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2012-12-12 11:37:29 AM  
Hmmm, did she get implants? She's a very attractive girl, but based on what I've seen of her in interviews, she very much falls under the don't stick it in crazy rule
 
2012-12-12 11:45:48 AM  

spman: Hmmm, did she get implants? She's a very attractive girl, but based on what I've seen of her in interviews, she very much falls under the don't stick it in crazy rule


She's shaped like a fire hydrant. She has Peter Dinklage's body from her midsection down.
 
2012-12-12 11:46:59 AM  
Hayden Panettiere jumps into a tiny bikini


I presume everyone stopped reading at this juncture.
 
2012-12-12 12:01:07 PM  

kronicfeld: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants? She's a very attractive girl, but based on what I've seen of her in interviews, she very much falls under the don't stick it in crazy rule

She's shaped like a fire hydrant. She has Peter Dinklage's body from her midsection down.


God I hope not.
 
2012-12-12 12:03:08 PM  
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She has been cloned and likes to lick things. Imagine.
 
2012-12-12 12:29:57 PM  
I'd Pete her Dinklage, if you know what I mean.
 
(If you do please tell me as I have no idea what I mean.)
 
2012-12-12 12:38:34 PM  

spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?



Oh, most definitely.

images.dailyfill.com

cdn05.cdn.justjared.com

i40.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-12 12:45:53 PM  
Ketchup?
 
2012-12-12 12:47:13 PM  

mcmnky: Ketchup?


Told you it wasn't funny.
 
2012-12-12 12:51:36 PM  

kronicfeld: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants? She's a very attractive girl, but based on what I've seen of her in interviews, she very much falls under the don't stick it in crazy rule

She's shaped like a fire hydrant. She has Peter Dinklage's body from her midsection down.


And yet I still want to churn her lady-parts like butter.
 
2012-12-12 12:53:16 PM  

mcmnky: Ketchup?


Catsup?
 
2012-12-12 12:53:20 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: [fc09.deviantart.net image 600x450]
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She has been cloned and likes to lick things. Imagine.


I'd lick her clone things, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-12-12 12:55:59 PM  
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/despite (or maybe because of) the crazy hair, probably the highlight of her career.
 
2012-12-12 12:57:10 PM  

Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


Oh, most definitely.

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That doesn't convince me. She was famous when she was like 18/19 (now 24). If she started taking birth control it could make her chesitcles go from an A to a C easily over that course of time.
 
2012-12-12 12:58:44 PM  

thecpt: Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


Oh, most definitely.

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That doesn't convince me. She was famous when she was like 18/19 (now 24). If she started taking birth control it could make her chesitcles go from an A to a C easily over that course of time.


I'd need to do a tactile test of said chesticles.
 
2012-12-12 01:01:00 PM  

thecpt: Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


Oh, most definitely.

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That doesn't convince me. She was famous when she was like 18/19 (now 24). If she started taking birth control it could make her chesitcles go from an A to a C easily over that course of time.


Since I don't know how bc works, I didn't know it could do that. Awesome.
 
2012-12-12 01:02:15 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-12 01:03:04 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 640x563]


Hey, what do ya know...I can see myself in her. :-)
 
2012-12-12 01:05:30 PM  
A strong climax was involved in watching that video but it had nothing to do with the joke.
 
2012-12-12 01:07:34 PM  

Wellon Dowd: A strong climax was involved in watching that video but it had nothing to do with the joke.


You mean to say...sex?
 
2012-12-12 01:08:10 PM  
Whoever wrote the accompanying words to the article (yes, there are words, you may have missed them) should be ashamed of themselves and not be allowed near the internet without parental guidance.
 
2012-12-12 01:08:29 PM  
I'd give her BOTH inches!

/Twice!
 
2012-12-12 01:10:45 PM  
Is is me, or is she ageing quite badly? She's still "would", but compared to even 2 or 3 years ago, she's lost that cuteness she had.
 
2012-12-12 01:13:35 PM  

kronicfeld: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants? She's a very attractive girl, but based on what I've seen of her in interviews, she very much falls under the don't stick it in crazy rule

She's shaped like a fire hydrant. She has Peter Dinklage's body from her midsection down.


That....doesn't make enough sense to be a troll. I don't see what you did there.

AdolfOliverPanties: [fc09.deviantart.net image 600x450]
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She has been cloned and likes to lick things. Imagine.


Probably the best picture I've seen of any beach.
 
2012-12-12 01:14:34 PM  
isn't this the chick being pimped out/banged by her parents?
 
2012-12-12 01:15:53 PM  

child_god: isn't this the chick being pimped out/banged by her parents?


No, you're thinking of the Lohan girls.
 
2012-12-12 01:16:35 PM  
Tongue punch, fart box, etc....
 
2012-12-12 01:18:28 PM  
Hayden Pantyair is a goddess.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-12 01:19:26 PM  
What, me bookmark?
 
2012-12-12 01:19:42 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Hayden Pantyair is a goddess.

[i.imgur.com image 500x717]


I'd worship her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-12-12 01:23:13 PM  
I'd drink her bath water.
 
2012-12-12 01:24:18 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: I'd drink her bath water.


Before or after she bathed?

What if she peed, just a bit, while in the bath?
 
2012-12-12 01:24:52 PM  

child_god: isn't this the chick being pimped out/banged by her parents?


Her dad has a record of domestic abuse against mom for sure and possibly abused her too, and Hayden likes to get beat up by her boyfriends. That pro boxer guy she was dating supposedly broke up with her out of a fear of ending up beating her too hard and killing her or something.

She was also involved in the whole 'Room 23' thing, which is where the being pimped out part probably comes from.
 
2012-12-12 01:24:53 PM  
Just another female in a bikini.
 
2012-12-12 01:25:15 PM  

spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


If she did, they are well done and fit well on her body.
 
2012-12-12 01:26:33 PM  

cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.


True...I'd be much more impressed if she shunned expectations, and appeared OUT of the bikini.
 
2012-12-12 01:27:19 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Anderson's Pooper: I'd drink her bath water.

Before or after she bathed?

What if she peed, just a bit, while in the bath?


All of the above. And during the bathing process as well.
 
2012-12-12 01:27:33 PM  
FTFA: From her playful smile to her awesome cleavage to her tight little tummy to her wicked booty curves to her gummybear thighs...

Her what?
 
