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2012-12-12 01:48:09 PM

thecpt: Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


Oh, most definitely.

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That doesn't convince me. She was famous when she was like 18/19 (now 24). If she started taking birth control it could make her chesitcles go from an A to a C easily over that course of time.


Hell, if she let herself go slightly, we could probably see her grow a cup size before she gets any noticeable leg-curds.
 
2012-12-12 01:51:12 PM
She is attractive. Given hers and my wife's consent, I would penis her.
 
2012-12-12 01:52:03 PM

Wellon Dowd: Hayden Pantyair is a goddess.

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Not that she ain't hot, but a hip-hugging pencil or mini skirt makes pretty much any woman look good.

/Just think of the wonders it did for Christina Hendricks.
//It even made a few people take their eyes off of her chesticles for a moment.
 
2012-12-12 01:52:36 PM

mooseyfate: kronicfeld: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants? She's a very attractive girl, but based on what I've seen of her in interviews, she very much falls under the don't stick it in crazy rule

She's shaped like a fire hydrant. She has Peter Dinklage's body from her midsection down.

And yet I still want to churn her lady-parts like butter.


I was going to say "I'd hook my hose to her and spray away".

Yours, somehow, is more classy.
 
2012-12-12 01:57:28 PM
Not a tiny bikini, but I'm not complaining.
 
2012-12-12 01:57:38 PM
Mmmhm, Daddy issues.
 
2012-12-12 02:00:36 PM
She was datiing that huge boxer that's probably got a dick like a horse. Her shiat is all blown out.
 
2012-12-12 02:01:36 PM
At this point, she is a hallway to her man's hotdog.
 
2012-12-12 02:01:58 PM

natazha: Not a tiny bikini, but I'm not complaining.


Tiny enough...which is what she'd say to me.
 
2012-12-12 02:02:03 PM

thecpt: Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


Oh, most definitely.

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That doesn't convince me. She was famous when she was like 18/19 (now 24). If she started taking birth control it could make her chesitcles go from an A to a C easily over that course of time.



If you look around for some of the bigger, higher res pics from that tennis set (too big to post here) you can see those odd stretch marks along the side that pretty much always show up with implants, particularly visible when she is bending forward. I've only ever been with one women who had implants, but is made me start noticing certain tell-tale signs. Anyway, at least she did go crazy and bolt a pair of double-Ds onto her little frame.
 
2012-12-12 02:11:08 PM

Sybarite: If you look around for some of the bigger, higher res pics from that tennis set (too big to post here) you can see those odd stretch marks along the side that pretty much always show up with implants, particularly visible when she is bending forward. I've only ever been with one women who had implants, but is made me start noticing certain tell-tale signs. Anyway, at least she did go crazy and bolt a pair of double-Ds onto her little frame.


Okay, yeah I can't see them from what you've posted and I know the lines of which you speak from... "experience" but I can't look for the set now while at work. I've seen stretch marks on natural ones too from the quicker growth coupled with birth control and growth spurts/development. But they aren't like the telltale "indents" when a girl who has had work done leans over.

I just thought you were talking about size in general, and many people don't know about that side effect of bc.
 
2012-12-12 02:15:24 PM
TIL"Tiny" is very much a relative term.
 
2012-12-12 02:16:25 PM

thecpt: Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


Oh, most definitely.

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That doesn't convince me. She was famous when she was like 18/19 (now 24). If she started taking birth control it could make her chesitcles go from an A to a C easily over that course of time.


Well, that only makes sense. She's been in film for 10-12 years, very pretty by anyone's standards, is around 25 years old, has more money than most people in the business, dated several sports figures, been in several long term relationships and lives in SoCa. It might just be that she has deceided "now" would be a good time to lose her virginity and go on the pill.
 
2012-12-12 02:16:32 PM

SomeoneDumb: TIL"Tiny" is very much a relative term.


But enough about your sister...

/it's an insest joke, see?
 
2012-12-12 02:18:43 PM

KatjaMouse: AntonChigger: /Also, Room 23?
//Too lazy to practice google-fu

There's this whole whispered about prostitution ring rumor in Hollywood. Robert Downey Jr., while writing a gossip column under a pen name, alleges that she was involved. You see that pic up-thread where she looks like a disco-ball? Allegedly that photo was taken for a "coffee table book" that doubles as a catalog for young starlets that very rich men can afford.


Ah! I remember that now, thanks for jogging my memory.

