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2012-12-13 02:34:46 AM

Gosling: cryinoutloud: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*
You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

"I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of someone in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it and do the decent thing, sells it," she said. "And I'm sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants, which brings us back to Les Mis, because that's what my character is. She's someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there's no social safety net."

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

That was Anne's response? Wow. That is skills, with a Z. I honestly do not think I've ever seen someone so seamlessly pivot from 'embarrassing wardrobe malfunction' to 'the thing I'm in the process of promoting'.


Even Matt was impressed by that. You got a sense that the entire studio was just jaw dropped in awe at her.
 
2012-12-13 02:55:28 AM

PizzaJedi81: Gosling: cryinoutloud: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*
You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

"I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of someone in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it and do the decent thing, sells it," she said. "And I'm sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants, which brings us back to Les Mis, because that's what my character is. She's someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there's no social safety net."

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

That was Anne's response? Wow. That is skills, with a Z. I honestly do not think I've ever seen someone so seamlessly pivot from 'embarrassing wardrobe malfunction' to 'the thing I'm in the process of promoting'.

Even Matt was impressed by that. You got a sense that the entire studio was just jaw dropped in awe at her.


Oh, so they showed the picture of the slutty, no-panties wearing, slut?
 
2012-12-13 03:17:13 AM
I have always seen parallels between HP & Sarah Michelle Gellar. Both figured they'd get their names out there with a role that would become a cult hit then transition into the next Jennifer Aniston type "america's sweetheart." It didn't work out that way, and both seem to dislike that the fans that treat them like a big deal are the nerdy types they didn't care about impressing.
 
2012-12-13 08:04:24 AM

spacemanjones: I bet her ass hole tastes like puppies


I'm more of a cat person, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2012-12-13 08:17:51 AM
Good Lord that woman is sexy
 
2012-12-13 08:27:22 AM
I'd like to have sex with her, if you know what I'm saying.
 
2012-12-13 09:35:59 AM

lewintn: croesius: KatjaMouse: BTW, I really like her new show. I don't know if Nashville was picked up for more episodes but it's one of the few new shows I actually got into this season.

As a native Nashvillian, I gotta say that show is merely a cliche of what mass media thinks of this town. Within a few minutes of the first episode, they had managed to put in a "well bless your heart" and a "I didn't fall off a turnip truck". Altogether a regrettable decision I made to watch the pilot.

As a...nearly...native Nashvillian, I gotta say that...of course the show is chock full of cliches...it is a network drama! Do you think Dallas is solely oil barons in boots?! That being said, the visuals of our fair city look great and the show is far better than I anticipated. We have nowhere to go but up after "Hee Haw" after all.


there was more talent on Hee Haw then then in the show Nashville
 
2012-12-13 10:01:19 AM

StoPPeRmobile: PizzaJedi81: Gosling: cryinoutloud: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*
You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

"I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of someone in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it and do the decent thing, sells it," she said. "And I'm sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants, which brings us back to Les Mis, because that's what my character is. She's someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there's no social safety net."

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

That was Anne's response? Wow. That is skills, with a Z. I honestly do not think I've ever seen someone so seamlessly pivot from 'embarrassing wardrobe malfunction' to 'the thing I'm in the process of promoting'.

Even Matt was impressed by that. You got a sense that the entire studio was just jaw dropped in awe at her.

Oh, so they showed the picture of the slutty, no-panties wearing, slut?


No, I didn't see your mom anywhere.
 
2012-12-13 10:02:10 AM

Waldo Pepper: there was more talent on Hee Haw then then in the show Nashville


Saaaa...lute!
 
2012-12-13 10:06:35 AM

mofa: Waldo Pepper: there was more talent on Hee Haw then then in the show Nashville

Saaaa...lute!


...and pffft you was gone....
 
2012-12-13 11:54:34 AM
she has a little dwarfism.

nttawwt
 
2012-12-13 12:09:42 PM

ecl: Male Masseuse.


Is that what happened when they kicked the ho's off craigslist?
 
2012-12-13 12:10:25 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: StoPPeRmobile: PizzaJedi81: Gosling: cryinoutloud: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*
You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

"I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of someone in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it and do the decent thing, sells it," she said. "And I'm sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants, which brings us back to Les Mis, because that's what my character is. She's someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there's no social safety net."

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

That was Anne's response? Wow. That is skills, with a Z. I honestly do not think I've ever seen someone so seamlessly pivot from 'embarrassing wardrobe malfunction' to 'the thing I'm in the process of promoting'.

Even Matt was impressed by that. You got a sense that the entire studio was just jaw dropped in awe at her.

Oh, so they showed the picture of the slutty, no-panties wearing, slut?

No, I didn't see your mom anywhere.


OH BURN!
 
2012-12-13 03:31:52 PM
I said a Bang

Bang

Bangity

Bang

A Bang

Bang

Bangity

Bang!
 
2012-12-13 04:38:57 PM
I would dearly LOVE to see video of any chick actually "jumping" into a bikini.......................
 
2012-12-13 04:42:43 PM
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2012-12-13 04:52:34 PM
Hey mods, can we leave this thread open a few extra days? Please? Merry Christmas? :)
 
2012-12-13 05:37:22 PM
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2012-12-13 06:07:48 PM
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2012-12-13 06:40:07 PM

redmid17: DaCaptain19: cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.

No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.

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I now live in Chicago. You should know that - keep up, man!
 
2012-12-13 06:41:32 PM

lewintn: DaCaptain19: cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.

No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.

And by "any day" you mean the 42 days a year the beach is open?


Nice!
 
2012-12-13 06:43:50 PM

soupbone: DaCaptain19: cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.

No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.

Still looks hot to me even without or little makeup. Maybe you should make an appointment with your friendly neighborhood optometrist.

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Perhaps you need to actually...meet...women - they're out there...everywhere.
 
2012-12-13 06:49:29 PM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: redmid17: DaCaptain19: cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.

No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.

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I can pretty much vouch this guy is from Michigan - he's said as much before in NHL threads. I wonder when was the last time i updated my location? Took me a few years after I moved last time.


And my handle doesn't apply to Joe Sakic. It's all about Stevie Y.

Thanks.

Grew up in Michigan (G.R. home of the Griffins, the Wings farm team) and how living in Chicago...and I never bothered to change my profile...but to calm everyone down (present company excluded) I'll make sure it's done by EOB (5 p.m. CST) tomorrow.
 
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