2012-12-12 01:28:26 PM  

Kali-Yuga: child_god: isn't this the chick being pimped out/banged by her parents?

Her dad has a record of domestic abuse against mom for sure and possibly abused her too, and Hayden likes to get beat up by her boyfriends. That pro boxer guy she was dating supposedly broke up with her out of a fear of ending up beating her too hard and killing her or something.

She was also involved in the whole 'Room 23' thing, which is where the being pimped out part probably comes from.


I'm sorry baby, but you're just too much of a pansy for me. Now, Tatiana Ali? That biatch can hit back!

/Also, Room 23?
//Too lazy to practice google-fu
 
2012-12-12 01:28:44 PM  

cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.


That's like saying "just another nice rack".

Turn in your Man Card, you have lost all privileges for the remainder of the thread.
 
2012-12-12 01:29:39 PM  

The Martian Manhandler: FTFA: From her playful smile to her awesome cleavage to her tight little tummy to her wicked booty curves to her gummybear thighs...

Her what?


You just want to bite them, ya see.
 
2012-12-12 01:32:29 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: [fc09.deviantart.net image 600x450]
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She has been cloned and likes to lick things. Imagine.


fc09.deviantart.net

Would of been a better 'Multiplicity' movie....
 
2012-12-12 01:35:20 PM  
She still got the cheerleader outfit?
 
2012-12-12 01:36:32 PM  

PizzaJedi81: her gummybear thighs...

Her what?

You just want to bite them, ya see.


And they smell like fruit.
 
2012-12-12 01:36:52 PM  

AntonChigger: /Also, Room 23?
//Too lazy to practice google-fu


There's this whole whispered about prostitution ring rumor in Hollywood. Robert Downey Jr., while writing a gossip column under a pen name, alleges that she was involved. You see that pic up-thread where she looks like a disco-ball? Allegedly that photo was taken for a "coffee table book" that doubles as a catalog for young starlets that very rich men can afford.
 
2012-12-12 01:37:48 PM  
BTW, I really like her new show. I don't know if Nashville was picked up for more episodes but it's one of the few new shows I actually got into this season.
 
2012-12-12 01:39:08 PM  

PizzaJedi81: The Martian Manhandler: FTFA: From her playful smile to her awesome cleavage to her tight little tummy to her wicked booty curves to her gummybear thighs...

Her what?

You just want to bite them, ya see.


Link
 
2012-12-12 01:40:40 PM  

AntonChigger: /Also, Room 23?
//Too lazy to practice google-fu


Link

There's a photo book called Room 23 by a woman named Diana Jenkins containing pics of lots of celebrities, supposedly this photo book is a catalog of sorts for a prostitution ring that includes many current and former celebs.
 
2012-12-12 01:46:43 PM  

KatjaMouse: AntonChigger: /Also, Room 23?
//Too lazy to practice google-fu

There's this whole whispered about prostitution ring rumor in Hollywood. Robert Downey Jr., while writing a gossip column under a pen name, alleges that she was involved. You see that pic up-thread where she looks like a disco-ball? Allegedly that photo was taken for a "coffee table book" that doubles as a catalog for young starlets that very rich men can afford.


Thank you, kind sir. I knew it was something like that.

Regards,
 
2012-12-12 01:47:45 PM  
Where's the thread about Anne Hathaway flashing her snatch?
 
2012-12-12 01:48:09 PM  

thecpt: Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


Oh, most definitely.

[images.dailyfill.com image 500x500]

[cdn05.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]

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That doesn't convince me. She was famous when she was like 18/19 (now 24). If she started taking birth control it could make her chesitcles go from an A to a C easily over that course of time.


Hell, if she let herself go slightly, we could probably see her grow a cup size before she gets any noticeable leg-curds.
 
2012-12-12 01:51:12 PM  
She is attractive. Given hers and my wife's consent, I would penis her.
 
2012-12-12 01:52:03 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Hayden Pantyair is a goddess.

[i.imgur.com image 500x717]


Not that she ain't hot, but a hip-hugging pencil or mini skirt makes pretty much any woman look good.

/Just think of the wonders it did for Christina Hendricks.
//It even made a few people take their eyes off of her chesticles for a moment.
 
2012-12-12 01:52:36 PM  

mooseyfate: kronicfeld: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants? She's a very attractive girl, but based on what I've seen of her in interviews, she very much falls under the don't stick it in crazy rule

She's shaped like a fire hydrant. She has Peter Dinklage's body from her midsection down.

And yet I still want to churn her lady-parts like butter.


I was going to say "I'd hook my hose to her and spray away".

Yours, somehow, is more classy.
 
2012-12-12 01:57:28 PM  
Not a tiny bikini, but I'm not complaining.
 
2012-12-12 01:57:38 PM  
Mmmhm, Daddy issues.
 
2012-12-12 02:00:36 PM  
She was datiing that huge boxer that's probably got a dick like a horse. Her shiat is all blown out.
 
2012-12-12 02:01:36 PM  
At this point, she is a hallway to her man's hotdog.
 
2012-12-12 02:01:58 PM  

natazha: Not a tiny bikini, but I'm not complaining.


Tiny enough...which is what she'd say to me.
 
2012-12-12 02:02:03 PM  

thecpt: Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


Oh, most definitely.

[images.dailyfill.com image 500x500]

[cdn05.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]

[i40.tinypic.com image 460x460]

That doesn't convince me. She was famous when she was like 18/19 (now 24). If she started taking birth control it could make her chesitcles go from an A to a C easily over that course of time.



If you look around for some of the bigger, higher res pics from that tennis set (too big to post here) you can see those odd stretch marks along the side that pretty much always show up with implants, particularly visible when she is bending forward. I've only ever been with one women who had implants, but is made me start noticing certain tell-tale signs. Anyway, at least she did go crazy and bolt a pair of double-Ds onto her little frame.
 
2012-12-12 02:11:08 PM  

Sybarite: If you look around for some of the bigger, higher res pics from that tennis set (too big to post here) you can see those odd stretch marks along the side that pretty much always show up with implants, particularly visible when she is bending forward. I've only ever been with one women who had implants, but is made me start noticing certain tell-tale signs. Anyway, at least she did go crazy and bolt a pair of double-Ds onto her little frame.


Okay, yeah I can't see them from what you've posted and I know the lines of which you speak from... "experience" but I can't look for the set now while at work. I've seen stretch marks on natural ones too from the quicker growth coupled with birth control and growth spurts/development. But they aren't like the telltale "indents" when a girl who has had work done leans over.