/RDJ is awesome
//Not sure why someone like Hayden would need to do something like that, considering the amount of $$$ Hollywood types like her make
 
2012-12-12 02:22:37 PM

Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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Good lord, I want to bite her ass.
 
2012-12-12 02:24:11 PM

PizzaJedi81: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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Good lord, I want to bite her ass.


Get in line, pal. :)
 
2012-12-12 02:25:11 PM

H31N0US: She is attractive. Given hers and my wife's consent, I would penis her.


Not sure if you are doing it right or wrong ...

You and the missus don't have a 'gimme'? Like a too good to pass up opportunity that is totally understandable?

/sorry babe! my cell phone was dead
// easier to ask forgiveness then permission ... sometimes
 
2012-12-12 02:26:05 PM

Apos: PizzaJedi81: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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Good lord, I want to bite her ass.

Get in line, pal. :)


....and welcome back, BTW.
 
2012-12-12 02:27:51 PM

Apos: Apos: PizzaJedi81: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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Good lord, I want to bite her ass.

Get in line, pal. :)

....and welcome back, BTW.


Danke. No real reason for staying away, just...had to get away for a while, ya know?

Back to the issue at hand...if I can't bite it, can I wear it like a hat?
 
2012-12-12 02:28:33 PM

AntonChigger: KatjaMouse: AntonChigger: /Also, Room 23?
//Too lazy to practice google-fu

There's this whole whispered about prostitution ring rumor in Hollywood. Robert Downey Jr., while writing a gossip column under a pen name, alleges that she was involved. You see that pic up-thread where she looks like a disco-ball? Allegedly that photo was taken for a "coffee table book" that doubles as a catalog for young starlets that very rich men can afford.

Ah! I remember that now, thanks for jogging my memory.

/RDJ is awesome
//Not sure why someone like Hayden would need to do something like that, considering the amount of $$$ Hollywood types like her make


Somehow I doubt she's swimming in cash, she was a relative unknown when she was in Heroes, and that show wasn't nearly popular or successful enough for her to command any massive payday. Other than that she's been in a few failed theatrical releases, and some direct to DVD and made for television fare, so it's not like her career has ever really taken off.
 
2012-12-12 02:32:12 PM
If they're fake she did a nice job. I would play with them right before I tongue punched her fart box.
 
2012-12-12 02:33:29 PM

farkeruk: Is is me, or is she ageing quite badly? She's still "would", but compared to even 2 or 3 years ago, she's lost that cuteness she had.


So basically you're a pedophile.
 
2012-12-12 02:34:08 PM

Popcorn Johnny: She was datiing that huge boxer that's probably got a dick like a horse. Her shiat is all blown out.


Latte, keyboard, owe me, etc.
 
2012-12-12 02:35:20 PM
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Malcolm and Reese thought she was pretty cool too.
 
2012-12-12 02:36:02 PM

crab66: farkeruk: Is is me, or is she ageing quite badly? She's still "would", but compared to even 2 or 3 years ago, she's lost that cuteness she had.

So basically you're a pedophile.


Of course not...he's an ephebophile. There's a difference...and it's a lot less squicky.
 
2012-12-12 02:41:45 PM

child_god: H31N0US: She is attractive. Given hers and my wife's consent, I would penis her.

Not sure if you are doing it right or wrong ...

You and the missus don't have a 'gimme'? Like a too good to pass up opportunity that is totally understandable?


Maybe his wife will leave him sloppy seconds.
 
2012-12-12 02:48:15 PM

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is that person on the top the same person as the rest?
 
2012-12-12 02:49:17 PM

pute kisses like a man: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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is that person on the top the same person as the rest?


Given how you could bounce a quarter off that ass, does it matter?
 
2012-12-12 02:52:23 PM

PizzaJedi81: Apos: Apos: PizzaJedi81: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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Good lord, I want to bite her ass.

Get in line, pal. :)

....and welcome back, BTW.

Danke. No real reason for staying away, just...had to get away for a while, ya know?

Back to the issue at hand...if I can't bite it, can I wear it like a hat?


Sorry, buddy, the line for that forms behind me.
 
2012-12-12 02:53:40 PM

cygnusx13: PizzaJedi81: Apos: Apos: PizzaJedi81: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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Good lord, I want to bite her ass.

Get in line, pal. :)

....and welcome back, BTW.

Danke. No real reason for staying away, just...had to get away for a while, ya know?

Back to the issue at hand...if I can't bite it, can I wear it like a hat?

