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2012-12-12 06:27:17 PM  

W.C.fields forever: Lots of people were sayin' things.


I'm sure those things were gross too, you just happen to be the one I saw. Plus at first I thought you were making some sort of comment about sticking your wang in her canoe, but then I realized it was nothing so innocent.
 
2012-12-12 06:30:34 PM  

Der Poopflinger: W.C.fields forever: Lots of people were sayin' things.

I'm sure those things were gross too, you just happen to be the one I saw.

Just like in highschool.And that cop that caught me speeding.

 
2012-12-12 06:38:02 PM  

devilEther: Where's the thread about Anne Hathaway flashing her snatch?


Wait! What? Where? Did I miss this?
 
2012-12-12 06:39:04 PM  
I don't like this chick... Sure, she's a cutie, but she seems to have an ugly egotism exuding from her very pores.
 
2012-12-12 06:40:10 PM  

Der Poopflinger: Onkel Buck: Got dayum that little biatch is ripe!

wow, just wow man


Ya likeded that shiat eh?
 
2012-12-12 06:42:45 PM  

Apos: Hayden Panettiere jumps into a tiny bikini


I presume everyone stopped reading at this juncture.


yup
 
2012-12-12 06:45:28 PM  

Apos: Hayden Panettiere jumps into a tiny bikini


I presume everyone stopped reading at this juncture.


I certainly did. I don't care what people say, she has my favourite body in Hollywood by far.
 
2012-12-12 06:49:28 PM  

crab66: farkeruk: Is is me, or is she ageing quite badly? She's still "would", but compared to even 2 or 3 years ago, she's lost that cuteness she had.

So basically you're a pedophile.


You're a pedophile if you like girls in their early 20s?

Basically, you're an asshole.
 
2012-12-12 07:01:37 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [ic.pics.livejournal.com image 850x478] 
Shame about the boob job.


I hope that's shopped.
 
2012-12-12 07:03:08 PM  

boyvoyeur: thecpt: Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


Oh, most definitely.

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That doesn't convince me. She was famous when she was like 18/19 (now 24). If she started taking birth control it could make her chesitcles go from an A to a C easily over that course of time.

Well, that only makes sense. She's been in film for 10-12 years, very pretty by anyone's standards, is around 25 years old, has more money than most people in the business, dated several sports figures, been in several long term relationships and lives in SoCa. It might just be that she has deceided "now" would be a good time to lose her virginity and go on the pill.


I mean she's never really been shy about telling people she had sex. Hell she was on Ellen saying how people would come up to her and ask her how she had sex with Klitschko. She'd say we always find a way or something. If she's trying to pretend she's a virgin, she's doing a really bad job of it.
 
2012-12-12 07:11:02 PM  

Dragonflew: crab66: farkeruk: Is is me, or is she ageing quite badly? She's still "would", but compared to even 2 or 3 years ago, she's lost that cuteness she had.

So basically you're a pedophile.

You're a pedophile if you like girls in their early 20s?

Basically, you're an asshole.


No, he's a dick. There's a difference.

Anyway, dicks like him think anyone who likes a woman who's shorter than 5'4'' and could successfully disguise themselves as high schoolers on a teen drama is a pedophile...even if the woman in question is nearly 40. Yes, there are women out there who look like that at that age.
 
2012-12-12 07:14:33 PM  

BATMANATEE: farkingismybusiness: [ic.pics.livejournal.com image 850x478] 
Shame about the boob job.

I hope that's shopped.


She apparently showed off her dent during an episode of "Nashville" recently. Whatever that is.
 
2012-12-12 07:15:50 PM  

IlGreven: Dragonflew: crab66: farkeruk: Is is me, or is she ageing quite badly? She's still "would", but compared to even 2 or 3 years ago, she's lost that cuteness she had.

So basically you're a pedophile.

You're a pedophile if you like girls in their early 20s?

Basically, you're an asshole.

No, he's a dick. There's a difference.

Anyway, dicks like him think anyone who likes a woman who's shorter than 5'4'' and could successfully disguise themselves as high schoolers on a teen drama is a pedophile...even if the woman in question is nearly 40. Yes, there are women out there who look like that at that age.


i like to call her the perfect woman
 
2012-12-12 07:19:28 PM  

Der Poopflinger: W.C.fields forever: I would stick a McDonalds straw in her bathtub.

don't get me wrong, she's hot, but that's just gross


Seriously. Get a straw from Jack in the Box or someplace clean.
 