I just thought you were talking about size in general, and many people don't know about that side effect of bc.
 
2012-12-12 02:15:24 PM  
TIL"Tiny" is very much a relative term.
 
2012-12-12 02:16:25 PM  

thecpt: Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


Oh, most definitely.

[images.dailyfill.com image 500x500]

[cdn05.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]

[i40.tinypic.com image 460x460]

That doesn't convince me. She was famous when she was like 18/19 (now 24). If she started taking birth control it could make her chesitcles go from an A to a C easily over that course of time.


Well, that only makes sense. She's been in film for 10-12 years, very pretty by anyone's standards, is around 25 years old, has more money than most people in the business, dated several sports figures, been in several long term relationships and lives in SoCa. It might just be that she has deceided "now" would be a good time to lose her virginity and go on the pill.
 
2012-12-12 02:16:32 PM  

SomeoneDumb: TIL"Tiny" is very much a relative term.


But enough about your sister...

/it's an insest joke, see?
 
2012-12-12 02:18:43 PM  

KatjaMouse: AntonChigger: /Also, Room 23?
//Too lazy to practice google-fu

There's this whole whispered about prostitution ring rumor in Hollywood. Robert Downey Jr., while writing a gossip column under a pen name, alleges that she was involved. You see that pic up-thread where she looks like a disco-ball? Allegedly that photo was taken for a "coffee table book" that doubles as a catalog for young starlets that very rich men can afford.


Ah! I remember that now, thanks for jogging my memory.

/RDJ is awesome
//Not sure why someone like Hayden would need to do something like that, considering the amount of $$$ Hollywood types like her make
 
2012-12-12 02:22:37 PM  

Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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Good lord, I want to bite her ass.
 
2012-12-12 02:24:11 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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Good lord, I want to bite her ass.


Get in line, pal. :)
 
2012-12-12 02:25:11 PM  

H31N0US: She is attractive. Given hers and my wife's consent, I would penis her.


Not sure if you are doing it right or wrong ...

You and the missus don't have a 'gimme'? Like a too good to pass up opportunity that is totally understandable?

/sorry babe! my cell phone was dead
// easier to ask forgiveness then permission ... sometimes
 
2012-12-12 02:26:05 PM  

Apos: PizzaJedi81: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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Good lord, I want to bite her ass.

Get in line, pal. :)


....and welcome back, BTW.
 
2012-12-12 02:27:51 PM  

Apos: Apos: PizzaJedi81: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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Good lord, I want to bite her ass.

Get in line, pal. :)

....and welcome back, BTW.


Danke. No real reason for staying away, just...had to get away for a while, ya know?

Back to the issue at hand...if I can't bite it, can I wear it like a hat?
 
2012-12-12 02:28:33 PM  

AntonChigger: KatjaMouse: AntonChigger: /Also, Room 23?
//Too lazy to practice google-fu

There's this whole whispered about prostitution ring rumor in Hollywood. Robert Downey Jr., while writing a gossip column under a pen name, alleges that she was involved. You see that pic up-thread where she looks like a disco-ball? Allegedly that photo was taken for a "coffee table book" that doubles as a catalog for young starlets that very rich men can afford.

Ah! I remember that now, thanks for jogging my memory.

/RDJ is awesome
//Not sure why someone like Hayden would need to do something like that, considering the amount of $$$ Hollywood types like her make


Somehow I doubt she's swimming in cash, she was a relative unknown when she was in Heroes, and that show wasn't nearly popular or successful enough for her to command any massive payday. Other than that she's been in a few failed theatrical releases, and some direct to DVD and made for television fare, so it's not like her career has ever really taken off.
 
2012-12-12 02:32:12 PM  
If they're fake she did a nice job. I would play with them right before I tongue punched her fart box.
 
2012-12-12 02:33:29 PM  

farkeruk: Is is me, or is she ageing quite badly? She's still "would", but compared to even 2 or 3 years ago, she's lost that cuteness she had.


So basically you're a pedophile.
 
2012-12-12 02:34:08 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: She was datiing that huge boxer that's probably got a dick like a horse. Her shiat is all blown out.


Latte, keyboard, owe me, etc.
 
2012-12-12 02:35:20 PM  
www.childstarlets.com

Malcolm and Reese thought she was pretty cool too.
 
2012-12-12 02:36:02 PM  

crab66: farkeruk: Is is me, or is she ageing quite badly? She's still "would", but compared to even 2 or 3 years ago, she's lost that cuteness she had.

So basically you're a pedophile.


Of course not...he's an ephebophile. There's a difference...and it's a lot less squicky.
 
2012-12-12 02:41:45 PM  

child_god: H31N0US: She is attractive. Given hers and my wife's consent, I would penis her.

Not sure if you are doing it right or wrong ...

You and the missus don't have a 'gimme'? Like a too good to pass up opportunity that is totally understandable?


Maybe his wife will leave him sloppy seconds.
 
2012-12-12 02:48:15 PM  

Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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is that person on the top the same person as the rest?
 
2012-12-12 02:49:17 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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is that person on the top the same person as the rest?


Given how you could bounce a quarter off that ass, does it matter?
 
2012-12-12 02:52:23 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Apos: Apos: PizzaJedi81: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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Good lord, I want to bite her ass.

Get in line, pal. :)

....and welcome back, BTW.

Danke. No real reason for staying away, just...had to get away for a while, ya know?

Back to the issue at hand...if I can't bite it, can I wear it like a hat?


Sorry, buddy, the line for that forms behind me.
 
2012-12-12 02:53:40 PM  

cygnusx13: PizzaJedi81: Apos: Apos: PizzaJedi81: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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Good lord, I want to bite her ass.

Get in line, pal. :)

....and welcome back, BTW.

Danke. No real reason for staying away, just...had to get away for a while, ya know?

Back to the issue at hand...if I can't bite it, can I wear it like a hat?

Sorry, buddy, the line for that forms behind me.


I'd form a line behind her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/thanks for the easy set up
 
2012-12-12 02:54:15 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: She was datiing that huge boxer that's probably got a dick like a horse. Her shiat is all blown out.


You're saying her guts has been pushed up into the back of her head?
 
2012-12-12 03:01:19 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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is that person on the top the same person as the rest?


I vote no.
 
2012-12-12 03:07:11 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: She was datiing that huge boxer that's probably got a dick like a horse. Her shiat is all blown out.


