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2012-12-12 04:04:48 PM  
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2012-12-12 04:06:03 PM  
*waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*
 
2012-12-12 04:08:03 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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is that person on the top the same person as the rest?


I'd say that's a different girl. Panettiere just doesn't have those curvy hips.
 
2012-12-12 04:10:15 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Wellon Dowd: Hayden Pantyair is a goddess.

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except she has no feet


Makes it harder for her to get aw...

Nevermind.
 
2012-12-12 04:13:03 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*


You mean the crotch? [NSFW]
 
2012-12-12 04:13:51 PM  

abhorrent1: GIF: Too large so,Link


I'm not generally into skinny girls, but, DAYAMM!

/Can't leave my desk for a few minutes for fear of an embarassing questioning from my HR people.
 
2012-12-12 04:17:07 PM  

killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*

You mean the crotch? [NSFW]


Can I have both for $1,000 Alex?
 
2012-12-12 04:18:27 PM  
Eco-terrorist.
 
2012-12-12 04:19:10 PM  

killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*

You mean the crotch? [NSFW]


No, I think this is what he means. (NSFW, duh!

/Not a shop, she went topless in HAVOC and BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
 
2012-12-12 04:19:39 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*

You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

Can I have both for $1,000 Alex?


Ya know, she was really classy this morning on Today, talking about that. Just deepens my crush on her.
 
2012-12-12 04:20:18 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*

You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

No, I think this is what he means. (NSFW, duh!

/Not a shop, she went topless in HAVOC and BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN


And "Love and Other Drugs."
 
2012-12-12 04:21:06 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*

You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

No, I think this is what he means. (NSFW, duh!

/Not a shop, she went topless in HAVOC and BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN


And the movie that one is from... "Love and Other Drugs."
 
2012-12-12 04:21:32 PM  

PizzaJedi81: DjangoStonereaver: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*

You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

No, I think this is what he means. (NSFW, duh!

/Not a shop, she went topless in HAVOC and BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

And "Love and Other Drugs."


I have paused that movie so many times.... you know, for science.
 
2012-12-12 04:21:41 PM  
Dammit, PizzaJedi!
 
2012-12-12 04:22:17 PM  

akula: Dammit, PizzaJedi!


Nobody gets there quicker than I do...just ask my wife!
 
2012-12-12 04:24:04 PM  

akula: DjangoStonereaver: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*

You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

No, I think this is what he means. (NSFW, duh!

/Not a shop, she went topless in HAVOC and BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

And the movie that one is from... "Love and Other Drugs."


Haven't seen any of them, so thanks.
 
2012-12-12 04:24:50 PM  
A friend was managing the production of a commercial she was in, and said that in her 25 years of dealing with talent, she was the biggest coont she had ever worked with. HP thinks WAY too much of herself.
 
2012-12-12 04:26:50 PM  

Infobahn: A friend was managing the production of a commercial she was in, and said that in her 25 years of dealing with talent, she was the biggest coont she had ever worked with. HP thinks WAY too much of herself.


I'd bring her down to earth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-12-12 04:26:53 PM  

PizzaJedi81: akula: Dammit, PizzaJedi!

Nobody gets there quicker than I do...just ask my wife!


Lolz.
 
2012-12-12 04:27:40 PM  
She's an idiot. But I'd stare at her naked body for an hour.
 
2012-12-12 04:28:15 PM  

Infobahn: A friend was managing the production of a commercial she was in, and said that in her 25 years of dealing with talent, she was the biggest coont she had ever worked with. HP thinks WAY too much of herself.


Friend of mine met at her at a concert outside the super bowl. Said she was pretty chill and talkative. She might have had fun enhancers going though.
 
2012-12-12 04:28:27 PM  
I'm sadly missing some NSFW HP goodness. Guess I'll just have to bop on over to Hollywood and check out that starlets catalog.
 
2012-12-12 04:31:35 PM  
1) Tiny woman needs a tinier bikini

2) She looks like she would be a real piece of work, though.

3) Been watching 'Nashville' and she doesn't seem to be acting. At all.
 
2012-12-12 04:39:11 PM  

douchebag/hater: 3) Been watching 'Nashville' and she doesn't seem to be acting. At all.


This. I'll give her credit for the scene in her new kitchen detailing what she went through as a child. I'm not sure what Hayden's childhood was like, but she called up some real emotion for that.

You're right, though, she seems to really relish getting to "play" a diva on TV.

/Her QB bf: 70% Tebow, 30% Romo?
 
2012-12-12 04:45:12 PM  
Had I never heard of her until today, it might be different - but something about her characters Malcolm in the Middle, Kingdom Hearts (videogame voice), and even Heroes makes it feel wrong to look at her as a receptacle. But if she's needs to be knocked down a few pegs, well, I suppose I can help.
 
2012-12-12 04:51:40 PM  
The words "Shave the cheerleader" keep running through my mind.

Anyone want to join me in proposing a sitcom in which Hayden and Kristen Bell are rival professional wrestlers forced to be roommates sharing an apartment furnished only with pools of jello?
 
2012-12-12 04:56:51 PM  

Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


Oh, most definitely.

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That just makes me a little sad. No need for improvement there.
 
2012-12-12 04:59:39 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Jim from Saint Paul: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*

You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

Can I have both for $1,000 Alex?

Ya know, she was really classy this morning on Today, talking about that. Just deepens my crush on her.


And that hairdo...rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

/bunk...I'll be in it
 
2012-12-12 05:03:45 PM  

crab66: So basically you're a pedophile.