2012-12-12 07:20:15 PM  

Apos: Hayden Panettiere jumps into a tiny bikini


I presume everyone stopped reading at this juncture.


Not really...and does anyone think the pictures from TFA look good? Absolute photoshoop, might as well used a paint-brush...face is weird...no shape...

I know nothing about her except that she was in "Heroes" (an insanely bad TV series). So is she really crazy? You never f*ck someone with full-on-crazy...

I had a hot and crazy gf once (not too long ago so we're talking 30-something adults, not kids). I will say, the sex was phenomenal...we did things the pRon industry hasn't even covered...

...but I had to get rid of it in the end (sounds like I killed her via buttsex). Sexy/crazy is fine until you come home one night to find she broke into your house...wrote graffiti messages all over the house ("Don't f*ck him, girl!")...because? She tried to call me and I was out. So...of course...another woman! So I had to make a police report, etc...kicked her to the curb on the spot...insane and NOT worth it.

I should tell you about the time we went to the strip club together and I bought her and myself a lap dance from the same stripper...holy christ that's a "lifetime" memory...my god. Let me just say that absolutely NO picture, video, movie, simulation...can truly capture the "live" experience of two lesbian/bi's going on about 3-feet from you. OK, sorry, I have to go...ah, the movie's playing inside my head!
 
2012-12-12 07:26:23 PM  

farkingismybusiness: BATMANATEE: farkingismybusiness: [ic.pics.livejournal.com image 850x478] 
Shame about the boob job.

I hope that's shopped.

She apparently showed off her dent during an episode of "Nashville" recently. Whatever that is.


It's a town in Tennessee. The capital in fact!.
 
2012-12-12 07:28:38 PM  

cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.


No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.
 
2012-12-12 07:33:26 PM  

DaCaptain19: cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.

No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.


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2012-12-12 07:48:09 PM  

redmid17: DaCaptain19: cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.

No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.

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I can pretty much vouch this guy is from Michigan - he's said as much before in NHL threads. I wonder when was the last time i updated my location? Took me a few years after I moved last time.
 
2012-12-12 07:56:14 PM  
A friend of mine was working at the same studio with her and she knew the production assistant Hayden was dating, prior to her hooking up with that boxing fella. Apparently, HP approached the P.A. about wanting to do a threesome with another guy. Not his cup of tea obviously, cause he freaked out and dumped her.

Her idea of fun is multiple c**ks.
 
2012-12-12 07:56:35 PM  
I would give her 12 inches round trip. 6" up and 6" back.
 
2012-12-12 08:02:28 PM  

killzoe: PizzaJedi81: DjangoStonereaver: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*

You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

No, I think this is what he means. (NSFW, duh!

/Not a shop, she went topless in HAVOC and BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

And "Love and Other Drugs."

I have paused that movie so many times.... you know, for science.


Is it me, or does her face appear to be melting? In 20 years, her eyes will be on the same level as her mouth...
 
2012-12-12 08:12:52 PM  
I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet.
 
2012-12-12 08:18:00 PM  

mooseyfate: I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet.


That was funnied..Pure eloquence.
 
2012-12-12 08:22:23 PM  

W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet.

That was funnied..Pure eloquence.


I really class up the joint.
 
2012-12-12 08:28:25 PM  

mooseyfate: W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet.

That was funnied..Pure eloquence.

I really class up the joint.


I actually tried to say that sentence out loud..Took me 10 times to do it without laughing.
 
2012-12-12 08:33:33 PM  

mooseyfate: W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet.

That was funnied..Pure eloquence.

I really class up the joint.


FAVORITE:retard pudding buffet

I gave you a color.hell of a username or band name.
 
2012-12-12 08:34:09 PM  
this girl suffers from Assistol disease... meaning, she has no 'ass at all'. I don't get how people are saying its nice.... You must be white.
 
2012-12-12 08:57:42 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Hayden Pantyair is a goddess.

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she is gorgeous in this photo.
 