Probably sounded like someone tearing a paper bag.
 
2012-12-12 03:08:26 PM  

PizzaJedi81: pute kisses like a man: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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is that person on the top the same person as the rest?

Given how you could bounce a quarter off that ass, does it matter?


the good thing about curiosity is that it often doesn't matter, but asking questions can serve as a reminder or placeholder of a certain thread of thought in case one wanted to revisit the issue later in the day.
 
2012-12-12 03:08:52 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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is that person on the top the same person as the rest?


No, but it was just too damn luscious to pass up.
 
2012-12-12 03:15:19 PM  

pute kisses like a man: PizzaJedi81: pute kisses like a man: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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is that person on the top the same person as the rest?

Given how you could bounce a quarter off that ass, does it matter?

the good thing about curiosity is that it often doesn't matter, but asking questions can serve as a reminder or placeholder of a certain thread of thought in case one wanted to revisit the issue later in the day.


Hm...similar to the manner in which one might mark the page of a book one was perusing, would you say?
 
2012-12-12 03:20:27 PM  

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is that person on the top the same person as the rest?


I don't think it is but I volunteer to conduct a blind taste test in order to find out.
 
2012-12-12 03:26:51 PM  

PizzaJedi81: pute kisses like a man: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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is that person on the top the same person as the rest?

Given how you could bounce a quarterman-hole cover off that ass, does it matter?


ftfy. You're talking about that fist pic? Right? It is quite the juicy caboosy that needs the proper medium of 'bouncing off.'
 
2012-12-12 03:29:29 PM  

cygnusx13: PizzaJedi81: Apos: Apos: PizzaJedi81: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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Good lord, I want to bite her ass.

Get in line, pal. :)

....and welcome back, BTW.

Danke. No real reason for staying away, just...had to get away for a while, ya know?

Back to the issue at hand...if I can't bite it, can I wear it like a hat?

Sorry, buddy, the line for that forms behind me.


I don't know that I'd be encouraging ass biters to get behind you, even in this instance.
 
2012-12-12 03:35:59 PM  
As my wife likes to say "She has a very meaty vag"
 
2012-12-12 03:43:31 PM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: As my wife likes to say "She has a very meaty vag"


read that as "yeasty"
 
2012-12-12 03:45:57 PM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: As my wife likes to say "She has a very meaty vag"


A man's gotta eat.
 
2012-12-12 03:46:58 PM  
Needs more pictures

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GIF: Too large so,Link
 
2012-12-12 03:47:36 PM  

KatjaMouse: BTW, I really like her new show. I don't know if Nashville was picked up for more episodes but it's one of the few new shows I actually got into this season.


As a native Nashvillian, I gotta say that show is merely a cliche of what mass media thinks of this town. Within a few minutes of the first episode, they had managed to put in a "well bless your heart" and a "I didn't fall off a turnip truck". Altogether a regrettable decision I made to watch the pilot.
 
2012-12-12 03:48:59 PM  

Wellon Dowd: is that person on the top the same person as the rest?

I don't think it is but I volunteer to conduct a blind taste test in order to find out.



No it's Leighton Meester. Who ever the hell that is.
 
2012-12-12 03:49:51 PM  

abhorrent1: Wellon Dowd: is that person on the top the same person as the rest?

I don't think it is but I volunteer to conduct a blind taste test in order to find out.


No it's Leighton Meester. Who ever the hell that is.


The future ex Mrs. PizzaJedi81?
 
2012-12-12 03:53:50 PM  
Reading that article made me feel like I needed a shower. Not because of the racy pics, but because the writer makes me envision a skeevy man in a fedora and a trench coat.
 
2012-12-12 03:59:35 PM  
Stretching not go away so soon

i917.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-12 04:04:48 PM  
www.reactionface.info
 
2012-12-12 04:06:03 PM  
*waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*
 
2012-12-12 04:08:03 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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is that person on the top the same person as the rest?


I'd say that's a different girl. Panettiere just doesn't have those curvy hips.
 
2012-12-12 04:10:15 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Wellon Dowd: Hayden Pantyair is a goddess.

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except she has no feet


Makes it harder for her to get aw...

Nevermind.
 
2012-12-12 04:13:03 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*


You mean the crotch? [NSFW]
 
2012-12-12 04:13:51 PM  

abhorrent1: GIF: Too large so,Link


I'm not generally into skinny girls, but, DAYAMM!

/Can't leave my desk for a few minutes for fear of an embarassing questioning from my HR people.
 
2012-12-12 04:17:07 PM  

killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*

You mean the crotch? [NSFW]


Can I have both for $1,000 Alex?
 
2012-12-12 04:18:27 PM  
Eco-terrorist.
 
2012-12-12 04:19:10 PM  

killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*

You mean the crotch? [NSFW]


No, I think this is what he means. (NSFW, duh!

/Not a shop, she went topless in HAVOC and BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
 
2012-12-12 04:19:39 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*

You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

Can I have both for $1,000 Alex?


Ya know, she was really classy this morning on Today, talking about that. Just deepens my crush on her.
 
2012-12-12 04:20:18 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*

You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

No, I think this is what he means. (NSFW, duh!

/Not a shop, she went topless in HAVOC and BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN


And "Love and Other Drugs."
 
2012-12-12 04:21:06 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*

You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

No, I think this is what he means. (NSFW, duh!

/Not a shop, she went topless in HAVOC and BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN


And the movie that one is from... "Love and Other Drugs."
 
2012-12-12 04:21:32 PM  

PizzaJedi81: DjangoStonereaver: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*

You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

No, I think this is what he means. (NSFW, duh!

/Not a shop, she went topless in HAVOC and BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

And "Love and Other Drugs."


I have paused that movie so many times.... you know, for science.
 
2012-12-12 04:21:41 PM  
Dammit, PizzaJedi!
 
2012-12-12 04:22:17 PM  

akula: Dammit, PizzaJedi!


Nobody gets there quicker than I do...just ask my wife!
 
2012-12-12 04:24:04 PM  

akula: DjangoStonereaver: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*

You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

No, I think this is what he means. (NSFW, duh!

/Not a shop, she went topless in HAVOC and BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

And the movie that one is from... "Love and Other Drugs."


Haven't seen any of them, so thanks.
 
2012-12-12 04:24:50 PM  
A friend was managing the production of a commercial she was in, and said that in her 25 years of dealing with talent, she was the biggest coont she had ever worked with. HP thinks WAY too much of herself.
 
