "just another nice rack".

Turn in your Man Card, you have lost all privileges for the remainder of the thread.

FTFA: From her playful smile to her awesome cleavage to her tight little tummy to her wicked booty curves to her gummybear thighs...

Her what?

Anderson's Pooper: I'd drink her bath water.

Before or after she bathed?

What if she peed, just a bit, while in the bath?

child_god: isn't this the chick being pimped out/banged by her parents?

No, you're thinking of the Lohan girls.

thecpt: Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


Oh, most definitely.

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That doesn't convince me. She was famous when she was like 18/19 (now 24). If she started taking birth control it could make her chesitcles go from an A to a C easily over that course of time.

I'd need to do a tactile test of said chesticles.

mcmnky: Ketchup?

Told you it wasn't funny.

Ketchup?