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(Popoholic)   Hayden Panettiere jumps into a tiny bikini and tells a not-so-funny joke for Esquire   (popoholic.com) divider line 26
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2012-12-12 02:36:02 PM
3 votes:

crab66: farkeruk: Is is me, or is she ageing quite badly? She's still "would", but compared to even 2 or 3 years ago, she's lost that cuteness she had.

So basically you're a pedophile.


Of course not...he's an ephebophile. There's a difference...and it's a lot less squicky.
2012-12-12 04:51:40 PM
2 votes:
The words "Shave the cheerleader" keep running through my mind.

Anyone want to join me in proposing a sitcom in which Hayden and Kristen Bell are rival professional wrestlers forced to be roommates sharing an apartment furnished only with pools of jello?
2012-12-12 01:25:15 PM
2 votes:

spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


If she did, they are well done and fit well on her body.
2012-12-12 12:58:44 PM
2 votes:

thecpt: Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


Oh, most definitely.

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That doesn't convince me. She was famous when she was like 18/19 (now 24). If she started taking birth control it could make her chesitcles go from an A to a C easily over that course of time.


I'd need to do a tactile test of said chesticles.
2012-12-12 12:57:10 PM
2 votes:

Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


Oh, most definitely.

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That doesn't convince me. She was famous when she was like 18/19 (now 24). If she started taking birth control it could make her chesitcles go from an A to a C easily over that course of time.
2012-12-12 11:37:29 AM
2 votes:
Hmmm, did she get implants? She's a very attractive girl, but based on what I've seen of her in interviews, she very much falls under the don't stick it in crazy rule
2012-12-13 04:52:34 PM
1 votes:
Hey mods, can we leave this thread open a few extra days? Please? Merry Christmas? :)
2012-12-13 08:04:24 AM
1 votes:

spacemanjones: I bet her ass hole tastes like puppies


I'm more of a cat person, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
2012-12-13 12:03:31 AM
1 votes:

DaCaptain19: To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary.


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/ Yes, ordinary is a relative term
2012-12-12 10:00:47 PM
1 votes:
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2012-12-12 08:34:09 PM
1 votes:
this girl suffers from Assistol disease... meaning, she has no 'ass at all'. I don't get how people are saying its nice.... You must be white.
2012-12-12 08:02:28 PM
1 votes:

killzoe: PizzaJedi81: DjangoStonereaver: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*

You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

No, I think this is what he means. (NSFW, duh!

/Not a shop, she went topless in HAVOC and BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

And "Love and Other Drugs."

I have paused that movie so many times.... you know, for science.


Is it me, or does her face appear to be melting? In 20 years, her eyes will be on the same level as her mouth...
2012-12-12 07:28:38 PM
1 votes:

cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.


No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.
2012-12-12 06:49:28 PM
1 votes:

crab66: farkeruk: Is is me, or is she ageing quite badly? She's still "would", but compared to even 2 or 3 years ago, she's lost that cuteness she had.

So basically you're a pedophile.


You're a pedophile if you like girls in their early 20s?

Basically, you're an asshole.
2012-12-12 06:20:41 PM
1 votes:
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Shame about the boob job.
2012-12-12 05:36:15 PM
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*
You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

"I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of someone in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it and do the decent thing, sells it," she said. "And I'm sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants, which brings us back to Les Mis, because that's what my character is. She's someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there's no social safety net."

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?


That was Anne's response? Wow. That is skills, with a Z. I honestly do not think I've ever seen someone so seamlessly pivot from 'embarrassing wardrobe malfunction' to 'the thing I'm in the process of promoting'.
2012-12-12 05:03:45 PM
1 votes:

crab66: So basically you're a pedophile.


Well, as she's 23, that means that 2 or 3 years ago that she was 20 or 21. So, no.
2012-12-12 04:56:51 PM
1 votes:

Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


Oh, most definitely.

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That just makes me a little sad. No need for improvement there.
2012-12-12 03:46:58 PM
1 votes:
Needs more pictures

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2012-12-12 02:28:33 PM
1 votes:

AntonChigger: KatjaMouse: AntonChigger: /Also, Room 23?
//Too lazy to practice google-fu

There's this whole whispered about prostitution ring rumor in Hollywood. Robert Downey Jr., while writing a gossip column under a pen name, alleges that she was involved. You see that pic up-thread where she looks like a disco-ball? Allegedly that photo was taken for a "coffee table book" that doubles as a catalog for young starlets that very rich men can afford.

Ah! I remember that now, thanks for jogging my memory.

/RDJ is awesome
//Not sure why someone like Hayden would need to do something like that, considering the amount of $$$ Hollywood types like her make


Somehow I doubt she's swimming in cash, she was a relative unknown when she was in Heroes, and that show wasn't nearly popular or successful enough for her to command any massive payday. Other than that she's been in a few failed theatrical releases, and some direct to DVD and made for television fare, so it's not like her career has ever really taken off.
2012-12-12 02:24:11 PM
1 votes:

PizzaJedi81: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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Good lord, I want to bite her ass.


Get in line, pal. :)
2012-12-12 02:22:37 PM
1 votes:

Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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Good lord, I want to bite her ass.
2012-12-12 01:51:12 PM
1 votes:
She is attractive. Given hers and my wife's consent, I would penis her.
2012-12-12 01:47:45 PM
1 votes:
Where's the thread about Anne Hathaway flashing her snatch?
2012-12-12 01:08:10 PM
1 votes:
Whoever wrote the accompanying words to the article (yes, there are words, you may have missed them) should be ashamed of themselves and not be allowed near the internet without parental guidance.
2012-12-12 12:03:08 PM
1 votes:
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She has been cloned and likes to lick things. Imagine.
 
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