2012-12-12 04:26:50 PM  

Infobahn: A friend was managing the production of a commercial she was in, and said that in her 25 years of dealing with talent, she was the biggest coont she had ever worked with. HP thinks WAY too much of herself.


I'd bring her down to earth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-12-12 04:26:53 PM  

PizzaJedi81: akula: Dammit, PizzaJedi!

Nobody gets there quicker than I do...just ask my wife!


Lolz.
 
2012-12-12 04:27:40 PM  
She's an idiot. But I'd stare at her naked body for an hour.
 
2012-12-12 04:28:15 PM  

Infobahn: A friend was managing the production of a commercial she was in, and said that in her 25 years of dealing with talent, she was the biggest coont she had ever worked with. HP thinks WAY too much of herself.


Friend of mine met at her at a concert outside the super bowl. Said she was pretty chill and talkative. She might have had fun enhancers going though.
 
2012-12-12 04:28:27 PM  
I'm sadly missing some NSFW HP goodness. Guess I'll just have to bop on over to Hollywood and check out that starlets catalog.
 
2012-12-12 04:31:35 PM  
1) Tiny woman needs a tinier bikini

2) She looks like she would be a real piece of work, though.

3) Been watching 'Nashville' and she doesn't seem to be acting. At all.
 
2012-12-12 04:39:11 PM  

douchebag/hater: 3) Been watching 'Nashville' and she doesn't seem to be acting. At all.


This. I'll give her credit for the scene in her new kitchen detailing what she went through as a child. I'm not sure what Hayden's childhood was like, but she called up some real emotion for that.

You're right, though, she seems to really relish getting to "play" a diva on TV.

/Her QB bf: 70% Tebow, 30% Romo?
 
2012-12-12 04:45:12 PM  
Had I never heard of her until today, it might be different - but something about her characters Malcolm in the Middle, Kingdom Hearts (videogame voice), and even Heroes makes it feel wrong to look at her as a receptacle. But if she's needs to be knocked down a few pegs, well, I suppose I can help.
 
2012-12-12 04:51:40 PM  
The words "Shave the cheerleader" keep running through my mind.

Anyone want to join me in proposing a sitcom in which Hayden and Kristen Bell are rival professional wrestlers forced to be roommates sharing an apartment furnished only with pools of jello?
 
2012-12-12 04:56:51 PM  

Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


Oh, most definitely.

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That just makes me a little sad. No need for improvement there.
 
2012-12-12 04:59:39 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Jim from Saint Paul: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*

You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

Can I have both for $1,000 Alex?

Ya know, she was really classy this morning on Today, talking about that. Just deepens my crush on her.


And that hairdo...rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

/bunk...I'll be in it
 
2012-12-12 05:03:45 PM  

crab66: So basically you're a pedophile.


Well, as she's 23, that means that 2 or 3 years ago that she was 20 or 21. So, no.
 
2012-12-12 05:05:06 PM  

croesius: As a native Nashvillian, I gotta say that show is merely a cliche of what mass media thinks of this town. Within a few minutes of the first episode, they had managed to put in a "well bless your heart" and a "I didn't fall off a turnip truck". Altogether a regrettable decision I made to watch the pilot.


That main character's accent (not Hayden, the other woman) grates on me so badly I can't watch. I hope she's not a real southerner, because that is awful.
 
2012-12-12 05:09:20 PM  

cryinoutloud: That main character's accent (not Hayden, the other woman) grates on me so badly I can't watch. I hope she's not a real southerner, because that is awful.


Connie Britton? She was convincing as a Texan in Friday Night Lights...

North Easterner who spent the majority of her life in Virginia. And a great looking 45 yo.

www.monstersandcritics.com
 
2012-12-12 05:16:44 PM  

kronicfeld: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants? She's a very attractive girl, but based on what I've seen of her in interviews, she very much falls under the don't stick it in crazy rule

She's shaped like a fire hydrant. She has Peter Dinklage's body from her midsection down.


SPROING
 
2012-12-12 05:23:12 PM  

killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*
You mean the crotch? [NSFW]


"I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of someone in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it and do the decent thing, sells it," she said. "And I'm sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants, which brings us back to Les Mis, because that's what my character is. She's someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there's no social safety net."

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
 
2012-12-12 05:36:15 PM  

cryinoutloud: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*
You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

"I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of someone in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it and do the decent thing, sells it," she said. "And I'm sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants, which brings us back to Les Mis, because that's what my character is. She's someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there's no social safety net."

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?


That was Anne's response? Wow. That is skills, with a Z. I honestly do not think I've ever seen someone so seamlessly pivot from 'embarrassing wardrobe malfunction' to 'the thing I'm in the process of promoting'.
 
2012-12-12 05:38:39 PM  

thecpt: cryinoutloud: That main character's accent (not Hayden, the other woman) grates on me so badly I can't watch. I hope she's not a real southerner, because that is awful.

Connie Britton? She was convincing as a Texan in Friday Night Lights...

North Easterner who spent the majority of her life in Virginia. And a great looking 45 yo.

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It's almost obscene how hot Connie Britton is. Friday Night Lights was great regardless, but she made it a pleasure to watch.
 
2012-12-12 05:38:40 PM  

cryinoutloud: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*
You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

"I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of someone in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it and do the decent thing, sells it," she said. "And I'm sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants, which brings us back to Les Mis, because that's what my character is. She's someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there's no social safety net."

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?


No, because I am very sad that we live in an age when someone who desperately wants an Oscar goes around flashing her naughty bits and then claims innocence.
 
2012-12-12 05:44:18 PM  
Hayden, let me make this perfectly clear... I will eat that ass and I won't stop even if I find corn.

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2012-12-12 05:46:58 PM  

killzoe: No, because I am very sad that we live in an age when someone who desperately wants an Oscar goes around flashing her naughty bits and then claims innocence.


you can barely even see anything anyways, I don't understand the big deal.
 
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2012-12-12 05:48:55 PM  

cryinoutloud: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*
You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

"I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of someone in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it and do the decent thing, sells it," she said. "And I'm sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants, which brings us back to Les Mis, because that's what my character is. She's someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there's no social safety net."

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?


Meh.
 
2012-12-12 05:49:08 PM  
Got dayum that little biatch is ripe!
 
2012-12-12 05:49:59 PM  
thecpt: Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?