Sorry, buddy, the line for that forms behind me.


I'd form a line behind her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/thanks for the easy set up
 
2012-12-12 02:54:15 PM

Popcorn Johnny: She was datiing that huge boxer that's probably got a dick like a horse. Her shiat is all blown out.


You're saying her guts has been pushed up into the back of her head?
 
2012-12-12 03:01:19 PM

pute kisses like a man: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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is that person on the top the same person as the rest?


I vote no.
 
2012-12-12 03:07:11 PM

Popcorn Johnny: She was datiing that huge boxer that's probably got a dick like a horse. Her shiat is all blown out.


Probably sounded like someone tearing a paper bag.
 
2012-12-12 03:08:26 PM

PizzaJedi81: pute kisses like a man: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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is that person on the top the same person as the rest?

Given how you could bounce a quarter off that ass, does it matter?


the good thing about curiosity is that it often doesn't matter, but asking questions can serve as a reminder or placeholder of a certain thread of thought in case one wanted to revisit the issue later in the day.
 
2012-12-12 03:08:52 PM

pute kisses like a man: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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is that person on the top the same person as the rest?


No, but it was just too damn luscious to pass up.
 
2012-12-12 03:15:19 PM

pute kisses like a man: PizzaJedi81: pute kisses like a man: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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is that person on the top the same person as the rest?

Given how you could bounce a quarter off that ass, does it matter?

the good thing about curiosity is that it often doesn't matter, but asking questions can serve as a reminder or placeholder of a certain thread of thought in case one wanted to revisit the issue later in the day.


Hm...similar to the manner in which one might mark the page of a book one was perusing, would you say?
 
2012-12-12 03:20:27 PM

pute kisses like a man: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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is that person on the top the same person as the rest?


I don't think it is but I volunteer to conduct a blind taste test in order to find out.
 
2012-12-12 03:26:51 PM

PizzaJedi81: pute kisses like a man: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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is that person on the top the same person as the rest?

Given how you could bounce a quarterman-hole cover off that ass, does it matter?


ftfy. You're talking about that fist pic? Right? It is quite the juicy caboosy that needs the proper medium of 'bouncing off.'
 
2012-12-12 03:29:29 PM

cygnusx13: PizzaJedi81: Apos: Apos: PizzaJedi81: Apos: I apologize for my tardiness.....

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Good lord, I want to bite her ass.

Get in line, pal. :)

....and welcome back, BTW.

Danke. No real reason for staying away, just...had to get away for a while, ya know?

Back to the issue at hand...if I can't bite it, can I wear it like a hat?

Sorry, buddy, the line for that forms behind me.


I don't know that I'd be encouraging ass biters to get behind you, even in this instance.
 
2012-12-12 03:35:59 PM
As my wife likes to say "She has a very meaty vag"
 
2012-12-12 03:43:31 PM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: As my wife likes to say "She has a very meaty vag"


read that as "yeasty"
 
2012-12-12 03:45:57 PM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: As my wife likes to say "She has a very meaty vag"


A man's gotta eat.
 
2012-12-12 03:46:58 PM
Needs more pictures

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2012-12-12 03:47:36 PM

KatjaMouse: BTW, I really like her new show. I don't know if Nashville was picked up for more episodes but it's one of the few new shows I actually got into this season.


As a native Nashvillian, I gotta say that show is merely a cliche of what mass media thinks of this town. Within a few minutes of the first episode, they had managed to put in a "well bless your heart" and a "I didn't fall off a turnip truck". Altogether a regrettable decision I made to watch the pilot.
 
2012-12-12 03:48:59 PM

Wellon Dowd: is that person on the top the same person as the rest?

I don't think it is but I volunteer to conduct a blind taste test in order to find out.



No it's Leighton Meester. Who ever the hell that is.
 
2012-12-12 03:49:51 PM

abhorrent1: Wellon Dowd: is that person on the top the same person as the rest?

I don't think it is but I volunteer to conduct a blind taste test in order to find out.


No it's Leighton Meester. Who ever the hell that is.


The future ex Mrs. PizzaJedi81?
 
2012-12-12 03:53:50 PM
Reading that article made me feel like I needed a shower. Not because of the racy pics, but because the writer makes me envision a skeevy man in a fedora and a trench coat.
 
2012-12-12 03:59:35 PM
Stretching not go away so soon

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2012-12-12 04:02:40 PM

Wellon Dowd: Hayden Pantyair is a goddess.

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except she has no feet
 
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