2012-12-12 09:06:24 PM  
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2012-12-12 09:57:47 PM  
There is literally now way she's a call girl. That is the dumbest thing I think i've ever read.
 
2012-12-12 10:00:47 PM  
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2012-12-12 10:29:12 PM  

DaCaptain19: cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.

No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.


Still looks hot to me even without or little makeup. Maybe you should make an appointment with your friendly neighborhood optometrist.

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2012-12-12 10:31:33 PM  
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2012-12-12 10:31:48 PM  
I've got a joke too.

What have you got if you have 2 green balls in your hand? Kermit's undivided attention.
 
ecl
2012-12-12 10:33:58 PM  

soupbone: DaCaptain19: cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.

No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.

Still looks hot to me even without or little makeup. Maybe you should make an appointment with your friendly neighborhood optometrist.

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Male Masseuse.
 
2012-12-12 10:41:42 PM  
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ecl
2012-12-12 10:58:49 PM  

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"Giggity!"
 
2012-12-12 11:11:25 PM  
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2012-12-12 11:59:37 PM  

W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet.

That was funnied..Pure eloquence.

I really class up the joint.

FAVORITE:retard pudding buffet

I gave you a color.hell of a username or band name.



I have no doubt that the next time you see me in a thread, you'll wonder why you favorited this colossal jackass.
 
2012-12-13 12:02:41 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 640x563]

Hey, what do ya know...I can see myself in her. :-)


I'm glad she is worth A lot of money, because I've always wanted to cum, into money.

/old joke
//still apropos
 
2012-12-13 12:03:31 AM  

DaCaptain19: To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary.


lh6.googleusercontent.com 

/ Yes, ordinary is a relative term
 
2012-12-13 12:09:18 AM  

mooseyfate: W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet.

That was funnied..Pure eloquence.

I really class up the joint.

FAVORITE:retard pudding buffet

I gave you a color.hell of a username or band name.


I have no doubt that the next time you see me in a thread, you'll wonder why you favorited this colossal jackass.


You are probation pink..
 
2012-12-13 12:23:03 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Infobahn: A friend was managing the production of a commercial she was in, and said that in her 25 years of dealing with talent, she was the biggest coont she had ever worked with. HP thinks WAY too much of herself.

I'd bring her down to earth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


Unlubed anal?
 
2012-12-13 12:32:06 AM  
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2012-12-13 12:39:02 AM  

W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: W.C.fields forever: mooseyfate: I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet.

That was funnied..Pure eloquence.

I really class up the joint.

FAVORITE:retard pudding buffet

I gave you a color.hell of a username or band name.


I have no doubt that the next time you see me in a thread, you'll wonder why you favorited this colossal jackass.

You are probation pink..


Hey! That's what I do.

*grumble*
 
2012-12-13 12:55:17 AM  
I bet her ass hole tastes like puppies
 
2012-12-13 01:28:31 AM  

spacemanjones: I bet her ass hole tastes like puppies


Annnnnnd favorited!

/Goddam, that was funny!
 
2012-12-13 02:11:51 AM  

croesius: KatjaMouse: BTW, I really like her new show. I don't know if Nashville was picked up for more episodes but it's one of the few new shows I actually got into this season.

As a native Nashvillian, I gotta say that show is merely a cliche of what mass media thinks of this town. Within a few minutes of the first episode, they had managed to put in a "well bless your heart" and a "I didn't fall off a turnip truck". Altogether a regrettable decision I made to watch the pilot.


As a...nearly...native Nashvillian, I gotta say that...of course the show is chock full of cliches...it is a network drama! Do you think Dallas is solely oil barons in boots?! That being said, the visuals of our fair city look great and the show is far better than I anticipated. We have nowhere to go but up after "Hee Haw" after all.
 
2012-12-13 02:12:26 AM  

DaCaptain19: cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.

No sh*t. I live near Lake Michigan...any day on the beach I'll see 100 women hotter than this stick. Oh...and they're hot WITHOUT photo-shopping.

To me, she looks like one of those people who...without the 4 hours of makeup, the 2 hours on her hair, the photoshopping, the oiling, the what-the-f*ck they do...would look pretty ordinary. My eyes would quickly skip away from her to look for the women with real breasts...and waists.


And by "any day" you mean the 42 days a year the beach is open?
 
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