- - -
Oh, most definitely.
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That doesn't convince me. She was famous when she was like 18/19 (now 24). If she started taking birth control it could make her chesitcles go from an A to a C easily over that course of time.

I think all the proof you need, if you want to believe that the difference is due to hormones or age, is in that pic where she's playing tennis. See how well defined her breast is close to her underarm area? That's because there's an implant placed under her pecs, and her pecs are engaged. Natural breasts would just gradually blend into the underarm area, the implants have the giveaway 'C'.
 
2012-12-12 05:51:32 PM  

Onkel Buck: Got dayum that little biatch is ripe!


wow, just wow man
 
2012-12-12 05:51:55 PM  

ExcedrinHeadache: It's almost obscene how hot Connie Britton is.


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And that was five years ago.
 
2012-12-12 05:55:10 PM  

Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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First pic is Leighton Meester. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
 
2012-12-12 06:09:52 PM  
I would stick a McDonalds straw in her bathtub.
 
2012-12-12 06:14:07 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: She was datiing that huge boxer that's probably got a dick like a horse. Her shiat is all blown out.


'Roids shrink your junk.
 
2012-12-12 06:16:43 PM  

W.C.fields forever: I would stick a McDonalds straw in her bathtub.


don't get me wrong, she's hot, but that's just gross
 
2012-12-12 06:18:33 PM  

Jclark666: Popcorn Johnny: She was datiing that huge boxer that's probably got a dick like a horse. Her shiat is all blown out.

'Roids shrink your junk.


Not to mention vaginas can expand in size by 200% when aroused.
 
2012-12-12 06:20:41 PM  
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Shame about the boob job.
 
2012-12-12 06:23:29 PM  

Der Poopflinger: W.C.fields forever: I would stick a McDonalds straw in her bathtub.

don't get me wrong, she's hot, but that's just gross


Lots of people were sayin' things.
 
2012-12-12 06:27:17 PM  

W.C.fields forever: Lots of people were sayin' things.


I'm sure those things were gross too, you just happen to be the one I saw. Plus at first I thought you were making some sort of comment about sticking your wang in her canoe, but then I realized it was nothing so innocent.
 
2012-12-12 06:30:34 PM  

Der Poopflinger: W.C.fields forever: Lots of people were sayin' things.

I'm sure those things were gross too, you just happen to be the one I saw.

Just like in highschool.And that cop that caught me speeding.

 
2012-12-12 06:38:02 PM  

devilEther: Where's the thread about Anne Hathaway flashing her snatch?


Wait! What? Where? Did I miss this?
 
2012-12-12 06:39:04 PM  
I don't like this chick... Sure, she's a cutie, but she seems to have an ugly egotism exuding from her very pores.
 
2012-12-12 06:40:10 PM  

Der Poopflinger: Onkel Buck: Got dayum that little biatch is ripe!

wow, just wow man


Ya likeded that shiat eh?
 
2012-12-12 06:42:45 PM  

Apos: Hayden Panettiere jumps into a tiny bikini


I presume everyone stopped reading at this juncture.


yup
 
2012-12-12 06:45:28 PM  

Apos: Hayden Panettiere jumps into a tiny bikini


I presume everyone stopped reading at this juncture.


I certainly did. I don't care what people say, she has my favourite body in Hollywood by far.
 
2012-12-12 06:49:28 PM  

crab66: farkeruk: Is is me, or is she ageing quite badly? She's still "would", but compared to even 2 or 3 years ago, she's lost that cuteness she had.

So basically you're a pedophile.


You're a pedophile if you like girls in their early 20s?

Basically, you're an asshole.
 
2012-12-12 07:01:37 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [ic.pics.livejournal.com image 850x478] 
Shame about the boob job.


I hope that's shopped.
 
2012-12-12 07:03:08 PM  

boyvoyeur: thecpt: Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


Oh, most definitely.

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That doesn't convince me. She was famous when she was like 18/19 (now 24). If she started taking birth control it could make her chesitcles go from an A to a C easily over that course of time.

Well, that only makes sense. She's been in film for 10-12 years, very pretty by anyone's standards, is around 25 years old, has more money than most people in the business, dated several sports figures, been in several long term relationships and lives in SoCa. It might just be that she has deceided "now" would be a good time to lose her virginity and go on the pill.


I mean she's never really been shy about telling people she had sex. Hell she was on Ellen saying how people would come up to her and ask her how she had sex with Klitschko. She'd say we always find a way or something. If she's trying to pretend she's a virgin, she's doing a really bad job of it.
 
2012-12-12 07:11:02 PM  

Dragonflew: crab66: farkeruk: Is is me, or is she ageing quite badly? She's still "would", but compared to even 2 or 3 years ago, she's lost that cuteness she had.

So basically you're a pedophile.

You're a pedophile if you like girls in their early 20s?

Basically, you're an asshole.


No, he's a dick. There's a difference.

Anyway, dicks like him think anyone who likes a woman who's shorter than 5'4'' and could successfully disguise themselves as high schoolers on a teen drama is a pedophile...even if the woman in question is nearly 40. Yes, there are women out there who look like that at that age.
 
2012-12-12 07:14:33 PM  

BATMANATEE: farkingismybusiness: [ic.pics.livejournal.com image 850x478] 
Shame about the boob job.

I hope that's shopped.


She apparently showed off her dent during an episode of "Nashville" recently. Whatever that is.
 
2012-12-12 07:19:28 PM  

Der Poopflinger: W.C.fields forever: I would stick a McDonalds straw in her bathtub.

don't get me wrong, she's hot, but that's just gross


Seriously. Get a straw from Jack in the Box or someplace clean.
 
2012-12-12 07:20:15 PM  

Apos: Hayden Panettiere jumps into a tiny bikini


I presume everyone stopped reading at this juncture.


Not really...and does anyone think the pictures from TFA look good? Absolute photoshoop, might as well used a paint-brush...face is weird...no shape...

I know nothing about her except that she was in "Heroes" (an insanely bad TV series). So is she really crazy? You never f*ck someone with full-on-crazy...

I had a hot and crazy gf once (not too long ago so we're talking 30-something adults, not kids). I will say, the sex was phenomenal...we did things the pRon industry hasn't even covered...