Well, as she's 23, that means that 2 or 3 years ago that she was 20 or 21. So, no.
 
2012-12-12 05:05:06 PM  

croesius: As a native Nashvillian, I gotta say that show is merely a cliche of what mass media thinks of this town. Within a few minutes of the first episode, they had managed to put in a "well bless your heart" and a "I didn't fall off a turnip truck". Altogether a regrettable decision I made to watch the pilot.


That main character's accent (not Hayden, the other woman) grates on me so badly I can't watch. I hope she's not a real southerner, because that is awful.
 
2012-12-12 05:09:20 PM  

cryinoutloud: That main character's accent (not Hayden, the other woman) grates on me so badly I can't watch. I hope she's not a real southerner, because that is awful.


Connie Britton? She was convincing as a Texan in Friday Night Lights...

North Easterner who spent the majority of her life in Virginia. And a great looking 45 yo.

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2012-12-12 05:16:44 PM  

kronicfeld: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants? She's a very attractive girl, but based on what I've seen of her in interviews, she very much falls under the don't stick it in crazy rule

She's shaped like a fire hydrant. She has Peter Dinklage's body from her midsection down.


SPROING
 
2012-12-12 05:23:12 PM  

killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*
You mean the crotch? [NSFW]


"I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of someone in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it and do the decent thing, sells it," she said. "And I'm sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants, which brings us back to Les Mis, because that's what my character is. She's someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there's no social safety net."

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
 
2012-12-12 05:36:15 PM  

cryinoutloud: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*
You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

"I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of someone in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it and do the decent thing, sells it," she said. "And I'm sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants, which brings us back to Les Mis, because that's what my character is. She's someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there's no social safety net."

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?


That was Anne's response? Wow. That is skills, with a Z. I honestly do not think I've ever seen someone so seamlessly pivot from 'embarrassing wardrobe malfunction' to 'the thing I'm in the process of promoting'.
 
2012-12-12 05:38:39 PM  

thecpt: cryinoutloud: That main character's accent (not Hayden, the other woman) grates on me so badly I can't watch. I hope she's not a real southerner, because that is awful.

Connie Britton? She was convincing as a Texan in Friday Night Lights...

North Easterner who spent the majority of her life in Virginia. And a great looking 45 yo.

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It's almost obscene how hot Connie Britton is. Friday Night Lights was great regardless, but she made it a pleasure to watch.
 
2012-12-12 05:38:40 PM  

cryinoutloud: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*
You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

"I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of someone in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it and do the decent thing, sells it," she said. "And I'm sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants, which brings us back to Les Mis, because that's what my character is. She's someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there's no social safety net."

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?


No, because I am very sad that we live in an age when someone who desperately wants an Oscar goes around flashing her naughty bits and then claims innocence.
 
2012-12-12 05:44:18 PM  
Hayden, let me make this perfectly clear... I will eat that ass and I won't stop even if I find corn.

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2012-12-12 05:46:58 PM  

killzoe: No, because I am very sad that we live in an age when someone who desperately wants an Oscar goes around flashing her naughty bits and then claims innocence.


you can barely even see anything anyways, I don't understand the big deal.
 
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2012-12-12 05:48:55 PM  

cryinoutloud: killzoe: Jim from Saint Paul: *waiting for her to be like Hathaway and show the boobies*
You mean the crotch? [NSFW]

"I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of someone in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it and do the decent thing, sells it," she said. "And I'm sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants, which brings us back to Les Mis, because that's what my character is. She's someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there's no social safety net."

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?


Meh.
 
2012-12-12 05:49:08 PM  
Got dayum that little biatch is ripe!
 
2012-12-12 05:49:59 PM  
thecpt: Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?

- - -
Oh, most definitely.
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That doesn't convince me. She was famous when she was like 18/19 (now 24). If she started taking birth control it could make her chesitcles go from an A to a C easily over that course of time.

I think all the proof you need, if you want to believe that the difference is due to hormones or age, is in that pic where she's playing tennis. See how well defined her breast is close to her underarm area? That's because there's an implant placed under her pecs, and her pecs are engaged. Natural breasts would just gradually blend into the underarm area, the implants have the giveaway 'C'.
 
2012-12-12 05:51:32 PM  

Onkel Buck: Got dayum that little biatch is ripe!


wow, just wow man
 
2012-12-12 05:51:55 PM  

ExcedrinHeadache: It's almost obscene how hot Connie Britton is.


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And that was five years ago.
 
2012-12-12 05:55:10 PM  

Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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First pic is Leighton Meester. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
 
2012-12-12 06:09:52 PM  
I would stick a McDonalds straw in her bathtub.
 
2012-12-12 06:14:07 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: She was datiing that huge boxer that's probably got a dick like a horse. Her shiat is all blown out.


'Roids shrink your junk.
 
2012-12-12 06:16:43 PM  

W.C.fields forever: I would stick a McDonalds straw in her bathtub.


don't get me wrong, she's hot, but that's just gross
 
2012-12-12 06:18:33 PM  

Jclark666: Popcorn Johnny: She was datiing that huge boxer that's probably got a dick like a horse. Her shiat is all blown out.

'Roids shrink your junk.


Not to mention vaginas can expand in size by 200% when aroused.
 
2012-12-12 06:20:41 PM  
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Shame about the boob job.
 
2012-12-12 06:23:29 PM  

Der Poopflinger: W.C.fields forever: I would stick a McDonalds straw in her bathtub.

don't get me wrong, she's hot, but that's just gross


Lots of people were sayin' things.
 
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