...but I had to get rid of it in the end (sounds like I killed her via buttsex). Sexy/crazy is fine until you come home one night to find she broke into your house...wrote graffiti messages all over the house ("Don't f*ck him, girl!")...because? She tried to call me and I was out. So...of course...another woman! So I had to make a police report, etc...kicked her to the curb on the spot...insane and NOT worth it.

I should tell you about the time we went to the strip club together and I bought her and myself a lap dance from the same stripper...holy christ that's a "lifetime" memory...my god. Let me just say that absolutely NO picture, video, movie, simulation...can truly capture the "live" experience of two lesbian/bi's going on about 3-feet from you. OK, sorry, I have to go...ah, the movie's playing inside my head!
 
2012-12-12 07:26:23 PM  

farkingismybusiness: BATMANATEE: farkingismybusiness: [ic.pics.livejournal.com image 850x478] 
Shame about the boob job.

I hope that's shopped.

She apparently showed off her dent during an episode of "Nashville" recently. Whatever that is.


It's a town in Tennessee. The capital in fact!.
 
2012-12-12 07:28:38 PM  

cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.


No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.
 
2012-12-12 07:33:26 PM  

DaCaptain19: cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.

No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.


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2012-12-12 07:48:09 PM  

redmid17: DaCaptain19: cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.

No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.

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I can pretty much vouch this guy is from Michigan - he's said as much before in NHL threads. I wonder when was the last time i updated my location? Took me a few years after I moved last time.
 
2012-12-12 07:56:14 PM  
A friend of mine was working at the same studio with her and she knew the production assistant Hayden was dating, prior to her hooking up with that boxing fella. Apparently, HP approached the P.A. about wanting to do a threesome with another guy. Not his cup of tea obviously, cause he freaked out and dumped her.

Her idea of fun is multiple c**ks.
 
2012-12-12 07:56:35 PM  
I would give her 12 inches round trip. 6" up and 6" back.
 
2012-12-12 08:02:28 PM  

killzoe: PizzaJedi81: DjangoStonereaver: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*

You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

No, I think this is what he means. (NSFW, duh!

/Not a shop, she went topless in HAVOC and BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

And "Love and Other Drugs."

I have paused that movie so many times.... you know, for science.


Is it me, or does her face appear to be melting? In 20 years, her eyes will be on the same level as her mouth...
 
2012-12-12 08:12:52 PM  
I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet.
 
2012-12-12 08:18:00 PM  

mooseyfate: I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet.


That was funnied..Pure eloquence.
 
2012-12-12 08:22:23 PM  

W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet.

That was funnied..Pure eloquence.


I really class up the joint.
 
2012-12-12 08:28:25 PM  

mooseyfate: W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet.

That was funnied..Pure eloquence.

I really class up the joint.


I actually tried to say that sentence out loud..Took me 10 times to do it without laughing.
 
2012-12-12 08:33:33 PM  

mooseyfate: W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet.

That was funnied..Pure eloquence.

I really class up the joint.


FAVORITE:retard pudding buffet

I gave you a color.hell of a username or band name.
 
2012-12-12 08:34:09 PM  
this girl suffers from Assistol disease... meaning, she has no 'ass at all'. I don't get how people are saying its nice.... You must be white.
 
2012-12-12 09:06:24 PM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com
lh5.googleusercontent.com 
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-12-12 09:57:47 PM  
There is literally now way she's a call girl. That is the dumbest thing I think i've ever read.
 
2012-12-12 10:00:47 PM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-12-12 10:29:12 PM  

DaCaptain19: cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.

No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.


Still looks hot to me even without or little makeup. Maybe you should make an appointment with your friendly neighborhood optometrist.

img22.fansshare.com

backseatcuddler.com
 
2012-12-12 10:31:33 PM  
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-12-12 10:31:48 PM  
I've got a joke too.

What have you got if you have 2 green balls in your hand? Kermit's undivided attention.
 
ecl
2012-12-12 10:33:58 PM  

soupbone: DaCaptain19: cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.

No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.

Still looks hot to me even without or little makeup. Maybe you should make an appointment with your friendly neighborhood optometrist.

[img22.fansshare.com image 450x630]

[backseatcuddler.com image 400x449]


Male Masseuse.
 
2012-12-12 10:41:42 PM  
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
ecl
2012-12-12 10:58:49 PM  

jaytkay: [lh5.googleusercontent.com image 500x354]


"Giggity!"
 
2012-12-12 11:11:25 PM  
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-12-12 11:59:37 PM  

W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet.

That was funnied..Pure eloquence.

I really class up the joint.

FAVORITE:retard pudding buffet

I gave you a color.hell of a username or band name.



I have no doubt that the next time you see me in a thread, you'll wonder why you favorited this colossal jackass.
 
2012-12-13 12:02:41 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 640x563]

Hey, what do ya know...I can see myself in her. :-)


I'm glad she is worth A lot of money, because I've always wanted to cum, into money.

/old joke
//still apropos
 
2012-12-13 12:03:31 AM  

DaCaptain19: To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary.


lh6.googleusercontent.com 

/ Yes, ordinary is a relative term
 
2012-12-13 12:09:18 AM  

mooseyfate: W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet.

That was funnied..Pure eloquence.

I really class up the joint.

FAVORITE:retard pudding buffet

I gave you a color.hell of a username or band name.


I have no doubt that the next time you see me in a thread, you'll wonder why you favorited this colossal jackass.


You are probation pink..
 
2012-12-13 12:23:03 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Infobahn: A friend was managing the production of a commercial she was in, and said that in her 25 years of dealing with talent, she was the biggest coont she had ever worked with. HP thinks WAY too much of herself.

I'd bring her down to earth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


Unlubed anal?
 
2012-12-13 12:32:06 AM  
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-12-13 12:39:02 AM  

W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet.

That was funnied..Pure eloquence.

I really class up the joint.

FAVORITE:retard pudding buffet

I gave you a color.hell of a username or band name.


I have no doubt that the next time you see me in a thread, you'll wonder why you favorited this colossal jackass.

You are probation pink..


Hey! That's what I do.

*grumble*
 
2012-12-13 12:55:17 AM  
I bet her ass hole tastes like puppies
 
2012-12-13 01:28:31 AM  

spacemanjones: I bet her ass hole tastes like puppies


Annnnnnd favorited!

/Goddam, that was funny!
 
2012-12-13 02:11:51 AM  

croesius: KatjaMouse: BTW, I really like her new show. I don't know if Nashville was picked up for more episodes but it's one of the few new shows I actually got into this season.

As a native Nashvillian, I gotta say that show is merely a cliche of what mass media thinks of this town. Within a few minutes of the first episode, they had managed to put in a "well bless your heart" and a "I didn't fall off a turnip truck". Altogether a regrettable decision I made to watch the pilot.


As a...nearly...native Nashvillian, I gotta say that...of course the show is chock full of cliches...it is a network drama! Do you think Dallas is solely oil barons in boots?! That being said, the visuals of our fair city look great and the show is far better than I anticipated. We have nowhere to go but up after "Hee Haw" after all.
 
2012-12-13 02:12:26 AM  

DaCaptain19: cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.

No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.


And by "any day" you mean the 42 days a year the beach is open?
 
2012-12-13 02:34:46 AM  

Gosling: cryinoutloud: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*
You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

"I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of someone in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it and do the decent thing, sells it," she said. "And I'm sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants, which brings us back to Les Mis, because that's what my character is. She's someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there's no social safety net."

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

That was Anne's response? Wow. That is skills, with a Z. I honestly do not think I've ever seen someone so seamlessly pivot from 'embarrassing wardrobe malfunction' to 'the thing I'm in the process of promoting'.


Even Matt was impressed by that. You got a sense that the entire studio was just jaw dropped in awe at her.
 
2012-12-13 02:55:28 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Gosling: cryinoutloud: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*
You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

"I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of someone in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it and do the decent thing, sells it," she said. "And I'm sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants, which brings us back to Les Mis, because that's what my character is. She's someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there's no social safety net."

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

That was Anne's response? Wow. That is skills, with a Z. I honestly do not think I've ever seen someone so seamlessly pivot from 'embarrassing wardrobe malfunction' to 'the thing I'm in the process of promoting'.

Even Matt was impressed by that. You got a sense that the entire studio was just jaw dropped in awe at her.


Oh, so they showed the picture of the slutty, no-panties wearing, slut?
 
2012-12-13 03:17:13 AM  
I have always seen parallels between HP & Sarah Michelle Gellar. Both figured they'd get their names out there with a role that would become a cult hit then transition into the next Jennifer Aniston type "america's sweetheart." It didn't work out that way, and both seem to dislike that the fans that treat them like a big deal are the nerdy types they didn't care about impressing.
 
2012-12-13 08:04:24 AM  

spacemanjones: I bet her ass hole tastes like puppies


I'm more of a cat person, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2012-12-13 08:17:51 AM  
Good Lord that woman is sexy
 
2012-12-13 08:27:22 AM  
I'd like to have sex with her, if you know what I'm saying.
 
2012-12-13 10:01:19 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: PizzaJedi81: Gosling: cryinoutloud: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*
You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

"I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of someone in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it and do the decent thing, sells it," she said. "And I'm sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants, which brings us back to Les Mis, because that's what my character is. She's someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there's no social safety net."

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

That was Anne's response? Wow. That is skills, with a Z. I honestly do not think I've ever seen someone so seamlessly pivot from 'embarrassing wardrobe malfunction' to 'the thing I'm in the process of promoting'.

Even Matt was impressed by that. You got a sense that the entire studio was just jaw dropped in awe at her.

Oh, so they showed the picture of the slutty, no-panties wearing, slut?


No, I didn't see your mom anywhere.
 
2012-12-13 10:02:10 AM  

Waldo Pepper: there was more talent on Hee Haw then then in the show Nashville


Saaaa...lute!
 
2012-12-13 10:06:35 AM  

mofa: Waldo Pepper: there was more talent on Hee Haw then then in the show Nashville

Saaaa...lute!


...and pffft you was gone....
 
2012-12-13 11:54:34 AM  
she has a little dwarfism.

nttawwt
 
2012-12-13 12:09:42 PM  

ecl: Male Masseuse.


Is that what happened when they kicked the ho's off craigslist?
 
2012-12-13 12:10:25 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: StoPPeRmobile: PizzaJedi81: Gosling: cryinoutloud: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*
You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

"I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of someone in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it and do the decent thing, sells it," she said. "And I'm sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants, which brings us back to Les Mis, because that's what my character is. She's someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there's no social safety net."

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

That was Anne's response? Wow. That is skills, with a Z. I honestly do not think I've ever seen someone so seamlessly pivot from 'embarrassing wardrobe malfunction' to 'the thing I'm in the process of promoting'.

Even Matt was impressed by that. You got a sense that the entire studio was just jaw dropped in awe at her.

Oh, so they showed the picture of the slutty, no-panties wearing, slut?

No, I didn't see your mom anywhere.


OH BURN!
 
2012-12-13 03:31:52 PM  
I said a Bang

Bang

Bangity

Bang

A Bang

Bang

Bangity

Bang!
 
2012-12-13 04:38:57 PM  
I would dearly LOVE to see video of any chick actually "jumping" into a bikini.......................
 
2012-12-13 04:52:34 PM  
Hey mods, can we leave this thread open a few extra days? Please? Merry Christmas? :)
 
2012-12-13 06:40:07 PM  

redmid17: DaCaptain19: cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.

No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.

[i41.photobucket.com image 235x163]

[i.imgur.com image 533x149]">


I now live in Chicago. You should know that - keep up, man!
 
2012-12-13 06:41:32 PM  

lewintn: DaCaptain19: cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.

No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.

And by "any day" you mean the 42 days a year the beach is open?


Nice!
 
2012-12-13 06:43:50 PM  

soupbone: DaCaptain19: cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.

No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.

Still looks hot to me even without or little makeup. Maybe you should make an appointment with your friendly neighborhood optometrist.

[img22.fansshare.com image 450x630]

[backseatcuddler.com image 400x449]


Perhaps you need to actually...meet...women - they're out there...everywhere.
 
2012-12-13 06:49:29 PM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: redmid17: DaCaptain19: cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.

No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.

[i41.photobucket.com image 235x163]

[i.imgur.com image 533x149]">

I can pretty much vouch this guy is from Michigan - he's said as much before in NHL threads. I wonder when was the last time i updated my location? Took me a few years after I moved last time.


And my handle doesn't apply to Joe Sakic. It's all about Stevie Y.

Thanks.

Grew up in Michigan (G.R. home of the Griffins, the Wings farm team) and how living in Chicago...and I never bothered to change my profile...but to calm everyone down (present company excluded) I'll make sure it's done by EOB (5 p.m. CST) tomorrow.
 
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